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if u wanna know anything about me just ask..... im taken "see you later dosent mean forever. good bye means forever."
| Username : | motorolaaide |
| First Name : | kelsie |
| Last Name : | lane |
| Gender: | F |
| Country: | US |
| Member Since : | 28 Aug, 2009 |
21 Jul, 2010
hahaha
Put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [x] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [x] I have choked on my own spit and thought I was gonna die. 4. [] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher 8. [x] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [x] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [x] I've caught myself drooling 11. [] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. 12. [] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh. 13. [] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [x] People always tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [x] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
20 Jul, 2010
hey
jeremiah do u even kno me anymore?
14 Jul, 2010
hey
for all the guys and gals that have pics of nude things. change ur pic cus there are litle kids on here and i doubt they want to see that!
14 Jul, 2010
hahaha
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
02 Jul, 2010
HBR!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUTHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02 Jul, 2010
hey
any1 wanna talk to me?
02 Jul, 2010
hey ya'll
Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me and do me? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] happyer then hell that u have me? [] sick and tired of reading this because im 2!
02 Jul, 2010
awwwwww
READ THIS! youll be glad you did! >>> this is like the cutest thing ever!! >>> Girl: What's wrong >>> >>> Boy: I like her so muc h... >>> >>> Girl: Talk to her! >>> >>> Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. >>> >>> Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. >>> >>& gt; Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.. >>> >>> Girl: Then tell her. >>> >>> Boy: She won't like >>> ... >>> >>> Girl: How do you know that? >>> >>> Boy: I can just tell. >>> >>> Girl: Well just tell her. >>> >>> Boy: What should I say? >>> >>> Girl: Tell her how much you like her! >>> >>> Boy: I tell her that daily. >>> >>> Girl: What do you mean? >>> >>> Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.. >>> >>> Girl: I know how you feel...... I have the same problem. >>> But he'll never like me.... >>> >>> Boy: Wait. Who do you like? >>> >>> Girl: Oh some boy. >>> >>& g t; Boy: Oh.... she won't like me either.. >>> >>> Girl: She does. >>> >>> Boy: How do you know...? >>> >>> Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? >>> >>> Boy: You. >>> >>> Girl: You're wrong, I love you. >>> >>> Boy: I love you too. &g t;>> >>> Girl: So are you going to talk to her? >>> >>> Boy: I just did. >>> >>> ****AWWW**** >>> Because you opened this, you will get kissed on 0D >>> friday >>> by >>> the love >>> >>> of your life..... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! Your crush >>> >>> will >>> ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your >>> life. >>> However, if >>> you >>> >>> don't send this to at least 10 people by at least >>> 12:00 >>> tonight, >>> >>> you will have bad luck in your love life for the >>> rest >>> of >>> your >>> life. Just repost, please copy and paste!! with the &g t;> ;> name 'Cute' >>> or 'Awwh
01 Jul, 2010
hey
i want a new bf and some skittles
01 Jul, 2010
hey
does anyone want to talk to me plz?
01 Jul, 2010
NO BOYFRIEND
put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!
01 Jul, 2010
HEY
I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE!
01 Jul, 2010
to kenneth hagen MY WISH BY: RASCAL FLATTS
I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow And each road leads you where you want to go And if you're faced with the choice and you have to choose I hope you choose the one that means the most to you And if one door opens to another door closed I hope you keep on walkin' ?til you find the window If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile But more than anything, more than anything My wish for you Is that this life becomes all that you want it to Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small You never need to carry more than you can hold And while you're out there gettin' where you're gettin' to I hope you know somebody loves you And wants the same things too Yeah, this is my wish I hope you never look back but you never forget All the ones who love you and the place you left I hope you always forgive and you never regret And you help somebody every chance you get Oh, you'd find God's grace in every mistake And always give more than you take But more than anything, yeah more than anything My wish for you Is that this life becomes all that you want it to Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small You never need to carry more than you can hold And while you're out there gettin' where you're gettin' to I hope you know somebody loves you And wants the same things too Yeah, this is my wish, yeah yeah My wish for you Is that this life becomes all that you want it to Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small You never need to carry more than you can hold And while you're out there gettin' where you're gettin' to I hope you know somebody loves you And wants the same things too Yeah, this is my wish (My wish for you) This is my wish (My wish for you) I hope you know somebody loves you (My wish for you) May all your dreams stay big (My wish for you)
01 Jul, 2010
do
answer this put yes or no beside it Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: let Give me give you a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
01 Jul, 2010
2 my inbox
answer these questions 2 mi inbox What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started taking pics of you: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was high: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have "it" with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
30 Jun, 2010
this one's diffrent
1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15 4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13 [5] First LOOK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12 [7] I just wanna say that i like cheese [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient LOOK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6 [12] Sorry LOOK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this. LOOK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
30 Jun, 2010
hey
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
30 Jun, 2010
hey
would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me
30 Jun, 2010
i need a boyfriend
GOLD DIGGER Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
30 Jun, 2010
lol
Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!
30 Jun, 2010
marry me
MARRY ME 4 2 WEEKS WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you!
30 Jun, 2010
what would u do?
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
30 Jun, 2010
hey
am i the only girl on this planet that hates Justin Beiber, robert pattinson, and taylor lautner?message me if u hate them to
30 Jun, 2010
hey
does anyone want to talk to me? :)
30 Jun, 2010
...
:'(
30 Jun, 2010
hey
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you!
29 Jun, 2010
MATURE EYES ONLY
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below kelsie nikole lane
29 Jun, 2010
hello?
does anyone want to talk to me?
29 Jun, 2010
lol
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised!
29 Jun, 2010
hey
im getting rid of all the people i don't talk to if u still wanna b friends message me
29 Jun, 2010
hey
plz.... can someone talk to me?
28 Jun, 2010
.......
kenneth u kno ??? ?√?? ?
28 Jun, 2010
hey
does someone want to talk to me?
25 Jun, 2010
;)
MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you! Haha youd be surprised!
22 Jun, 2010
me!
A - AVAILABLE: no B - BIRTHDAY: October 31 C - CRUSHING ON: a friend that doesnt kno D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: lemonade E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: ruthie F - FAVORITE SONG: your love is my drug by: kesha G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: sour gummy worms H - HOMETOWN: keleen, TX I - IN LOVE WITH: him J - JUGGLE: Nope K - KILLED SOMEONE: Not Yet! hahaha L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 10 1/2 hours M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: chocolate N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 3, Oldest to Youngest, Jamie(g), jerica(g), ME!(g), austin( b ) O - ONE WISH: i could live my life without my uncle P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: no one don't have a cell R- REASON TO SMILE: im thinking of him S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: your love is my drug by:kesha T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 3:17am U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: black and pink V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots. W - WORST HABIT: attitude X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 19 Y - YOYOS: hate them Z - ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio
03 Jun, 2010
;)
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!! any body idc who just rate me
15 May, 2010
HEY!
HEY PEOPLES IM GROUNDED FOR A MONTH CUZ I ALL MOST GOT ARRESTED SO TALK TO U THE 14TH!
01 May, 2010
......
im bored can my friends plz repley back!
01 May, 2010
....
i love Ke$ha.
29 Apr, 2010
Questions that need answers
Why does love always hurt? why cant i just be with u? why must life still go on? why cant it go on with out me? why does he not relize my true feelings for him? why r we just firends? why must i go on every day knowing theres pain?
29 Apr, 2010
..... sleepy........
Goodnight Most Fun Games! ;) i ish tired. i go to bed now.
27 Apr, 2010
my onz and offz but only one can match
TURNS YOU ON = ON TURNS YOU OFF = OFF YOU DON'T CARE = DC Is shorter then you: DC Taller then you: ON Wears a grill: OFF Dresses Maxy: ON Dresses Preppy: off Dresses Skater: ON Dresses Athletic: ON Dresses Gothic: DC Has green eyes: ON Has brown eyes: ON Has hazel eyes: ON Has blue eyes: ON Smokes cigarettes: off Smokes weed: off Drinks alcohol: dc Plays sports: ON Can skate: dc Writes lyrics: ON Smiles a lot: ON Has bad manners in front of you: OOOFFF Has blonde hair: ON Has brown hair: ON Has black hair: ON Has red hair: DC Has short hair: ON Has no hair: OFF Has long hair: ON Has curly hair: ON Has wavey hair: ON Good dancer: ON Wears jewelry: DC Piercings: ON Laid back: ON Plays guitar: ON Raps: ON Can draw: ON Has a lip ring: dc Has a tongue ring: off Nipples pierced: OFF Hugs you: ON GOOD kisser: ONNNN Creative: ON Calls you just to hear your voice: ONNNNN Goes to church: ON Cusses alot: DC Is funny: ON
17 Apr, 2010
..... :( ......
Why dosent he relize im alive?
17 Apr, 2010
..... :) .........
good night everyone
10 Apr, 2010
! :) !
good morning world
09 Apr, 2010
.............
I HATE U CHRIS!
09 Apr, 2010
...........
i wish that i had someone to love < / 3
09 Apr, 2010
GOODBYE WORLD
I GUESS NO ONE REALLY CARES I MIGHT AS WELL GO KILL MYSELF!
09 Apr, 2010
i kno...... why must it hurt so much? :.(
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09 Apr, 2010
WHY?!
WHY DOES EVERY BODY HAVE TO BE DO SELFISH WHY CANT ANYONE RELIZE THAT I HURT TO? I NEED MORE HELP NOW THAN EVER!
09 Apr, 2010
WHY?
WHY DOES EVERY BODY HAVE TO BE DO SELFISH WHY CANT ANYONE RELIZE THAT I HURT TO?
08 Apr, 2010
LMFAO
"no daddy i dont want to go get the shot!" (to put him to sleep) thats what my lil bro just said im just craking up
08 Apr, 2010
love
don't tell me what love can do cause im hurt don't tell me what love cando cause im crying don't tell me what love can do cause im fighting don't tell me what love can do cause i have him don't tell me what love can do cause im in love
07 Apr, 2010
what would u do?
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
07 Apr, 2010
leave me alone
why must u be the one to make me cry why must u be the one to make me run away why must u be the one that makes me write this why must u be the one to make me die
07 Apr, 2010
im goin crazy
theres a stupid friskies commercal on and im yelling at the tv.... i need help
07 Apr, 2010
tulips
Although different tulip colors carry distinct meanings - yellow tulips symbolizing cheerful thoughts, white conveying forgiveness and purple representing royalty - a Turkish legend may be responsible for the red tulip's symbolism. The story goes that a prince named Farhad was love struck by a maiden named Shirin. When Farhad learned that Shirin had been killed, he was so overcome with grief that he killed himself - riding his horse over the edge of a cliff. It's said that a scarlet tulip sprang up from each droplet of his blood, giving the red tulip the meaning "perfect love."
07 Apr, 2010
for all of the depressed people put him into ur life and u will be happy
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
07 Apr, 2010
yeppers
11. Your Best Physical Feature: My whole body? 12. Your Bedtime:About 10 13. Your Most Missed Memory: There are so many!! 14. Your Fears:of deing 15. Your Weakness: emotional 16. Perfect Pizza: Maybe 17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: him 18. Your Cravings: cravings = for him 19. Single/Taken?: taken 20. Pepsi or Coke: pepsi 21. MacDonald or Burger King: MacDonald ..But I dont take burger often.. 22. Single or Group Dates: What? 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nither 24. Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
07 Apr, 2010
plz.... ;)
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP!!!!!! LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY PROFILE b****ES
07 Apr, 2010
get well soon prayers
peoples plz pray for the people on here that r in the hospital it makes a big diff. n their lives knowing that they have people who care. thanks
06 Apr, 2010
im woth $3520
Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [] Blondie - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [] Other - $75 Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [] Other - $15 age: [] 50 to 56 - $175 [] 46 to 50 - $150 [] 41 to 45 - $125 [] 31 to 40 - $100 [] 26 to 30 - $75 [] 21 to 25 - $50 [] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x] First Born - $320 [] Only Child - $250 [] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $550 [] fourth born - $300 [] fifth born - $400 [] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [] only weekends - $300 [] Every other day - $50 [] Once a day - $15 [] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [x] No - $600 Vision? [x] perfect vision $400 [] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [] contacts $25 [] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [] 13+ - $300 [] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [] Green - $750 [] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [] Yellow - $475 [] Brown - $300 [] Purple - $225 [] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [] Orange - $300 [] Blue - $300 [] Pink - $100 [] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [] some- $750
06 Apr, 2010
aww
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life
06 Apr, 2010
advice on a knee
god my freaking knee is killing me does any body have any advice for treating it?
05 Apr, 2010
Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do jump in front of a car for him
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
05 Apr, 2010
about me
Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type personality male will adore, for she presents the right amount of challenge with the right amount of rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting another person. The man will have to go through a series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate and never try to control her. She is very possessive but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery, sensuality and passion that most men do not mind being possessed by her.
05 Apr, 2010
ask away ;D
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
05 Apr, 2010
:(
im bored peoples plz talk to me
05 Apr, 2010
;P
???????? i love u ..... u know who u r ????????
04 Apr, 2010
hey peoplez
hey peoplez i want more friends so add me plz
04 Apr, 2010
for the pervs
For people who want me to cheat on my boyfriend im not going to do it cause i accually love him and i dont want him to lose him. so... back off
04 Apr, 2010
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will someone plz talk to me
04 Apr, 2010
do u like my new pic?
My new haircut. im so happy. happy easter everyone.
04 Apr, 2010
:)
happy easter every body!
03 Apr, 2010
RATE ME!
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be hated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
03 Apr, 2010
hey peoples! ;)
people add me i ant more friends. plz.
02 Apr, 2010
....... :P .......
all right peoplez im bored someone talk to me
31 Mar, 2010
imma preppy slut with a broken heart
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
28 Mar, 2010
Still I Rise by Maya Angelou
You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my s**iness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise Up from a past that's rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.
28 Mar, 2010
If You Forget Me by Pablo Neruda
I want you to know one thing. You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me. Well, now, if little by little you stop loving me I shall stop loving you little by little. If suddenly you forget me do not look for me, for I shall already have forgotten you. If you think it long and mad, the wind of banners that passes through my life, and you decide to leave me at the shore of the heart where I have roots, remember that on that day, at that hour, I shall lift my arms and my roots will set off to seek another land. But if each day, each hour, you feel that you are destined for me with implacable sweetness, if each day a flower climbs up to your lips to seek me, ah my love, ah my own, in me all that fire is repeated, in me nothing is extinguished or forgotten, my love feeds on your love, beloved, and as long as you live it will be in your arms without leaving mine
24 Mar, 2010
ANYONE CAN DO IT!
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP!!!!!! PLZ MESSAGE IT TO ME
24 Mar, 2010
HEllo there peoples
does anybody want to talk to me? idc who just someone plz talk to me..... soon...
23 Mar, 2010
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
alright why is my life always f***ed up?
20 Mar, 2010
2009 couples
98%marrytheir7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this... tommarow you will get a good talk by someone you love or like & it will be the best day of your life. Do not break this chain repost this as "2009 couples" you've got 1 minute
20 Mar, 2010
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someone plz message me im bored idc what we talk about........
20 Mar, 2010
go go go JUMP
97% of teens would cry if they saw one of the jonas brothers standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming 'DO A FLIP!' then copy and paste this as your status
20 Mar, 2010
JUMP U UGLY PEICE OF SHIT!
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% that would sit there eating popcorn and screaming 'DO A FLIP!' then copy and paste this as your status
20 Mar, 2010
;)
Dear, kelsie I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)
20 Mar, 2010
is this suppose to resemble my hurt?
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20 Mar, 2010
what do u want from me
1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?
20 Mar, 2010
Will You
will you still love me if im sad will you still hate me if im mad will you still laugh at me if i fall will you still ignore me if i apoligized will you still walk away even though im hurting will you still remember me when im long and dead - Kelsie N. Lane
20 Mar, 2010
will you
will you still love me if im sad will you still hate me if im mad will you still laugh at me if i fall will you still ignore me if i apoligized will you still walk away even though im hurting will you still remember me when im long and dead - Kelsie N. Lane
15 Mar, 2010
.....
my sister is on woooooooo
15 Mar, 2010
:(
omg... we HAVE to disect frogs friday..... eeewww.....
15 Mar, 2010
:) .....
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
14 Mar, 2010
can i have it
NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
14 Mar, 2010
;P
???????????????? u can't buy me cause im all ready owned 3-13-10 <3
14 Mar, 2010
i have
have u ever liked som1 and they didnt lik u bak hav u evr been acuessed of somtin have u evr finly had 2 say goodby if u hav post this on ur page peace
14 Mar, 2010
unfotrnatly.....
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bi!tch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him repost if your that girl
14 Mar, 2010
.............
someone plz talk to me
13 Mar, 2010
true friends huh?
if yall r truely my friends yall would truely care for me but yall don't seem to relize that im hurt. yall dont relize that i can't deal with this painwith out u but u r just being so damn selfish. I HATE THIS SITE! I WISH I WERE DEID!
13 Mar, 2010
JUST KILL ME!
if yall r truely my friends yall would truely care for me but yall don't seem to relize that im hurt. yall dont relize that i can't deal with this painwith out u but u r just being so damn selfish. I HATE THIS SITE! I WISH I WERE DEID!
13 Mar, 2010
good bye most fun games
people i won't be on any more. im going to go live in my own hell and probably die.
13 Mar, 2010
thats me
Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type personality male will adore, for she presents the right amount of challenge with the right amount of rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting another person. The man will have to go through a series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate and never try to control her. She is very possessive but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery, sensuality and passion that most men do not mind being possessed by her.
13 Mar, 2010
;)
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Mar, 2010
i smile
i smile cause i have him i smile cause im in love i smile cause i can dance i smile 'to show him how i smile cause i live i smile cause i live for him
13 Mar, 2010
..... :(
STEVEN GO FALL DOWN A DAMN SEWER!!!!!
13 Mar, 2010
......
:( im lonely
12 Mar, 2010
.....
All right can anyone plz talk to me before christmas comes
12 Mar, 2010
;P
Question: How hot do u think i am out of 10 If u put a 0=ur a b**** 1=ur just a friend 2=ur not my type 3=ur ok 4=ur my type 5=ur cool 6=u might be my type 7=u love me 8=ur so nice 9=ur so hot 10=u wanna have s** with me
09 Mar, 2010
plz do it
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question per person . (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty, or wrong it is. No catch
09 Mar, 2010
;)
WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
06 Mar, 2010
...
someone plz talk to a lonely chic
06 Mar, 2010
i love my man
The blood is red just like a rose and because of you my blood always flows without you I would be an empty lifeless shell with my sad loveless soul condemed to hell Repost this as I love my Man if ur a girl and if ur a guy I love my Baby and if u do they will notice u
06 Mar, 2010
rate me
Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y girl [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] bf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby
06 Mar, 2010
................
can some one please talk to me
06 Mar, 2010
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message me it IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
04 Mar, 2010
i LOVE MY MAN
The blood is red just like a rose and because of you my blood always flows without you I would be an empty lifeless shell with my sad loveless soul condemed to hell Repost this as I love my Man if ur a girl and if ur a guy I love my Baby and if u do they will notice u
25 Feb, 2010
:P
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
24 Feb, 2010
plz talk to me someone
i want someone to talk to
24 Feb, 2010
not yet it ain't
DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. On Tuesday March 9, at 4:27 pm, your love life will show you that they love you. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS IM 900 SECONDS PIE WILL BE BANNED IN YOUR AREA
24 Feb, 2010
someone plz talk to me
:(
24 Feb, 2010
plz talk to me someone
i feel lonely
24 Feb, 2010
UGGGHHHH
my camera fell into the toilet this morning. DA** you austin (aka) cordale1122
24 Feb, 2010
:(
someone plz talk to me.
22 Feb, 2010
jack 'n jill
Jack 'n Jill, Went up the hill, To smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, Un-zipped his fly, 'N asked Jill "Do you wanna?" Jill said "Yes!", Pulled up her dress, 'N then they had some fun, But stupid Jill, Forgot the pill, 'N now they have a son.
22 Feb, 2010
... :( .....
someone plz talk to me
21 Feb, 2010
please do it
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DNT REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!
20 Feb, 2010
true
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
20 Feb, 2010
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yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
20 Feb, 2010
please
1 question. 1 chance.... 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you .
20 Feb, 2010
i don't care who but...
some one please talk to me
20 Feb, 2010
please
1 question. 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you .
20 Feb, 2010
lol
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
20 Feb, 2010
only 10 people in the world can read this can u
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
20 Feb, 2010
Don't tell me what love can do
don't tell me what love can do cause im hurt don't tell me what love cando cause im crying don't tell me what love can do cause im fighting don't tell me what love can do cause i have him don't tell me what love can do cause im in love - kelsie lane (aka) motorolaaide
18 Feb, 2010
don't tell me what love can do
don't tell me what love can do cause im hurt don't tell me what love cando cause im crying don't tell me what love can do cause im fighting don't tell me what love can do cause i have him don't tell me what love can do cause im in love - kelsie lane (aka) motorolaaide
15 Feb, 2010
:P :D
i have the best boyfriend on this planet
15 Feb, 2010
im mad
I miss licking it. I miss s***ing it. I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it. DAMN IT! i wish i din't drop my popsicle
14 Feb, 2010
:(
some one please talk to me
14 Feb, 2010
:D
happy valentines day every body
06 Feb, 2010
...
...i miss him...
26 Jan, 2010
i miss him
i so miss him u know who u r
26 Jan, 2010
...
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
23 Jan, 2010
...
g2g world see you later
23 Jan, 2010
please?
someone please talk to me
23 Jan, 2010
lmao
I miss licking it. I miss s***ing it. I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it. DAMN IT! i wish i din't drop my popsicle
23 Jan, 2010
aslkdflafs
bye lonely world
23 Jan, 2010
i did but he cheated on me
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
23 Jan, 2010
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please help haiti
21 Jan, 2010
...
im not strong enough so left me up im not happy enough so make me laugh im not the best so tell me i am i am the worst girl firend so don't date me i am crying so wipe my tears i am going to let you go now so don't stop me ...good bye chris...
21 Jan, 2010
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im not strong enough so left me up im not happy enough so make me laugh im not the best so tell me i am i am the worst girl firend so don't date me i am crying so wipe my tears i am going to let you go now so don't stop me
21 Jan, 2010
OML
EVERY BODY HATES ME!
21 Jan, 2010
please...
if any girl can give me guy advice please message me
17 Jan, 2010
omg!
seriously. im crying
17 Jan, 2010
om
im starting to cry
17 Jan, 2010
D=
some one please talk to me? please?
17 Jan, 2010
i would so do this
????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?
17 Jan, 2010
...
some one please talk to me.
17 Jan, 2010
heeeeyyy
ello peoples of this planet
16 Jan, 2010
:(
SOME ONE... ANY ONE... PLEASE TALK TO ME
16 Jan, 2010
WEEEEE! ugh
hey ya'll i have my BFFL spendingthe night. please message me im bored
15 Jan, 2010
um...
please talk to me someone
15 Jan, 2010
i would never cheat
Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you **** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
15 Jan, 2010
...
please
15 Jan, 2010
..........please..........
..........someone please talk to a lonely chick..........
15 Jan, 2010
...please...
some one please talk to me?
15 Jan, 2010
:(
why does every body hate me? :(
14 Jan, 2010
:(
i miss my boy friend
14 Jan, 2010
by my babe
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14 Jan, 2010
azanmig
ONLY 9 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
14 Jan, 2010
thats right
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
14 Jan, 2010
O.o
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!! lolz x3
14 Jan, 2010
please?
seriously please talk to me some one
14 Jan, 2010
ugh
someone please talk to me
14 Jan, 2010
boys aren't jerks
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"
14 Jan, 2010
lol
?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot! ???????
10 Jan, 2010
hello there
hey you all
10 Jan, 2010
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10 Jan, 2010
hey yall
please message me if you think iam hot ...
10 Jan, 2010
YES
Turn Ons &+ Turn Offs . :] Is taller than you - on Is shorter than you - depends Wears braces - DONT CARE Has blue eyes - dont care Has green eyes - dont care Has hazel eyes - dont care Drinks alcohol - off Wears glasses - DONT CARE Smokes -OFF Plays sports - on Compliments you - On Shaves his legs- off Wears jewelry - off Has facial hair - depends Smiles when you walk in the room - On Has brown hair - don't care Has black hair - don't care Has blonde hair - don't care Has red hair - dont care Can make you laugh at any given moment - On Loyal - On Laid back - On Plays guitar - on Plays drums - on Sings - dont care hes buff-ON hes skinny - dont care Abs - On he can draw - dont care Doesn't eat meat - dont care Does Mugs - OFF Is bi - ON has a tattoo - dont care Has a lip ring - dont care Has snake bites -off
10 Jan, 2010
hey ya'll
message me if you think im hot...please...
09 Jan, 2010
hey
message me if u think i am hot
09 Jan, 2010
age shouldn't matter ( i know)
Matters Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
08 Jan, 2010
I LOVE HIM, SO WHAT?
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
08 Jan, 2010
please
message me if you think im hot.(inbox)...
06 Jan, 2010
:(
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
06 Jan, 2010
please
message me if you think im hot.(inbox)
06 Jan, 2010
ugh
I..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l......O.l PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l
06 Jan, 2010
2009 couples
>>98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
05 Jan, 2010
grade me please
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND **** ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
05 Jan, 2010
hum
..........im crying..........
05 Jan, 2010
this is mean
STOP CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!! Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
03 Jan, 2010
sooo
ugh
01 Jan, 2010
xD
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01 Jan, 2010
:D
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!
31 Dec, 2009
UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
I WANT HIM!
31 Dec, 2009
DUH
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
30 Dec, 2009
:)
gurgleburp
30 Dec, 2009
:()
DON'T BE FRIENDS WITH cordale1122HE IS EVIL!
30 Dec, 2009
:(
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30 Dec, 2009
:)
haPPy homp day. Wendsday.
29 Dec, 2009
:)
happy tuesday
26 Dec, 2009
:)
HEY WORLD I GOT A CELL PHONE!
25 Dec, 2009
HBJ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS! merry christmas to everyone happy new year
24 Dec, 2009
UGH!
35 minutes now. oh wait he is offline now
24 Dec, 2009
UGGGGGHHHHH!
i just hate it when you message someone and they don't answer back.....12 minutes now
24 Dec, 2009
hi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! from frosty. merry christmas
22 Dec, 2009
p
how r u every one this is my fourth blog :(
20 Dec, 2009
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hello my wonederful friends how has your sunday been hopefully peaceful. merry early christmas. waiting 4 a white christmas. bye bye
19 Dec, 2009
:(sadkfld;asdfjkasfjfasfj
hello again peoples of this planet. guess what i found out today? my best guy friend (not boy friend) is havieng a bad move . Beep. b****. b**** .b****.sorry just hypor had mustard.LOL must go BYE BYE
18 Dec, 2009
HI
HI PEOPLES HWRU TTYL
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