04 Aug, 2009
AWW
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
22 Jul, 2009
i love peace signs
? ← That iz a peace sign
22 Jul, 2009
my original list of random facts
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. House flies have a lifespan of two weeks. A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." the human head is appro. 8 lbs The average person will spend 2 weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! 203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S : The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself. The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year Sitting too close to the TV will not ruin your eyesight. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.LOL The two- foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows Most lipstick contains fish scales Mosquito's are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color. If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. A giraffe has a 20- inch tongue. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable " All polar bears are left handed. Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year! During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog u
22 Jul, 2009
16 things to do in walmartt
16 things to do in wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
10 Jul, 2009
so sad
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
06 Jul, 2009
bob
?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over Mostfungames!!! (please!!)
