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Well ma name is gloria but call me lil g and i gotta cellpone uhh if u want ma number illl givge it to u sike not like that if u r really nice seem kool then maybe just maybe ill give it to u so holla at me i rock most people say so so heyyyzzzzsss)(^_^)
| Username : | ngloria40 |
| First Name : | gglorianelson |
| Gender: | F |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 01 Jun, 2008 |
10 Apr, 2010
/\_/\
^_^ Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the neck= I want you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you
08 Apr, 2010
dont ignore this
put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!
08 Apr, 2010
hugs drugs
??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs! ???????
08 Apr, 2010
tell me in my inbox
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 plz answer honestly
08 Apr, 2010
Ipod
???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? copy if u love music
05 Apr, 2010
My Father
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
05 Apr, 2010
heh
idk hit meh up :/ :?
05 Apr, 2010
Jan 24 2010 5:59AM
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
04 Apr, 2010
my lyf
ive seen many things in my lyf but this is the worst 1of my best friends friendship is over my mom doesnt trust me nd ma aunt is just unh! yall plz pray 4meh ight peace thnk:) :?
01 Apr, 2010
APRIL FOOLS EVRI1
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!:)
31 Mar, 2010
RATE ME
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
30 Mar, 2010
Kewl
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
30 Mar, 2010
candyman101
HAY CANDYMAN101 IS MINE I LUV U BABE!!:)
30 Mar, 2010
idc wat u r just answer no dogs or cats jus boys,girls!XD
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
30 Mar, 2010
SINGLE
IM SINGLE:) LOOKING HOLLA IM BI BY DA WAY BOTH GENDER YUPPERZ
30 Mar, 2010
haitianz
I LUV MY HAITIAN:) IMA ZOE/HAITIAN 4 LYF EVRI ZOE OUT DER HOLLA YALL HATERZ GET DA FUC OFA MA PAGE :)*
30 Mar, 2010
I wuv u baby and u no exactly who!
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29 Mar, 2010
SINGLE
HAY IM SINGLE ME ND DEVDOG98 ARE OVER IF U WANT MEH U KNOW WAT TO DOES HOLLA*MWAH*:):O
29 Mar, 2010
*-ZOENATION-*
WAT IT DOES :) ALL YALL ZOES/HAITIANS OUT DER HOLLA AT MEH, I PUT ON 4MA ISLAND YALL HAITIAN/ZOE HATERZ KEEP DA FUCK OFA MA PAGE BITCHES :)O
24 Mar, 2010
IM BI
HAY IM BI DEVDOG98 IZ MYN I EATZ DA PUSSY PEACZ HOLLA AT DA BI GRAH.............:)
10 Mar, 2010
read!
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile
10 Mar, 2010
lmao
There was a women outside of a WalMart with a bunch of skittles packs and when someone walked by she threw them at you yelling "TASTE THE FUKKING RAINBOW!" Copy and paste this if it makes you lmao.
10 Mar, 2010
LOL
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
07 Mar, 2010
YALL
HAY YALL HIT ME UP WYT SUM COMMENT PLZ THNKX
07 Mar, 2010
SEND TO MY INBOX!
Copy this into your status and see what people rate you. 1: Crazy . 2: I'd marry you . 3: Talkative . 4: Sarcastic . 5: Loveable . 6: Clubhead . 7: Moody . 8: Dumb . 9: Spoiled . 10: Mouthy . 11: Random . 12: Hot . 13: Funny . 14: Fit . 15: Amazing . 16: Tough . 17: Cute . 18: BF/GF Type . 19: Player . 20: The Best.
07 Mar, 2010
QUESTION QUESTION QUESTION
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
07 Mar, 2010
Please Answer!!!
Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me?
05 Mar, 2010
4REAL
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
05 Mar, 2010
OH YEAH :)
A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked."You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.""Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.If you are against racism, repost this!
05 Mar, 2010
LOVE!
Did u know?B4 u go to sleep there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. In a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200seconds and u will have the best day of ur life this Saturday.You're #1 love will either kiss u, ask u out,call u,text u,or better
05 Mar, 2010
LOL!
I ran shirtless with a tooth brush because I love to party Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
05 Mar, 2010
SAD, READ IT ITZ TOTALLY WORTH YOUR TIME!=(
put this on your page if u think this is sad =( i got this in an email. its sad, put this on ur page if u think its sad I went to a party Mom, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself Mom, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive Mom, though some friends said I should. I made a healthy choice Mom, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended Mom, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car Mom, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement Mom, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me Mom, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea Mom, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive Mom, now I will have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Mommy's Girl' on my grave. Someone should have taught him Mom, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had Mom, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments Mom, and I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mom!' So I love you and goodbye =(
05 Mar, 2010
YO MOMMA JOKES (2)
yo mamma so fat she went to a store with high heels and yo mamma so fat she went to a store with high heels and came out wit flipflops came out wit flipflops
05 Mar, 2010
THIS IS SO FUNNY!
10 THINGS TO DO WHEN U GET STUCK IN A ELEVATOR! 1.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then screams,"That's mine!" 2.Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on,ask them if they can hear ticking. 3.When there's only one other person in the elevator,tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you. 4.Ask,"Did you feel that?" 5.Call out "Group Hug",then enforce it. 6.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up all of you,just shut up!" 7.Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside,ask "Got enough air in there?" 8.Stare at another passenger for awhile,then announce in horror,"Your one of THEM!" 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on
05 Mar, 2010
LOVE
ιf ??ι? ∂σ???'? ?συ¢? υ.....?συ'?? ??α?????? σ?? ?ιg?? α gυ? & α gι?? ω??? ∂?ινι?g ?σ?? f?σ? ??? ?σνι??. ??? ?σ? ?????∂ ????? ωα? ?σ????ι?g ω?σ?g ??¢αυ?? σf ??? ραι?fυ? ?ι???¢? ???? ??α??∂ ???ω??? ???? ??α? ?ιg??. ??? gι?? ???? α???∂ ??? ?σ? ?σ ρυ?? σν?? ??¢αυ?? ??? ωα???∂ ?σ ?α??. ??? ?σ?∂ ?ι? ??α? ??? f???ι?g? ?α∂ ¢?α?g?∂ & ??α? ι? ωα? ?ι?? ?σ ?σν? σ?. α ?ι???? ??α? ??ι∂ ∂σω? ?ι? ¢???? α? ?? ??σω?? ??α¢??∂ ι??σ ?ι? ρσ¢??? & ρα???∂ ??? α fσ?∂?∂ ?σ??. α? ??α? ?σ????, α ∂?υ?? ∂?ιν?? ωα? ?ρ??∂ι?g ∂σω? ??α? ν??? ?α?? ??????. ?? ?ω??ν?∂ ?ιg?? ι??σ ??? ∂?ιν??? ??α?, ?ι??ι?g ??? ?σ?. ?ι?α¢υ?συ???, ??? gι?? ?υ?νιν?∂. ????????ι?g ??? ?σ??, ??? ρυ???∂ ι? συ? & ??α∂ ι?. "ωι??συ? ?συ? ?σν?, ι ωσυ?∂ ∂ι?
05 Mar, 2010
BLOND JOKE
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the carHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
05 Mar, 2010
TRUTH
>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] > >>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ]
05 Mar, 2010
WHAT MY NAME MEANS
What my name means E- You are popular with all types of people R- You are social I- Love is something you deeply believe in N- You can be very "fun"... in bed A- You always want some action. B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
05 Mar, 2010
:)
OK. I know some of u people wont care about this but i just measured it a second a go and i needed 2 tell someone. My b***s are 30 inches around, my chest is 23 inches, and my waist is 22 inches.:) YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
05 Mar, 2010
LMAO
LMAO s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it
05 Mar, 2010
STOP ABORTION!
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG REPOST THIS MESSAGE
05 Mar, 2010
MATURE EYES ONLY
Mature Eyes Only Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below Chelsea,Elijah,Shae,Kristen,Jaci, Erin,GLORIA
05 Mar, 2010
OMG!
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....
05 Mar, 2010
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE TO DO THIS?
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
05 Mar, 2010
dON'T STOP READING THIS................!
your eyes cant stop now, you cant back out. you have to know what happens next. i am lucy, and i died two years ago today. on this anniversary i send a letter. if you dont repost or chain it, something bad will happen. luka didnt read this and she slipped in the shower hitting her head on the wall and dying. i appeared as a bloody mess in carols room and she died of fright. repost or resendthis ori will kill you too.
05 Mar, 2010
LOL!
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
05 Mar, 2010
Boy's aren't jerks!
carlyhounsell8 Dec 22 2009 6:15PM Boys aren't Jerks Message Back | Add A Comment Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"
05 Mar, 2010
only 15 people in the world can read this...can you
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
05 Mar, 2010
HEHE lol
I miss licking it. I miss s***ing it. I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it. DAMN IT! i wish i din't drop my popsicle
05 Mar, 2010
FREAKY!
One night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard chaos at the end of her street. They went down to find out what was happening. They learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. So they quickly run home and bolt everything down. Everything settles down for a while then they started hearing weird noises coming from outside. They let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. The man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. He crept in quietly. The girls were scared ****less. He walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran in separate directions. Four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, which was right above the bathroom. He caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. Her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about it. They listened to her scratching the door to get out. In the morning when he had fled, the remaining went into the bathroom. There engraved into the wall was her message: "how could you have let me die" they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. Retell this story or the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. And the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale. Now how many of you clicked on this because it was t**led s**? Youre sick, it hurts to be raped, the pain and the memories youre forced to carry if you make it out alive are almost enough to drive you to kill yourself. You will hear your scream haunting your nightmares forever; you can still feel the pain on your body long after the deed was done. It never goes away, it will stay with you forever, like your very own circle of hell. Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma soto balca" as he buried her. Now that you hav
04 Mar, 2010
I THYNK
YALL I THINK MA PARENTS ARE GOING TO STAY TOGETHER CUZ THEY GOT SIX (6) KIDZ. AND IF THEY GET A DIVORCE NOW WELL BE RUINED. THEY ST\ILL GOING STRONG FOR US. HOPE THEY CASN LAST BOUT 18-20 OR MORE YEARS. YALL I KNO YALL BEEN HELPIN ME PRAY ND THAN YOU ILL LUV YALL. I WILL ALWAYS PRAY FOR YALL. BYE. GOD BLESS YOU! AMEN!
04 Mar, 2010
i ACCEPTED GOD
GOD HAS \CHANGED MA LYF. EVEN THOUGH IM KINDA GOIN DOWN THE WRONG PATH I KNOW ILL GET TO HEAVEN SOMEDAY. YALL HELP ME PRAY, LUV YALL THX 4DA SUPPORT. GOD BLESS YOU!
04 Mar, 2010
OMG!
MA BAD YALL I KNOW I HAVENT BEEN ON IN LYK 4EVA. I MIZZED YALL YALL NO W4T4 D0 IF U W4N4 T4LK . PEACE. GOD BLESS YALL!
21 Jul, 2008
commentz
sup yall im so bored i will die of death lol 0-o leave commentz thx
20 Jul, 2008
BOUT MA MOM
SINCE MA MOM IZ BOUT TO LEAVE IUMMA RUN AWAY IMMMA GO TO MA BF HOUZE I WILL NEVER CALL MA DAD OR ASK BOUT HIM CUZ ITZ ALL HIZ FAULT IMM GETTIN USED TO DAT MA MOM HATEZ MA DAD BUT YALL HELP MA PRAY CUZ I LUV MA MOMMU AND MA DAD AT LEAST I USED TO BUT GIVE MA ADVICE YAALL HELP ME
19 Jul, 2008
YAHOO
IF U GOTTA YAHHOO ADD ME IGHT PLLZ THX AND PEACZ
19 Jul, 2008
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBGBBB
IM SO BORED PLLZ CHAT WIT ME PLZ
18 Jul, 2008
READ IT PLLZ
SUP YALL READ MA 4TH BLOG WAT U THAINK
14 Jul, 2008
DAT DAY
WHEN I WAS IN 4TH GRADE I GOT IN2 DIS FIGHT WIT A BOY NAMED JEFF HE GOT ME SO FUCKIN MA I KNOCKED HIM OUT SO HARD HE STARTED TO BLEED FELL 2DA FLOOR CRYIN I WAS FUCKIN MAD OMG I BRACK UP DAT BITCH HE NEVA MESS WIT ME GAIN PEACZ
14 Jul, 2008
IF
IF U A DAMM BITCH STAY AWAY FROM ME IF U GAY FUCK U I DONT CARE WAT U THINK BOUT ME IF I LIKE U AND U DONT LIKE ME GO FUCK URSELF U WANT TO C A REAL BITCH OH FUCK YEA ILL SHOW U. NO DAMN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GONNA MESS WIT MA HEAD ALL DA GURL OUT THERE IF U STARIGHT DONT TALK TO BRITNEY SHE GAY AS HELL SHE UH BITCH YEA BRITNEY FUCK I SAID IT. HEYYZ
14 Jul, 2008
ey
SUP IM LIL G CHECK OUT MA PAGE IT ROCKZ HIT UP DA GURL LIL G
12 Jul, 2008
MA MOMZ LEAVIN
MA MOM IS TIRED OF NEVER GETTIN ANY SLEEP OR MA DAD NOT LISTING TO HER SHE CONSTENTLY NEVER HAS TIME FOR HERSELF SHES ALWAYS TIRED AND NOW SHE SAYS SHE GOIN BAK TO HAITI I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL IT I WAS JUST CRYIN I THINK IM GOIN TO RUN AWAY PLLZ GIVE ME ADVICE
08 Jul, 2008
MA DADZ AFFAIR I THAN SO
eVER SINCE MA DAD GOT HIZ NEW JOB HEZ BEN LEAVIN THE HOUZE AT 90 IN THE MORNING AND CUM BAK AT LIKE 5 IN THE MORNING MOST OF THE TIMEZ THEN I BE LIKE DAD WERE U BEEN AND HEZ LIKE DATZ NONE OF YO BIZNEZZ AND I BE LIKE IGHT FINE. THEN 1-DAY HE CUM HOME DRUNK AND HE WAS TALKIN TO A WOMAN ON DA PHONE AND HE WAS LIKE :"YOU KNOWZ U MA GURL I LUV U U IMMPRESSED ME 2NITE WE FUCK SO HARD I STARTED CRYING THEN WHEN MA DAD CAME IN MA ROOM I ACTED LIKE I WAS SLEEPIN THEN HE WENT TO SLEEP. I NEED SUM ADVICE REAL BAD I WANNA TALL MA MOM BUT I CAN'T CUZ SHE GOTZ 6 KIDS WITH HIM AND SHE A HOUSE WIFE SHE WORKS AT HOME SO WAT DO U THINK
07 Jul, 2008
Zaya714
Isahia i luv u boo i hope we stay together for the rest of our lives and if u reading this boo call me i miss u (^_^)
20 Jun, 2008
Hoe
This week i forgot which day this gurl hit me on my head. But i didnt hit her cause if i had hit her my family would get sued. (And al ths happens at Summer Camp) Then today her and her friend tried to fight me We were going o the bus then her friends said yall going to slow so she pushed her and she almost fell on her face. Then she said to her freinds u better get her. and that gurl said she not my friends she a mother Fukin Hoe i was bout to run her over but i remeber what ma mom said dont kill people cause they say somthin about u kill them cause they wanna kill u. so ma day waz horrible and if i go to summer camp on Monday i will kill her tell me what u think i should do.
19 Jun, 2008
COMMENTS !
COMMENTS I NEED MORE COMMENT PLLZ YEA HOLLER !
14 Jun, 2008
F***in S***
There was this one time i went o da park. And i got in2 uh big fight wit ma step sister. She kept messin wit dis boy cause she like him and her name is Jenny. And the boy name is Lawerence. The boy told me that Jenny kept messin wit him. Iasked her y was she messin eit that boy cause he ma home doug and she said she wasn't messin wit him. Then the boy told me wat happen then jenny told me wat happen and they stories were totally different. But gguess who i believed the boy. Cause i no Jenny she will mess wit anybody . Sometimes i dislike her not hate her sometimes she get on ma last nerve but she still ma sister . So share the love , share the love !
14 Jun, 2008
Basketball
Ma avorite sport is basketball it is so fun i can shoot uh 3 pointer 4x's in uh row and i play 1 on 1 wit ma broz and i always win even though imma gurl. They s*** cause they like soccer the onl thing i like bot soccer is dat i can kick far sometimes. so there a litte bot me if u wanna no more hit me up tell me so i can add it
14 Jun, 2008
Hey
hey ma name is Gloria im from Florida and im bored so if u wanna talk hit me up !
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