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About Me:
i love RANDOMNESS some people describe me as funny,weird and smart.and by the way PEACE
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Aug 4 2009 9:56AM
AWW
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG
MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY
MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD
MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH
MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL!
MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
Jul 22 2009 2:20PM
i love peace signs
☮ ← That iz a peace sign
Jul 22 2009 2:14PM
my original list of random facts
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
House flies have a lifespan of two weeks.
A catfish has approximately 100,000 taste buds.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
the human head is appro. 8 lbs
The average person will spend 2 weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S
: The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year
Sitting too close to the TV will not ruin your eyesight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.LOL
The two- foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows
Most lipstick contains fish scales
Mosquito's are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
A giraffe has a 20- inch tongue.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable "
All polar bears are left handed.
Humans blink over 10,000,000 times a year!
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog u
Jul 22 2009 1:58PM
16 things to do in walmartt
16 things to do in wal-mart

1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look".

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
Jul 10 2009 11:20AM
so sad
A
poem about Child Abuse
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I werent ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlies bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
Im starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Im sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and dont pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
AOne heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
pIs pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Jul 6 2009 4:25PM
bob
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/▌This Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He
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