25 Dec, 2010

kiss

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08 Apr, 2010

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

08 Apr, 2010

B.Y.E

GIRL 1:BYE BITCH GIRL 1:BYE BITCH GIRL 1:I SAID BYE GIRL 2:I KNOW GIRL 1:SO HANG THE FUCK UP DAMN GIRL 2SHUT YO UGLY ASS MONKEY ASS LOOKIN SELF UP GIRL 1:BITCH YOU AINT TALKIN TO THIS QUEEN QUEEN?? QUEEN MY ASS ME:DIS SHIT IS FUNNY

08 Apr, 2010

death

Sometimes i feel like i juss wanna die I feel like none love me i feel like none heres for me i for me I feel like jumping I feel like killing I Feel like death is near me I feel like death is by me I feel like i can feel,see,hear,touch,taste death death is me death is you death is all around you death is like dying

20 Mar, 2010

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20 Mar, 2010

diz fnny

F**k me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have s** with me.

20 Mar, 2010

lil johnny

Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "Of course not." After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, "It's OK, we can keep playing!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off." Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Fuck it, they don't pay me enough!" Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in Lazyboy and slept on the floor!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license. if you dont get it TO DAMN BAD

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Your mamas like a roller coaster.she has her ups she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why is the grass always greener on the other side?” everyone replied, “'Cause you aren't standing on it.”

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her a** and thought she was makin' a booty call.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so fat that when she took a vacation to New York City, she wore a black dress and everyone thought there was a power outage.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits b***er.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so ugly she could look at the a** end of a pit bull and give it heartburn.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a party and when she bent over to pick up a penny, people sat on her booty thinking it was a couch.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

yo mama so ghetto that when she brest feed kool-aid comes out

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo Mama is so fat, she has her on planet called, "Mamatown".

20 Mar, 2010

yo momma

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

28 Feb, 2010

wtgdf ^what the god damn fuck^ thats what wtgdf mean

man b****es are so nasty they talkin about stuff that u dont wanna hear like omg

28 Feb, 2010

lol

93% of grlz would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. Copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP B*TCH JUMP!!!!

14 Feb, 2010

Girls Shouldnt Always Go First

If a girl go first and somebody was to shoot her the boys should go first and the girl should dip

26 Jan, 2010

Fuck You Hoes

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26 Jan, 2010

Listen

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

26 Jan, 2010

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

26 Jan, 2010

LOve you

GUESS WHAT i lOVE SOMEONE, YES i DO, i lOVE SOMEONE, CAN YOU GUESS WHO? i lOVE SOMEONE, COUlD iT BE TRUE?? DuMMEi STOP SMiliNG!!! it AiN'T YOU!! j/k YOU kNOW i lOVE YOU!!

24 Jan, 2010

Fuck You Bitches

*** all haterz Dσnt Judgε Mε...Or αn?σnε εlsε! ♥Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!. ♥Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! ♥Think I'm Trippin...Tiε M? Shσε! ♥Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! ♥Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! ♥Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt ♥Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! ♥Think Im Ugl?...Dσn't Lσσ? At Mε! ♥Dσn't Likε M? St?lε...Dσn't Lι?? Yσur?! ♥Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! ♥Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

24 Jan, 2010

If it kills me

Oh yaahh ive got trouble with my friends Trouble in my life Problems when you don’t come home at night But when you do you always start a fight But I cant be alone , I need you to come on home I know you messin around, but who the hell else is gonna hold me down Ooooh I gotta be out my mind to think it’s gonna work this time A part of me wants to leave, but the other side still believes And it kills me to know how much I really love you So much I wanna ooh hoo ohh to you hoo hoo Should I grab his cell, call this chick up Start some shhhh then hang up Or I should I be a lady Oohh maybe cuz I wanna have his babies Ohh yah yahh cuz I don’t wanna be alone I dont need to be on my own But I love this man But some things I cant stand ohhhh Ive gotta be out my mind To think its gonna work this time A part of me wants to leave but the other half still believes and it kills mee to know how much I really love you So much I wanna oohh hoo ohhh, to you hoo hooo

24 Jan, 2010

HO3s

if u a ho3 repost this in 3 sec or you will get shot at

24 Jan, 2010

2 MY BESTFRIEND CARRIE

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK, TIGGER GOT POOH, DORA GOT BOOTS, AND I GOT A COOL ASS MUTHA ****N FRIEND LIKE YOU!! SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND U LOVE INCLUDING ME!♥

24 Jan, 2010

Listen

im liein can find the truth in me mess with me and i got my ak47 you think you can mess with i will shoot u dead street rite now

24 Jan, 2010

Read this

LOOK **** AS EVER

17 Jan, 2010

Love

You don’t understand how much you mean to me. On & Off all the time I can’t keep going on like this I love you so much & you don’t even care When we are together I have no stress Because baby you are the best Now your telling me were bestfriends I need to be more than that We never seem to last more than a month But I think we belong together Your hand belongs in mine & together everthing will be fine I Think we can work things out If you just give it ONE more chance Deep down I know you feel the same So lets just stop all the pain. I Need you I want you, But you just dont understand

17 Jan, 2010

Friends

Would you just listen and please don't say a word, just yet, I'd like you to think back to the very first time we met, How you felt around me? The memories we shared, And just remember that once upon a time, you really cared. Now think about how we parted, and how much I cried, But please don't speak, remember that I never ever lied, That I told you the honest truth about why we were to split, But now I'd like you to know that my heart broke bit by bit. The pain was deep, unbearable and painful, for so many years, I'll never forget all the sadness, all the uncontrollable tears, Slowly I am rebuilding my life, I am content with what I've got, And although it is hard I am beginning to forget what I have not. You were a special part of my life that I will never forget, A part of my life that broke my heart, but that I don't regret, You gave me some happy memories that I'll keep in my heart, Although sometimes I wish that you and I didn't have to part. You were my first love and my true love, that will always be so, After all of the heartache, sadness and never ending pain, I know, You and I had something special and that will never change, Because I love you and loving someone else will always seem strange. Would you just listen and please don't say a word, not ever, I'd like you to remember that once upon a time, we said forever, That I had hopes and dreams, that I was the one who threw them away, And this is something I will always regret until my dying day.

17 Jan, 2010

So hard

WHAT DO U THINK IM GOIN IN AND IM GO HARD MEAN (REMEMBER ITS A SONG WITH LIL WANYE)

17 Jan, 2010

JUS ASK ME

JUST ASK ME 2 GO OUT WIT U DAMN BOY YOU DONT GOT TO ACT LIKE YOU SCARED....

17 Jan, 2010

JUS QUIT

PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHEN 2 QUIT SO JUST QUIT DAMN U DONT HAVE TO KEEPIN ON MAKEIN URSELF LOOKING LIKE A FOOL...

17 Jan, 2010

I hate fake people

you knw what i hte when youre bestfriends say that there you're bestfriend but you they always want 2 b fake.... aint that sumthing those BITCHES

17 Jan, 2010

REPOST

love is the game if youre in love you will repost this on you profile...

17 Jan, 2010

Haha

It's sum funny niggras out there but my friend (im not abt 2 say her name i will use her username) oreo466 read her blog.

16 Jan, 2010

What Would U Do

If I was locked up in the closet with u for 24 hours what would u do to me? Message me cuz it's a secret. THen repost dis, u will be amazed at what thoses people say

03 Jan, 2010

im so ready not to go back to school

this break came to fast i hate school and my teacher get on my nerves

01 Jan, 2010

when a boyfriend makes you feel rite what should you do

:when a boyfriend makes you feel rite: *Tell him you love. *kiss him. *Make him feel rite. *Dont make him mad. *Tell him you is his everything. *Dont look mad for what he done. (unless he realy did something bad) *Make his day better. *Dont look mad all the time. (he will ask whats wrong)

01 Jan, 2010

MY BOYFRIEND

• Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you

22 Dec, 2009

Happy Hoildays!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!! If u know what happy new year mean send me a message and tell me

22 Dec, 2009

Aint this cute

♥ ♥_♥_____♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much

22 Dec, 2009

listen UP

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

09 Apr, 2008

hey

i love my family

05 Apr, 2008

hey

my sister baby is crying because he is teething and his mouth hurts

30 Mar, 2008

whats up

i had a bad today because my math teacher got mad at me 4 nuffin

29 Mar, 2008

laneka

laneka never give me his e-mail address because he said that someone like me

29 Mar, 2008

hey

hi my name is ms_lexy

29 Mar, 2008

hi

what up doug we can talk anytime

29 Mar, 2008

laneka

hey laneka why u didn't add me as ur friend

29 Mar, 2008

hi

whats up my sister just left

29 Mar, 2008

whats up

did u know that im happy right now

28 Mar, 2008

my bother

my bother shirt is wrinkle.

28 Mar, 2008

hi

hey chat anytime

28 Mar, 2008

bothers

my bothers left today

28 Mar, 2008

church

i have 2 go 2 church sunday

28 Mar, 2008

school

i have 2 go 2 school monday

28 Mar, 2008

today

i was on the computer and someone going to knock me off

28 Mar, 2008

Best friends

My best friend r cayla andrews

30 Nov, -0001

Fuck You Bitches

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