17 Jul, 2008
track
track star king priesident, what ever you call it i am one of them.... all ya'll girls out thier hit me up.. AND CAN SOME ONE PLEASE FUCKING ADD ME????????
12 Jul, 2008
jokes
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her."I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with s**ual a**ault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
12 Jul, 2008
dump husbend joke
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten b******," says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
