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What's up guys! My name is Jordan, i'm 15 and I do Bmx. I have a Wethepeople Crysis Frame with all custom parts. Im starting to do covers! My Youtube channel is (ImAboveBro) Check it out!
Username : | mirraco11 |
First Name : | jordan |
Last Name : | cydrus |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 06 Nov, 2008 |
26 Mar, 2013
Pierce The Veil
see your'e just wasted in thinking about the past again, Darling you'll be okay.
26 Mar, 2013
Wasted in thinking about the past again.
Pierce The Veil gets me through everything.. I swear.
26 Mar, 2013
Why me.
I want to destroy you and rip every vein from your body. You don't deserve her at all.. I just want her back you worthless piece of s***. I'm tired of f***ing hurting..
24 Mar, 2013
Best song.
And then I found out how hard it is to really change Even hell can get comfy once you've settled in I just wanted the numb inside me to leave No matter how f***ed you get, it's always there when you come back down The funny thing is, all I ever wanted, I already had There's glimpses of heaven in every day In the friends that I have, the music I make The love that I feel, I just had to start again The days are a death wish A witch hunt for an exit I am powerless The fragile, the broken Sit in circles and stay unspoken We are powerless Because we all walk alone on an empty staircase Idle in halls and nameless faces I am powerless Everybody wants to go to Heaven But nobody wants to die I can't fear death no longer I've died a thousand times A wasteful universe And we don't know our soul Was emptiness inside our heads But no one dares to dwell Throw me to the flames Watch me burn Set my world ablaze Watch me burn How are we on a scale of one to ten Could you tell me what you see Do you wanna talk about it How does it make you feel Have you ever taken a blade to your wrist Or have you been skipping meals We're gonna try something new today How does it make you feel Hold me close, don't let go, watch me In this hospital for souls Hold me close, don't let go, watch me In this hospital for souls Hold me close, don't let go, watch me In this hospital for souls Hold me close, don't let go, watch me burn In this hospital for souls won't let go, watch me burn Hold me close, don't let go, watch me burn In this hospital for souls
24 Mar, 2013
Bring me the horizon
And then I found out how hard it is to really change, Even hell can get comfy once you've settled in. I just wanted the numb inside me to leave... No matter how f***ed you get, it's always there when you? come back down. The funny thing is, all I ever wanted, I already had... There's glimpses of heaven in every day, In the friends that I have, the music I make, The love that I feel, I just had to start again.
27 Nov, 2009
:(
i was on my bed and this 4 year old girl sat on my head and i hit ,y lip on a wooden plank :(
17 Nov, 2009
i did
Only 16 people in the whole world can read this Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
12 Nov, 2009
i need a girlfreind
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
02 Nov, 2009
lol i thought of my sister with no tears in my eyes
In 2010 the U.S. goverment will start shiping r****s away. My eyes waterd wen i thought of losing u. B strong and take your crayons.!!!
31 Oct, 2009
lol
its tricky its trick to rock a rhine to rock a rhime to rock a rhime thats right on time
31 Oct, 2009
lol misheard lyrics
i can believe water sink so scratch my eyes out you on ur knees on ur kneeks!
31 Oct, 2009
family guy
glenn quagmire was looking at p*** and he came out the next morning with huge muscles lol
31 Oct, 2009
ridin dirty
i want a mercedes slk55 and ferrari enzo and a porshe carrare gt maybe a lowrider escalde!
31 Oct, 2009
=9
we lost are football game tonight no we lost are winnig streak were 7-1 and there team is 8-0
31 Oct, 2009
lol
my freind tyler always looks high and aks but he hasent smoked since like yesterday lol jk
31 Oct, 2009
lol
ok im over it god im so bored and tired but i dont wont to go to bed cuz if i go to bed then i wake up abd feel high hahahah cool
31 Oct, 2009
lol
and when he luaphs he turns from pale white to bright red so i call him strawberry dipped in white choclate
31 Oct, 2009
ewwwwwwww! so effin nasty
you momma so nasty she poors saltater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
30 Oct, 2009
KNIFE CALLED LUST
LETS DO SOME DRUGS AND FALL IN LOVE AND GET EFFED UP WHILE THE WORLD JUST SHRUGS
30 Oct, 2009
2pac
it on me im still havin memories of high speeds when the cops crash as i luaph pushin the gas as my glocks blast we was yung but we was dum be we had heart in the dark were we survived though the bad parts many dreams is what i had and many wishes no hesitation of and extirmnation of snitches with all the ******* they still cintuine you persue me i couple of movies now the whole world trying to screw me even the cops tried to sew so what can i do but stay true sippn 22's brews and now the medias trying to test me got the press asking question trying to stress me miseryis all i see thatsminds state my history with the police shakes the crime rate my main man got 2 strikes slipped got arressted and flipped and screamed THUG LIFE!~ and empteid the clip
30 Oct, 2009
lil wayne ft the game my life
and im grindin till im tired if you aint grindin till you die so im grindin with my eyes wyde looking to find a way throught the day and a life of the night dear lord you done took so mny of my people im just wondering why you havent takin my life
30 Oct, 2009
down jay sean ft lil wanye
like she sopposed to be she gets down low for me down like her tempature cuz to me shez zero degreez she cold like overfreeze i got that girl from oversees now shes my miss america now can i be her soilder plzz im fighting for this girl on the battlefield of love dont it look like baby cupis sendin arrows from above dont you ever leave the side of me indefinatly not probaly and honest im down like the economy!
30 Oct, 2009
lil im at war
sulate to all the veterans and girl ur love is like a nuclear wepon im i 5 star purple hearted purple spott camofluagerfolow evey one of my command and orders you can just call me captin carter so let the missles rain on ur parade cuz my love is a soldier and my heart is a grenade kabloom! ill bomb any platton just call me worl war tune
30 Oct, 2009
dum
who tries to say their a celebrity like (real) miley cyrus its dum becuase apperently thers more than on miley
26 Oct, 2009
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i dont feel good =(
17 Oct, 2009
donuts...
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16 Oct, 2009
omg that so effin kool
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10 Oct, 2009
bye bye ohhh yeah 20...1 blogs thats right
im tired for real his time i have to et up early night night and sweet dreasm lol jk
10 Oct, 2009
lol
s***s 4 u if you lost urs ....im srry i didnt mean it or did i....i dont know if i did i forgot lol
10 Oct, 2009
how that i would give a cookie but i eated it
im so srry if someones wife burned to death i did not know i applijize and im now ur best freind
10 Oct, 2009
ohh noo!
omg omg im running out of things to say ummmmmmmm hi im jordan ohh crap i already said that! :(
10 Oct, 2009
lolzzzzz!
i dont like like but everything i say is a lie exept that and that and that and that and that....
09 Oct, 2009
lol
on gta iv it was awsome i whas in a helicopetr and jumped out on to and other helicopter blade online ps3
09 Oct, 2009
ok....
im really bored and this is boring and taking to long but i will acclomplish the blogs
09 Oct, 2009
scared
this is really hard my fingers are tired an dim tired and lonley no ones around and im listneing to linkin park
09 Oct, 2009
lolz
ohh ummm no cant say that ohh i know woops cant tsay that am i random nah jk ur random i know
09 Oct, 2009
hi again
bye the end of the night im goin to have huge muskles becuase im tioping so much
09 Oct, 2009
lolz
linkin park is awsome! ive become so numb!cuaght in the undertoe just cuaght in the undertoe.
03 Oct, 2009
paste!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
01 Oct, 2009
lol i laphed so hard when i read this
pssstttt... pass it on itz a HUGE secret..... but shhhh I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
29 Sep, 2009
C♥♥L
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28 Sep, 2009
=)
Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u ...
14 Sep, 2009
love rose
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13 Sep, 2009
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13 Sep, 2009
lol!
Jack n Jill went up the hill,n smoked some marijuana, Jack got high,unzipped his fly,n asked Jill do u wanna Jill said yes,pulled up her dress,n then they had some fun But stupid Jill forgot the pill,n now they have a f'n son
08 Sep, 2009
100TH eFFiN Blog!
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08 Sep, 2009
ANOTHER UGH!
I HATE MATH SO FRICKEN MUCH YOU SIT THEER AND THE TEREACHER YELLS AT YOU FOR THE HOLE 45 MINUTES!
08 Sep, 2009
if you disagree tell me
olScrEAmelo has the most profile views no matter what! like 542 thousand
08 Sep, 2009
im watching you... i made this!
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05 Sep, 2009
thats sad =(
girl: Um hi i need to tell you somthing Boy: what? Girl: I like you Boy No way your so dam ugly Girl: But....I thought that...... Boy: I'll never like you girl runs off crying Later... girls phone rings "Hi honey its mom ill be home soon love You bye" Girl grabs knife goes in the bathroom and cries. Mom: honey im Home! then the mom hears a scream and finds the girl bleeding to death in the bathroom and she tells her i love you and dies then her mom looked up and was horrified by seeing blood on the wall saying ASK HIM AM I PRETTY ENOUGH NOW Copy & paste this if you think looks shouldnt matter and all that should count is whats on the inside
01 Sep, 2009
45 shinedown
send away for a pricless gift one not subtle one not on the list send away for a perfect world one not simply so absurd in the times of doing what ur told you keep thes feelings none no`s what ever happened to the yung mans heart swollowed by pain as he slowely fell apart and im starring down the barrel of a 45! swimming through the ashes of another life no real reason to accecpt the way things have changed staring down the barrel of a 45 send a message to the unborn child keep your eyes openfor a while in a box high up on a shelf left for you no one else thers a peice of a puzzle known as life wrapped in guilt silled up tight what ever happend to the yung mans heart swallowed by pain as he slowely fell apart every ones pointing there fingers always kindiming me! and nobady no` what i believe i beileve
31 Aug, 2009
2009 COUPLES
98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute
31 Aug, 2009
tru love♥
Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road.. Girl: Slow down! Im scared! Guy: No, this is fun! Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me. (In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
31 Aug, 2009
DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE TO DO THIS? CUZ I DO
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this? cuz i do
23 Aug, 2009
im worth $4535!=) LOL!
Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [] Under 5'4 - $95 age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [x] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ x] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [x] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x ] Green - $750 [x ] Red - $600 [x ] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750
22 Aug, 2009
MR AND MS BUNNY ARE IN LOVE♥♥♥♥
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22 Aug, 2009
L!nK!n P4rK RULES!
MY FAV SONGS ARE NUMB IN THE END ONE STEP CLOSER BREAKING THE HABIT NEW DIVIVDE LEAVE OUT ALL THE REST =)
22 Aug, 2009
BuLL3t FoR mY v4lL3Nt!n3
my favrite song by bfmv: is tears dont fall all these things 4 words scream aim fire 10 years today
20 Aug, 2009
LOL~!
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Finch decided that breathing wasnt cool!!put this in your profile if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background
13 Aug, 2009
linkin park rules!i made this!
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11 Aug, 2009
50TH blog!!!!!!!!!!
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11 Aug, 2009
CHLD ABUSE SUCKS!
A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD
11 Aug, 2009
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should i keep element logo or put up my shoes i created and bout them???
11 Aug, 2009
another qu!zM♥??♠♣♦•?•zx?
What color is your favorite hoodie? black and white famuos jacket How are you feeling RIGHT now? tired Whats the closest thing to you thats red?ketchup Are you emotional? idk What are you listening to right now? bullet for my valetine Ever been on a train?nope Ever been in love? yep Ever walked into a wall? nope Last time you cried?like 4 weeks ago Do you or dislike more than 3 people? ohh yeah!!!!!! What is your favorite animal? white tiger Do you remember your dreams? no What color is your hair brush? gold Do you sleep with a teddy bear?nope What is your middle name? Do you own slippers?yah Ever mixed all the sodas from the machine and drank it?all the time Do you wear makeup?no Do you get annoyed by mosquitoes? yes! What brand are your shoes? nike 6.0 Do you laugh at just about anything? no What are you doing tomorrow?idk The year you were born? 1997 Ever been to a bonfire party? all the time Are you afraid of the dark? heck no Is it easier to forgive or to forget? idk Where is your cell phone? at my cusins house When was the last time you yelled at someone? yesterday What was your childhood nickname?crash Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five? yeas Have you ever shoplifted?maybe Ever painted each fingernail a differnt color? no Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?no Ever made a creation out of duct tape?yes
11 Aug, 2009
color splash awsome
im going to take a reall picture of mself with color splash its going to look awsome
11 Aug, 2009
i believe ?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
11 Aug, 2009
awsomeness
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10 Aug, 2009
16 things to do in walmart!!?♥?♦♣♠•??
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
10 Aug, 2009
MR.BUNNY AND MS BUNNY IS MINE! I MADE IT!
MR AND MIS IS BUNNY IS MINE I MADE !!!! JUS T MAKIN SURE YOU GET THE MESSAGE
10 Aug, 2009
MR.BUNNY AND MS BUNNY ARE WATCHING YOU..
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07 Aug, 2009
HI!~!~!~!!~!~!~!!~!~!~!!~!
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
05 Aug, 2009
whats ur mean???
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes im a s**y beastly skater with beautiful eyes
05 Aug, 2009
Qu!z
1. What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?:megan fox 2. Did you get anough sleep last night?plenty 3. What's the first thing you thought about this morning?: i gotta pee 4. What's the last thing you thought about before you went to bed?:yawned iim tired 5. What do you have handy at your bedside?: my bros knife and mine 6. What makes you unique?: falling down thats how i got named crash 7. Are you afraid of the dark?: heck no! 8. Favorite hangout?: mall 9. 3 things you cannot live without?:music and my family 10.Favorite song?:bullet for my vallentine all these things 11. What are you afraid of?: idk?? 12. Are you a giver or a taker?: idk??? 13. What are your nicknames?: crash flash idk y 14.What is your Dad's middle name?: richard 15. What is your Mom's middle name?: idk?? 16. What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?:my phone 17. Favorite TV commercial?dont have one 18. Who's your cellphone provider?: sprint 19. First thing you will save in a fire?:my money and family 20. Whats your favorite color?: black 21. What are the things you always take with you?:cell fone 22. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?: famous bmx rider 23. What do you usually do when the clock turns 10:10?:idk??? 24. What's the color of your bedsheet?: dark blue 25. What's the last thing you do before you go to bed?turn off the lights
05 Aug, 2009
AGE DONT MATTER
Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared aboutyou and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love.'' That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will.'' iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11
02 Aug, 2009
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my birthday tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!! =)
29 Jul, 2009
WHATS UR NAME MEAN???
A- U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION B- YOUR ALWAYS CAUTIOUS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING NEW PPL C- U DEFINETLY HAVE A PARTY SIDE D- YOUR SUPER EFFIN COOL E- YOU ARE POPULAR WITH ALL TYPES OF PPL. F- FANTASTIC CHARACTERISTICS, U BRIGHTEN THE ROOM EVRYWARE U GO G- U ALWAYS HAVE/GET SOME ACTION H- U HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY +LOOKS I- LOVE IS SUMTHIN U DEEPLY BEE-LEEV IN. J- EVERYONE LOVES U K- U LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS L- U R ALWAYS SMILING AND MAKING PPL SMILE M- SUCCESS COMES 2 U EASILY N- U CAN B VERY "FUN" IN BED O- U LOVE FORPLAY P- U R FRIENDLY AND UNDERSTANDING. Q- U R A HYPOCRYTE R- U R SOCIAL S- PPL THINK U R SO ****, ESPECIALLY UR BF/GF T- U HAV AN ATTITUDE, A BIG ONE U- U USUALLY R HELLA TIGHT V- U R NOT JUDGEMENTAL W- U R VERY BROAD MINDED X- U NEVR LET PPL TELL U WUT TO DO Y- U ALWAYS MAKE EVRY EXPERIANCE GREAT Z- U HAVE TROUBLE TUSTING PPL ME J-EVERY ONE LOVES YOU O-U LOVE FORPLAY R-U R SOCIAL D-UR SUPER F`IN COOL A-U ALWAYS WANT SOME ACTION N-U CAN BE VERY FUN IN BED
28 Jul, 2009
>=(
im really mad becuase i was tiping for about thirty minutes and it would let me submit >=( it was bullet for my vallentine all these things i hate revolve around me
16 Jun, 2009
copy and paste
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....
15 Jun, 2009
bob!~!~!~!~!~!~!
?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames
15 Jun, 2009
sad
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
15 Jun, 2009
lol!
93% of gurlz would cry if they saw miley cyrus on top of sears ready 2 jump. =] copy nd past this if ur 1 of the 7% that would say...........JUMP b**** JUMP!!!! i would
15 Jun, 2009
cross
_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile
10 Jun, 2009
jump!
JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP 95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump '
09 Jun, 2009
FUNNY!
A little girl and he mother were taking a walk in the park when they stumbled on two dogs having s**. The little girl asked her mom. What are they doing? Not knowing what to say the mom quickly answers, they are baking a cake. The next morning the little girl walks up to her mom and says. Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing last night, the mom asks what?.... you two where baking a cake. The mom asks and how do you know? The little girl says cause I licked the icing off the couch.
09 Jun, 2009
awsomeness
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08 Jun, 2009
weird math
s** is like math you add the bed subtract the clothes dived the legs leave ur solution and pray you dont multiply copy and paste right after you read this
06 Jun, 2009
tears dont fall bfmv
lets go! with blood shot eyes i watch u sleepn the warmth i feel beside is slowly fading would she hear me if i called her name would she hold me if she knew my shame theres always something different going on the path that i walk in the wrong direction theres always something f**king hanging on can anybody help me make things better your tears dont fall and crash around me her concius calls guilty to come home the moments die i hear no screaming the visions left inside me are slowly fading would she hear me if i called her name would she hold me if she knew my shame theres something diffrent always going on i took the path in the wrong direction theres always sommething f**king hanging on an anybody help me make thing better your tears dont fall and crash around me her consuios calls guilty to come home ow yeah! this battered room ive seen before the broken bones they heal me no more no more with my last breath im choking will this ever end im hoping my world is over one more time lets go! would she hear me is i called her name will she hold me if she knew my shame there always something diffrent going on the path i walk in the wrong direction theres always something f**king hanging on can anybody make things better ow yeah her tears dont fall and crash around me her consius calls guilty to come home better her tears dont fall and crash around me her consiuns call the guilty to come home
30 Nov, -0001
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