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16 Jan, 2011
im against it
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUS
08 Nov, 2010
2010 couples
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2010 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
09 Oct, 2010
female combacks
Honestly i wud sooo do this just to p*** someone off xD but do go on and read ahead Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
08 Oct, 2010
I'm a sexy cheerleader with beautiful eyes
What color shirt are you wearing?? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
06 Oct, 2010
:'(
sum1 broke my iPod touch:'( IT WASNT ME I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASNT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 Sep, 2010
A Deadly Tale
Once, There was a girl on the computer, with her friend. Her friend sent her a pop-up chain letter. She declined it, and didn't repost it.... While she was watching TV that night, the computer turned on, and went to video chat.... Her friend was on there......... She stared at her friend, and she sat on the chair to say hi. She didn't reply back....She said hi again...Then, A dark figure popped up behind the girl on the video chat with a knife and slit her throat. Blood came all over the friend's screen. The girl screamed....Then...The lights went off, and then, THey turned on, expect, The girl was dead and there was blood on the wall saying "I did not repost this." If you don't repost this later, The man will kill you
27 Sep, 2010
HERES A BIG SUPRISE!!
heres a suprising, shocking, terrifing, secret: ...... *whispers* i am..... very...... boorrrreeeddd. XD LOL!
27 Sep, 2010
A scary way to break up
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful b.itch.!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your life! DUMB WHORE!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “A scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 13 minutes.
25 Sep, 2010
I AM
MAD AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[>:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[ >:[
24 Sep, 2010
YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!:) :) :) :)
I FINALLY GOT STRAIGHT A'S!!!!!!! 1ST TIME EVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) S.M.A.R.T means Maxually Molested And Raped Twice lmao!!! im not smart im intellegent!!! lol
13 Sep, 2010
UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i have to go to (the bus) school soon:( BUT my bfffffffffffffl alicia is g**na c** bck to school:) she waz in mexico to c her grandfather:) i cant wait to c her i havnt ceen her since the day school ended b4 summer!!!!!
10 Sep, 2010
The Last Exorcisim
tomorrow im gonna see The Last Exorcisim with my parents and big brother i cant wait cuz it looks really funny cuz a bunch of ppl die which for sum reason i found tht part of the commercial really funny(and freaky/scary at the same time)!! lol jk XD
04 Sep, 2010
ive
ive been standing in the same spot for 3 hours!! i went outside to scrape paint off my house then were g**na paint it l8er
04 Sep, 2010
team edwerd or team jacob?
im on team jacob cuz he has hot s**y abs and look hot and s**y with and without his shirt i cnt even tell u wut i wood do to him if i saw him in real life!!
04 Sep, 2010
school
school just started and i cnt wait it to b over but i still like the reason i cnt wait for it to b over is cuz in the summer i mite go to idaho (not one word outta u!! lol) to c my favorite aunt, aunt laurie, she has breast cancer and 2 months ago she had a stroke but shes still doin pretty good i guess but i luv her very much!!!! ive gotta lot of aunt and uncles my dad is the youngest of 12 but now its 11 cuz one of his brothers, uncle mike, died :'( i never met him though. my dad has an evil twin brother!! lol
04 Sep, 2010
oooooooooooohhhh pretty rose:)
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04 Sep, 2010
WWWWWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZ UUUUPPPPP?!?!?
WWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!? in spirit of all of the scary movies copy and paste this
04 Sep, 2010
chipmunks
once i held like 4 chipmunks in both of my hands they were so CUTE!!! they were so cute so fluffy their fur was so fluffy and soft:) I <3 CHIPMUNKS!!!
04 Sep, 2010
bday count down!!
imma list my bday count down everyday 26 more dayz!! i only no 1 person who has the same bday as me which is a weird boy named Robinson hes in a lot of my classes(at school)! who ever has a bday in 26 dayz or september 30th comment or inbox me!
04 Sep, 2010
yay!!
3 day weekend WOOOOHHHOOOO!!!! the bad part is im grounded:( but im probably g**na get ungrounded this weekend:)
04 Sep, 2010
my cuzin taught me this song
and now its in my head lol by jeff dunham the theme song to the dead terrorist dummy *sing it in jingle bells tune* JINGLE BOMBS Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the @$$ by the U.S. military Ooohh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden had promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head!! I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooohh, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Please don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I kill you! funny song lol:)
04 Sep, 2010
:O
MY NAILZ!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY AT THE FOOT BALL GAME I BROKE LIKE 7 NAILZ LITERALLY!!!!!!! OMFG CALL 911!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NAILZ R RED & BLUE!!!!! HEHEHE PRETTY
04 Sep, 2010
tired and bored
im so bored and tired im thinking about READING!!! rotflmao!!!!!! WOW THTS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! i mite go to sleep but probably not imma just keep making random blogs!!!
03 Sep, 2010
snuggie
the snuggie is the stupidest invention EVER!!!! all u have to do is turn a robe backwards then u have a snuggie tht wnt slip off cuz of the rope thingy lol
01 Sep, 2010
OMG IVE GOT BIG NEWZ THT U ABSOLUTLY HAV TO NO!!!
the big newz is tht.... tht .... well i think u shud no.... tht...... i...... i..... have wasted ur time!!! HAHA!!!! LOL XD
31 Aug, 2010
I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
i cant wait till my birthday which is september 30th!!! only 1 more month!!! for my bday i get rock band beatles bean bag chairs and like 200 bucks!!!!!! well probably. but im pretty sure thats wut its g**na be:)!!! yay!!!!!!! :)
21 Aug, 2010
jack & jill
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some mahriwana, jack got high opened his fly and asked jill do u wanna, jill sed yes, opened her dress, now they have a fuking son.
21 Aug, 2010
REALLY BORED!!
A B C D E F......F......F...... O I NO IMMA START OVA, A B C D E F U!!!! LOL
21 Aug, 2010
a really fun word to say is
super cala fragilistic expie ala doisous ( i no for a fact i didnt spell tht rite lol).
18 Aug, 2010
sick
today im really sick:( and tomorrow i start school, hopefully by tomorrow im feelin better:) im really excited for school!!:) my locker was kinda hard to open though (yesterday was open house, i tryed to open my locker it was really hard). well nuthin else to say execpt for: pEaCe OuT!!
17 Aug, 2010
I ran shirtless with my boyfriend because the gummy bears raped me
1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I slapped 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- I ran shirtless with 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my ex-boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y
16 Aug, 2010
Fill in the Blankz
i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, ____
15 Aug, 2010
isn't it sweet?
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ POST THIS IF U LOVE SOME ONE
15 Aug, 2010
TO DORA THE EXPLORER:
dora i know its ur birthday but screw u u stupid h**!!!! i wonder where ur next adventure will take u i hope its off a huge cliff into a watery grave:) i sure hope so!!!! >:]
11 Aug, 2010
*YAWNS*
*YAWNS* really tired, not feeling well i think im g**na go to sleep early, good nite everyone<3
11 Aug, 2010
a kiss for my love, ____ (im not telling, its a secret ;) )
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06 Aug, 2010
i just watched
i just watched "Vampires Suck" today with <3 derek <3 it was great!!!! i luved tht movie it was so stupid it was funny!!! lol XD almost every part in the movie i was laughing my @$$ off (lmao for short)!!!! everyone should see it, my big brother watched it didnt like it he thot it was too stupid to b funny but he only sed tht cuz hes menaly challenged lol jk!!!
04 Aug, 2010
if
Raise ur hand if u cant wait to see the new movie "Vampires Suck"!! \ O i cant I_I\ wait to / \ see it!!!
04 Aug, 2010
>:)
98% of teens/preteens would cry if they saw Joe Jonas on the top of the biggest sky scaper in the country about to jump, copy and paste this if ur the 2% sitting in a lawn chair with 3D glasses on and eating pop corn and yelling through a bull horn "DO A BACK FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!", like me.:)
03 Aug, 2010
WHO
WHO WANTS TO TALK?? ANYONE?? ANYONE?? ANYONE AT ALL?? LoLz IF U WANNA TALK JUST ADD AND MESSAGE!!! im bored!!! lol not tht i hav to b bored to talk to u though!!!
03 Aug, 2010
i hate it!!
i hate it when ppl talk about someones money (EXAMPLE: _____ is poor.) its rude!!! my friend told me tht ___ is poor!!! so i lied to her and told her i had to go rite now i really hate her!!!! so what if someone doesnt have as much money as u? u dnt have to talk about it!!! its mean and its rude!!!! >:[
31 Jul, 2010
MARRY ME?
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised
29 Jul, 2010
ONLY 12 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS CAN U?
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
29 Jul, 2010
How to Kiss at School
How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
24 Jul, 2010
Hot or Not?
HOT OR NOT POST THiS ON PPL'S MESSAGES AND/OR UR PROFiLE iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww!? 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as hell! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = Pretty damn s**y! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Maxiest person I know! 11 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 12 = i wanna **** u
23 Jul, 2010
grab me?? lolz
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U!
22 Jul, 2010
if
if we were stuck in a room together for the night we would do whatever u wanna do what would we do?? send this to 10 ppl and copy and paste this onto ur blog if u dont ur life will be a train reck!! if u do send this to 10 ppl and paste this onto ur blogs at noon tomorrow ur 1 true love will suddenly wanna date u and ask u out!!
22 Jul, 2010
SWEET
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
22 Jul, 2010
DO U LUV SUM1 ENOUGH TO DO THIS?!?!
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED.
21 Jul, 2010
PLZ!!!
can sum1 plz plz PLZ talk to me im really bored not tht i hav to b bored to talk to u!! but plz sumbody talk to me!! idc who u r just plz talk to me!!
20 Jul, 2010
I HAVE A NINTENDO DS!!!
I have a DS! lol [=[_]=] [+[_]::] put this on ur page if u have a ds!
20 Jul, 2010
What do u want from me?
No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
17 Jul, 2010
I HATE IT!!
god made everyone for a specific reason you shouldnt judge ppl for who they look, but for who they are inside, be kind to all and forget about the bad things ppl say ur good enough no matter wat they say A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
17 Jul, 2010
Age Shoudn't Matter!!
Age doesnt matter Matters Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and he says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter"
17 Jul, 2010
Bob and his house! =]
?/ bob and his house! i ♥ bob /? / \ __??????? ??l??? ??l?*?? ?????? ???|?????? ???? ?????π???? ???????? ?|??? ? ?????? ??
15 Jul, 2010
THIS IS BOB
?/ This is Bob, /?Copy and paste Bob so he can rule the world!!! / \ Mwahhahahaha!!
14 Jul, 2010
DEREK!!!
DEREK U BETTER RUN AND HIDE!!! IM GONNA GETCHA (NOT IN THE WAY U THINK I MEAN KILL YA!!!) I HATE U DEREK UR THE BIGGEST JERK MORON AND MORON!!!!!!! IM GONNA FIND YA!!!!!!!! AND GET YA AND INSTEAD OF THE PICTURE ITS GONNA BE UR HEAD, IM GONNA GO GET THE DARTS!!!!!!!!!! LOL NOT JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08 Jul, 2010
MY BEST FRIENDS ON MFG (NOT IN ORDER)
perfectpoison14, rachygurl123, gurlygurl2010, and thriller man if i forgot sum1 just inbox or comment me!!
08 Jul, 2010
COMMENT OR INBOX
sumone plz comment or inbox me plz im sooooo bored plz save me from boredom!!!! plz if ur my friend or wanna b my friend add me and inbox me or comment on my profile plz!!! im so bored!!!
06 Jun, 2010
The Truth
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. ( TO MY INBOX ) Any questions, no matter how crazy, dirty, weird, or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this onto your profile. And see what people ask you.
18 May, 2010
5 MOST FUNNIEST YO MAMA JOKES
( not in order im just naming the funniest i no ) 1. Yo mama is so fat wen she wore a red dress people said " Heyy, its cool-aid!" 2. Yo mama so stupid wen she opened a store she made a sign tht said " Sorry, we're open " 3. Yo mama so fat wen she saw a bus and chased it around town and screamed " TWINKIEEEE!!!!!!! " 4. Yo mama so fat wen she went swimming in the ocean a bunch whales jumped up and started singing " WE R FAMILY!!!!!! " 5. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money for her car!!
17 May, 2010
LYALO POEM ( Laugh Your A$$ Off )
I have the funniest poem I heard it on facebook my friend Selena Gomez told me it seriously she is my friend, she sooo funny and cool ;) :)anyways the LYAO poem is : Roses are red, violets blue, I have 5 fingers the middle ones for you! tht poem is really funny, inboxx me and tell me what you think of this blog ;) :)
12 Mar, 2010
I HATE SCHOOL SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!
If I could go back in time 2 when school was invented I would knock him or her into year 9837. School is the worst invention since older brothers!!!!!! lol sorta jk
12 Mar, 2010
I <3 Justin Drew Bieber!!!!!!!!!
Justin Drew Bieber is sooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!! He is my fiance, no joke!!!!!! :) I <3 Justin Drew Bieber!!!!!!!! Hes my soul mate!!!!!! We r getting married in July!!!!!! I cant wait!!!!!! lol! I <3 Justin Bieber sooooooooo much!!!!!!! Im not a crazed fan!!!! I really am engaged to him!!!!!!!! Paige + Justin = <3 He is an H-O-T-T-I-E HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!
22 Feb, 2010
SO BORED!!!!!
im really, really, really, really, REALLY bored!!!! So comment on my profile, add me as ur friend, send me a message, anything!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM BOREDNESS!!!!!!!!
13 Feb, 2010
what bad thing am i gonna do today???
idk what bad thing im gonna do today....... ummmmmm...... maybe i'll rob a bank....... or maybe...... shop lift @ hollister..... or maybe...... i'll nock my princible out...... yeah i'm gonna nock my princible out bcuz i think either shes the devil or shes pusest by the devil or shes just just a b****. im gonna call her phone and scream out " UR A B****!!!!!!!!!!!" lol ( im still gonna nock her out though) LOL ( PS i wasnt gonna do any of tht..... well ....... not until im older lol jk)
02 Feb, 2010
IM REALLY SAD :(
today is an exact year from when my grandpa died. he died of lung cancer he had omonguia too. bcuz he was smoking for 61 years :( @ the hospital they gave him a shot every 2 hours so he can take a nap and he never woke up bcuz of the shot, he had too many. I REALLY SUPER MISS HIM!!!!!!! :( when i grow up im gonna bomb tht f****** hell whole hospital!!!!!! tht thot makes me feel a little better but im still really sad lol.