11 Mar, 2011

About me!!

About you : • whats your full name - Mia Nicole Yvette Bailey ( I have 2 middle names) • when was your birth date - August 18,1997 • what's your gender - Female • how tall are you - '5,6" • where were you born - Chester County, Pennsylvania • what are your nicknames - Mimi, Mila, Alice, mouse your appearance; • what color are your eyes - brown (they change color) • what color is your hair - dark brown (light brown or reddish in the summer) • what kind of hair style do you have - I normally keep it out, but a ponytail right now. • do you have a nice smile - I guess... • do you find yourself hot- not really :( ?do you have piercings - just my ears love and disbelief's; • love at first sight - not really • loving someone forever - It could happen • soul mates - of course • open relationships - I find it awkward • being faithful forever- sure • cheating - never friendships; • best guy friend - Chris • best girl friend - Ciara • who is your best friend - Ciara • did you lose any friends- Yes :( • did you make any new friends- yep! • do you know your true friends - yes I do your lasts • person you kissed - Jason <3 • person you talked to- nobody • person you hugged - Jason • person you called - I don't know • person to call you - Jason • person to tell you I love you - Jason had you ever; • played strip poker - no • skinny dipped - no • sang in front of a crowd - yep! • failed a test- yes • kissed the same s**- maybe ;) but I'm not bi • cried yourself to sleep - yes plenty of times • punched a wall - yes • tried to commit suicide - yes • drank - yes • ran around naked -no

26 Jun, 2010

:)

1. What is your name: Mia (pronounced mea the e sound is long) 2. A four letter word: love 3. A Girl's name: Alice 4. A Boys name: Joseph 5. An occupation: Singer 7. Something you wear: shorts 8. A food: fettuccine Alfredo 9. Something found in the bathroom: soap? 10. A place: Kind of Pressia Mall!! 11. A reason for being late: my dog ate my alarm clock 12. Something you shout: F**K YOU!! 13. A movie t**le: Eclipse 14. Something you drink: Monster!! 15. A musical group or singer: Carrie Underwood 16. An animal: Cat 17. A street name: Coatestreet 18. A type of car: Porsche 19. Name of a song: Temporary home by Carrie Underwood 20. A school subject: Math 21. A celebrity: Jackson Rathbone

26 Jun, 2010

FAKES!!

85% of the ppl on this fkn website r either a**holes or fakes! Or both! The other 15% are ppl like me, REAL!!!!!! If u agree to this re-post it, and t**le it "FAKES!!"

26 Jun, 2010

I jumped with a sexy boy because I have amazing boobs :D

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a taco 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

04 Jun, 2010

:P

1.what color shirt are u wearing? Blue 2.what did the last text you got say? I love you 3.what were you doing before getting on you computer? eating cereal 4.have you ever drank before? nizz 5.IF you could meet one famous person who would it be? JACKSON RATHBONE!! 6.IF you could kill ONE person who would it be? my enemy (the b**** knows who she is) 7.who said "I love you" last to you? My dad (lolz) 8.who said "hi"or"hey" last to you ? My bestie Lissa (melissa) 9.when was the last time you were sad? 20 mins ago 10.where is the nearest store to you? 10 mins away 11.when was the last time you did Mugs? i don't do Mugs 12.who was the last person that talk to you? My sister 13.when was the last time you were kissed? Last night ;)

26 May, 2010

How does your name describe you???

(my full name) M- Success comes easily to you. I- Love is something you deeply believe in A- damn good kisser N- So Hott I- Love is something you deeply believe in C You're wild and crazy O- You are one of the best in bed. ;) L- You are cute E- You have a nice a** B- You fall in love quickly A- damn good kisser I- Love is something you deeply believe in L- You are cute E- You have a nice a** Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a** F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard... repost this and tell the world what you are!

14 May, 2010

I gotta tell you something important!!

I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

12 May, 2010

Love

Hearts are just a symbol but Love is the real thing. It always starts out as just a fling but then you get older and he gives you the ring It makes you so happy you just want to sing! Their love for you is an unconditional thing but never let it go back to a stupid little fling

20 Apr, 2010

Questions #2 (answer in mii inbox)

boys olny please ANSWER IN INBOX How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

20 Apr, 2010

Questions #1 (answer in mii inbox)

Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y guy [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf/bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] gf/bf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

18 Apr, 2010

PinkyToilet Brains

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose… The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants”, by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to a**ume new names….. for example, George Bush’s new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure. Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = b***ercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hampster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = b*** l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Hey I hope this made ya laugh! It’s also really funny if you check out what some of your friends names would be! Just be glad The Evil Professor Poopypants hasnt taken over!!! Now when you forward this..use your new name as the “title of the subject line

14 Apr, 2010

Boys aren't jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s"

09 Apr, 2010

:'(

I'm sad...because I'm single and it s***s being single :'(

09 Apr, 2010

NO BOYFRIEND

put NO GIRLFRIEND if boy NO BOYFRIEND if girl or TAKEN if ur taken and a miracle will happen tonite ps. dont ignore, youll regret it repost in 1 min!!!!

05 Apr, 2010

List of Cullens (I put the names of my friends next to the chracters)

Carlisle Cullen = No one Esme Cullen = Emilee Patel Edward Cullen = No one Bella Swan = Cayleigh Skulrak Alice Cullen = Me!! Jasper Hale = No one Rosalie Hale = Racheal Jordan Emmett Cullen = David Tatum You don't know any of these people...but I would be willing to get a Jasper ;)

31 Mar, 2010

Broken heart of emo #2

???? ? RIP? ...??... if you are depressed, emo and/or single repost this as Broken heart of emo #___ and put a new # going up and your life will get better if you see someone post this blog message them to help

27 Mar, 2010

I love you

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would do this for some 1 i loved~

24 Mar, 2010

I am...

???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? i am

24 Mar, 2010

I LIKE SOMEONE<3

Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES

22 Mar, 2010

Wow

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!

19 Mar, 2010

Why?

Why do you always avoid me everytime I try to talk you? I'm sorry if I haven't been here...but...its not my fault...I've just been really busy..will you please talk to me? Are you mad at me? if so...then what did I do? Please don't be a stranger... :(

10 Mar, 2010

ily!! <3

If there is someone you really love and you know you want to be more than friends (that person knows who I'm talking about) copy and paste this on your profile to let them know you care strongly about them!! <3

10 Mar, 2010

GRRR!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!! The freakin director of my stupid school play is going to make me get arrested!! I am SOOO going to KILL HIM!!!! That mother f-ing douchebag!! UGH I can STAND him!! right now I don't give a f**k about Peter Pan..so he can go play in traffic... >:(

09 Mar, 2010

UGH!!

OMFG!!! My grades are slipping and my mom has a parent-teacher conference today!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!! I am soooo dead!!! and on top of that I have a HUGE headache!!! HELP MEEEE!!!! Please?

08 Mar, 2010

Racism is wrong

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a mexican man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked."You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a mexican man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.""Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the mexican man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.If you are against racism, repost this!

08 Mar, 2010

Why would you wait?

Why would you wait until its too late? why would you wait to procrastinate? why would you wait knowing I don't hate...but still love you?

01 Mar, 2010

Bored...

I'm like..super bored..so message me...

28 Feb, 2010

Answer these...

1. If I fell would you catch me? 2. Would you kiss me on the first date? 3. Would you walk me home? 4. If I said I loved you how would you respond? 5. How cute am I? (1-10) 6. Would I be cute, hot, or s**y? 7. What would you do if we were alone in a room together? 8. If we had children what would you name them? 9. Would you hold my hand in public? 10. Would you answer these questions as honest as possible?

27 Feb, 2010

....

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

27 Feb, 2010

I love Jesus

/_/ \/\ \_\** / /_/** \ If U Got Love 4 JESUS \_\/\**\ CHRIST Copy This & ~..\_\*/Put it on ur profile

19 Feb, 2010

Eh...

I am totally AWESOME!!!! I am talking to the guy I am like MADLY in love with,talking to my best friend AND cleaning at the same time...I am f***ing awesome like that!!

16 Feb, 2010

Bad Mood

I'm in a p***y mood today so don't f*** with me...

14 Feb, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's day everyone!! I love you!! (thinking about him...I love him so much <3)

12 Feb, 2010

Totally

You say Rap I say Screamo You say im a Homo I say your a Flaming Fagot You say Green and Pink I say Black and Red You say Taylor Swift and Kanye West I say Slipknot and Winds of Plague You call me a b**** I deck you in your face You say Smoking is bad I say Smoking is good for you -lights up cig- Copy and Past if you agree

09 Feb, 2010

I am sooo part of that 5% lmao

95% of teenage girls would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus on the sears tower getting ready 2 jump. Copy and paste this to your blog if you are part of the 5% who would yell "JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!"

09 Feb, 2010

EVERY GUY SHOULD DO THIS!!!

If i dont call you [Its because im waiting for you to call me] When i walk away from you mad [Follow me] When i stare at your mouth [Kiss me] When i push you or hit you [Grab me and dont let go] When i start cussing at you [Kiss me and tell me you love me] When im quiet [Ask me whats wrong] When i ignore you [Give me your attention] When i pull away [Pull me back] When you see me at my worst [Tell me im beautiful] When you see me start crying [Hold me and tell me everything will be alright] When you see me walking [Sneak up and hug my waist from behind] When im scared [Protect me] When i lay my head on your shoulder [Tilt my head up and kiss me] When i grab at your hands [Hold mine and play with my fingers] When i tease you [Tease me back and make me laugh] When i dont answer for a long time [reassure me that everything is okay] When i look at you with doubt [Back yourself up] When i say that i like you [I really do more than you could understand] When i bump into you [bump into me back and make me laugh] When i tell you a secret [keep it safe and untold] When i look at you in your eyes [dont look away until i do] When i miss you [im hurting inside] When you break my heart [the pain never really goes away] When i say its over [i still want you to be mine]

09 Feb, 2010

awww poor baby....I wouldn't do this to my child....

MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!

09 Feb, 2010

People who abuse children can rott in hell

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

09 Feb, 2010

:'(

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, " God, why? Why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lieing on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

09 Feb, 2010

this is kinda kool :)

facts I know about ppl reading this: 1. ur reading this comment 2.now ur saying/thinking that's a stupid fact 4. u didn't notice I skipped 3 5. ur checking it now 6. ur smiling 7. ur still reading this comment 8. u know all of this is true 10. u didn't notice I skipped 9 11. ur checking it now 12. u didn't notice there are olny 10 facts IF U POST THIS TOMORROW WILL B THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!

09 Feb, 2010

rofl

If Hannah Montana said that suicide was cool more than 98% of our American population would suddenly die off if u are in the 2% that would be rolling on ur floor laughing post this message to ur blog

09 Feb, 2010

F*** Zac Efron

95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!":]

09 Feb, 2010

Idk

WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

08 Feb, 2010

All Alone

I feel as if no one cares about me anymore there is nobody to go to for help anymore....my life has officially come to an end...all those years of torture, well its time for payback. I've been teased and pushed around my entire life and its time to put it to an end! So anybody who has ticked me off will NEVER see the light of day EVER again!!

30 Jan, 2010

I guess it was never meant to be

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

30 Jan, 2010

My first and last name....

M-success comes easy to u I-love is something u deeply believe in A-damn good kisser B- u fall in love quickly A-damn good kisser I-love is something u deeply believe in L- u r cute E-u have a nice a** Y- u are one of the best bf/gf anyone could ever have A-damn good kisser B- u fall in love quickly C-ur wild and crazy D-u have one of the best personalities eva E-u have a nice a** F-people totally adore u G-u have a very good personality and looks H-u neva let people tell u wat to do I-love is something u deeply believe in J-everybody loves u K-u like to try new things L- u r cute M-success comes easy to u N-so hot O-u r one of the best in bed P-u r popular with all types of people Q-u r a hypicrite R-fxckin s**y S-ur loyal to those u love T- ur damn s**y U-u r really chill V-ur not judgmental W-u r very broad minded X-u never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- u are one of the best bf/gf anyone could ever have Z-u like it in the but very hard

16 Jan, 2010

I'm a preppy slut with amazing eyes

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

15 Jan, 2010

I have cheated

if u have cheated on somebody that u truly luv and never meant to do what u did and u hope they no ur sorry then repost this as i have cheated

09 Jan, 2010

LMAO!

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a and then the dad calls the wife a "and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a and a and the mom says "well, a is a lady and a is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your in my !" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a and ?" His moms says "Well Billy, a is a hat and a is a hat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "" and billy said "Dad, whats And then his dad says "Well billy, is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ?" "Well billy is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello and , may i take your and , my dad's upstairs wiping off his face, and my mom is in the kitchenthe Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

08 Jan, 2010

I jumped with a sexy boy because I love to party

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

08 Jan, 2010

Age doesnt matter

Matters Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

08 Jan, 2010

?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost

01 Jan, 2010

I really don't care who answers this...

yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:

01 Jan, 2010

Idiots...rofl

95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this

01 Jan, 2010

Music Lover!!!

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31 Dec, 2009

I have friends like this...

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

31 Dec, 2009

Comment Meee!!

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31 Dec, 2009

She was Pushed

About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

30 Dec, 2009

^_^ imaa hott

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? post this if anyones called you hott ^_^ ~gigglez~

30 Dec, 2009

I am different

Some people may say I'm like everybody else.....but boy are they wrong.....there is something about me that is very dangerous to be known to Humans....I am not human but I'm not an Alien Either....

30 Dec, 2009

What are you?

haha I'm a silly s*** with amazing eyes What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

30 Nov, -0001

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