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Member Since: 09/06/2009
Last Login: 10/29/2011
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in a world we would never understand, United States
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I hate when people start shyt with me for no reason

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Dec 31 2009 3:45AM
:/
Im so lonely
Dec 31 2009 3:30AM
Uh
I should be alsleep but I'm not tired
Dec 30 2009 3:24PM
Mmmmmmmo
Beer beer beer beer it's fun
Dec 30 2009 2:05PM
:(
Y nobody wants to talk to me
Dec 30 2009 1:47PM
Lol
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush foreveryou must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy
Dec 30 2009 1:43PM
Bored
Listening to gym class heroes Cupid chokehold
Dec 29 2009 2:46PM
xbox360
playing left for dead 2 or ncaa010 or mornder wafare 2
Dec 21 2009 4:28PM
yay
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Dec 21 2009 12:42PM
weird
¥••®Øý247••¥ y2k lol
Dec 20 2009 12:05AM
lol
wat to do im so bored

 

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funnygurl
Jan 3 2010 2:07PM

SPONGEBOB GOT PATRICK,
TIGGER GOT POOH,
DORA GOT BOOTS,
AND I GOT A COOL ASS MUTHA ****N FRIEND LIKE YOU!!
SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND U LOVE INCLUING ME!♥
funnygurl
Jan 2 2010 1:15AM

sup person.
danaaquilina4
Dec 31 2009 5:01PM

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COC A COLA
dasey
Dec 31 2009 12:25PM

WOO-HOO! HEY!
dasey
Dec 31 2009 12:25PM

WOO-HOO! HEY!
♥Wolfy_girl♥
Dec 31 2009 4:01AM

thnx for da add..i just got bored and lonely :(
dadude51
Dec 30 2009 8:56PM

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danaaquilina4
Oct 30 2009 12:07PM

THE FUN TEST! Okay, get a piece of paper, and number it 1-8!
Don't look down at the answers or it won't work!!!!
1. What color are your eyes?
2. Do y ou have long, medium, or short hair?
3. Is your hair blonde, brown, red, or black?
4. Do you want an outside wedding, or one in a church?
5. Would you rather have a
dog, cat, or bird?
6. Do you like red roses, or white?
7. What's your favorite color out of silver, blue, or yellow?
8. Pick a number (1-10)
*~*~* Now Make 2 wishes*~*~*
Wishes! Wishes! Wishes! Wishes!Wishes! Wishes! Wishes! Wishes!Wishes!
Now the Results*~*~
Eye Color! green- creative, blue- strong, brown- active, hazel- energetic, gray- quiet
Hair Length! long- smart,
but act wild , medium- You're a CUTIE!! short- fun to be around
Hair Color! blonde-Cutie!~ very fun to be around brown- craz y~ b ut people luv ya! red- funny and
out-going black- energetic
Wedding Options! outside- very romantic! in a church- traditional
Animal! dog- sporty cat- sensitive bird- loud!
Rose Color! red-sensitive and romantic! white- peaceful, and loving!
Color! silver- popular~ you
act before you think! blue- Cutie! you are sweet! yellow- awesome~you are very
outgoing!
Number! Whatever number you pick is how many times you will fall in love before you get married. And it's how many minutes you have to forward this to
10 people!
Send to 1-2 people- no wishes20will come true!
Send to 3-5 people- your wishes will come true in a few months!
Send to 6-10 people- your wishes will come true in a few weeks!
Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days.... like soon!
IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE... BUT AS THE *OPPOSITE*! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U,THEY WONT!!! LOL) ....SO THINK BEFORE NOT REPOSTING!!!

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