21 Jan, 2010
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Things to do at a movie theater... 1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8. Scalp tickets outside the theater. 9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance. 10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know". 11. Talk really loud on your cell phone. 12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up. 13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen. 14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen. 15. Wear 3D glasses no matter what the movie is. 16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!” 17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen. 18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations. 19. Do the same thing stated above (#1 except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience. 20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them. 21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing. 22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!” 23. Repeat the lines in the movie. 24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat. 25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the mov
15 Jan, 2010
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yea bruh
23 Dec, 2009
I am
I'm the Son of Rage and Love
22 Dec, 2009
Awesome
Dec 22 2009 4:28AM COOKIEZ (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE COOKIES!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY COOKIE!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^_^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U
22 Dec, 2009
Haha
Dec 22 2009 5:27PM hahahaha I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY AND I SHOULDNT BE ASKING U, I FEEL SHY, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD DONT GET ME WRONG, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVENT HAD IT FOR A LONG TIME. I COULD ALREADY FEEL IT GOING IN SO HARD AND COMING OUT SO SOFT AND WET . NO 1 HAS 2 KNOW ABOUT THIS. I NEED IT . I'M DESPERATE. UR HELP WILL BE APPRECIATED . U MUST THINK I HAVE ALOT OF NERVE ASKING U BUT I CAN FEEL MYTOUNGE AROUND IT , SUCKING ALL THE JUICE OUT TILL THERES NO MORE LEFT. THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY LONG, & I HOPE IM NOT BEING 2 FOWARD . I'M NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS, BUT ......... CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF GUM?
01 Nov, 2009
hatred
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
31 Oct, 2009
Wait
Or is it Merry Halloween? Well, whatever
31 Oct, 2009
Woo
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
27 Oct, 2009
I am SO.....
Awiethemmm
27 Oct, 2009
it looks like homer simpson
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24 Oct, 2009
Rich
I got money to blow oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
21 Oct, 2009
my lil facts
1.your reading my comment 2.now yoursaying/thinking thats a stupid fact 4. you didn't notice i skipped three 5.your checking it now 6.your smilling 7.your still reading my comment 8.you know all you have read is true 10.you didn't notice i skipped 9. 11. your checking it now 12.you didn't know there are only 10 facts (ur about to check it) copy and to paste 1 profile, tommorow will be your best day ever! no matter what
11 Jul, 2009
rev theory- voices
I hear voices in my head The council me They understand They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me, they talk to me You got your rules and your religion All designed to keep you safe But when rules start getting broken You start questioning your faith I have a voice that is my savior Hates to love and loves to hate I have the voice that has the knowledge And the power to rule your fate I hear voices crying I see heroes dying I taste the blood that's drying I feel the tension rising I hear voices in my head The council me They understand They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me, they talk to me All the lawyers are defenseless All the doctors are disease And the preachers all are sinners And the police just take the grease All you judges you are guilty All the bosses I will fire All you bankers will have losses And politicians are all liars I see darkness falling I hear voices calling I feel justice crawling I see faith has fallen I hear voices in my head The council me They understand They tell me things that I will do They show me things I'll do to you They talk to me, they talk to me
11 Jul, 2009
mizzusic
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10 Jul, 2009
BOBizzle
?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames
10 Jul, 2009
drake best i ever had
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted. We can do it real big. Bigger then you ever done it. You be up on everything. Other h**s ain't never on it. I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it. Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up. When i get right i promise that we gon live it up. She make me beg for it till she give it up. And I say the same thing every single time. I say you the ****ing best. You the ****ing best. You the ****ing best. You the ****ing best. You the best i ever had. Best I ever had. Best I ever had. Best I ever had. I say you the ****ing. Know you got a roommate Call me when its no one there Put the key under the mat And you know I'll be over there (Yup) I'll be over there Shawty, I'll be over there I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on That's when your the prettiest I hope that you don take it wrong You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home And she a patient in my waiting room Never pay attention to them rumors and what they a**ume And until them girls prove it I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause. Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted. We can do it real big. Bigger then you ever done it. You be up on everything. Other h**s ain't never on it. I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it. Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up. When i get right i promise that we gon live it up. She make me beg for it till she give it up. And I say the same thing every single time. I say you the ****ing best. You the ****ing best. You the ****ing best. You the ****ing best.
10 Jul, 2009
%$#@ rascism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE RACISM
