26 May, 2010

hey dis is kevin

i stop by a reply to some messages after what happend a week ago

23 May, 2010

fml

alright no one cares of i do it early so bye:Dsorry to the ppl on my friend list my last words are i love u bye so dont be sad be glad that one less killer is gone bye and have a happy live with out me:D:)*shoots myself in the head*

23 May, 2010

fml

yay!!!!!!!! one more minute:D

23 May, 2010

fml

*points a g** to my head*in 2 minutes im gone:Di cant wait!!!!!!

23 May, 2010

fml

nothing good ever happens anymore so imma kill myself i haven't done it yet becuz i was say goodbye to some of my friends so goodbye forever :D

17 May, 2010

ummmm

i quit so bye!!! i hope life gets better when im dead :D

08 Apr, 2010

lol

this guy is an idiot no wait thats me | | \ /

08 Apr, 2010

$3875 a nite

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [x] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [X] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ X] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ X] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [x] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [X] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [X ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

02 Apr, 2010

its true

?????????s***s ?????????

02 Apr, 2010

knife called lust

i look alive i'm dead inside.my heart has holes and back blood flows. we'll do some Mugs we'll fall in love and get ****ed up while the world just shrugs. with no thought logically. we're wondering the streets so aimlessly. i hate to see these kids just being put down so pianlessly. and people say u dye ur hair and wear tight jeans that doesn't mean. that u can't scream or make loud noise u got a choice you have a voice and just becuz u showed no love and hate on us u ****ed our trust now watch me thrust this knife called lust in2 my chest until it bust. this love this hate is burning me away it's hard 2 face that we're all the same this love this hate is burning me away it' harder times like these that never change mad at the fact ur dad is an addict ur friend takes pills he thinks it cures sadness im not here 2 attack or make ur friends panic but i just think it's tragic the way these kids have it and everybody sins and it all begins it goes back around nobody ever wins and u stab ur self in the back EVERYBODY JUST RELAX!

02 Apr, 2010

this love, this hate

in a time of need only few can see what's wrong millions tend 2 crawl but only those can make it through this all only few can sing like lion cuz we sing until we're gone and we've got each others backs until we're back where we belong a woman held my shield and through the battle we did wrong a man who taught me wisdom through the static we recall and maybe when we're gone our names will echo throgh the stars every start's got it's ending even when we've learnd 2 rise above it all, these lie are leading me astray its 2 much 4 me 2 stay i don't wanna live this destiny, it goes on endlessly i see u so plz stay strong i'll sing u 1 last song then i'm gone i don't wanna live this destiny, it goes on endlessly an' now i'm floatin' right above my coffin as it closes i look down i see sigh as she's cryin on my mama's shoulder. i look up in2 the sky as the gates of heaven open somethin's wrong is this destiny or am i going home? what happened 2 my soul? will i come back? i dont know, will u meet me when its over? let me know, u can meet me there in heaven, don't u ever let me go?

31 Mar, 2010

black dahlia

i loved u you made me hate you gave me hate see? it saved me and these tears r deadly you feel that? i rip back, everytime u tried 2 steal that. u feel bad? u feel sad?i'm sorry,hell no f*** that! it was my heart it was my life it was my start it was ur knife. and these lungs have sung this song 4 too long,and it's true i hurt 2 remember i loved u! i've lost it all fell today....it's all the same... i'm sorry oh,i'm sorry no i've been abused i feel so used... because of u....i'm sorry oh im sorry no... i wish i could of have quit u i wish i never missed u and told u that i loved u everytime i f***ed u the future that we both drew and all the s*** we've been through how could u do this 2 me? look at wt i made 4 u it was never was enough and the is wat i gave 2 u i used 2 be love struck now im just f***ed up pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts seems like all we had is over now u left 2 rest and ur tears r dried up now u just lay without a sound seems like all we had is over now u left 2 rest and my fears r over now i can leave with my head down

30 Mar, 2010

Broken Heart of Emo #2

???? ? RIP? ...??... if you are depressed, emo and/or single repost this as Broken heart of emo #___ and put a new # going up and your life will get better if you see someone post this blog message them to help

29 Mar, 2010

diary

i f***in' swear that i care but it's hard when u stare, in2 the bottom of a bottle that is empty and bare. oh my desolate soul,in my desolate home it's my desolate role, yeah i'm here alone. i can't think of a reason 2 get the f*** outta bed, curtains closed, lights off, am i alive or dead? i haven't shaved in a week, i always slur when u speak, tolerance at it's peak,another,another fifth just to sleep.cuz oh woe is me woe is me, i guess i need love, and hos you see,hos you see,i'm just a rut, and i i swear i'm trying baby, please baby don't leave goddamn i'm a f*** up,but i guess that's just me. so i sit on my room, and i cry in my bed,thinkin"about all the s*** that made me wrong in my head. i keep trying to climb,but it seems so steep, pour myself a f***in" whiskey and go back 2 sleep.......B**** i watch momma cry, she says baby why, i say baby died,babies gone like a suicide. i dont think u'll see him soon mom, stay out of my room mom tell daddy that i hate that mother****er like u mom i sing this **** 4 u adam,kevin,bri these bears keep gettin' warmer every time that i told them i pour this out 4 u like a partner in crime it's part of the times, when you're sick in the mind ya i'm sick oh so sick i'm so sick of this ****, ya i'm lit, oh so lit i'm so ****ed up off it. in2 a puddle of tear, laying there on the ground.when u got nothing left 2 lose with my last single breath,i'll be singing 2 u so when u bury me man, u better bury me deep and sing a along 2 this song.....cuz ur broken like me

29 Mar, 2010

...

ok if u wana talk 2 my bros dont tell me tell them im not going 2 talk 2 them 4 u

28 Mar, 2010

love u

????????????????? ????????????????? ????????? ??????? if u love someone put this on ur page

28 Mar, 2010

lol

crcka got owened

28 Mar, 2010

Yes im EMO. Do you have a ****ing problem?

yes im EMO emos are hot and we are hella good in bed duh we can hella be fun and pple talk about us so much we be come popular so jst keep sayin sh*t cuz ur jst makin us look good cuz u cant say any thing gooabout ur dumb a** self copy and paste this if u Hella agree

26 Mar, 2010

omfg its meh!!!

omg look its meh! O: .....?l? ???? ? ? ?l?? ~? ???f_, )?

05 Mar, 2010

Four leaf Clover By: bri!! not me

I found a four leaf clover, & was happy with my find, but with time to think it over, I`ve entirely changed my mind. I concealed it in my pocket, safe inside a paper pad, soon, much swifter than a rocket, my good fortune turned to bad. I smashed my fingers in a door, I dropped a dozen eggs, I slipped & tumbled on the floor, a dog nipped both my legs, my ring fell down the bathtub drain, my pen leaked on my shirt, I missed my train, I sat on my dessert. I broke my new glasses, & I couldn`t find my keys, I stepped in spilled molasses, & was stung by angry bees. When the kitten ripped the curtain and the toast burst into flame, I was absolutely certain, the clover was to blame. I buried it discreetly, in the middle of a field, now my luck has changed completely, & my wounds have almost healed, If I ever find another, I will let it be, or I will give it to my brother, he deserves it more than me Comment my poem and if you love it repost it or tell me!

01 Mar, 2010

..........

i want 2 kill my self all of my friends r dieing i feeling 2 much pain right now i dont want 2 feel the pain any more im dieing inside theres 1 person i always loved i dont want 2 leave her crying all her life

28 Feb, 2010

IM LEAVEING 4 EVER

BYE 4EVER DONT TRY 2 STOP ME BYE =*(

27 Feb, 2010

Things to do at WALMART

Things to do at WALMART: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking .2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3.Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose. 6. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are. 7. Dart around the store loudly humming the mission impossible theme song. 8. Hide in a clothing rack when ppl browse through say PICK ME! 9. When an announcement comes on the loudspeaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream NO NO! Its those voices again. 10. Go into the fitting room shut the door wait a while then yell very loudly there is no toilet paper in here! :

27 Feb, 2010

MINE

10) Property Rules 1. If i like it, its mine 2. If I'm holding it, its mine 3. If i can take it from you, its mine 4. If i had it a little awhile ago, its mine 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway 7. If it looks like mine, it's mine 8. If I saw it first, its mine 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours!

27 Feb, 2010

lol

10 ways to annoy people! 1) Name your dog "Dog" 2) Holler random nubers while someone is counting 3) Begin all your sentences with "ooh La La" 4) Speak only in a "Robot" Voice 5) Ask the person what gender they are 6) Sing along at the opera 7) Mow your llawn with scissors 8 ) Honk and Wave to Strangers 9) Wear your pants backwards 10) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend"

26 Feb, 2010

bored

im so m***********in bored measage me i dont f***in care who yuh r

26 Feb, 2010

idkz

. 1: Crazy . 2: I'd marry you . 3: Talkative . 4: Sarcastic . 5: Loveable . 6: Clubhead . 7: Moody . 8: Dumb . 9: Spoiled . 10: Mouthy . 11: Random . 12: Hot . 13: Funny . 14: Fit . 15: Amazing . 16: Tough . 17: Cute . 18: BF/GF Type . 19: Player . 20: The Best. Copy this into your status and see what people rate you

26 Feb, 2010

>=]

WANT A KISS 1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 4 PPL IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY

26 Feb, 2010

Hmm answer this

IF I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PPL WANT 2 GRAB U IF U DON'T REPOST IN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Feb, 2010

hey

im so scary its funnhe lol

26 Feb, 2010

no!!!!!!!!!! bitch!!!!!!fuck!!!!asshole!!!!!shit

DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. On Tuesday March 9, at 4:27 pm, your love life will show you that they love you. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS IM 900 SECONDS PIE WILL BE BANNED IN YOUR AREA

25 Feb, 2010

cristmas in hollywood

its cristmas in hollywood santas back up in the hood meet by the misltoe lets f***

24 Feb, 2010

>:]

????? ?????? ???copy and paste ??????????? ? ???if you have been ????????? ? ?????? suspended more than 6 times ?????????? ???????

22 Feb, 2010

my life is pointless

i dont know y im still alive. my life is pointless im going 2 shot myself and die in a ditch ive got nothing 2 live 4 now no one cares bye ill see yuh in hell............ T_T

21 Feb, 2010

R.I.P antonio

dark_angel123 he was a good friend he was like a big brother to me

20 Feb, 2010

haha

i run wif sisors 2 feel dangrous!! >=]

18 Feb, 2010

this blade

i miss the blade that i feed wif my blood when ever i had a problom i miss the way it felt on my skin i always cut the pain away the blade never gave me pain the blade was like a friend that never leaves ur side

15 Feb, 2010

Very true

PPL REALLLY NEED TO STOP LYING ABOUT THEIR PICS. THEY SAY ITS THEM BUT IT'S NOT. Copy and paste this if you AGREE

15 Feb, 2010

Do you love someone enough to do this???

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back, you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soulmate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this???

14 Feb, 2010

MMMMMMMM yesh

When life gives you lemons squezze them in peoples eyes and laugh at them

13 Feb, 2010

Idk y i love her

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ? idk y i love her i act like i hate her but 4 sum reason she's all i think about

13 Feb, 2010

answer

anser ths so i can wht u thnk about me Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y guy [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie

13 Feb, 2010

....

Never knowing wat friends are real and wat friends are fake who really loves you and who really doesnt at the end its never worth it and one is unfaithful and the other is alright if it was worth while why am i always in tears why am i always in a corner crying why do i always want to be alone why do i always scream why do i want to die why does life feel like theres noting worth living for! crying isnt worth while sitting in a corner all alone isnt worth it screaming isnt worth it wanting to die isnt worth it so why is life worth it wen really its worth nothing

13 Feb, 2010

our diffrentezz

You say green and yellow and pink--I say black and red You say jonas brothers--I say **** U and kill u You say Micheal Jackson--i say 0_0 get away You say Pop--I say Alternative you say prep--I say emo punk and skater You say sheep--I say cow b**** You say squidward--I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square--I say black hole You say peace--I say BRING IN WAR

12 Feb, 2010

EMO skater with a nice smile

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes

12 Feb, 2010

$3400

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [x] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [ ] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 [x ] Blue - $150 [] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [X] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X ] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ X] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ X] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [X] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [X ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

12 Feb, 2010

marry me

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!!

12 Feb, 2010

idkz

1. would you rather do me or date me {} do me or {} date me 2. would you rather be on top or bottom {} top {} bottom 3. do i have preety eyes {} yes {} no 4. would you be sad if i moved {} yes {} no 5. would you come visit me {} yes {} no 6. i am {} hott {} slick {} s**y {} cute 7. would you {} make out {} cuddle {} f**k {} kiss 8. do you wat to go out with me {} yes {} no 9. would you give me your number {} yes {} no 10. are you going to post back so i can answer for you {} yes {} no

12 Feb, 2010

HATE VALENTINES

another VALENTINES day lonely

11 Feb, 2010

rate me

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

11 Feb, 2010

yankee doodle

yankee doodle went to town riding on his mother, every time he hit a bump he had anther brother, yankee doodle keep it up yankee doodle harder. yankee doodle keep it up, and now go screw your father.

11 Feb, 2010

hugable

??????? Put this on your page ??????? if you give free hugs! ???????

11 Feb, 2010

fuck u

?∩?(?_?)?∩?

09 Feb, 2010

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son

09 Feb, 2010

ME VS U

I WOULD WIN CUZ I CAN READ YO FUKN MIND MAN CUZ I JUZ GET THAT HIGH TAT I C UNICORNZ N SHID MAN U NO U DNT NO CUZ I DNT NO J FUKN K MAN JK JK JK JK ;{ DUCE WWWWWWWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDDDD

09 Feb, 2010

How Sex Starts

How Max Starts read it all. no cheating. a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a hi a hi leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads 2 a makeout. makeout leads to a feel up a feel up leads 2 a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a s*** a s*** leads 2 a f*** and then the moaning and the grabbing and the wispering begin's So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz

08 Feb, 2010

end of the world!!!

95% of ppl think the world will end in 2012. They are trying to become as safe as possible. If u r the 5% who would be rolling on the floor laughing ur a** off repost this

08 Feb, 2010

a gurlz first time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME

08 Feb, 2010

EMO!!!!!!

???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo! ????????

07 Feb, 2010

OMFG 3D BUNNY I JUST MADE THIS UP

.((\__//) .(( o_o) .(( ((")((")

07 Feb, 2010

guys arent jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

06 Feb, 2010

amen

If you believe in jesus christ put this on your profile.DONT JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny him,he will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven.This is the simplest test:If you love god and you are not ashamed of it,copy this and put it in your profile.God will smile at you

06 Feb, 2010

LOL BUNNY

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U

02 Feb, 2010

.....................

B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite s** thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will eitherkiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better

01 Feb, 2010

bang your dead

\..__________ __________, , ) / `---___________---- _____|] ????D /_==o;;;;;;;;__ _____.:/ ..), ---.(_(__) / ..// (..) ), ----" ..//___// .//___// .//___//

31 Jan, 2010

would you...?

[] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me?

28 Jan, 2010

idk

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile

28 Jan, 2010

Age Don't Matter

Matters Boy: whats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then receives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN RE POST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

26 Jan, 2010

fuck u haters

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25 Jan, 2010

2009 couples

98% marry their 7-12th grade sweethearts & because you opened this.... You will get A good talk tomorrow by the person you love or like! & it will also be the best day of your life! Do not break this chain Repost this as "2009 couples" You' ve got 1 minute

25 Jan, 2010

true love

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!!

24 Jan, 2010

wat wud u dew

WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

24 Jan, 2010

sex

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

24 Jan, 2010

love

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! put this in your blog within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!!!!!!!!!