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Member Since: 04/27/2008
Last Login: 02/02/2011
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About Me:
names phil i am wat u can call redneck for life ppl there mud i will be in it and for my school i play fullback and a lifting competion is comin up which i can bench the most in my class i kick ass

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May 6 2009 8:55PM
guess what?
come on ppl guess u gotta no what tmr is ........... its my bday o yea gunna be 15
Apr 11 2009 9:06PM
joke 10
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Mar 16 2009 7:42PM
joke 9
Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Really? I think I'd just pet him first."
Mar 10 2009 4:45PM
joke 8
Playing Doctor 
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
Mar 4 2009 2:46PM
joke 7
Lawyer and Vulture 
What''s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Mar 3 2009 6:33PM
joke 6
Britney Spears vs. Computer 
How is a computer like Britney Spears?
They're both cheap, white, and plastic.
Mar 1 2009 8:34AM
joke 5
Three Bad-Ass Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat."
The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed."
The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?"
The third one replies, "Going home to **** the cat."
Feb 28 2009 8:01AM
joke 4
Fifteen Things to do at Wal-Mart While your Spouse is Taking His or
Her Sweet Time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
and last but not least,
15. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"
Feb 27 2009 4:01PM
joke 3
Yo Mama's so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks
Feb 26 2009 6:49PM
since its my first day of jokes u get 2 joke 2
Stayin' Alive 
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.
When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium


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Mar 27 2009 9:08PM

:) hey what r u doing?
Nov 29 2008 1:59PM

hey sexxi!!..
cant wait to talk to so get back on tonight...
so we can talk somemore ..
but luv ya lol!!..
Sep 6 2008 12:06AM

well my blog is now gone =(
Aug 18 2008 12:14PM

he blocked me and im his friend
Aug 14 2008 2:27AM

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Aug 13 2008 11:04PM

thanks for the comment it was my first!!! <3
Aug 13 2008 3:54PM

heyy wats up??
Aug 12 2008 11:00AM

just stopin show ur page some luv
Jul 29 2008 4:39PM

just showin luv to your profile man......... i can't wait for first day of buck
Jul 29 2008 3:30PM

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having sex Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
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