13 Dec, 2009

figger it out

&*^ #(& (*@# figger that out and then we talk (ONLY GIRLS)

12 Dec, 2009

am awsome

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06 Dec, 2009

Homer Simpson

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05 Dec, 2009

dats me

R-You are social. A-You always want some action. I-love is something you deeply belive in. M-Succes comes easly to you. E-You are popular with all types of people. L-You are always smilig and making others smile. A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantastic characteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action. H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed. O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf. T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usually r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You can be very "fun"...in bed. Z- You have trouble trusting people.

15 Jul, 2009

i love math

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

15 Jul, 2009

i am $4050

Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [x] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [x] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x] Green - $750 [x] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

30 Nov, -0001

fuck you

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30 Nov, -0001

the man with a headache

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