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Username : | oreo466 |
First Name : | ~mz.CarrieBaby~ |
Gender: | F |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 27 Dec, 2009 |
06 Feb, 2010
i love dis song
But I hope My Ninja Powers don't f*** around and offend you cowards. You Mad at me cause you think I got it easy, If we wu in the 2nd grade then you would tease me; You See you just a snoty-nosed hood rat. "I love Nicki" scribbled all over ya book bag. I Love You Too. I just wished ya mother woulda hugged you too. You Know Nicki Love Tha Kids. Yellow Brick Road Lukkin For Da Wizz. When it Rains it Pours For Real; Def Jam Said I'm No Lauryn Hill; Can't Rap and Sing on the same CD. The Public won't get it they gat ADD. See Nicki. Follow tha rules, Go and Say your Prayers and get ready for school. [ Yeah Follow the Rules, Let Me Say My Prayers and Be Ready For School] Dear God: I Am only what you made me. And I appriceate everything that you gave me. But Like; I don wanna do it no more, sortta lost sight in what I'm Doin it for Thought that I waz doin somethin good for tha game. Till They all started throwin dirt on my name Tell Debbie I REALLY REALLY tried and that I said I'm Sorry but I Have to say good-bye. Tell Fendi I'll Neva Faget him. And Please Tell Wayne I'll Always be in debted. {I'll Neva Faget him. And Please Tell Wayne I'll Always be in debted} Ayyyy!... Can anybody hear me?... AYYYY!... Can anybody hear me?... AYYYY!... Can anybody hear me?... AYYYY!... Can anybody hear me?...
24 Jan, 2010
this is sick but funny
Peanut Butta Receez cup lick my oochie eat it up Bang Bang choo choo train get up on it and ride that thang I cant! Why not? I just cant! Why not? My back is achin my bras to tight my booty's shakin from the left to the right to the left to the right were gonna ride the horsey all night (woo)
24 Jan, 2010
haha
Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
24 Jan, 2010
this funny as hell
im stuck inna bas****t sittin on ah tricycle n girl gettin on muh nerves goin outta muh mind i thought she was fine startin to think her body isz hurt tlk to meh.
24 Jan, 2010
To my bff bellie
SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK, TIGGER GOT POOH, DORA GOT BOOTS, AND I GOT A COOL ASS MUTHA ****N FRIEND LIKE YOU!! SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND U LOVE INCLUDING ME!♥
22 Jan, 2010
BE TRUE
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
14 Jan, 2010
Hehe
I miss licking it. I miss s***ing it. I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it. DAMN IT! i wish i din't drop my popsicle
13 Jan, 2010
oh, yea
If I was locked up in the closet with u for 24 hours what would u do to me? Message me cuz it's a secret. THen repost dis, u will be amazed at what thoses people say
13 Jan, 2010
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GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE.
12 Jan, 2010
Yep its the way it is
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this
12 Jan, 2010
R.I.P
THAT WAS MA NIGGA DOG.!! R.I.P ASHLEY....WHY HER.? I NEVA WLDA THOGHT HER...I lOVED THAT GRL...SHE WILL ALWAYS B IN MA HEART...THAS FUCKED UP CUZ.!!! BUT IM NOT EVEN WORRIED BCUZ I KNO SHE INNA BETTER PLACE ND THAS IN HEAVEN...U WILL B MISSED....SN: IS RLLY HURT..SHE WAS LIKE A SIS TO M3.!!!
12 Jan, 2010
AWWW
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
11 Jan, 2010
Put this on your page if some one said u were hot
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot.
10 Jan, 2010
aww
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
10 Jan, 2010
I Luv My Friends
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10 Jan, 2010
AWWW
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it).... ..!
10 Jan, 2010
true dat
Max,Drugs,Rock 'n' Roll, Speed,Weed,Birth control, lifes a b**** until we die so f*** this world lets get high.
07 Jan, 2010
tuch it
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
06 Jan, 2010
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
03 Jan, 2010
M3
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03 Jan, 2010
Dσnt Judgε Mε...Or αn?σnε εlsε!
Dσnt Judgε Mε...Or αn?σnε εlsε! ♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!. ♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε M? Shσε! ♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt ♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ♥Think Im Ugl?...Dσn't Lσσ? At Mε! ♥Dσn't Likε M? St?lε...Dσn't Lι?? Yσur?! ♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
02 Jan, 2010
BOYFRIENDS
• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you