13 Jul, 2010

wtf

i was at like at 1003 profile veiws now im at Profile Views: 6016

13 Jul, 2010

wooo whooooo

Profile Views: 1002 i made it finaly

24 Jun, 2010

Profile Views: 982

almost there Profile Views: 982

14 Jun, 2010

all most 1000

Member Since: 03/18/2009 Last Login: 06/14/2010 Profile Views: 971 some day i want to be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 Jun, 2010

hey

every one annoy opklbob because hes a sob

13 Jun, 2010

about me

name: Mike middle: Zimmer wat i wanna be when im older: a gecko fav color: None fav animal(s) : horses fav number: lets just say its over 9000 wat i like in a girl: IDK fav. song: boombox do i think the worlds going to end in 2012: i think if you do youre a efing retarad where i live: colorado home town: Merino, CO ever seen snow: imposible not to when you have lived in colorado youre whole life with some one: no brithday: NOV 4 siblings: 1 halve sister and brother person i look up 2: a tall guy fav thing to do: horse riding fav thing about my self: IDK the word i hate the most to be called: human sillyest thing ive ever done: order a cup of ice at mcdonalds and put it down my pants eye color: green hair: light brown

19 May, 2010

hey

every body im bored

10 May, 2010

idk

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you

28 Apr, 2010

Hey everybody

talk wit me so bored

18 Apr, 2010

FNC

U all should watch friday night cranks its a prnk call show check out there vids on utube

07 Apr, 2010

hey

someone talk to me i am bored

05 Apr, 2010

Bye

every ones gone so im goin

04 Apr, 2010

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04 Apr, 2010

rate me(I garade myself a f)

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

04 Apr, 2010

hey

today a giant bunny snuk into my house and gave me eggs

04 Apr, 2010

hey

help me get 1000 profile views im at 882

04 Apr, 2010

the game

theres a game heres how u playif u rember about the game u loose so u all lost the game

04 Apr, 2010

HELP

help me get 1000 views im at 882

27 Mar, 2010

hey

everyone go to the chat at 1245

27 Mar, 2010

help

help me get 100 views im at like 850

27 Mar, 2010

guys

guys only want one thing tacos

27 Mar, 2010

hey

im bored talk to me

27 May, 2009

why

WHY THE HELL DOSE IT BOCK SHIT WHY THE FUCK CANT I SAY SHIT DAMN IT

25 May, 2009

would you

Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y girl [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] gf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] wife Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No

17 May, 2009

AVAtar ChAt

at 3:40 4:40 5:40 or 6:40 go on the avatar chat

16 May, 2009

emos

EMOS x]All of them R Depressed x]R'nt Nice People x] they Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For themselfs x] they Have Made Up Problems x] dont Have Feelings x] All of them R Bi! x] they R The worst People ALIVE! x] they Dont Smile x] they Dont Laugh x] they all cut copy and paste hell yeah

13 May, 2009

CHAT

go on the avatar chat by 8:00 9:00 10:00 11:0 depending on youre time zone

11 May, 2009

ipod

???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ???? Copy And Paste If You Love Music

10 May, 2009

lol

You must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s***" and billy said "Dad, whats "s***" And then his dad says "Well billy, "s***" is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f***" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?" "Well billy f*** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping s*** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f***ng the Turkey"

10 May, 2009

LOCKED UP

IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

10 May, 2009

Colored

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

10 May, 2009

Pinocchio's Splinter Problem

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?" Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters." This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto. Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way. Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore a**umed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems. A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?" and Pinocchio replied: "Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

10 May, 2009

Aunt Edna

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet

10 May, 2009

deliquent child

Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.

10 May, 2009

I hate my sister's guts

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you

10 May, 2009

Bathroom troubles

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps." Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

06 May, 2009

johnas

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump

04 May, 2009

quiz

A - AVAILABLE: yes B - BIRTHDAY: NOV. 4 C - CRUSHING ON: none D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: code red E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Sergio F - FAVORITE SONG: Smells like teen spirt G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: worms H - HOMETOWN: merino I - IN LOVE WITH: none J - JUGGLE: hell no K - KILLED SOMEONE: NO L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 8hrs (in a day not at once) M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 O - ONE WISH: idk P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: - dont text R- REASON TO SMILE: joke (fells like playing jepordey) S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: lithium - nirvana T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:15 U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: blue V - VEGETABLE(S): carrots W - WORST HABIT: getting in trouble by makin' people laugh in class X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 3 Y - YOYOS : o.k Z - ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio

04 May, 2009

emo

I dont get the emo fad.

04 May, 2009

Real music

You say johnas brothers-I say Nirvana You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot You say Miley Cyrus-I say Nightwish You say T-Pain-I say mindless self indulgence You say Flowers-I say Deathstars You say Pink-I say Children of Bodom You say Hip Hop-i say shut the **** up You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!! You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste