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Member Since: 05/21/2008
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in your pants., United States
About Me:
um. hi. my name is bridget. not maggie. and i haven't been on in forever. but i'll probably be on on the weekends. so, yah. chat meh up. oh, and imma unicorn. just to let you know. k. bye.

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Sep 5 2009 3:28PM
I'd Rather Kiss A Frog Than Stay With Prince ''Charming''
Aug 23 2009 3:14PM
Some people are like Slinkies - not really
good for anything, but you still can't help
but smile when you see one tumble down
the stairs.”
Aug 23 2009 3:14PM
The Weather♥
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.
Aug 23 2009 3:13PM
The Sun And My Eyes♥
The Doctor Said I Needed Glasses
But I Said
"Well Doctor, I Dont Need Glasses ,
I Can See The Sun And That's 93 Million MIles Away."
Aug 23 2009 3:09PM
True love♥
He gave her 12 roses
11 real and 1 fake
He said,'' I'll love you till' the last rose dies.''
May 6 2009 9:59PM
Little Billy
Mom calls the Dad a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****". Billy goes to his mom and says,
"Mom, what's a b**** and a bastard?"
Mom says "Well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen."
Later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to Mom and says,
"Mom, whats a penis and vagina?"
"Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
Later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T." Billy said
"Dad, whats SH!T"
"Well Billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream "
Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey then his mom cuts her finger and says,
Billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?"
"Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey"
Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may I take your penis's and vaginas, my dad is upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen F***ing the Turkey."
May 6 2009 9:48PM
Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together.
May 6 2009 9:45PM
Hate Racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Nov 30 2008 2:28PM
A quote
" You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality feels better in your dreams"
-Dr. Seuss


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Jan 31 2010 3:05PM

get on den we never speak words now =/ arg upsetting
Jan 30 2010 5:34PM

omg i can't remember! that's so upsetting....lolz but glad yer on!
Jan 18 2010 8:57PM

Jan 10 2010 7:15PM

Jan 10 2010 7:07PM

i heard the word burn, but then i thought "ern is a funny word" idk it just sorta popped to me....I GOT MAD SKILLS!
Jan 10 2010 6:49PM

ern is like my new favorite word :)
Jan 3 2010 1:50PM

not every flower can say love,
but a rose did

not ever plant can survive thirst,
but a cactus did

not every retard can read,
but look at you go!

send this to your top 10 friends to make them laugh
Dec 31 2009 11:03AM

because it IS peanut butter jelly time
Dec 30 2009 10:47PM

Dec 23 2009 3:07PM

i miss you

:( man were'ed ya go?
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