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love horses. some shows i like are amarican dad south park family guy the simpsons and king of the hill some bands i like are Nirvana foo fighters meagadeath slayer and Korn
Username : | leatherbery |
First Name : | jacob |
Last Name : | lemonbery |
Gender: | M |
Country: | US |
Member Since : | 18 Mar, 2009 |
14 Jun, 2010
all most 1000
Member Since: 03/18/2009 Last Login: 06/14/2010 Profile Views: 971 some day i want to be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 Jun, 2010
about me
name: Mike middle: Zimmer wat i wanna be when im older: a gecko fav color: None fav animal(s) : horses fav number: lets just say its over 9000 wat i like in a girl: IDK fav. song: boombox do i think the worlds going to end in 2012: i think if you do youre a efing retarad where i live: colorado home town: Merino, CO ever seen snow: imposible not to when you have lived in colorado youre whole life with some one: no brithday: NOV 4 siblings: 1 halve sister and brother person i look up 2: a tall guy fav thing to do: horse riding fav thing about my self: IDK the word i hate the most to be called: human sillyest thing ive ever done: order a cup of ice at mcdonalds and put it down my pants eye color: green hair: light brown
10 May, 2010
idk
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. DON'T JUST IGNORE THIS BECAUSE IN THE BIBLE it says if you deny Him, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test: If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy this and put it in your profile. God will smile at you
18 Apr, 2010
FNC
U all should watch friday night cranks its a prnk call show check out there vids on utube
04 Apr, 2010
rate me(I garade myself a f)
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
04 Apr, 2010
the game
theres a game heres how u playif u rember about the game u loose so u all lost the game
25 May, 2009
would you
Would you make out with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have Would you sleep in the same bed as me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] Hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A s**y girl [ ] a pimp [ ] One time thing [ ] Next gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A hottie If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather...? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] Marry me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the hottest), rate me... [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 What would you want me to be to you? [ ] Friend [ ] gf [ ] Friend with benefits [ ] wife Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] No
16 May, 2009
emos
EMOS x]All of them R Depressed x]R'nt Nice People x] they Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For themselfs x] they Have Made Up Problems x] dont Have Feelings x] All of them R Bi! x] they R The worst People ALIVE! x] they Dont Smile x] they Dont Laugh x] they all cut copy and paste hell yeah
10 May, 2009
lol
You must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s***" and billy said "Dad, whats "s***" And then his dad says "Well billy, "s***" is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f***" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f***?" "Well billy f*** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping s*** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f***ng the Turkey"
10 May, 2009
LOCKED UP
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED
10 May, 2009
Colored
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
10 May, 2009
Pinocchio's Splinter Problem
One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?" Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters." This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto. Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way. Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore a**umed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems. A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls, eh?" and Pinocchio replied: "Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
10 May, 2009
Aunt Edna
Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet
10 May, 2009
deliquent child
Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
10 May, 2009
I hate my sister's guts
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you
10 May, 2009
Bathroom troubles
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps." Finally the third old man speaks up, "Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate. Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels. Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."
06 May, 2009
johnas
95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5% that would shout 'Jump
04 May, 2009
quiz
A - AVAILABLE: yes B - BIRTHDAY: NOV. 4 C - CRUSHING ON: none D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: code red E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Sergio F - FAVORITE SONG: Smells like teen spirt G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: worms H - HOMETOWN: merino I - IN LOVE WITH: none J - JUGGLE: hell no K - KILLED SOMEONE: NO L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 8hrs (in a day not at once) M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 O - ONE WISH: idk P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: - dont text R- REASON TO SMILE: joke (fells like playing jepordey) S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: lithium - nirvana T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 7:15 U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: blue V - VEGETABLE(S): carrots W - WORST HABIT: getting in trouble by makin' people laugh in class X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 3 Y - YOYOS : o.k Z - ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio
04 May, 2009
Real music
You say johnas brothers-I say Nirvana You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot You say Miley Cyrus-I say Nightwish You say T-Pain-I say mindless self indulgence You say Flowers-I say Deathstars You say Pink-I say Children of Bodom You say Hip Hop-i say shut the **** up You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!! You say hanah montana-i hit you in the face 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste
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