06 Mar, 2010
Yah
I'm on my DSi
23 Feb, 2010
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live in bako, california message me
14 Feb, 2010
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What is your favorite song? Once you figure out message me back about it! OK.
14 Feb, 2010
Lmfao
Shots. I'm in miami Bi**h. La La La. Get crazy. Lil' hipster girl. I shake I move. Scream my name. Girl can't help it. Girls on the dance floor.
14 Feb, 2010
thug story
Hey Hey, T-Swizzle {T-Swizzle} And T-Pizzle {T-Pizzle} [Taylor Swift:] I'm like 8 foot 4 Blond hair to the floor You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore No I ain't got a g** No I never really been in a club Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that? [T-Pain & Taylor:] I had a dream last night [Taylor Swift:] I had high top Nikes I had [T-Pain & Taylor:] Diamonds in my mouth And Diamonds on my mic [Taylor Swift:] By the time I woke I was singing [T-Pain:] I'm on a boat, whoa oh [Taylor Swift:] Cause I'm a singer turned rapper [T-Pain:] Shorty I'm a make ya [Taylor Swift:] Straight to the top, yo [T-Pain:] Shorty I'm a take ya [Taylor Swift:] You can call me T-Sweezy Now I'm a rap star [T-Pain:] Hey, It's a thug story Now tell 'em who you are Singer turned gangster [Taylor Swift:] You don't want to fight me [T-Pain:] Straight to the top [Taylor Swift:] In my extra small white tee [T-Pain:] T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track It's a thug story now can you get with that? [Taylor Swift (T-Pain):] What, What, I knit sweaters, yo! What, What, Don't test me (Beep) Hey, Hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything I- (What?) I said Yo (yup) You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything I didn't swear (She didn't even swear) Hello? Ugh!
10 Jan, 2010
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
top veiwed baby
07 Nov, 2009
=(
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?
07 Nov, 2009
My apple
\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you an apple... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE apples!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY apple!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
09 Aug, 2009
16 things 2 do in WalMart
1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
26 Jun, 2009
lol dumbasses
This is THIS cat - This is IS cat = This is HOW cat - This is TO cat - This is KEEP cat - This is A cat - This is DUMBASS cat - This is BUSY cat - This is FOR cat - This is FORTY cat - This is SECONDS cat - NOW READ ALL THE CAPS WORDS GOING DOWN!
25 Jun, 2009
There are 5 truths of life
1:U cant touch all your teeth with your tongue 2:All idiots after reading the first truth will try it 3:U are now smiling because u are a idiot 4:U are g**na tell this to all of your friends 5:U are still smiling because are a idiot!
25 Jun, 2009
take over mostfungames then the world.....................................................(of games)
?/ /?This? Is Bob Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames!
25 Jun, 2009
f??α??!!
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! !
25 Jun, 2009
i jumped with an easter egg cuz ilove weed
Pick The Month You Were Born In: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast
25 Jun, 2009
CAN YOU READ THIS?I CAN!hehe
only 6 ppl can read in da wurld I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
