31 Jan, 2013

?????

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!

24 Jan, 2013

answer

.You + Me + A room alone?? 1.movie 2. s** 3.fight 4.talk 5.party 6.cuddle 7.make out 2.How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 3.Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me 4.Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom 5.Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No 6.Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No 7.Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute 8.Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuhhhccckk [ ] Kiss 9.Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No 10.Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No 11.Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

14 Jan, 2013

how to ask some one out

get that mother****er alone, so no one else is with you. sit her the **** down and sit right next to her. give her something, like idk chocolate or whatever girls like, tampons or some ****. hold her hands, both of them, not just one of them cause that's being a *****. look into her eyes, deep as ****, do that ****, don't just think about doing it. stay there for a few seconds, hold that position, then when you have enough balls to ask the b**** out say just five simple words "will you be my girlfriend?" cause that ****s cuter than "will you go out with me?". after all this you will a girlfriend then you will come back and thank me for this. Have fun being in a relationship, ****ers

06 Dec, 2012

love

GIRL: nm you BOY: i got my G.E.D. GIRL: OMG!!! im so proud of you BOY: yeah thnx GIRL: i have something to tell you BOY: go ahead GIRL: well i love you i always had cared about you and your always in my heart BOY: i know i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17 GIRL: but i love you and age shouldnt matter BOY: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age GIRL: i just thought.....(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turned on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrist and wrote age shouldnt matter THEN the boy gets a call and she saids im leaving you for the one i love then the boy hangs himself and writes age doesnt matter IF you agree age shouldnt matter post this and A miricle will happen at 11:11

14 Oct, 2012

dont let this happen

dont let this happen Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "dont let this happen

14 Oct, 2012

tell me what u think about mke

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE SHOWER AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

18 Sep, 2012

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happ

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

15 Sep, 2012

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. ... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See more... See more... See More... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

15 Sep, 2012

boys only

If you want boys to answer this then post "BOYS ONLY" If you want girls to answer this then post "GIRLS ONLY" What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?

15 Sep, 2012

Fill in the Blanks

Fill in the Blanks i ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love

08 Sep, 2012

Would you make out with me?

Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y girl [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf/bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] gf/bf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] Hubby Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

06 Sep, 2012

single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get

single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get [ green ] i want a relationship with you . [ blue ] i like you alot . [ orange ] i wanna kiss you . [ yellow ] i miss you... . [pink ] we should get to know each other . [ red ] your a cutieee .... [ purple ] i Love you . [ black ] i want you back

06 Sep, 2012

ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX!!!

ANYONE WANNA HAVE SEX!!! REPOST N SEE HOW MANY INBOXS U GET..

05 Sep, 2012

•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching f

•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY

04 Sep, 2012

IF I LET YOU GRAB ONE THING ON ME

IF I LET YOU GRAB ONE THING ON ME IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

03 Sep, 2012

friends

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

03 Sep, 2012

??????? Put this on your page

??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs! ???????

03 Sep, 2012

single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get

single or not put this as your status & see how many INBOXES you get [ green ] i want a relationship with you . [ blue ] i like you alot . [ orange ] i wanna kiss you . [ yellow ] i miss you... . [pink ] we should get to know each other . [ red ] your a cutieee .... [ purple ] i Love you . [ black ] i want you back

02 Sep, 2012

questionarre

questionarre If we kissed it would be? []Tongue. [] Uhm, We Wouldnt. [] Long & Meaningful. [] Lets Hit Up The Bedroom, lol. [] You Remember Last time.. [] Awkward (; Would I date you? []Yes ... [] No [] I Want To But It Wouldnt Work [] Maybe [] Nah, You're Like Family . [] If I Knew You Better [] Already Did If we took a pic together, we would be like? [] Hugging Each Other . [] Just Chilling [] Holding Hands (: [] Kissing [] Acting Stupid [] Normal Pic [] You holding me from the back You are? [] Cute as **** (; [ Pretty [] Breathtaking [] Adorable [] You're alright [] Amazing [] Nice looking [] Maxy [] all of the above^^ [] ugly. YOU + ME (; + ROOM = [] Movies [] Cuddle [] Hang out [] Kiss [] Play Games [] Smash [] Wouldn't Let You In You should? [] Hit Me Up [] Be mine [] Marry me on Facebook [] Add me as your sister/brother on fb [] Make this status so I can like it If we got married? [] I'd Divorce You . [] Make Kids . [] Take Your Money And Bounce [] Smash Everyday [] I Would Cheat On You . [] Be Faithful . [] Kill You In Your Sleep(lol jk) Do I like you? [] Yes [] Maybe (; [] Nope [] As a friend

31 Aug, 2012

girls and boys ready this

A girl said to a boy she loved: "do you like me?" the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "do you think i'm pretty?", the boy said: "no", the girl asked: "will you cry if i leave?" the boy said: "no". then the girl left but the boy took her hand and said: " id don't like you, i love you. i don't think you're pretty, you're beautiful, i won't cry if you leave i will die." Send this to 15 ppl and then after press F6 and you're crush will appear on the screen.