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SUPS, im a skater, i like to do crazy stunts, i play football, i like to ride drit bikes, i like cars mostly a Porshe but i also like Vipers Cadalacs Ferraries Mersadees-Ben and 64 ford charger
Username : | 00peanut00 |
First Name : | Jason |
Last Name : | Bishop |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 05 Aug, 2009 |
31 Aug, 2009
Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
31 Aug, 2009
2009 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
21 Aug, 2009
12 year old prostatut
on the news there was a 12 year old prostatut. a cop walked up to her and said what are you doing she goes got any money he goes what...etc. she tried having s** with the cop
20 Aug, 2009
~QUESTIONS~
1. What's your name: Jason 2. Whens your birthday: May 13TH 3. Where were you born: IN A HOSPITAL 4. Were you a planned child: idk mayb 5. Eye/ hair color: both brown 6. Shoe size: 5 1/5 7. Piercings: no 8. Tattoo's: some day 9. Wear any jewelry: hellz no 10. How short are you: 5' 2" 11. How many teeth are in your mouth: idk 12. Chew your nails: nope 13. Hair style: short 14. Do you wear glasses: no 15. Have you ever broken a bone: no [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents: yes 2. Do you have any pets: yes 3. How many siblings do you have: 10 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you: no 5. Lots of friends: yup 7. Does your family have more then one car: yea 8. Where are you located: u do u care 9. Has anybody close to you died recently:no 10. Any mental illnesseS: no 11. Currently sick: no
20 Aug, 2009
i need F00D #2
were am i? "Hello im zengar when u died we froze you to see i some day you will be alive once more" said Zengar. "Thanks, hey do you have any food i can eat" i said "Yes we do try our beef j***y" i took a bite and said "this is the best beef j***y in the world, speeking of world what world is this?" TBC
20 Aug, 2009
i need F00D
im hungry mite die o starvation i see the light *dies* 3 YEARS LATER Im alive yess score but how am i alive TBC (to be continued)
19 Aug, 2009
add me
add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me add me
19 Aug, 2009
omg!
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. Put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love
19 Aug, 2009
5,000 veiws O.O
Not that i dont like em but please slow down with da veiws NEXT GOAL 6,000
18 Aug, 2009
O.O
Hi im a boy i have no nose no mouth and black hair i am dead if you dont post this on your blog in 300 sec. i will kill you at 3:00 am tonight
18 Aug, 2009
Support Cancer Funds
Im fine i fell great Im starting to fell sick i better go to the doctors I just found out i have cancer well im in haven now If you suppot cancer funds put this on your page saying "suport cancer funds"
18 Aug, 2009
my school
i like my school cant wait to hang with my friends this year is g**na be great but my english teacher knows my dad so that s***s
18 Aug, 2009
Add
WHO EVER ADDS ME IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES GETS 1000 VEIWS Rules: 1. You Have To Add Me 2. If U R Under 1000 I will give you 1000 3. If your over 1000 i will give you 1000 more Thank You
17 Aug, 2009
i hate every1 thats NOT against Child Abuse
Child Abuse A poem about Child Abuse My name isChris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
17 Aug, 2009
400 veiws
in need 400+ veiws before the end of the week i made a bet i cant lose 25 dollers
14 Aug, 2009
true
x] Not All of Us R Depressed x] we R Nice People x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems x] we Have Feelings x] Not All of us R Bi! x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE! x] we Do Smile (well hardly) x] we Do Laugh x]we all don't cut Copy and paste if you agree dammit
13 Aug, 2009
IM MOVING!!!
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
11 Aug, 2009
The Words Of A French Man Named Jason
c'est mon blog je suis une bête s**y chaude appelée jason à qui j'aime des femmes et im simple ainsi la goutte un message par si votre simple
11 Aug, 2009
im a muscular bum with a broken heart
Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
10 Aug, 2009
shine down sound of madness
Yeah, I get it, you're an outcast Always under attack, always coming in last Bringing up the past, no one owes you anything I think you need a shotg** blast, a kick in the a** So paranoid, watch your back Oh my, here we go Another lose cannon gone bi-polar Slipped down, couldn't get much lower Quicksand's got no sense of humor I'm still laughing like hell You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe You've been infected by a social disease Well, then take your medicine I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a g** When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself? I'm so sick of this tombstone mentality If there's an afterlife then it'll set you free But I'm not gonna part the seas You're a self-fulfilling prophecy You think that by crying to me Looking so sorry that I'm gonna believe You've been infected by a social disease Well, then take your medicine I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a g** When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself? I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a g** When you gonna wake up, when you gonna wake up and fight? I created the sound of madness, wrote the book on pain Somehow I'm still here to explain That the darkest hour never comes in the night You can sleep with a g** When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself? When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself? When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself? When you gonna wake up and fight for yourself?
09 Aug, 2009
Wats ur Name Mean
A-You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
09 Aug, 2009
heres a joke for ya
theres a little boy and he goes to his grandma and he says "grandama, what does it mean when you sleep on top of each other?" the grandma goes "well im not going to lie but thats called s**ual intercourse" the boy says thanks and goes out side about 1 hour late the boy comes back in and goes "Grandma you were totaly wrong its called bunk beds and timmys mom wants to see u"
08 Aug, 2009
YAY IM GOIN TO MY AUNT AND UNCLES HOUSE
YAY IM GOIN TO MY AUNT AND UNCLES HOUSE TO GO SWIMMIN AND CRAP SEE YOU ALL MONDAY!!!!!
08 Aug, 2009
PEANUTS RANDOM SHOUT OUTZ
todays shout out goes to XxElmozxX and remeber every satuurday thereS PEANUTS RANDOM SHOUT OUTZ
08 Aug, 2009
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so 3 days is all it takes to get over 100 profile veiws...i thinks itz the blogz i do...SWEET!!
07 Aug, 2009
NO MORE BLOGS FROM ME!!!!
well just been told i leave pointless blogs witch i know i do idky i just say whats on my mind so if you want to hear from me just message me.....no more peanut blogs!!!
07 Aug, 2009
95 veiws
wow 2 days on dis site and i already have 95 veiws amazing add me and toddster12
07 Aug, 2009
omg that creep me out
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
07 Aug, 2009
THE DAYLY MFG (MFG Tonight) epidode CrazyBanana74
hello and welcome to mfg tonight. today was crazybanana's brithday and for CrazyBananas brithday wish was to have has many friends as possible and a whole bunch of page veiws so go ahead and add her. quick annoucement toddster12 also wants a lot of page veiws.remeber to get on the show message me and add me. Im 00peanut00 and good night.
07 Aug, 2009
5 am
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
07 Aug, 2009
7th GRADE HERE I COME
finally in with the big dogs my school district go from K-4 then 5-6 then 7-8 then 9-12 i know STUPID
07 Aug, 2009
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL"
07 Aug, 2009
my name
A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION B- YOUR ALWAYS CAUTIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING NEW PPL C- U DEFINETLY HAVE A PARTY SIDE D- YOUR SUPER EFFIN COOL E- YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL. F- FANTASTIC CHARACTERISTICS, U BRIGHTEN THE ROOM EVRYWARE U GO G- U ALWAYS HAVE/GET SOME ACTION H- U HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY +LOOKS I- LOVE IS SUMTHIN U DEEPLY BEE-LEEV IN. J- EVERYONE LOVES U K- U LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS L- U R ALWAYS SMILING AND MAKING PPL SMILE M- SUCCESS COMES 2 U EASILY N- U CAN B VERY "FUN" IN BED O- U LOVE FORPLAY P- U R FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING. Q- U R A HYPOCRYTE R- U R SOCIAL S- PPL THINK U R SO ****, ESPECIALLY UR BF/GF T- U HAV AN ATTITUDE, A BIG ONE U- U USUALLY R HELLA TIGHT V- U R NOT JUDGEMENTAL W- U R VERY BROAD MINDED X- U NEVR LET PPL TELL U WUT TO DO Y- U ALWAYS MAKE EVRY EXPERIANCE GREAT Z- U HAVE TROUBLE TUSTING PPL My name means J- EVERYONE LOVES U A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION S- PPL THINK U R SO ****, ESPECIALLY UR BF/GF O- U LOVE FORPLAY N- U CAN B VERY "FUN" IN BED
07 Aug, 2009
74 VEIWS
I BEEN ON THIS OR ONLY 1 DAY AND ALREADY 74 (idky im all happy) sorry messed up b4
07 Aug, 2009
THE DAYLY MFG (After-noon mfg) epidode 3: BooBerry
hello and welcome. Booberry is looking for 100 friends can you help him out go ahead and add him. remeber send me a message to be on the show. and to be on the show you must add me.
07 Aug, 2009
THE DAYLY MFG (After-noon mfg) epidode 2: toddster12
hello and welcome to sfter-noon mfg. toddster12 is looking for friends he wants alot also send a message and go ahead and add him. remeber if you want to be on mfg the send me a message. thank you and have a good rest of the day
07 Aug, 2009
True
1)Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
07 Aug, 2009
lol funny
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
07 Aug, 2009
ummmmmm
ummmmmm......yea nothin really special today...i was going to do mfg in the morining but no one signed up...so yup nothin special
06 Aug, 2009
IM NOT A *****
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE
06 Aug, 2009
THE DAILY MFG (MFG Tonight) EPISODE 1: G-ster
Hello and welcome to MFG Tonight. For tonights news, G-ster, a male on MFG thats looking for friends, so if you want, go add him. In other news Tax-free shopping days some stores are offering some Tax-free shopping days. Stay tunned for MFG tonight, MFG in the moring, and After-noon MFG. So if you want to be on MFG Tonight, MFG in the moring, or After-noon MFG send me a message on what you want people to do or tell me interesting about you and you might get a spot on THE DAILY MFG
06 Aug, 2009
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1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
06 Aug, 2009
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Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
06 Aug, 2009
Scary Girl
scary girl Girl Scary Girl One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor, you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed as the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house. If you post this on your profile name it Scary Girl
06 Aug, 2009
mmmmm peanut butter
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
06 Aug, 2009
don't read this unless your gonna copy it!
don't read this unless your gonna copy it! THERE IS SOMEONE THINKIN OF U THIS VERY MOMENT UR READING THIS VERY MOMENT NOW IF U COPY PASTE THIS IF UR SINGLE U WILL FIND LUV IN THE NEXT 10 DAYS IF UR WITH SOMEONE AND U COPY THIS THIS WILL MEAN U WILL BE TOGETHER FOR THE NEXT 10 MONTHS AT THE LEASE IF U DO NOT COPY THIS UR LUV WILL BREAK UP WIT U FOR ANOTHER GIRL OR GUY. IF U READ THIS COPY IT ON 1 OF UR BLOGS SINCERLY, PHYCIC TJ EMO ELMO AND BOB
06 Aug, 2009
lol
1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Put this on your profile if you thinks those mean kids should give the bunny his cereal
06 Aug, 2009
SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST
"SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" Say this slowly. Jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you. Repost this within 5 minutes and t**le it: "SEE IF YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS ON THE LIST" A miracle will happen tonight. P.S.Please Do not ignore ...God works in mysterious ways
06 Aug, 2009
ok
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursda
06 Aug, 2009
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MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
06 Aug, 2009
Guess ... who i kissed last night!
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
06 Aug, 2009
this weekend
i wont be on this week end ill be at my aunt and uncles because my mom n dad are going to a wedding
05 Aug, 2009
my pic
to see my pic bigger go to google type in funny pics got to the page where you see a mouse on top of a computer mouse click it and at the top it will say see it bigger click that and there you go
05 Aug, 2009
age shouldent mater
Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
05 Aug, 2009
an other joke
three guys go eat lunch on the top of the apartment building 1 guy goes man if i get tuna again im going to kill myself 2nd guy goes man if i get another egg saled sandwich again im going to kill my self the 3rd guy says man if i get another bolony sandwich im going to kill myself...well the next day the 1st guy got tuna so he jumped the 2nd guy got egg salad so he jumped the 3rd guy got bolony so he jumped...at the funaral the 3rd guys wife was luaghing the 1st and 2nds wife go why are you laughing she turns around and say becuse he made his own lunch copy n paste if you thought that was funny
05 Aug, 2009
heres a joke for yuh
theres a red head black hair gurl and a blonde theres a guy running after them the red head jumps into a potatoe sack the guy kicks it and the red starts to bark like a dog they says oh its just a dog then the black hair gurl jumps in a potatoe sack the guy kicks it and she starts meow the guy thinks its a cat and goes away the blonde jumps in a potatoe sack the guy kicks it she goes potatoe potatoe potatoe copy n paste if you thinks that was funny
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