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Member Since: 10/21/2007
Last Login: 04/25/2010
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I love 2 play Football and Baseball. Very outgoing and LOVES the ladies!!! SO DONT BE SCARED 2 TALK 2 ME.....YA DIGG!!! ANY THING ELSE YOU WANNA KNOW..HIT ME UP
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Jul 30 2009 10:24PM
SEX JOKE
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

 

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Angelkg2007
Oct 15 2009 3:09PM

Long Time No Chat...Hit Me Up Later....Laterr
butterfingerbabe
Aug 13 2008 5:09AM

i 4got i wuz friends wit u lol
Angelkg2007
Jun 12 2008 5:22PM

FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ****ed up...but that **** was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the **** out!! FRIENDS: Will ignore this. HOMIES: Will send it back and 12 hommies" juzz showin yu sum luhv ight im outt..kkpce
Baby-Gurl15
Jun 11 2008 2:15PM

hey juzz showin yu sum luhv here ight??..im outt lol kkpce
twinkie14
Jun 11 2008 11:49AM

watz poppin' playa. jus stoppin by to show ya page some luvin'. sexii pic. peace. -SnO BuNni
Angelkg2007
Jun 8 2008 11:09AM

hey juzz showin yu sum luhv nD whut not lol kkpce holla bakk
i luv tweetybird
May 20 2008 8:12PM

WAT UP? ITZ BEEN A MIN SINCE I LAST WAS ON HUR TLKIN 2 U.

TIGGA GOT POOH, WEZZY GOT BIRDMAN, DORA GOT BOOTS, ND I GOT A COOL ASS MOTHA ****A LIK U!!!!

GOD SAW U HUNGRY & CREATED McDONALDS, HE SAW U THRISTY & CREATED PEPSI, GOD SAW U W/O A HOT FRIEND/G & CREATED MY FYNE ASS!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN?! I'M JUS SURVIVIN 1 DAY @ A TYME. LOL
sexybooty
May 3 2008 2:13PM

hey sexi liking tha six pack....
Amelia
Apr 14 2008 3:58PM

sup
Angelkg2007
Mar 14 2008 10:44AM

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK, TIGgER GOT POOH, DORA GOT BOOTS, AND I GOT A COOL Azz MUTHA F^CKN FRIEND LIKE YOU!! SEND THIS TO ALL UR THE FRIENDS U LOVE INCLUING ME!? 1-5 YOUR NOT A GOOD FRIEND 6-10 YOUR AN OKAY FRIEND 11 OR MORE YOUR THE BEST
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