26 Mar, 2017
It's Been A While
Does anyone still use this site? It's pretty outdated. Miss my old friends. A lot has happened since I last posted. I hope everyone is well.
20 Dec, 2013
Ugh >.<
I'm bored out of my mind. Someone should message me
17 Jun, 2013
I'm so old
I celebrated my 17th birthday not too long ago. It was pretty freaking awesome. I got the two most amazing presents ever. I got a beautiful female Ball Python that I named Goliath. I also got tickets to see the Blue Man Group with my mom. This was probably the best birthday ever.
17 Mar, 2012
good night...
Let's all hope that I'm still alive in the morning...
16 Mar, 2012
That was fun!!!
South by Southwest (SXSW), Sixth Street, Austin, Texas. Most fun I've ever had
15 Mar, 2012
I feel quite proper
I just realized that whenever I go to drink something, my pinky goes up. I am royalty. Me gusta.
15 Mar, 2012
The breakfast of champions
Big Red and a King Size Hershey Bar. Fuck yeah
15 Mar, 2012
i hope someone responds to this...
Bored and not feeling well. Anyone wanna try and cheer me up?
15 Mar, 2012
OW!!!
I never knew that could hurt so much... >_<"
13 Mar, 2012
FINALLY!!
Just got home been gone all day. Six hours total in the car. It was fun, though.
12 Mar, 2012
*shrug*
Haters gonna hate
01 Jan, 2012
Happy New Year!!
I hope this year of 2012 will be better than all of the years before it. Hope for the best and keep your head up because better things will come. Happy New Year to all.
01 Jan, 2012
im so happy!!
i have a trampoline!! ^-^
23 Dec, 2011
=D
i has a pomegranate ^-^ i ish happeh
16 Dec, 2011
IM SO F*CKING HYPER!!!
-jumps up and down for 5 minutes straight then bounces off the walls then runs around naked screaming-
06 Dec, 2011
grrrr...
I'm trying to convince my parents to let me get minecraft. It's not working too well....
03 Dec, 2011
I'm a pyromaniac
I just got back from my grandma's house where we burned this huge wood pile. God, I love watching stuff burn. And as an added bonus, I smell like smoke. ^-^
30 Nov, 2011
I hope I don't die
The bread said best by yesterday...
30 Nov, 2011
i AM crazy
Call me crazy, but it's times like these when I'm sitting at home bored that I sometimes wish I could go to school...
11 Dec, 2010
=(
*sigh* i hate being single
13 Aug, 2010
WORLD DOMINATION!!!! mwahahaha
I'm going to take over the world with evil gummy bears, Gir, ninja penguins, cupcakes, and robotic gnomes Wanna join??
05 Aug, 2010
pissed off
imma kill and rape the dead body of the next person that says "lol" to me. chu gotz it????
05 Aug, 2010
hehehe ^-^
im really hyper rite now. message me!!! or else the bunny gets it o.O (\_/) (^_^) (> <) (''')(''')
01 Aug, 2010
hahaha
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31 Jul, 2010
its mine!! 0.o
i just made pizza ^-^ and u cant have any!!!!! o.O
30 Jul, 2010
O.O
theres like mouses in my wall... and theyre makin lotz of noise and its creepy o.O
28 Jul, 2010
i got bored... :/
Put an "X" in all the situations that have happened to you! 1. [X] I have walked into a glass/screen door. 2. [X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen. 3. [X] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die. 4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. 5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers. 6. [X] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire. 7. [ ] I've told a cop to **** off and/or teacher 8. [X] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth. 9. [X] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird. 10. [X] I've caught myself drooling 11. [ ] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion. >: D 12. [X] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh. 13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times. 14. [X] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. 15. [X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... 16. [X] I just tried to lick my elbow. 17. [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me. 18. [X] People always tell me to use my "inside voice" 19. [X] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. 20. [X] I use my fingers to do simple math. 21. [X] I've jumped off a moving vehicle 22. [X] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less. 23. [X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. 24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't. 25. [X] I've removed my pants when I was with friends. 26. [X] I've ran around naked when I was with friends 27. [X] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. 28. [X] I "accidentally break" a lot of things. 29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me. 30. [X] I put my head to the side when I'm confused
25 Jul, 2010
Haha
It's Christmas in July!!!! Yay! :D Merry Christmas everyone ;)
23 Jul, 2010
Just plain weird
Ok I was listening to my iPod on shuffle and I had to go brush my teeth. I took my iPod to the bathroom with me. The song that started playing as soon as I started brushing my teeth? Dental Care by Owl City. I found that a little creepy.
26 Jun, 2010
OMG!!!
The most AWESOME thing happen the other day!!! ……… Oh crap! I forgot…
23 Jan, 2010
Way. Too. Many. Times.
l..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l......O.l PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l
14 Jan, 2010
Emo ppl r awesome
???????? ???????? ????????Put this on your page if you are emo or support emos
14 Jan, 2010
Kewl
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥
14 Jan, 2010
Awwww
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_|
14 Jan, 2010
Music is kewl
???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? Copy And Paste If You Love Music
14 Jan, 2010
Racism is wrong
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." A black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
14 Jan, 2010
I got bored
Pop goes the weasel
14 Jan, 2010
Lol
My school has wifi. I've never been so excited to go to school
02 Jan, 2010
Pet rabbit with sharing problems
(\_/) ('_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(>_<) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U
02 Jan, 2010
Beautiful blue eyes (it's totally true)
You tend to appreciate life, and you enjoy a relaxing environment free of worry or work. You have a sense of beauty and are extremely stubborn even if all odds are against you. You sometimes set goals but they usually don't play an important role in your life meaning that it usually isn't a big deal if you don't reach it. When it comes to getting what you want you sometimes do whatever is necessary and occasionally get depressed when you don't get it. People also have to sometimes watch out for your temper. Even though it takes a lot to get you angry it takes a lot more to calm you down again.
03 Oct, 2009
no gum for me
A canadian man was having coffee and croissants with b***er and jam in a Vancouver diner when an American guy, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored him, but the American nevertheless started up a conversation The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat whole bread?" Annoyed, the Canadian answered, "of Course" The American blew a huge bubble and grinned, "We dont. In the States we only eat whats inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canadians." The canadian listened quietly, but the American persiisted, "do ya eat jelly with bread?" The Canadian sighed, "Of course" Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to Canadians" The Canadian then asked:"Do you have s** in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Of course" The Canadian leaned closer and asked,"And what do you do with the condoms once your done with them?" The American replied,"We throw them away of course" The Canadian smiled, "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Americans as gum!"
13 Jun, 2008
practice
Practice makes perfect, but no one's perfect, so why practice.
