25 Dec, 2008

funny

get out of mii kool-aid.... u aint all tht in a bag of potatoe chips.... dont go there girlfriends.... lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... NO!!!

22 Dec, 2008

big butts (song on youtube)

oh my god becky look at her b***. it is so big. she looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. but, you know, who understands those rap guys? they're only talk to her, because, se looks like a total prostitude, 'kay? i mean, her b***, is just so big. i cant believe it's just so round, it's like out there, i mean- gross look! she's just so... black!

19 Dec, 2008

king_nerf

OK DIS DUDE IS REALLY A GAY LIAR HE ALWAYZ HAS BEEN A BACKSTABBER CUZ I BROKE UP WIT HIM IM REALLY GET TIERD OF HIZ SHIT IF UR A GIRL DONT NEVER GO OUT WIT IM CUZ HES CHEATING ON 3 GIRLZ AT THA SAME TYM IF N E OF YALL SHIT STARTERS HAVE SOMTHIN TO SAY TO MII SAY IT TO MII FACE

18 Dec, 2008

song

u better watch out i think shes a guy im really not sure but somethin aint rite janet pinkston comein to town

18 Dec, 2008

BATHROOM

GO TO A BUSY BATHROOM HAVE A WATERMELON (OR ANY MELON ) GO TO A EMPTY STALL STAND ON THE TOILET LID GROAN FOR 30 SECONDS DROP THE MELON IN THE TOILET AND LET OUT A HUGE SIGH OR RELIEF

18 Dec, 2008

caution's

BEAR: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE SO DONT DRIVE... DRINK

18 Dec, 2008

beer

Some see the glass as half empty... Others see the glass as half full... Im just wonderin who the hell is drinkin mii bear

18 Dec, 2008

god

isnt it funny how simple it is for people to trash god and then complain that the world is goin to hell

18 Dec, 2008

caution

CAUTION water on road durring rain

18 Dec, 2008

issues

hug a tree they have less issues than people

18 Dec, 2008

quote

If vodka was water.... and i was a duck... i'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and im not a duck.... so slide me a bottle of water and shut the f*** up

18 Dec, 2008

U

Everythin is funny as long as it happends to someone else

18 Dec, 2008

ha ha ha

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....... NO !!!

18 Dec, 2008

yo moma

its ok to be ugly just ask ur mom

18 Dec, 2008

ha ha

Its funnier now that i get it

18 Dec, 2008

pms

Its not P. M . S . Its you