23 Jul, 2011

from hot girl in town

Are you bored out of your mind?? Well don't watch stuff you've seen a thousand times already! Watch my webshow! Where I have new videos up every 1 or 2 weeks! My webshow has some really funny and random stuff! And this week I am doing a contest!! So come on and become a fan!(: i said dont reply back wow ur a b****....... b**** like that hurts my feelings

23 Jul, 2011

hot girl in town

this b**** is too f***in slow ok she sent me a messege sayin to watch her video i was juss sayin dont send me another messege about this s*** cuz im not watchin this s*** the i pacifically said DO NOT REPLY BACK TO THIS OR I WILL BLOCK U how about this b**** replies back say wow ur a b****....like really b**** did u not read the s*** in caps....i went on about some s*** like she wanted me to watch her crappy a** show this b**** is ugly as f*** sayin she the hot girl in town BITCH STFU but again i said BITCH DONT REPLY BACK TO THIS SHIT......IT AINT HARD....how about she reply back sayin idc what u have to say to me right now u sound really racist like b**** i dont kno u nd i dont care....AGAIN I SAY DONT REPLY BACK TO THIS SHIT like she replied back to it like she cant read......really b**** read the s*** in caps

17 Apr, 2011

send to my inbox

I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}:

24 Mar, 2011

aww

This boy and girl are hangin out in the park and the question comes up... Girl: We've been friends for years. We are close, very close do you love me? Boy: Tough desicion but why me, im basicly a memory Girl: What're u talkin about? Boy: Im dead. Im just a spirit Girl: WTF HAPPEND? Boy: I loved u a lot and feared u wouldn't love me. I hung my self becuz if u didnt like me i would be worse than dead. Girl: Awwwww but now i wanna comit suicide. Boy: Dont. It was a harsh path i chose. Dont make the same mistake as me and i am R.I.H. Girl: Please let ur soul R.I.P. Boy: What ever faith chooses Girl: I love u alot Boy: and same 2 u The girl left home and couldn't take the news that her love hung himself. She wanted 2 be with him so she hung herself. Next day it was on the news that the girl was found dead. Her parents didnt know what made her do it but becuz they didnt watch out for those 2 kids, they died a painful death. The 2 kids returned headless and murdured them. They are both R.I.H. while the people who were murdured R.I.P. Repost this 2 ur blog and send this to 3 other people who theyy will come 2 u around 12:00am and murdur ur family. You have until 12:00am

17 Mar, 2011

one scary way to break up

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the t**le “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died You have 13 minutes

14 Mar, 2011

a gurls first time

•It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY

12 Mar, 2011

"I'm gonna be a daddy!"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years

12 Mar, 2011

age dont matter

Boy:wats up Girl: nm you Boy: i got my G.E.D. Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU Boy: yeah thnx Girl: i have to tell you something Boy: go ahead Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and i'm 17 Girl: but i love you, age shouldn't matter Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off) The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters" The boy then recives a call from the girl he choseand she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love. That night the boy hangshimself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will. iF YOU AGREE THAT AGE SHOULDN'T MATTER AS LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM THEN REPOST THIS AS "Age Shouldn't Matter" and.. A miracle will happen at 11:11

10 Feb, 2011

facebook

add me on Facebook-Alexa Rhnea

06 Feb, 2011

MARRY ME

MARRY ME....IF ANYONE SENDS U A MEASSEGE BACK SAYING I DO THEN IYOU ARE MARRIED TO THEM FOR A WEEK...ITS JUSS FOR FUN SO DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

22 Jan, 2011

i cost $4485 a night

Natural Hair Color: [X] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [x] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [ ] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [x] 19 to 20 - $25 [] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [] I did like once - $400 [ x] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [x ] perfect vision $400 [] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [x ] 11 to 12 - $400 [] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [ ] Green - $750 [X] Red - $600 [ x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [x] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750 Final Total: $3395 RE POST WITH TITLE: I cost $____ a night

22 Jan, 2011

How to Kiss at Skool

How to kiss at skool. Well first look down. BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON WHO THINKS. UR CUTE. UR PRETTY. or by someone that u like. AND TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS.FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL

16 Jan, 2011

oovoo

add me on oovoo alexa-lovesskittles

02 Jan, 2011

um kiss i guess

1. say your name ten times. 2. say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.

25 Dec, 2010

happy holidays

omg Merry Christmas...i hope everyone had a good one and you got what u wanted

29 May, 2010

just fuking do it

3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you

28 May, 2010

omg

omg its tommorrow...... how is it tommorrow if today is the tommorrow from thursday and today is yesterday from tommorrow hahahaha send me a message if u get this

14 May, 2010

omg

omg omg omg omg im such a Ninjasaurus hahaha lol repost this if ur one too

08 May, 2010

dares

dares A girl named Terry was dared by her friends to summon Bloody Mary. Terry had never seen her, so she figured it was okay. She went into the bathroom, lit some candles, looked into the mirror and said; "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary," She turned around. "Bloody Mary." She turned around one last time and looked into the mirror and saw nothing. She closed her eyes and laughed, but when she opened them she saw hands grab her shoulders through the mirror. Then she saw Bloody Mary and shrieked in terror. The girls heard her shriek and ran to the bathroom. When they got there, their eyes were wide with shock. Their friends throat had been slit, and a mark that said, "SHE SUMMONED ME," and the girl ran away. IF YOU DO NOT REPOST THIS WITHIN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR TO YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK IN A MIRROR. REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "Dares", AND YOU WILL BE SAFE.

01 Mar, 2010

um........

little johnny Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf. Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple. Then he says now let me give you one. He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head. The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose. Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking.

01 Mar, 2010

wow

A boy sitting on Santas lap and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose and says "I bet your name is (spells out ) J i m m y ?" The little boys eyes light up and Santa puts his finger on the boys nose again and says " I bet you want a (spelled out ) b i k e ?" Little Jimmys eyes light up and he asks "How'd you know that ?" Santa replied "Because I'm Santa I know everything". Little Jimmy gets a funny look in his eye and says "I bet you like (spells out ) g i r l s ?" Santa says "Yes, how'd you know that ?" The boy says " Beacause your finger smells like P U S S Y !"

01 Mar, 2010

wow

i havent been on here in like forever

24 Jun, 2009

A gurls first time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME

20 May, 2009

lol

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20 May, 2009

Ive always been hot

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot I ALWAYS BEEN HOT SINCE I WAS BORN

27 Apr, 2009

warning

WARNING!: Only sniff sugar and sugar only. If you sniff to much it's highly possible that you could get high, drunk, h**** or laid. Don't sniff sugar if you are having a baby or expecting one soon.It is also possible that you could faint. Only sniff sugar when no one is around. If you are going to the bath room to much than stop sniffing sugar. WARNING!: If you sniff pepper beware that you will suffer with a burning nose or bleeding nose. It could make you puke, depressed or very and i mean very gassy. So gassy you could knock out a whole in tire room. Copy and paste this is you are a sugar sniffer or pepper sniffer!

24 Apr, 2009

ha ha

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24 Apr, 2009

Yes Or No

"yes" or "no" and answer me back. Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me

05 Aug, 2008

bored

send me a message cuz im so bored out of my mind