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| First Name : | BOB |
| Last Name : | MARLEY |
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| Member Since : | 28 Jun, 2009 |
09 Aug, 2010
"I GOT ARRESTED"
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
23 Jul, 2010
What to do in walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of chicken broth on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and shove ur finger in it. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
14 Jul, 2010
holy shit
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16 May, 2010
100 blog finnaly!!!!!
HORE!!!!!! NO NOT U THE PERSON NEXT TO U UR A HOE NOT A HORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK
27 Apr, 2010
dont care about the mis spelling
l l l l v
27 Apr, 2010
follow
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5 [2] The answer is L0OK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15 [4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13 [5] First L0OK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12 [7] i just wanted to say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient L0OK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6 [12] Sorry L0OK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
27 Apr, 2010
Head shot
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19 Apr, 2010
any one wants my number
my # is 1-866-298-6986
05 Apr, 2010
do you notice a diffrence
Action | Arcade | Card & Casino | random ppl haveing s** | Download | Fighting | Fun | Multi-Player | Puzzle | Shooting | Sports | Strategy
02 Apr, 2010
WTF!!!!!!!
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29 Mar, 2010
ha HA #2
Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G F E D C B A
29 Mar, 2010
ha HA
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
20 Mar, 2010
i would do this for my girl
boys arnt j***s Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s
16 Mar, 2010
I'm a lesbian
I'm a lesbian IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les:
13 Mar, 2010
things to do at walmart
things to do at walmart Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here!
11 Mar, 2010
go on my website
Go!!!! now
26 Feb, 2010
kiss
kiss WANT A KISS 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 4 PPL IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY
26 Feb, 2010
my friend Quit sooooo
soooooima take his profile
26 Feb, 2010
i quit
!!!!!! im gone im letting my friend nick take the accout im done
26 Feb, 2010
lol
IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!
25 Feb, 2010
got to go to the doc
for sum dunm reason
25 Feb, 2010
YANKEE DOODLE
YANKEE DOODLE yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother everytime he hit the bump he had another brother yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodle harder yankee doolde keep it up and now go screw ur father
23 Feb, 2010
80th blog
my number is 561- ask me in my profile
23 Feb, 2010
3 people on an island
3 people on an island once upon a time there were 3 people stuck on an island then 5 Gansters come up and says “Stick 10 fruits up ur b*** without laughing or saying anything or else we will kill you” SO the first person got 5 apples up his b***, laughed, then die then the 2nd person came up with 9 cherries up his b***, laughed then died so when the 2nd person went to heaven, god asked, “Why did you laugh? you were almost there!” then the 2nd person replied, “Well I laughed because I saw the 3rd person coming up with Pineapples.”
23 Feb, 2010
l............o...........l
There was once a man who was so rich that he brought the biggest mansion in the world. Reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the mansion. The man says the first thing I see tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was an a**, so he named his mansion a**. After that he found a famous cat and reporters came in and asked what he was going to name the cat. He again says, the first thing he sees tomorrow. The first thing he saw tomorrow was a crack in the wall so he named his cat “crack”. But the next day he lost his cats and reporters asked where was his cat. He says I looked all over the a** but I couldn’t find the crack. Lol
22 Feb, 2010
l............o...........l
A big fat lady walks in to a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says “Hey, were did you get the pig?” She says “It’s not a pig it’s a duck.” He says “I was talking to the duck”
21 Feb, 2010
gtg
Two boys are playing catch in Rock Creek Park when one is suddenly attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog’s neck and saving his friend. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. “Redskins Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook. “But I’m not a Redskins fan,” the little hero replied. “Sorry, since we are in DC I just a**umed you were,” said the reporter and he starts writing again. “Captials Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.” “I’m not a Captials fan either,” the boy said. “Oh, I a**umed everyone in DC was either for the Redskins or the Captials. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked. “I’m a Cowboys fan,” the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
21 Feb, 2010
Smart Blonde
Smart Blonde One day, there was a Blonde,and burnette,and a red-head hanging on a cliff with ONE rope.The red-head says “Well,1 of us needs to let go,whos risking their life for friends?!?” then the blonde started a speech. ” I will be the one to let go.I love you guys like sisters-and i will risk my life for you guys.” she started to fake cry. “I hope you guys appreiciate me, and i will miss you dearly.” So the Red-head and the burnette say, “that was beautiful” and they started to clap.
21 Feb, 2010
funny
If a quiz is a “quizical,” then what is a test?
21 Feb, 2010
funny
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
21 Feb, 2010
funn
Yo Momma so fat she walked outside with a red raincoat on and people started yelling ‘Hey Kool-aid’
21 Feb, 2010
funny
Yo Momma so fat we’re in her right now
21 Feb, 2010
funny
Yo Momma so fat she went to tokyo and people started screaming ‘Godzilla! Godzilla!’
21 Feb, 2010
not u funny jokes
Yo Momma so fat she sat down and created the great plains
21 Feb, 2010
funny
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident.” “OH DEAR GOD NO,” Bush exclaims. “That’s terrible!!” His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, “How many is a Brazillion??!”
21 Feb, 2010
hey
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19 Feb, 2010
>=(
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19 Feb, 2010
ITS ITS ITS ITS
ITS FridayWOOOOHOOOOO
18 Feb, 2010
AMEN
If you believe in jesus christ put this on your profile.DONT JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny him,he will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven.This is the simplest test:If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy this and put it in your profile.God will smile at you
16 Feb, 2010
peace
peace .....???/?/ ?.?? /?/???? * ?.????|???? .??????-???| .?????????? this is cool .?????????? * ?.???????? ????????????????? ????????????????? ????????????????? ?????????????????
16 Feb, 2010
Emo I support emos
Emo ???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx
12 Feb, 2010
='(
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12 Feb, 2010
Good bye
im leaveing now peace
11 Feb, 2010
my pass word is
**********
11 Feb, 2010
my pass word is
#*#******#
11 Feb, 2010
ok
good bye mfg i going to collage and my friend is takeing over my account im leaveing feb 15 ok peace
09 Feb, 2010
LOL
l l l v
09 Feb, 2010
Big news!!!!!!
im goin EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no jk
06 Feb, 2010
Good bye
good bye mfg caus im going to collage for football and basket ball
06 Feb, 2010
1 question
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
01 Feb, 2010
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL.
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
01 Feb, 2010
HEY
YOU put a comment if your a friend
31 Jan, 2010
my 50th blog woooooooooohoooooooooooo
=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)
30 Jan, 2010
funny
There is a blond, a redhead, and a brunette on a plane. the redhead throws an apple outside of the plane, the brunette throws an orange out the plane, and the blond throws a grenade out of the plane. When they reach there destination, the redhead sees a girl and she is crying. The redhead says “why are your crying?” and the girls responds “my grandma just died when an apple fell out of the sky and fell on her head.” The brunette sees another girl and she is crying too. the brunette says to the girl “why are you crying?” the girl responds “my dog died when an orange fell out of the sky and hit it in the head.” Then the blond sees another blond laughing and she says “why are you laughing?” the other blond responds “I FARTED AND THE BUILDING BEHIND ME BLEW UP.”
21 Jan, 2010
=)
yaaaa=)
02 Jan, 2010
The Car And The Garage
The Car And The Garage There is two kids playing in a sandbox. One was a boy, and the other kid was a girl. The boy pulled down his pants and the girl asked “what’s that”? The boy said “I don’t know, I’ll ask my dad. When the boy got home, he pulled down his pants and asked his dad “what’s this”? His dad said “thats your car, you always want to put your car into a girl’s garage”. When the girl went home, she asked her mom “whats this”? Her mom told her “that’s a garage, you never want a boy to put his car into your garage”. The next day, the boy and the girl went back to the sandbox. The boy tried to put his car into the girl’s garage. The next thing you heard was a loud scream. Then an old man came running over and asked “what happened”? The girl told him “the boy was trying to put his car into my garage, so I pulled his two back tires off”.
02 Jan, 2010
100 friends
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01 Jan, 2010
hey im bored
who wants to talk
01 Jan, 2010
you have entered my zone now
you must now leve a comment on my page if you already did do it aGIN!!!!!!!!!!!! OR U WILL DIE
25 Oct, 2009
new joke
Donut Shop A man applies for a job at a donut shop. A customer comes. He says”How fresh are the donuts?” ” I dunno”replies the worker. “How much are they?” “I dunno” “Can I buy one?” “I dunno” The manager walks up to the worker. “When they ask’How fresh are the donuts?’ you should say fresh, fresh, very fresh. When they ask ‘How much are they?’ You should say Only 50 cents! And finally, when they ask Can I buy one?, you should reply with If you don’t somebody else will!” The man does really well. It is more of a routine when a customer comes. Then, an hour later, a robber comes.The robber says,”How much is in the register?”“Only 50 cents!”“Are you being fresh with me?”“Fresh, Fresh, very fresh!”“Do you want me to shoot you?”“Without thinking the clerk says,”If you don’t somebody else will!”
23 Oct, 2009
little bro
my little bro is online
24 Sep, 2009
Im leaving MOST FUN GAMES FOREVEA!!!!!!!!!!!!????
srry i have to leave when i get 100 friends
10 Sep, 2009
I SAID GET THE HELL OFF MY PAGE (below me)
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10 Sep, 2009
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
comment ON MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!
07 Sep, 2009
kool spread the word
p?o? ??? p???ds ??oo? s? s??? ?u??? no? ?? ??s?d pu? ?do?
30 Aug, 2009
jack n jill
Jack n jill went up the hill 2 smoke some marijuana jack got high un-zipped his fly, n asked jill do u wanna jill sad yes, pulled up her dress, n then they had some fun but stupid jill 4got the pill, n now they hav a fukin son
30 Aug, 2009
wat the fuck get off my page
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30 Aug, 2009
first person 2 comment on my page and claim it wins a hug he he
first person 2 comment on my page and claim it wins a hug he he starting now
29 Aug, 2009
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? post this on ur page if u love god if u dont post now god will make u suffer u cant back down now that u read it do this less than 5 muintes
29 Aug, 2009
id be this ghuy
id be this ghuy Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as "I'd be this guy
29 Aug, 2009
lol
=D lol
28 Aug, 2009
Do you love someone to do this? now this is a chain letter
Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone to do this?
25 Aug, 2009
Andy Milonokis Theme Song Season 1 ha ha
Andy Milonokis Theme Song Season 1 I rock peas on my head but dont call me a pea head bees on my head but dont call me a bee head Bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head Now plz xcuze me i gots to get my tree feed U wear named brands i make my own clothings I hangout with an apple who loves self loathing " I hate myself" Pancake on my face makes me xtra happy I like shampoo bottles dat sit on my lappy Cuz its my show u cant tell me wut to do Wen life gives me lemons i make beefstew So yo i gotta go its time 4 me to rock it I put balogna in my left pocket Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket Cuz its my show im Andy Milonokis Its my show im Smandy Shmilonokis Its my show im Andy Milonokis
24 Aug, 2009
this is my first time doin this
:)
24 Aug, 2009
4000 looks nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo way lol
thank u to all my peps and some 1 who mostly did it agin
24 Aug, 2009
3000 looks noooooooooo way keep doin wat u do thanks
thank u to alllllll my peps and some 1 who mostly did it agin
23 Aug, 2009
2000 page looks
thank u all ppl and some one else who did the most looks u know who u r
22 Aug, 2009
=[
=[ im sad not really lol
22 Aug, 2009
if u want 2 be my 100th friend u win somthing
........
21 Aug, 2009
1000 page looks
thank u all my ppl 4 checking out my page
21 Aug, 2009
READ THIS ITS NOT A CHAIN LETTER OR IS IT......................... WELL I DONT KNOW JUST READ IT LOL
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les
19 Aug, 2009
JUMP
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
17 Aug, 2009
20th blog
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of chicken broth on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and shove ur finger in it. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
14 Aug, 2009
?????????
W IF THIS IS A W WAT THE HELL IS THIS VV MESSAGE ME IF U KNOW WAT IT IS
12 Aug, 2009
hey
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
10 Aug, 2009
P.I.M.P
IMA P.I.M.P
07 Aug, 2009
5.00 am
Hi Im Mathew Forks And I Got Murdered By My Dad. Repost This In 5 Mins Or At 5:00 am I Will Drown You In The River My Dad Drownded Me in. If You Repost This, You Will Get The Love Of Your Life And Kiss Him/Her On The Nearest Thursday
07 Aug, 2009
READ THIS ITS NOT A CHAIN LETTER OR IS IT......................... WELL I DONT KNOW JUST READ IT
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
05 Aug, 2009
GOD
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
19 Jul, 2009
summer
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES
18 Jul, 2009
I luv someone
_♥____♥_ ♥ Put this ♥___♥_♥__ ♥ heart _♥___♥___♥_ on your __♥ _____♥__ page if ___♥___ ♥___ you love ____♥_♥____ someone _____♥_____ very much
18 Jul, 2009
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only 10 ppl in the world can read this Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get
17 Jul, 2009
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can u do that back ward r ?
17 Jul, 2009
songs
???? ???? ?(o) ? ????I LOVE MUSIC
17 Jul, 2009
i need friends
plzzzzzzzzzz add me i am a nice guy
28 Jun, 2009
cool
im so hood y cause i say so
28 Jun, 2009
sh#t
i s*** every morinng night and noon go s*** the same time and u have power trust me
28 Jun, 2009
wow
wow is upside down for spelling mom now turn up side down and u will see wow on mom and mom on wow
28 Jun, 2009
NBA
Nba is so amazing
28 Jun, 2009
Im the best.
Im the best in what i do im the best in how i do i play football,basketball,baseball,and hocky im the best in all except hocky im 2nd in that
30 Nov, -0001
I HATE haters BUT i love mysefl
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30 Nov, -0001
ha ha not 2 u
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