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My username is misspelled. One of my weird mistakes, but we're human and nothing is better than that. That's it. Peace. P.S I'm taken. ♥
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Feb 12 2015 5:06PM
I am retarded.
Like why am I even?
Like I can't--even.
If i could even, I wouldn't be here.

Damn.

I'm used to be so weird.

Poor blogs.

Poor Family.

Poor everyone who hung out with me.
Apr 25 2013 12:05AM
Boyfriends
I live in a community where socks have
to be washed everyday. That includes
my socks and your socks. I can't believe
the world has resulted in this kind of
torture, so veil and evil it may cause me
to spill my taco.

It's so cold outside, the air is thick, my
hands are shaking, and I smell the dumpster.

These are times when I tell myself I should
have washed my socks, because my feet
are now like two ice pops. Cold and lonely.

That's when I realize at least my boyfriend
can wash my socks tomorrow.

Because I said yes, and he'll receive a gratitude
from my falling taco and forever alone feet.

-Sincerely
Your Girlfriend
Mar 23 2013 11:22PM
Boys aren't jerks
Guys aren't Jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babe



(in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.

However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl "

Girls Post This As "Boys aren't jerks
Mar 23 2013 8:14PM
Relaxing Music
It's wonderful, and so inspiring.
I would jump off a huge cliff into
a pool of water, just by hearing
this fantastic music.

It makes me want to grab my
socks and pull them up to my
knees, and shout to the world
that I finally ate my cheese!

It's a sensation deep within
your heart, that makes you feel
as if you're heart is either having
a heart attack or...it may feel as if
it grew two sizes that day.

To everyone who thought, my heart was
small, you can go suck my large
green feet!

This message was approved
by the Grinch.
Mar 22 2013 1:30AM
F the System
I don't always believe in authority.
Maybe it's actually useful, but who
needs that when you got an entire
country that wants to kill you.

The system is nothing but lies, and
one day I'll blow up all the homework
so kids don't have to suffer, like I did.

Too bad that, in the end the system
won. But, they'll never take me "alive"
but instead they took me dead.

Damn it.

Sincerely,
Osama bin laden
Mar 15 2013 10:51PM
Spaghetti
No I shall not bow down, to your honor.
You will never be the goat king, because
you're not a Bro. And even though, I thought
you loved me, I have now realized that this
was all a dream.

Every morning the bacon smells like cow, and
the eggs taste like pepper, this is an indication,
of our future doom.

Thus 2012 was a lie, but 2020 is going to
kill all of the pieces of spaghetti, and put them
in a barrel, thus leading us to world victory.

This is a message to all spaghetti lovers,
save your world, by eating more spaghetti.

Message brought to you by Sears,
P.s. don't forget to wash your hands.
Mar 15 2013 12:53AM
Lord of the Rings
I don't understand the meaning
of it. I don't know where to find the
golden statue, and it always makes
me feel like I'm not good enough.

When dwarfs are turned into magical
swords, and elves are made into glue
this world will finally be at peace. and
maybe just maybe we won't die...

...to a small, shiny golden ring.
Which is somehow better than any
living creature.

But, I bet it's because I'm batman.

Sincerely,
Gandalf
Mar 14 2013 11:58PM
PUG
You love them, you hate them
and you want to name them Po.

But you've decided that dogs
are rulers of the world. So
instead you gave yourself
a pat on the butt, that means
that you're forever alone.

But then you sniff the air,
touch your butt, with your nose,
and call it a day.

This is the daily life, of a pug.

Sincerely,
My frog
Mar 14 2013 12:00AM
Mind ****
Destiny is something no one will
ever understand. Therefore, I am
no one, As well as everyone else.

But why must our minds chose to
follow tacos, as if we are mere
crumbs scattered on the floor.

And people walk by and eat our
crumbs, and turn us into Beauty
and the Beast.

But not for long, will me continue
to make our minds believe that
we know exactly what we are talking
about.

Because one day, you'll be telling
your kids, about how you got
mind ****ed today.

P.S I don't believe in tacos, and Obama
is a lie. Thus, we must move to world order
and demand others to not eat our tacos
or crumbs.
-Sincerely
Your Mind
Nov 29 2012 1:02AM
Tail bone
Ever felt like you can't sit?
Maybe you should see a
doctor cause you can break
yourself from sitting wrong.

Well, anything is possible.
If you believe in your dreams!

P.s Those are all lies, you don't
even remember half of the dreams,
you dream at night.

So, yeah, tail bones, what's
up with that?
Answer: Airline Food. Ha.

 

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Jul 10 2009 12:33AM

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Jul 7 2009 12:39PM

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SECOND COMMENT!!!
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Jul 7 2009 12:45AM

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