06 Jul, 2009

u kno it

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01 Jul, 2009

i killed an easter egg becuz the gummy bears raped meh!

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

01 Jul, 2009

lolz idk!

started out hustling n endied up ballin niqqah im s*** so get dah f*** up out mii toilet!

01 Jul, 2009

LOLZ TELL MEH INA MESSAGE

WAHT WOUHLD U DO IFF U WOHKE UP NEHXT TO MEH? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) kiss me 12) make conversation 13) make true love 14) s*** my D*** 15) want me to eat u out 16) chill 17) remember wat we did last night 1 other

29 Jun, 2009

WiLL U FORWARD THiS?

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below K3AUNT3'

29 Jun, 2009

"i'M A LESBiAN"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

28 Jun, 2009

LOLZ

????????????????© 2009 O.P./COOKiE GANG ALL DAY BiTCH PRODUCTiONS

24 Jun, 2009

CrAzii DaY!

ToMoRrOw Iz cRaZii DaY FoR mEh AnD mii FrIeNdS EvEn DoE wE gOnE b LoOkIn TaCkii Az HeLL We StiLL gOnE B LoOkIn SeXii AZ hElL dOin It RoCkIn wAtEvAh We WeAr!

22 Jun, 2009

UR A JERK

Y U TRIPPIN I AINT EVEN DO NUFFIN! OH IMMA JERK? U AINT NEVAH LIE.......DO MEH I FAVAH CALL MEH A JERK 1 MOE TIME!

10 Jun, 2009

AGE DOESNT MATTAH!

Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

02 Jun, 2009

12 facts

12 facts 1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what!

01 Jun, 2009

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@LL MII ♥? ¸¸.•*¨*• ?ø?? ¸¸.•*¨*• ? ♥ GO35 0UT T0 MII 0N3 @ND 0NLII

31 May, 2009

READ DIS IF UR NASTII MINDED

STEP-OPEN ME SLOWLEY STEP 2-GRAB MII SIDES STEP 3-AND LICK MII CREAM DAMN I LUV ME SUM OREOS! U THOUGHT IT WAZ SOM10 ELSE DIDNT YA IF UR A NASTII MINDED PERSON REPASTE DIS ON UR PAGE

15 May, 2009

lovin everybody

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14 May, 2009

LUV YA

SENDIN LUV AND CARE 2 ALL MY HOME SCILLET BUISCETS OUT DERE! LOLZ

11 May, 2009

My Many Names

YOUR REAL NAME:Keaunte' YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of real name plus izzle) Keaizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) SageSpider YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name you live on) Ni-shay Sierra Drive YOUR SUPER HERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (your 2nd favorite color,and favorite drink) Red Gin GOTH NAME: (black,and the name of one of your pets)Black Cheif YOUR HOOD NAME: (first 3 leters of your name plus iqua) Keaiqua

07 May, 2009

ABC'S

A - AVAILABLE: Kinda Sorta B - BIRTHDAY: Nov. 19 C - CRUSHING ON:????????? D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Gin E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My moms F - FAVORITE SONG: Pleasure p-BF #2 G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms H - HOMETOWN: Rough Raleigh I - IN LOVE WITH: Love is overrated J - JUGGLE: I s*** K - KILLED SOMEONE: NEVA L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 6 hours M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One sis Two Bros O - ONE WISH: Hmmm.... P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: my friend R- REASON TO SMILE: Um do i need a reason S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: love and s** and magic T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:15 am U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: red, blue, yellow V - VEGETABLE(S): veggies??????? W - WORST HABIT: Curssin X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: none Y - YOYOS: i can yoyo a lil bit Z - ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio

12 Apr, 2009

LOL

CELEBRITIES WALK ON RED CARPET CUZ THER FAMOUS BUT ME ND MI FRENDS WALK ON TOILET PAPER CUZ WE DA SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06 Apr, 2009

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE RASISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

01 Apr, 2009

SENDIN LUZ 2 ALL MY FAMILY

♥_♥____♥_♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

29 Mar, 2009

8) :-) :-( :-O :-P ;-)

Lol, So Awesome F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

28 Mar, 2009

I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV 2 LAUGH OUT LOUD

?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot! ???????

28 Mar, 2009

X3

x3 Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!

27 Mar, 2009

hi

Member Since: 02/06/2009 Last Login: 03/27/2009 Profile Views: 387 name: keke

27 Mar, 2009

killing babies is bad

Killing babies MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(

27 Mar, 2009

I <3 MUSIC

???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? put this on ur page if u love music

22 Mar, 2009

even cooler

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22 Mar, 2009

COOL LOOK

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22 Mar, 2009

BEST FRNDS 4EVA

DANNY COOL13, CHRISTANA, PROTON, 1CUTEY3, POP ROCKS8

22 Mar, 2009

comments

pls post some comments on my page pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

22 Mar, 2009

dont u just love me

i l i lo i lov i love i love m i love me i love me!!!!!

15 Mar, 2009

BEIN SEXII

BEIN SEXII AIN'T ABOUT BEIN CUTE OR JUST BEIN IGHT. IT'S ABOUT BEIN HOT, FRESH, AND MOST OF ALL IT'S ABOUT BEIN LOVED BY EVERYBODY! JUST LIKE ME. SO ALL BOIIS OUT THERE WUO THINK U SEXII REPOST DIS ON UR PAGE.

10 Mar, 2009

HATAZ

I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROFILE PUBLIC SO ALL MY HATAZ HAVE SOMTHIN TO DO! AND HATAZ KEEP DOIN YOUR JOB CAUSE YOUR MAKIN ME FAMOUS AS I DONT KNO WAT! L.0.L. :-)