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Member Since: 09/15/2008
Last Login: 05/21/2009
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About Me:
well im super athletic i luv all sports but mostly soccer and gymnastics.and im also 99.999 percent tomboy so i get alont better with dudes. i also luv johnny depp, crisitano ronaldo( my avatar),lizards, all my frends, and being crazy!!!
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Mar 12 2009 5:05PM
wat do u think...?
1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.Anything 2 say b4 u go
Dec 1 2008 6:29PM
twilight!!
I am 100% in love with and obsessed with the twilight series.
lol just thought ud like 2 kno :)
Nov 3 2008 5:52PM
girl combacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
Nov 3 2008 5:50PM
girlz....
When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.
When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....
Find a Guy... who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' If you open this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life!!!!!
Oct 16 2008 7:29PM
my philosophy
a chocolate bar a day keeps the doctors away....most of the time
Sep 19 2008 10:41PM
CreeEpy o.O
One foggy cold day you and your freind are at your house, no one is home but you, doors are locked. You and your friend are watching T.V. when you here glass break. You run to the door to see the window is broken and the door wide open. You shut the door to see a little girl outside your door standing. Your freind comes to see what happened, you look at your friend in back to the girl, she is gone. When you look back at your friend to see him dead on the floor you see the little girl standing at your house again, you sprint to the police station with blood on your feet. You report to the police what had happened. A ambulence comes to bring you to the hospital, you sit on the bed ass the ambulence heads to the hospital and see the little girl standing... watching... she walks to another house singing quitely, You are my sunshine.. my only sunshine... If you do not post this on your profile, this little girl will come to your house.
Sep 19 2008 10:33PM
Did yOu know??
Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite sex thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will either kiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better ...............?
Sep 19 2008 10:29PM
HatE raCism
a white person said colored ppl are not alowed here the black man turned around and stood up he said:listen sir... when i was born i was black when i grew up i was black when im in ta sun im black ween im sick im black when im cold im black when i die ill be BLACK! but you sir..... when u were born u were pink when u grew up u were white when ur sick u turn green when ur in ta sun u will turn red when ur cold u turn blue and wen u die u turn purple..... and u have the nerve too call me colored the black man sat back down and the white man walked away.. put this on ur page if u HATE RACISM

 

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