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Oct 21 2011 2:16PM
Mexican Jokes!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan

Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? So they can drive with handcuffs on

Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek? Cause nobody will look for them

What's a Mexicans favorite book store? Borders

What do u call Mexicans on a trampoline? Mexican jumping beans

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower? Promoted

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? Jail

What does a Mexican get 4 Christmas? Your TV

Why are Mexicans and basketball players alike? They both run jump shoot and steal

Why aren't there any Mexicans in hell? They jumped the border

Why do Mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up? So they have a place to keep their taco.

What do you call a Mexican who's had his car stolen? Carlos

Why do Mexicans put there names on their car? so they don't steal them

what do Mexicans and vending machines have in common? they both take your money and don't work.

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots? Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.

what did the Mexican say to the house that fell on him? get off me homes

How do you keep Mexicans from stealing? Put everything on the top shelf.

What did Davy Crockett say when he saw all the Mexicans running towards the Alamo? Who ordered concrete?

What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator? One can raise a child.

What do you call a Mexican with a new car? A felon

Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future either!

Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Wal-Mart parking lot? 50 Mexicans died

Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? cross country

Why cant Mexicans play Uno? Because they always steal the green card

1 Mexican and 1 Nigger are in a car, who is driving? A cop
Oct 21 2011 1:29PM
Nigger Jokes
What's the difference between dog **** and niggers?
When dog **** gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale ****.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Oct 19 2011 5:37PM
Reasons why I hate NIGGERS
1. Just look at them. They still resemble the apes that they were derived from. Same ape-shaped face, wide ****ing nose, massive lips, and same nasty looking paws.

2. They are welfare hogging pieces of ****. When someone actually needs a little bit of help from welfare, they usually cannot receive it due to all the spooks living off of everyone else’s work.

3. Why not hate them? What purpose do they serve on earth, other than to make it unsuitable for everyone else?

4. They stink extremely bad.

5. They can barely speak properly. I hate listening to those ebonics speaking pieces of **** and trying to decipher what the **** they are mumbling about. Maybe if they’d take some time away from stealing, robbing, raping, and ruining the world for everyone else…they could spend some time getting an education.

6. They make me mad seeing them on TV. BET? Why is it necessary to devote an entire channel to them? Do we really need to see them trying to make “music” while jumping around on stage just like their ape ancestors? No, we don’t. Maybe if they’d remove stupid **** like this, then maybe future niggers wouldn’t try to imitate these idiots.

7. Those stupid ****s wearing pants that are falling down to their knees. Um, hello you stupid niggers. It’s bad enough that we have to see your stupid faces and other uncovered regions. We really don’t want to see your nasty lower regions being exposed. If we wanted to see that, we have zoos and Animal Planet to get our fix for those who have a fascination with looking at apes exposed.

8. They walk around constantly grabbing their ****s. Why is that? Are they secretly scratching at their venereal diseased cocks? Or, are they just trying to imitate their ape ancestors?

9. They ruin cars. Have you seen these idiots who sell crack to make enough money to put 24 inch wheels on a car designed for 14 inch wheels? They make them look like some sort of monster truck or something. STOP IT NIGGERS! Just because you have th
Oct 10 2011 5:06PM
Clayton Bigsby
The message of my books is very simple. Niggers, Jews, Homo-sexuals, Mexican, A-rabs, and all different sorts of Chinks stink, and I hate 'em!
Oct 10 2011 4:32PM
If it's white, it's alright
If it's black, send it back


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