14 Jul, 2010
dont read if your immature
Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about gross things? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace bulletin, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding? Why is it so easy to purchase beer and Mugs? But so hard to donate 25 cents for a Charity? Why is it so easy to worship a Celebrity? But very difficult to engage with God? Why do people laugh at you for being religious, but praise you for thinking dirty and vain? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at? Repost this as “don’t read if your immature ….seriously” 80 % of you wont repost this. Jesus said: ‘If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father
14 Jul, 2010
fun days
Sunday:: GLoRy Day Monday:: SaD Day Tuesday:: LoVe Day Wednesday:: CuDDLe Day Thursday:: GeNTLe FuCKN Day Friday:: Kiss Day Saturday:: HaRDCoRe FuCKN Day
14 Jul, 2010
a gurls first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME
14 Jul, 2010
racism
HATE RACISM white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
14 Jul, 2010
When she..
When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she stare's at your mouth (Kiss her) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing) When she ignore's you (Give her your attention) When she pull's away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lay's her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steal's your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night) When she tease's you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesnt answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she look's at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she say's that she like's you (She really does more than you could understand, completly true) When she grab's at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bump's into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tell's you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers)
