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Member Since: 09/01/2009
Last Login: 06/29/2013
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Over the river and through the woods, United States
About Me:
Hiya :) my names ivy.... no not like poison ivy ;) i cant make u itch anywhozzles I like funny people, talking (both serious and bs), music (all but rap and jazz), and i hate drama and fighting im looking for friends someone i can really talk to but i am

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Nov 11 2010 7:58PM
Bacon soda!
Aug 26 2010 12:13AM
Got the job
got the job ow my feet :'(
Aug 21 2010 7:03AM
damn it! ppl kno me to well
O.o stop it its like u can read my mind
Aug 20 2010 6:36AM
Me and tylers conversation
(My awesome gay buddy from cali miss him :'( )
Tyler: I like ur pic ur hair luks nice
Me: Thanks i like urs too ur hairs so short cant belive it
Tyler: u luk good in that shirt ;) But i wud luk betta
Me: Plz as if xP u cud pull of my blue pjz
Tyler:im that hot
Me: Someone gots a big head
Tyler: Dont act u dont notice how gud i luk
Me: sweety I think i luk way betta in my clothes than u
Tyler: Im so hot when i go outside in the rain i sizzle
Me: U mean like grease? When i go out in the rain I steam xD lol
Aug 20 2010 2:53AM
id cry if i didnt have a nose O.o *touches my nose* yep still there :D
Aug 3 2010 6:02AM
new phone tomorrow :D
Jul 31 2010 6:24AM
I totally forgot!
when i was in walmart earlier I saw a man whos skin was grayish he was bald his chin and ears were pointy i waited until he passed us b4 i freaked out and was tellin stephanie did u see the elf?!
Jul 31 2010 5:19AM
super pissed off
wat happened to all my brownies? I had like one out of a couple dozen
Jul 31 2010 5:15AM
Honestly i wud sooo do this just to piss someone off xD but do go on and read ahead

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
Jul 31 2010 1:47AM
OMG guess wat?
I HAVE BROWNIES!!! cuked em myself MMmmmm


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Nov 12 2010 9:22PM

Hey buddy!
Sep 9 2010 7:21AM

heyyy besty!! how many days a week do u have to work??
Sep 5 2010 10:51AM

Sep 2 2010 6:49PM

hey besty :p
where do u work?
how much money u get?
well nevermind that i just came to show ur page the best love!!
Aug 29 2010 4:23PM

it sux's
Aug 29 2010 12:32PM

Aug 29 2010 11:27AM

Aug 28 2010 12:26PM

yeah it does :(
Aug 28 2010 11:10AM

ohhhh tht suks
Aug 28 2010 9:45AM

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