26 Jun, 2008
A True Boyfriend
When she walks away from you mad (Follow her) When she stare's at your mouth (Kiss her you idiot) When she pushes you or hit's you (Grab her and dont let go) When she start's cussing at you (Don't cuss back and make her feel worse, just deal with it for the time being) When she's quiet (Ask her whats wrong, but not a billon times when she says nothing) When she ignore's you (Give her your attention) When she pull's away (Pull her back) When you see her at her worst (Tell her she's beautiful) When you see her start crying (Just hold her and dont say a word) When you see her walking (Sneak up and hug her waist from behind) When she's scared (Protect her) When she lay's her head on your shoulder (Tilt her head up and kiss her) When she steal's your favorite shirt (Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night) When she tease's you (Tease her back and make her laugh) When she doesnt answer for a long time (Reassure her that everything is okay) When she look's at you with doubt (Back yourself up) When she say's that she like's you (She really does more than you could understand, completly true) When she grab's at your hands (Hold her's and play with her fingers) When she bump's into you (Bump into her back and make her laugh) When she tell's you a secret (Keep it safe and untold) When she looks at you in your eyes (Don't look away until she does) When she misses you (She's hurting inside) When you break her heart (The pain never really goes away) When she says its over (She still wants you to be hers)
21 Jun, 2008
Billy's Story
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sh*t" and billy said "Dad, whats sh*t" And then his dad says "Well billy, sh*t is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f*ck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f*ck?" "Well billy f*ck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping sh*t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
17 Jun, 2008
Fake Friends....Real Friends
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****ed up... but that **** was fun" FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with you FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ****." FAKE FRiENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the **** out FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope toget it back!!
08 Jun, 2008
When i
>>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start cussing at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine ]
