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|First Name :||Mo-T|
|Member Since :||16 May, 2009|
13 Jun, 2017
Wow havent been on here since 2010! Im surprised that i still remember my password lol. Im also surprised to see that my favorites are still up. Feels so nostalgic. Also ew at my profile info.
04 May, 2010
:) :( Acrophobia - Fear of heights. Autophobia - Fear of being alone. Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
04 May, 2010
1. Arachnophobia: •The fear of spiders. •This phobia tends to affect women more than men. 2. Ophidiophobia: •The fear of snakes. •Often attributed to evolutionary causes, personal experiences, or cultural influences. 3. Acrophobia: •The fear of heights. •This fear can lead to anxiety attacks and avoidance of high places. 4. Agoraphobia: •The fear of situations in which escape is difficult. •This may include crowded areas, open spaces, or situations that are likely to trigger a panic attack. People will begin avoiding these trigger events, sometimes to the point that they cease leaving their home. •Approximately one third of people with panic disorder develop agoraphobia. 5. Cynophobia: •The fear of dogs. •This phobia is often a**ociated with specific personal experiences, such as being bitten by a dog during childhood. 6. Astraphobia: •The fear of thunder and lightening. •Also known as Brontophobia, Tonitrophobia, or Ceraunophobia. 7. Trypanophobia: •The fear of injections. •Like many phobias, this fear often goes untreated because people avoid the triggering object and situation. 8. Social Phobias: •The fear of social situations. •In many cases, these phobias can become so severe that people avoid events, places, and people that are likely to trigger an anxiety attack. 9. Pteromerhanophobia: •The fear of flying. •Often treated using exposure therapy, in which the client is gradually and progressively introduced to flying. 10. Mysophobia: •The fear of germs or dirt. •May be related to obsessive-compulsive disorder.
19 Jul, 2009
ill be da stupid 1 2 do dis ((ReAlLii)) im dat crazy
16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go! i did sum of these b4
19 Jul, 2009
'mature eyes only'
Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below Lauren,dontray, Lily Dale,Lauren, Tony,Keith, Lanise, Christina, Stephanie,Omar,Sara ,Alex ,Mo-T
14 Jul, 2009
A GUY PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION IN THE NEXT GENERATION DO YOU GET MY EXPLINATION OR YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
14 Jul, 2009
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
12 Jul, 2009
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
23 Jun, 2009
she was pushed
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you
23 Jun, 2009
JUMP B**** JUMP
93% of gurlz would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. =] copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP b**** JUMP!!!! i would
21 Jun, 2009
shame on her
Miley Cyrus is in hot water with some activist groups who are claiming that a recent photo of the teen star is racially insensitive and degrading. In a photo obtained by TMZ, Cyrus, 16, is shown sitting on her boyfriend Justin Gaston’s lap surrounded by a group of friends all making a stereotypical gesture by pulling their eyes into a slanted position. The gesture is commonly thought to be offensive to Asian Pacific Americans. The OCA, an organization dedicated to advancing the social, political and economic well-being of Asian Pacific Americans in the U.S., has slammed Cyrus for the photo. In a statement on its Web site, the OCA says: “The photography of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian decent. "Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted many of her Asian Pacific American fans,” George Wu, the executive director of OCA said. And while there is a young man of Asian descent in the photo, Wu says that is hardly enough to make it acceptable. Wu says he hopes Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community. A rep for Cyrus did not respond to repeated requests for comment.
21 Jun, 2009
Indian man wants operation to remove extra penis
An Indian businessman born with two p****es wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal s**ual life. The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus. Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying. The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained p**** had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added. There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men.
19 Jun, 2009
CHOWDER THEME SONG
Mung Daal:You take the moon and you take the sun. Chowder:You take everything that seems like fun. Truffles:You turn em all up and then your done. Shnitzel: rada rada ra ra ra rada ALL:So come on in, feel free to do some looking, Stay awhile cuz somethings always cooking! -So come on in, feel free to do some looking, Stay awhile cuz somethings always cooking! YEAH!
19 Jun, 2009
flapjack theme song hehe
Captain K'nuckles: Flapjack!Hey, Flapjack! Come with me, we'll go see a place called Candied Island! Bubbie: Who needs Candied Island? It's safer at the docks. Captain K'nuckles: But there ain't no streams of sodie pop to drippin' off the rocks. Bubbie:It's danger ous and risky! Captain K'nuckles: But adventerous and free! Flapjack: Avdventure - that's the life for me! Captain K'nuckles: There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me. Others: The misadventures of... Flapjack: ... Flapjack!
19 Jun, 2009
1. YOUR REAL NAME: MARAYJA 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.):MARIZZLE 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal.): SILVER TIGER 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number): LE'JANAY BLACKLINE/LE'JANAY ELIZABETH PLESSALA 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): AQUA COKE 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): BLACK MONSTA
16 Jun, 2009
a bag of weed family guy
Stewie: Now everybody gather ’round and listen if you would When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed Stewie: Here you go, you’re all getting it now Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good, Stewie: They go a**ault a queer. Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill, Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer. Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush, Stewie: He humps a guy like me. Ensemble: Right! All: But all we need is a bag of weed, To keep us worry free. One, Two, Three, HO! A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed Cuz’ Everything is better with A Bag of Weed Stewie: Have a go, Brian! Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.” Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Doof stoo gee nay foo tool.” Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear. All: HEY! ‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed To make us wanna cheer! And One, Two! A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed You can try and fight but we’re all agreed Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed (break) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!! A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed You’re a happy guy but you can’t proceed Because everything is better with A Bag… Of… Weed! Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!
16 Jun, 2009
TOMORROW I WILL PUT DIS SONG IN MA BLOGS I LIKE SPONGEBOB HE BEAST
16 Jun, 2009
dis iz wat i am FUN!!
Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun! Plankton: What's that? Spongebob: Fun is when you... sorta like.... fun is about... What is fun? Here. Let me spell it for you. Chorus: Spongebob F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and anytime at all Down here in the deep blue sea Plankton: F is for fire burning the whole town! U is for uranium...... bombs N is for no survivors! Spongebob: Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Do it like this! Spongebob: F is for friends who do stuff together Plankton, interrupting: No! That's completely idiotic! Spongebob: Here, let me help you. Chorus, Spongebob: F is for friendsa who do stuff together U is for you and me, try it! Plankton finishs: N is for anywhere and anytime at all Down here in the deep blue sea! Plakton: Wait. I don't understand this. I feel all tingley inside. Should we stop? Spongebob: No! That's how you're supposed to feel! Plankton: Well, I like it. Let's do it again! Spongebob and Plankton: F is for frolick through all the flowers U is for ukelele N is for nose-picking, cherry gum and sand licking Here with my best buddy! (Laughter)
15 Jun, 2009
M- Success comes easily to you. A- You always want some action R- You are social. A- You always want some action Y- You always make every experience Great. J- Everyone loves you. A- You always want some action V- You are not judgemental. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. T- You have an attitude, a big one. A- You always want some action L- You are always smiling and making others smile. A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people.
06 Jun, 2009
AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER
Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
06 Jun, 2009
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die.
06 Jun, 2009
HOMIES 4 LIFE
FRIENDS: Never ask for food HOMIES: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. HOMIES: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. HOMIES: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fu*ked up...but that sh*t was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. HOMIES: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. HOMIES: Keep your sh*t so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. HOMIES: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. HOMIES: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. HOMIES: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. HOMIES: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. HOMIES: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "b*tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!" FRIENDS: Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you. HOMIES: Will knock them the sh*t out of them!!
04 Jun, 2009
ASK THE SPIRTS 2 GAME
u have to play dis game WARNING:im tellin you dont use ur real name (dont say i didnt warn u)
03 Jun, 2009
i got a NEW fish named BILLY BOB BILLY BOB a BETTA FISH i got 2 now hehe (other named PITBULL) 2 FISHIES FIGHTING FISH MEANS 2 DIFFERENT BOWLS WITCH MEANS 2 MUCH WORK
03 Jun, 2009
good ole' ryme
roll roll roll a joint and pass it down the line take a toke inhale the smoke and blow ur f***!ng mind!!! ha 1st one 2 have dis sh!t so repost dis sh!t
01 Jun, 2009
ill push HANNAH MONTANA and da JONAS BROTHERS out of a flying plane wit nothin 2 help them
01 Jun, 2009
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
01 Jun, 2009
♥ REAl friends r forever ^^
♥ FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fuked up... but that sh!t was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your sh!t so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b!tch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste sh!t." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuk out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!! ~HOMIES 4EVA
01 Jun, 2009
end of school year...
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b****es would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!" Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
01 Jun, 2009
Wat not to do in situations...
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. School lunches stick to the wall. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
01 Jun, 2009
And who are these for?
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store, grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" "Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom." The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?" "Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither." The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister -- then who are they for?" The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother. They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either of those things."
01 Jun, 2009
daddy it hurts (sounds so wrong)
My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar I hear him curse My name I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, 'Im sorry!', I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be affected By this Poem And because U R affected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! post this as daddy it hurts if u do notsend this to everyone you know then you obviously dont care about child abuse at first i thought this was just a chain letter and i wasnt goign to send it either but now i realise that this is an important situation at least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse if you are heartless and
26 May, 2009
"?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?"
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost
26 May, 2009
in my inbox goes the awnser
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...
25 May, 2009
funny BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
24 May, 2009
yes or no
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
23 May, 2009
U KNOW U COULD JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE OR POST ME AS A FRIEND IT DONT MATTER!!!! JUST REMBER "WE RIDE TOGETHER, WE DIE TOGETHER;IF SOME KIND OF THING CHASING AFTER U FROM THE DEAD,HUH EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!'' ((respect))
23 May, 2009
Homies for life
Homies for life IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA ****ER THAT KILLED U! WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER But if zombies were chasen us i'm trippen u
23 May, 2009
WAHT?????? .............BUT 29 POELPE CAN RAED TIHS
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
23 May, 2009
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE RASISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE RACISM A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
16 May, 2009
How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh Your table manners are some cryin' shame You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get cold So eat it I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's gettin' cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken, have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
16 May, 2009
BARNEYS ON FIRE
Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out (kids sayin "kill him" in the background) Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire! This is our secret desire Well hell the flames burn higher Just don't try to put him out (break it down for me fellas!) Barney: I love you...you love me (Barney Screaming) Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired Want your help but stand the flames higher And you better not try to put him out Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead
16 May, 2009
we was in wal-mart. there was a mexian on one aisle. he said essay u work here. i look at him i said essay do uwork here essay. i went to the next asile there was a jamacian. he turned to me and said ay mon do u work here mon. i said mon do it look like i work here mon. i left there was chinese,japanese,black,white, and asian. i ran out of that section. im not going in the forien section again. AND IM NOT RACIST!!!!
16 May, 2009
i live across the street 4rm big foot
i live across the street from big foot. hes tall,harry,and strong. hes very aggravating. hes in the 7th grade in my class. dont mess with him he stinks. he eats his b*****s,his dangriff,'and insects. this is a true story.
16 May, 2009
they once said a blackman will be president when pigs fly. 100 days later *bamm* swine flu.
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