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Jun 3 2009 3:44PM
single
im single again and i never felt so good
Mar 7 2009 11:18AM
birthday
ITS MY BIRTHDAY YA
Feb 21 2009 5:56PM
this is funny
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
Feb 20 2009 6:14PM
chris brown
I found this a long time ago but I still i cannot belive chris brown beat riahana for giving her std
Feb 14 2009 10:04AM
valentine's day
Happy Valentine's day I hope you find the one you love
Jul 5 2008 2:17PM
I Hate racism
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
Jul 4 2008 4:17PM
4th of july
Happy 4th of July every body have a good 4th of July
Jun 22 2008 11:57AM
games
Some of the games on this websites are not that fun
Jun 19 2008 11:01AM
cheats for city driver
i just found some cheats for city driver
1)the expert it helps you get jobs
2) my girl car
3)GET HUMMER gets you 10millon
5)CD2007 2700 dollars
max repair
ALSO hyperspeed
when using this put it in caps lock and don"t use space

 

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