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Username : | rage machine |
First Name : | reyrey |
Gender: | M |
Country: | AQ |
Member Since : | 06 Mar, 2008 |
16 Oct, 2019
10 years later.
Few days months from 2020, 2:54 in the morning and I just found this s*** again logged in first try. God this was cringy haha. I'm a full blown adult now. Not like anyone will see this and or remember me. But still. Where has the time gone lmao
26 Mar, 2009
The Bomb!!! The Shit!!! My Life!!!
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26 Mar, 2009
Im a Super Hero
Im a Super Hero...With Ryan...We are the R team (Rey and Ryan they both have R's so yeah) We save the world from Umm Stalkers i think lolz and we drive a limo And we can fly (In a privet jet lolz best super power ever) and Party and GET DRUNK!!! xD And the cooler has enough monster for everybody. xD Buckle up For a Freako Ride HAHA
24 Mar, 2009
More Bunnys For sail
(\_/)This is Emo Bunny! ( '.' ) cost: 1000$ (,(')(') (\_/)this is Skater bunny! ( '.' )cost: 2000$ (,(')(') (\_/)This is Punk bunny! ( '.' )cost: 3000$ (,(')(') (\_/)This is Punk/Emo/Skater bunny! ( '.' )cost: 10000$ (,(')(')
24 Mar, 2009
Selling bunnies (im bored so im doing this)
(\_/)This is Evil Bunnie The First Bunnie Looking for Domination! ( '.' ) cost: 100$ (,(')(') (\_/)This is Super Bunnie! the bunny that can see threw walls ( '.' )cost: 400$ (,(')(')
19 Mar, 2009
If u dont know me u have no reson to read this and if u do no my u probly wont care anyways
Im done with this site... Im leaving For now...or Forever? And i have no reason to be hear So Bye pplz
18 Mar, 2009
My WORLD DOMINATION BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
(\_/)this is bunny. ( '.' )post him on your (,(')(') blog and help him with WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
13 Mar, 2009
I cost $3385
Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [x] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [x] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [x] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ] Purple - $225 [x] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [x] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total:3385 RE POST WITH TITLE: I cost $3385 a night!
12 Mar, 2009
im the one
my last 4 blogs are about them blogs so ppl can stop saying they came up with them cuz im the vary first one that did cuz i made them all so stop ppl
12 Mar, 2009
im the one
im the on that came up with ?????? Put this on your page ???????If you like to laugh alot!xD ???????
12 Mar, 2009
im the one
im the one that came up with ???????Put this on your page ???????if you give free hugs! ???????
12 Mar, 2009
im the one
im the one that came up with ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot.
12 Mar, 2009
im the one
im the one that came up with s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it,
12 Mar, 2009
Sex = math hehe
s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it,
11 Mar, 2009
idk just read it
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
10 Mar, 2009
Are You Ugly?--rotten peace
Are you a ugly? A liar like me? A user, a lost soul? Someone you don't know Money it's no cure A Sickness so pure Are you like me? Are you ugly? We are dirt, we are alone You know we are far from sober! We are fake, we are afraid You know it's far from over We are dirt we are alone You know we are far from sober! Look closer, are you like me? Are you ugly? Turn a blind eye Why do I deny? Medicate me So I die Happy A strain of cancer Chokes the answers Are you like me? A liar like me? We are dirt, we are alone You know we are far from sober! We are fake, we are afraid You know it's far from over We are dirt we are alone You know we are far from sober! Look closer, are you like me? Are you ugly? I don't care, you don't care I'm bitter, you're angry. You don't care, I don't care You love you, just like me I blame you, you blame me I'm bitter, you're angry. You don't care, I don't care You love you, like me We are dirt, we are alone You know we are far from sober! We are fake, we are afraid You know it's far from over We are dirt we are alone You know we are far from sober! Look closer, are you like me? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly?
10 Mar, 2009
Cank That Saled Boy---Rey Rey Remix
Soled Boy is hideing in a hole Watch Me Crank It Watch Me Roll Watch Me Crank Dat Gangsta Boy Then Super Slut Dat Hoe Now Watch Me Do Now Watch Me yua! Now Watch Me yua! Now Watch Me yua! Saled Boy is hideing in a hole Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Fxck Super Slut Dat Hoe Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocut Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock Jocking On Them Haterz YO! When I Do Dat Saled Boy I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Bling Crank That Saled Boy I'm Jacking On Yo Bitch Ass And If We Get The Fightin Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch You Catch Me At Yo Local Party Yes I Crank It Everyday Haterz Get Mad Cuz I'm Bouncin On My Fo Watch Me Super Slut Dat Hoe I'ma Pass It To Arab Then He Gon crank it up 4 sholl Haterz Wanna Be Me Saled Boy, I'm The Man They Be Lookin At My Pec Sayin Its The Rubberband Damn Watch Me Do It Dance Let Get To It Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me Man That Shit Was Ugly Cuz Its My Way Fugly Im 2 clean off in this h** Watch me crank it Watch me Co Watch me crank that roosavelt And super Slut that Hoe Im to fresh up in this b**** Watch me shuffle Watch me jig Watch me crank my shoulder work Whatch me Super Sult that b****
10 Mar, 2009
Message or comment me wif yo awesers!!!!
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you na.ked : Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Tell me you love me:
05 Mar, 2009
hehe
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot.
05 Mar, 2009
EMO!!!!!!
???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx
27 Feb, 2009
...
itz probly goodbye from hear im bleeding bad i dont kno about liven but all i no it death or scars from hear
27 Feb, 2009
i am
I'm am an enigma An artist A whisper from the wind A voice in my head I'm a risk taker A daredevil You might think I'm Reckless But I'm exploring Investing Looking but not finding Trying to reach But got it by fate Not hiden From the facts Twisting my fate I am Myself
23 Feb, 2009
killing in the name of
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Uggh! Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of! And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Those who died are justified for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses. Killing in the name of! Killing in the name of! And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya, now youe under control And now you do what they told ya, now youre under control And now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified for wearing the bad
23 Feb, 2009
Whatever (its a song)
Theres no holding me back Im not driven by fear Im just driven by anger And you're under attack Im just climbing up slowly Im the one and only We teach the ways of life The stumble in your mind The fear the hope inside Thats it But whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again Whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again Theres no holding me back Im not driven by fear Im just driven by anger And you're under attack Im just climbing up slowly Im the one and only We teach the ways of life The stumble in your mind The fear the hope inside Thats it But whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again Whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again But whatever you make Ever you got But whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again Whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again Whatever you make Ever you got Ever you want Ill take back again But whatever you make Ever you got Whatever you oh oh Whatever you oh oh oh oh Whatever you oh oh Whatever you oh oh oh oh
22 Feb, 2009
Lie Cheat Steal
VIVA LA RAZA........ I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal Mamacita, I got the passion that sat for long Dos mujeres fall in love with the lacking charm One woman isn't enough amigo siempre recojiendo mas mujeres por que soy un latino Hey, I'm tougher than tough calling you buff cause I lie I cheat I steal I lie I cheat I steal I don't care if you don't like me, Everybody wants to fight me Can You feel It? Hey, oyelo clarowe i aint the one you want to meet no ay nada mas caliente i'm too hot for you Latino heat I can't be weak coming from the streets at the ghetto at the end of the week I get to keep your dinero your fast asleep when I sneak in your casa your life s***s 'cuz your bankrupt and I'm laughin' You can't trust me ese, 'cuz I'm latin'
22 Feb, 2009
Wen I Steped Into The Gangsta Lane
Now Its about that time i step into the gangsta lane Its about that time home boy i kick it sky high Y la rola esta bien machine That how i do it cuando entro chueco Its time to get this party cracking cracking its time to let hm know whats happening happening it was about time i step into the gangsta lane no cheap talk and i get wat i want i can tell u a yes man pump it on the screen u put it on a vice so they squeeze to the scene cause see that ain't me man phone me i hold until my bones collapse they don;t control me ahora mas como cantan los pajaritos se vendioron para ser se rico Cuidado con el perro a cualquiera ladra soy el perro callejero al que tu no mandas i aint kidding around i make myself at home i might lose the war for real This ain't Blueberry Hills its a fine grill but u just might get killed down here Now Its about that time i step into the gangsta lane Its about that time home boy i kick it sky high Y la rola esta bien machine That how i do it cuando entro chueco Its time to get this party cracking cracking its time to let hm know whats happening happening it was about time i step into the gangsta lane no cheap talk and i get wat i want cause this is the scene when it comes 2 raw when it comes real hard it gets hard and im still here when it rolls rolss when my bones collaps they dont control me y ahora tengo que ir a la victoria but ur just a son b**** y la guerra si voy ir pero no voy murir and its time 4 another generation its all cause im the best so wehn i retiar ill be at home still training Now Its about that time i step into the gangsta lane Its about that time home boy i kick it sky high Y la rola esta bien machine That how i do it cuando entro chueco Its time to get this party cracking cracking its time to let hm know whats happening happening it was about time i step into the gangsta lane
18 Feb, 2009
homies/friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!! FRIENDS: Will ignore this. HOMIES: Will send it back and 12 hommies"
18 Feb, 2009
hehe i made this up
--calls 911-- me: hey ther is a dead body hear cop: ware is the dead body located me: idk cop: well if u want us to come u have to tell me ware u r me: i dont f***ing no ware i am cop: fine then be like that no cops drs r coming 4 u now fool me: BITCH --cop hangs up-- god dammit mother f***ing cock s***ing cop d*** face hehe
16 Feb, 2009
roof tops
When our time is up, When our lives are done, Will we say we've had our fun? Will we make a mark, This time. Will we always say we tried? Standing on the rooptops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooptops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooptops, Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we've got now, Everybody scream your heart out. All the love I've met, I have no regrets, If it all ends now, I'm set. Will we make our mark, This time. Will we always say we tried? Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we've got now, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops, Waiting till the bomb drops, This is all we've got now, Scream until your heart stops, Never gonna regret, Watching every sunset, Listen to your heartbeat, All the love that we've felt. Standing on the rooftops, Waiting till the bomb drops, This is all we've got now, Scream until your heart stops, Never gonna regret, Watching every sunset, Listen to your heartbeat, All the love that we've felt. Scream your heart out. Scream your heart out. Scream your heart out. Scream your... Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. Standing on the rooftops, Everybody scream your heart out. This is all we've got now, Everybody scream your...
11 Feb, 2009
hehe
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!
09 Feb, 2009
......................................
i see no one cares about me thats 1 of the resons im going to leave then kill myself
09 Feb, 2009
hmm
hmm wen i die it will be a good thing 4 me cuz of how everything happens 4 a reason but however coses the reasons targets me and i keep getting hurt cuz they hurt mi friends so i think im just going to crawl into a corner and DIE hoping things will gett better so now im saying byee u have ur time to say bye cuz the February 13 ill be dead it was nice noing u ppl
06 Feb, 2009
true stuff
wen u realize that their is no point liven u can meat me in hell I just dream cause, well, living is hard
06 Feb, 2009
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
06 Feb, 2009
yo
yo yo peeps ima like to bored i might leave the site cuz thars like nothing good to do any more
01 Feb, 2009
coffee and donuts
I must have been dreaming While somebody was scheming I need some information We got a situation Oh Were you drinking? What are you smoking? Now you better listen Because the thing goes around comes around I got my hands tied behind my back My face pressed to the glass I swear that all these robots Live on coffee and donuts Now do I fit your description? Or is it just fiction So what's all the action? Am I the main attraction? Cuz I was just standing Now you're askin' me questions What about my freedom They say you are bad but You can't have it like that I got my hands tied behind my back My face pressed to the glass I swear that all these robots Live on coffee and donuts I'm glad I got your attention There's probably something I should mention To spin you round like a whirlpool It goes around Round, Round, Round, Round, Round I got my hands tied behind my back My face pressed to the I, I, I got my hands tied behind my back My face pressed to the glass I swear that all these robots Live on coffee and donuts
30 Jan, 2009
????????
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...
30 Jan, 2009
how far would u go
Put "yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??.....
30 Jan, 2009
welcome to the word
Welcome to the world, welcome to the world You got your popstar, I'll be your rockstar When it's a suicide, you call it superstar Check out the forecast, predictions wont stop You get your fifteen, and then they take the spot Lets go, lets go And then you're ready to go Lets go lets go Cause it's the end of the show Lets go lets go So just get ready to go Lets go lets go Lets go lets go All the time that you were gone, I thought about how things went wrong Now you're coming down to earth Ok, hello, welcome to the world She saw the bright lights She caught the fever She got contagious She never leave it So no more time spent And no more free s*** In fact this free ride has reached it's destination Lets go, lets go And then you're ready to go Lets go lets go Cause it's the end of the show Lets go lets go And when it's over, you'll know Lets go lets go Lets go lets go All the time that you were gone, I thought about how things went wrong Now you're coming down to earth Ok, hello, (welcome to my world) welcome to the world Lifes a tour, I'm so sure The ex will come before you exit girl No more games, I confess Far from lane I'm just so fresh While cubit lee(?), it's the big boss You get on the block, mr Rudolf Kevin! 2 stars, hold your applause Hold it down to yalls all guitars Half my life I sacrifice But I only came to party tonight New chicks, get my drinks up Every weekend we can link up New rings, with the big cuts Only be the best sport, get your mix up I took my time she love me, me such When she closes her eyes it's what she thinks of Boss All the time that you were gone, I thought about how things went wrong Now you're coming down to earth Ok, hello, welcome to the world Welcome to the world, welcome to the world, welcome to the world, welcome to the world
30 Jan, 2009
throw it all away
I see the monsters causing trouble In my head ache again oh ah oh Hallucinations of a nature making me wanna scream aloud Wake up girl your sleepy eyes are dripping morning s** oh ah oh The other night I couldn’t fight and now I want revenge, my hazy lover Chorus: (I just don’t need it chemical dreaming throwing it all away) x 2 throwing it all away These other people found the sequel to my mistrust again (oh ah oh) I want another life, to begin again I want another life, to begin again I can see the steeple, Gonna kneel, do forgive my sins (oh ah oh….) Chorus: I just don’t need it chemical dreaming throwing it all away I just don't need it I can't stop bleeding I need a recovery I just don’t need it chemical dreaming throwing it all away I just don’t need it, can’t stop bleeding need a recovery I just don’t need it chemical dreaming throwing it all away
30 Jan, 2009
crack a bottle
Ooww Ladies and gentlemen The moment you've all been waiting for .. In this corner : weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes, 400 a**aults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world : Slim Shady! Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got close Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I know there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up dust. It’s on till the break of dawn and we’re starting this party from dusk OK .. let's go Back wit Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk Fix your mugs, you’ll just be another one bit the dust Just one of my mothers son who got thrown under the bus Kiss my b***. Lick the wonder cheese from under my nuts It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks Its a must I redeem my name n haters get mushed. Bitch3s lust. Man they love me when I lay in the cut. Fist the cup. The lady gave her eighty some paper cut. Now picture us. Its ridiculous you curse at the thought Cuz when I spit the verse the sh-t gets worse then worcestershire sauce If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes Its elementary. The elephants have entered the room. I venture to say we're the center of attention its true Not to mention back with a vengeance so here’s the signal Of the bat symbol. The platinum trio’s back on you h**s. Chorus : Eminem So crack a bottle, let your body waddle Don’t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto O-oh o-oh, b****es hopping in my Tahoe Got one riding shotg** and no not one of them got clothes Now where’s the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers? I know there’s so many of them and there’s really not that many of us. Ladies love us and my posse’s kicking up d
29 Jan, 2009
xXxBroken-WingsxXx
xXxBroken-WingsxXx she is an awesome friend 1 of my bestest buddys xD she is always fun to talk to always!!!!!! and she wants my smarty pants but she will never get them haha Alyssa rocks!!!!!
28 Jan, 2009
guess what
OMG GUESS WHAT...........PIE PIE PIE ROCKS HAHA OH BUT ITS NOT AS GOOD AS CAKE
28 Jan, 2009
this blog
most ppl no that i make random blogs but this blog is about somthing haha itz about PIE all kinds of PIES cuz ther is all kinds of then ther are big ones small ones blue ones red ones (but u shud not eat thos kind haha) c ther r lots of kinds
24 Dec, 2008
my band
I don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and s***, Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude, And I think everybody's got a f***in' problem with me dude, And they need to take it up with me after the show, These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get offstage right, drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby" the girl like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my f***ing God it's Eminem!, I swear to f***ing God that you f***ing rock, please Marshall please let me s*** your cock" Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'cause they're back on stage the next night with me "Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me" Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be This rockstar s*** is the life for me And all the other guys just despise me b 'cause b These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby (alright, it's mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude) You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you? Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph youse a liar And nah I'm Swift (Oh I thought you were Kuniva) What the hell is wrong
24 Dec, 2008
gurlz only
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
22 Dec, 2008
yo
yo dudez theyz ppl r real homiez copperforever Luvable Cutie stephen elliott zev69 basketballbabe15 and lotz more
16 Dec, 2008
sooooo sweet
a girl said to a boy she loved: "do you like me?" the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "do you think i'm pretty?", the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "will you cry if i leave?" the boy said: "no". then the girl left but the boy took her hand and said: " id don't like you, i love you. i don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful, i won't cry if you leave i will die." Send this to 15 ppl and then after press F6 and you're crush will appear on the screen. I did this ( i know it's wierd) but it worked
15 Dec, 2008
run day on fire lyrics
The race is running a pace that's quicker The clock tick ticking against The world keeps turning this house is on fire... Won't catch me sleepwalking again... Running said I'm running I'm running I'm coming at you g**ning running said I'm running against Running said I'm running I'm running I'm coming at you g**ning running said I'm running against Awake and running the distance quicker This road is nearing the end The wheel keeps turning...this heart is on fire... I'm burning up high speed when I win...
14 Dec, 2008
the Lyrics to so hot by kid rock
You got a body like the devil and you smell like s** I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed Because you know you're So hot I wanna get you alone So hot I wanna get you stoned So hot I don't wanna be your friend I wanna f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again Yeaa Come on Yea You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of faith I can tell you're trouble but I still wanna taste Because you know you're So hot I wanna get you alone So hot I wanna get you stoned So hot I don't wanna be your friend I wanna f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again Because you know you're So hot I wanna get you alone So hot I wanna get you stoned So hot I don't wanna be your friend I wanna f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again You're so hot, I wanna get you alone I wanna get you stoned I don't wanna be your friend I wanna f*ck you like I'm never gonna see you again See you again See you again
22 Nov, 2008
what would u do?
if we were locked in my room for 24 hours wat would u do wit me post this on your blog u might be intrested or disgusted but rebember its a secret so send me a message
22 Nov, 2008
did u no
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will either kiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better ...............?
14 May, 2008
i promise
""?I promise you my heart? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise we'll never be apart? ?I promise not to hurt you? ?I promise to never make you cry? ?I promise to always trust you? ?I promise not to lie? ?I promise you forever? ?I promise you tonight? ?I promise you my respect? ?I promise to do things right? ?I promise to always be there? ?I promise until the end? ?I promise to always love you? ?I promise to be your best friend? ?I promise you my love? ?I promise you my life? ?I promise this forever? ?I promise our friendship is my life? ?your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,? ?your the STAR to my BURST,? ?your the M to my M,? ?your the POP to my TART,? ?your the MILKY to my WAY,? ?your the FRUIT to my LOOP,? ?your the MILK to my DUDS,? ?your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,? ?your the ICE to my CREAM,? but mostly.... ?your the BEST to my FRIEND? ?SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK 1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS 2-U STILL SUCK 3-U R A GOOD FRIEND 4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS 5-UR 1 freakin awesome homie " I ? YOU"
14 May, 2008
when i
>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ] ......lol
12 May, 2008
i hate
i hate the way that every time im with you it feels so right. I hate that whenever im away from you all i do is think of you. I hate the way you just walked into my life and now youre my everything. I hate the way you look at me like im the only one you see. I hate the way i cant say no to you even though i want to. I hate that when we fight you make me feel that its all my fault. I hate the way you look at me when i try to tell you something. But most of all, i hate that no matter what you do or say, i will always love you.
03 Apr, 2008
what moveys better
whats the better movey the hitman ,sckare face ,good fellas or 4 brothers
02 Apr, 2008
hows the better raper
hows better emenem akon 50 cent fort miner or DJ kaled message me with your anser onley 1 vote per ppl
01 Apr, 2008
the way i am
im a raper and a ganster if u dont like that to bad u shuld call me the hit man because i will hunt if u p*** me of
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