05 Sep, 2009
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I'd Rather Kiss A Frog Than Stay With Prince ''Charming''
23 Aug, 2009
Hehe♥
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
23 Aug, 2009
The Weather♥
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.
23 Aug, 2009
The Sun And My Eyes♥
The Doctor Said I Needed Glasses But I Said "Well Doctor, I Dont Need Glasses , I Can See The Sun And That's 93 Million MIles Away."
23 Aug, 2009
True love♥
He gave her 12 roses 11 real and 1 fake He said,'' I'll love you till' the last rose dies.''
06 May, 2009
Little Billy
Mom calls the Dad a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****". Billy goes to his mom and says, "Mom, what's a b**** and a b******?" Mom says "Well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen." Later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to Mom and says, "Mom, whats a p**** and v*****?" "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" Later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T." Billy said "Dad, whats SH!T" "Well Billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey then his mom cuts her finger and says, "F***!" Billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may I take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad is upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen F***ing the Turkey."
06 May, 2009
Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together.
06 May, 2009
Hate Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
