11 Nov, 2010

EW

Bacon soda!

26 Aug, 2010

Got the job

got the job ow my feet :'(

21 Aug, 2010

damn it! ppl kno me to well

O.o stop it its like u can read my mind

20 Aug, 2010

Me and tylers conversation

(My awesome g**buddy from cali miss him :'( ) Tyler: I like ur pic ur hair luks nice Me: Thanks i like urs too ur hairs so short cant belive it Tyler: u luk good in that shirt ;) But i wud luk betta Me: Plz as if xP u cud pull of my blue pjz Tyler:im that hot Me: Someone gots a big head Tyler: Dont act u dont notice how gud i luk Me: sweety I think i luk way betta in my clothes than u Tyler: Im so hot when i go outside in the rain i sizzle Me: U mean like grease? When i go out in the rain I steam xD lol

20 Aug, 2010

Ahhhh

id cry if i didnt have a nose O.o *touches my nose* yep still there :D

03 Aug, 2010

YAy!

new phone tomorrow :D

31 Jul, 2010

I totally forgot!

when i was in walmart earlier I saw a man whos skin was grayish he was bald his chin and ears were pointy i waited until he passed us b4 i freaked out and was tellin stephanie did u see the elf?!

31 Jul, 2010

super pissed off

wat happened to all my brownies? I had like one out of a couple dozen

31 Jul, 2010

LMAO xD

Honestly i wud sooo do this just to p*** someone off xD but do go on and read ahead Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

31 Jul, 2010

OMG guess wat?

I HAVE BROWNIES!!! cuked em myself MMmmmm

31 Jul, 2010

Marry Me? :D

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised :D OMG lol I cud have a wifey :o xD lol or a hubby? xD

26 Jul, 2010

sun bathin anyone?

Going to the lake (=< hehehe

24 Jul, 2010

cutest smileyz eva

(?????? ~? (? 3 ? ) (??? ) (? ω ? ) (???? ?? ) (?????)? (??_?) (id b like that two if the scary one was behind me xD) (♥ó? ò) (The bear) (?????) (*`?´)? (that b**** cut in front of me xD) (o???) (??∀?)? (??????) (hey thats mine!) Σ(???????? (lil higher boys xD) ?(????)(????)(hehehe) (???∀??)? (from the top again) (????) Hehehe (?????) chimpmunk? (??? ?? ?) ( ^ ? ^)

24 Jul, 2010

Chain blogs

They just straight up freak me out! U WILL BE PUNISHED 20 YRS BAD LUCK BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you IM JUST SAYIN THESE FREAKED ME OUT o.O WHY CANT ANYTHING NICE EVA HAPPEN LIKE ULL TRIP INSTEAD OF DEATH MAN

23 Jul, 2010

Random question day!!

Today is the day where u can ask random questions that arent perverted :D its my day so dont ruin it damn it :D hehehe ask a random question to who eva when eva

23 Jul, 2010

i wuv u stephy

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. This totally works XD steph called me like not even ten mins after O.o

23 Jul, 2010

OH SH** BARS

Oh s*** bars (the bars above ur window that u grab onto when ur gonna FREAK becuz ur driver is a scary driver) JEEPS need OH SHIT BARS i really needed one XD hahaha

23 Jul, 2010

Im Home

Yo Im bak xD it was awesome i new thing tho.... I am no longer afraid of heights O.o stuck in a jeep thats rockin bak and forth near a cliff haha T-T

18 Jul, 2010

Pringles

Me:Jeremeh Wat r u doin? Jeremy: Its jere-ME Not Jere-MAY Me: Jeremeh How many time r we gonna do this? Jeremy: Until u get my name right Me: Ok Jer Jer or Germany or Germy or Jeremeh Jeremey: Wateva........... My hands stuck Me: How? Jeremy: I have pringles and My hands stuck Me: lol XD Just let go of the prongles Jeremy: Noooo there gud Me: lol XD Jeremy Let them go right now Jeremy: No Me: Do it Jermy: No Me: Take ur hand out and pour them out Jermey: No I'll cut off the other end Me: Ur gonna hurt urself Use ur saftey scissors XD hehehe Jeremy: Why do you want me to let them go? There my friends :D Me: xD lol Dont u want to eat ur friends? Jermey: I got them out :D Me: O.o O :o

18 Jul, 2010

KEEYAN

Me ok if u were lukin for unicorns but cudnt find any wat wud u do? olivia i wud probably swith to looking for leprechauns they have gold! Me [2:56am] i wud try pets smat or petco XD then if i found nothin i wud get a horse and add a cotton cone stick Olivia haha and try to pull that off as a unicorn? Me no id give it to my friend keeyanl in exchange for one of his unicorns (=< he said he had them alll Olivia o so thats why i cudnt find any unicorns! tell him to quit hoggin up all the unicorns! Me I kno i asked him and hes like yes i was the one who went to petco b4 u and got them Olivia not fair! Me i kno XD

17 Jul, 2010

BOB got upgraded

?/ bob and his house! Lets help bob take over mostfungames (=< /? / \ __??????? ??l??? ??l?*?? ?????? ???|?????? ???? ?????π???? ???????? ?|??? ? ?????? ?? Does anyone else think bobs house is fukin tight!? and that he needs to mow his lawn? LMAO

16 Jul, 2010

Thinkin

I dont think 24/7 damn it u ask wat r u think in Im blank!!!! LMFAO lol or somethin that im doin

16 Jul, 2010

Awesome songs Its not in any order just the way i thought of them

1) Neutron star collision (this love) By the Muse 2) Misery by Maroon 5 3) In one Ear By Cage the Elephant 4) Let me hear you scream By Ozzy 5) Makes me Wonder By Maroon 5 6) Face Down by the Red Jump Suit Apparatus 7) Brightside by the killers 8) Stappleg**ned by Spill Canvas 9) Our song By Spilled Canvas 10) All Over you Bye spilled Canvas 11) Skin and Bones By Romance on a rocket ship 12) Kiss me By Rediscover 13) Not Invited By Rediscover 14) Face Down By Rediscover 15) Spanish Mackrel Mercy Mercedes 16 Perfect Scene By Mercy Mercedes 17) Bring Me Back to life By Evanescene 18) ShakeYerDairyair By Dot Dot Curve 19)I.D.G.A.F By Blood on the dance floor 20) Life of the party By A Rocket to the moon these r my most fav songs right now :) listen to em check em out there awesome

15 Jul, 2010

My Fate

Wat I am is wat I hate take me now to my eternal fate *damned to hell*

15 Jul, 2010

tootsie pops

how many licks til i get to the center 1 2 f*** u *bites into the tootsie pop* im not waitin for choco gudness

15 Jul, 2010

My Name

It's IVY Not bill Stop messin wit poor sam when hes high on pain killers! Its funny but dont mess wit my name!

14 Jul, 2010

*dies*

Oh god -_-

13 Jul, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0U3pBdA

Aliens gotta luv em and OMG poor chad xD hahaha check it out idc if u do or dont but watch it and 20 yrs of gud luck will b bestoyed upon u and ur luv life -wink wink- anyways dont and 20 yrs of bad luck on u and ur luv life guess u and that dude/chick wont get it on -wink wink- ever again -frowny face- hehehe

12 Jul, 2010

"I'm gonna be a daddy!" <<<< i =wanted to post it like dis cuz i felt like it

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing *Get b**** slapped *Laugh ur a** off * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: that makes no sense to ur life or situation "I'm a lesbian" <<<< for guys "I'M HORNY" <<<< O>O "I GOT ARRESTED BECUZ I FELL OVER AND REFUSED TO MOVE" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant but damn it jane its not urs" "I'm getting married to a hobo!!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan yay! i can b japanese!" "Guess ... whos a**ed i kicked last night....yes its billyz!" "I guess it was never meant to be me adn A's plz as if" "I'm gonna be a daddy!"<<<< 4 gurls "I'm moving back wit my momXD!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy i think hes pregnant go figure" "I'm moving....but where!!! "I miss her stupid a** walk" "i miss his stupid dumb smile" "he love's me again when will he learn" "she love's me again when will she learn" "I want SEX right now any takers? ;) heheh" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD

10 Jul, 2010

random questions answer plz :)

what would you do if you started burping up watermelons? Id b disgusted i hate watermelon then i wud laugh and give the ppl i hate watermelons if evil corn spittin spider eatin potatoes infested ur town wat wud u do?! Id dance make friends and get a fryin pan and tell them its a amusment park ride > :] Ur lukin for unicorns but cant find one wat do u do? Id go to petco and see if their there and if no id go to keeyans cuz for some reason unicorns r attracted to him XD If u were a starburst wat color wud u b? Gree! Green is fukin yummy If skittles were rainin from the sky wud u luv it or ate it? Luv it OMG i wish it wud happen soon okay, so say you wake up and your hair is lime green, what do you do? I put it in a pony tail and when ppl as wtf i shout/fake cry I was born like this dont point and stare hahahaha Burrito or taco? Taco! Burritos r just knock offs of soft tacos!! wat is the stupidest thing uve ever done? I walked into a glass door fell off a bench cuz i was gonna alay down on it and fell off a chair Wats ur biggest fear? Heights and evil midgets dressed like leprachauns

10 Jul, 2010

OH SNAP BIRDS

Birds masterbate! did u kno they can do that? How the hell fo they do that? And wtf how do they do it? like u kno s** it up?CUZ I WAS FUKIN AMAZIED HOW THE FUK DO BIRDS DO THAT?

09 Jul, 2010

Me

1. Name: Ivy 2. Birthday:8/12/1995 3. Birthplace: fresno California hospital 4. Current Location:meh house 5. Eye Color: Brown, 6. Height: 5'4 7. Right or Left Handed: Right 8. The Shoes You Wore Today: Went bare foot XD hehehe and sandals! 9. Your most Overused Phrase: Thats wat she said (or) Awesomely awesome 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: Son of a b**** where r my pants wat time is it...Oh its summer Fuk it i need sleep *unplug alarm clock* Zzzzz 11. Your Best Physical Feature: My lips ;) 12. Your Bedtime: 5am or later 13. Your Most Missed Memory: MFER 1st jr 14. Your Fears: Heights and Meetin someones parents OH ur a gud gurl and we want u to stay one WTF u dont kno me!! 15. Your Weakness: SODA 16. Perfect Pizza: Mmmmmm Pizza 17. Thoughts Before Going To bed: FINALLY! UGH *falls onto bed and muffles I luv u pillow and IM out* 18. Your Cravings: Cheez 19. Single/Taken?: single 20. Pepsi or Coke: PEPSAY!!! 21. MacDonald or Burger King: OMG LETS GET SOME MCDONALD FRYES AND WENDY SHAKES!!! 22. Single or Group Dates: DOUBLE DATE PLZ 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:, ARIZONA 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: I WANT COFFEE 26. Do you Smoke: FUK NO 27. Do you Swear: HELL YA Have u not ben payin attention to my answers? 28. Do you Sing: YA! Fa la la la la la 29. Do you Shower Daily: I dont wanna b gross like u ya! 30. Have you Been in Love: who hasnt 31. Going to College?: FUK YA 32. Going to get Married: ONE DAY 33. Believe in yourself: WHY NOT 34. Get Motion Sickness: NO...Maybe idk 35. Think you are Attractive: Maybe Idc i get told im cute but thats cute babies r cute 36. Are you a Health Freak: 'Course Not Wendys and mcdonalds fuk u health nuts 37. Get along with your Parents: OMG sometimes but i hate my dad 38. Like Thunderstorms: Prettay colors 39. Play an Instrument: Plz i am un cordinated no 40. Drank Alcohol: 1 and it burned 41. Smoked: nopez 42. Been on Drugs: HELL NO 43. Gone on a Date: YES X]

08 Jul, 2010

wat?

Put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [x ] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [x] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [x] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher 8. [ ] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [] I've caught myself drooling 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh. 13. [X] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [ ] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. {] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (like sleepin) 24. [X] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. 28. [x] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [ x] I put my head to the side when I'm confused

04 Jul, 2010

Dares

A girl named Terry was dared by her friends to summon Bloody Mary. Terry had never seen her, so she figured it was okay. She went into the bathroom, lit some candles, looked into the mirror and said; "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary." She turned around one last time and looked into the mirror and saw nothing. She closed her eyes and laughed, but when she opened them she saw hands grab her shoulders through the mirror. Then she saw Bloody Mary and shrieked in terror. The girls heard her shriek and ran to the bathroom. When they got there, their eyes were wide with shock. Their friends throat had been slit, and a mark that said, "SHE SUMMONED ME," and the girl ran away. IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE.

02 Jul, 2010

Guys rn't jerks and OMG how sweet

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

02 Jul, 2010

meh buddy

?/ /?This? Is Bobbay Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!

02 Jul, 2010

Hey hey OMG read this pretty plz if u luvz me

If u luv me and i kno all my friends do u will take the timeto luk at this cuz its like super dee duper important k luv ya I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi *hugz u* I missezs u [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

02 Jul, 2010

My random thoughts

When taco's fly Sending kisses ur way *throws chocolate at u* If peanut b***er cud talk..... If trombones cud speak they wud shout rape (think bout it O.o there gettin bjs) penguins have 6 eyes!!!!! Your bacon is naked!!! My potato has more eyes than u'll ever have! Im not eating dat piece of corn it has an ear! Ppl who like peace and quiet shud get a phoneless cord. Don't be so open-minded or your brain will fall out. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! (for that chick in science XD) Where did my pants go? U stole my pants!?.....Oh there they r on my leg LOL Just shout Tahiti is not in Europe (thanx sean) WTH!......Oh 2+2 does equal 4 Hey u....Ya u!.....Look away! STOP STARIN U FREAK! (see who looks away LOL) U wit the Legs get ur legs over here! Nice legs -wink wink- I must find it! (then drop to the floor and luk for somethin till someone ask if they can help then say "NO NOone can help then run off screamin fuk u dr.pepper u dont kno my problems) I wish i waz a turtle! WHOA why dont turtle doves luv like turtles Comfort the disturber distrub the comfortable (:<

30 Jun, 2010

If u saw me

If u saw me right now wat wud u do?

29 Jun, 2010

If ya wanna own me :p

??????????????? [Ivy Vargas] Officially owned by meh bestie Jesus

29 Jun, 2010

Jesus I own u ha lol

???????????????? International cool Property. Copyright2009

29 Jun, 2010

ppl need to kno!

NO matter who u r NO matter wat uve done NO matter how u p*** me off! I will always luv ur stupid annoyin funny mean b****y crazy a** :p Luv u :*

28 Jun, 2010

OMG A fukin unicorn just shit a rainbow

lol hey im bored

26 Jun, 2010

ZzzzZzzzz

Idk y ppl lie its so stupid tell the truth 4 realz

26 Jun, 2010

other 30 to funny 60 flirts

Lets b likes and Justdo it xD lol All those curves! And me with no brakes! Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table all night long I wish you were a door so i could bang you Me and my friends get so bored hehehe 35) hey, lets be like nikes, just do it. 36) if u were a pokemon i’d choose you… 37) good thing I’m not flammable because your smokin hot 38) Hey see my friend over there? They want to know if you think i am cute. 39) Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to u:? 40) Do my shoes match my eyes? *person looks them up and down* stop checking me out!:b 41) Let’s play chess… You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move! 42) I wish you were a poster so i could nail you on the wall 43) baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy 44) Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! 45) Do you like pokemon cause i’d shure like to take a picacho. 46) Apart from being s**y, what do you do for a living? 47) (give girl sugar packet) I think you dropped your name tag! 48) Honey, I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!! 49) Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good 50) Do u come with a fire extinguisher cause ur on fire 51) I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness 52) Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to a**ume the position 53) I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list 54) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful person online? 55) So here I am. What were your other two wishes? 56) This is me making the first move....your turn! 57) Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow! 58) If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? 59)What's a s**y woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? 60)Baby, you must

26 Jun, 2010

Funniest60 funny Flirts Collect by me and my friends check out 14 xD

Funniest thing ever! most of these r for guys but itd b funny 4 a girl to use them 1) Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass. 2) You look like a big glass of water and I am thirsty! 3) Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot. 4) Damn, if being s**y was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! 5) If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be a McMaxy 6) We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready 7) I'd buy you a drink but i'd be jealous of the glass 8) I’ve heard s** is a killer. Want to die happy? 9) You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. 10) Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you! 11) I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow? 12) All those curves! And me with no brakes! 13) Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again? 14) Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! 15) I wish you were my homework so I could do you on the table all night long 16) I wish you were a door so i could bang you 17) Did u get that body at mcdonalds? beccuz ‘im lovin it’ 18) Is your name CAMBELL? cuz ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’ 19) Your parents must be terrorists… cause you da BOMB! 20) R your parents r****s… cause you special! 21) Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running? 22) Excuse me, im not a poet but I wrote this poem for you… Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re HOT! 23) Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive. 24) Are you from Narnia? coz you sure make my lion roar. 25) Baby, I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your nite. 26) if u were a screen door…id slam you all the time 27) you be my dairy queen and ill be your burger king. you treat me rite and ill do it your way! 28)did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious. 29) u be the door, lock me out and ill bang on it 30) If you get taken by a

25 Jun, 2010

hahaha

Fell outa a chair it was freaken awesome!!!

23 Jun, 2010

Ill do wat u want ;) hahah NOT

You da PIMP Im your ho You tell where and ill go! Your my owner and im one of ur b!tches You tell me who to bite and ill make sure they need stitches Your the master im the slave hit me and ull be on the floor next to dead dave!!!

22 Jun, 2010

Jump

95% of teens would cry and freak out if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. I happen to b in the 5% that gets out a lawn chair and some hot cheetos and shouts Jump!! 85% Of teens would break down if miley cyrus was bout to jump the same skrayper I am one of the 15% who is shoutin "Jump b**** jump!" Copy and paste if u r wit me xD

22 Jun, 2010

Hey u! Yes u the one lukin at this blog!

*blushes* u wanna b my friend hehehe

22 Jun, 2010

Me evil? Maybe (:<

Idk u tell me lol

22 Jun, 2010

My world wanna come join?

come to the darkside we have cookies and soda (:< hehehe