20 Feb, 2011

Not a very good day...

Well first ive been thinking about Michael nonstop [ive even dreamt good dreams about him and thought my hand was a phone again =] *giggles* ] And THEN Sancho cheated on Hello Kitty with Sparta then Sparta ran outside to be with her little boyfriend kitty and gave him a kiss then i chased her inside Then i tried to stay in my jammies all day and Chris told me to get dressed so i got into my "workout clothes" [that are basicly my jammies but i can wear them almost anywhere] Then we went to walmart and Chris was yelling at me because my "chi chi's"xD [as Chris said it] were getting to big and i gotta stop what ever im doing to yeah AND THEN on saterday Chris official became my daddy cuz he legally adopted me =] so now Im Lauren Amanda Spigt.. xD And me and Nadia picked out baby names[for Nadia] so if its a girl her named will either be Solimar Gweneth or Dulce Maria and if its a boy Lucus Daniel and it looks like a little alien now xD So pretty busy week it has been And ive really been missing Michael sooo much I really want to be with him now =[ cuz i look pretty damn shmexxi in my Hello kitty jammies now but i have no Michael =[ I love you though and hopefully we will talk later this week cuz im probably going to go to bed and dream about Michael now=] Gooood Night♥

14 Feb, 2011

I would be anywhere without him,

My best valentine of this whole day even if i didnt talk to him Michael Rodriguez MacIntosh♥ Goodness i really wish we could talk now I got so many roses and candys today but none from who i wanted them from the most only one more valentines day without him Then ill always have him And then when i see him im probably going to run into a wall and break my head and die Like in the story where i jump on the christmas tree, and it falls over, and the ordiments break, and a peice of glass goes in my hand, and it bleeds, and swells, and gets infected, then i go to the hospital, and they cut it off, and i die. That is the most wonderful story that ive ever told =] Gosh i am silly But i do love you Michael and when ever you want to you can always talk to me somehow =] We have been together for over a year and a half now and i really cant imagine my life without you at this point in time. Happy Valentines day my Darling. I hope you had a good day. =]

17 Jan, 2011

goes with the other bloggi =]

It was so beatiful the way the colors of the sky went fron the west to the east from yellow to orange to red and variations or blues to a dark blue almost purplish Michael looked down at the little black box and went behind Lauren and got on one knee "Lauren turn around" he told her "We are done with the bubble fight" she giggled and turned around and looked at Michael "You look so short" she giggled again Michael grabbed her hands and said "Lauren I love you and ive been with you __[how ever many years] and i want you to know that i really do love you and that this wasnt all for nothing" he opened the little black box and showed Lauren Lauren smiled at Michael while tears were falling down her cheeks "Please dont cry honey" Michael said Lauren giggled a little and opened her mouth to say something but couldnt Michael smiled up at her "Lauren Amanda Hoffman" he said looking deep into her eyes "will you marry me?" Again Lauren tried to speak but couldnt so after a minuite of trying she nodded Michael was so happy he started tearing up as well and kissed Laurens hands then put the ring on the fourth finger on her left hand and there is more but Michael is way better at telling the stories than i am so i think i should stop there But that is one of my top ten favorite stories Michael tells me But there is only six stories he has told me soo =] I love you Michael MacIntosh

17 Jan, 2011

Another story time with Lauren=]

Lauren and Michael have been together for more than 7-10 years and Michael thinks it time to do something he should have done a long time ago So Michael takes Lauren to a park and they have a picnic They see little kids playing and trying to go up slides which is silly cuz slides are meant to be going down and they can slip and fall and break their little necks and die so the parents sue the playground and- Lauren your getting off topic oh goodness me im sowwi ANYWAYS back to the good story Lauren gets sneaki sneaki on Michael and gets out bubbles Michael is looking at the little kids when he feels something pop on his neck he feels the back of his neck then looks at Lauren "did you see that?" se says "No Michael your going crazy again" then Lauren giggles Lauren kept doing that until Michael caught her with the bubble wand in her hand "I knew you were blowing bubbles on my neck" Michael says and takes the bubbles out of Laurens hands then he starts blowing bubbles then Lauren takes out another bubbles and starts blowing them at Michael Then little kids start coming over and popping the bubbles But then one little girl starts crying so Lauren goes to see whats wrong "a bubble poped in my eye =[ right here" the little girl poked her eye while she said that and started crying more so Lauren gave the little girl a hug and her bubbles and the little girl smiled and started blowing bubbles "Blow them at Michael" Lauren said as Michael was being attacked by little boys So the little girl did and then she had to leave about ten minuites after So Lauren let the little girl keep the bubbles and the kids started to go back to climbing up the slide risking death =[ but when Lauren wasnt looking Michael grabed a little black box from the piknic basket the sun was setting so Lauren and Michael decided to take a little walk

17 Jan, 2011

Oh my mommi^.^

Message from Kristykizzez From: Kristykizzez Date: Jan 17 2011 8:31PM Subject: RE: ;o "Yo lauren ima let you finish, but kristy's oreo looking cat is the best cat of all time !" -Kayne West Ha .. ^.^ But really my shmexxi kitty is the best f***ing cat of all f***ing time and your oreo cat is just another on waiting at the door for MY Sparta =]

17 Jan, 2011

Hewwo kitti ish married to Sancho?! =O

Yes she ish random person Who ish this?! Who ish this person who hasnt been on here in FOREVR?! umm the Kookie Monster? no but hewwo this ish Lauren for the people who forgot meh or dont kno who the hello i am But ima sowwi the people i do kno i havent talk to anione but Michael from here and i havent talked to Michael in lik a week cuz of the stupid bubblez=[ OH itz 2011 almost 18 months now♥ hmmm I Miss Michael =[ and I love Michael And I want Michael And Cuppikakez are good WAIT oh no no no ima talking about Michael rite now but i wanna make cupikakez now Then ill share them wif Michael =] thatz a good idea I love you Michael MacIntosh♥ And i love you my Mommi[Kristi] and my Wifey[Haley] and all of those othr people but mostly Michael =]

21 Nov, 2010

wow..

i just woke up lik at 2 cuz i fell asleep at 6 soo ive been sleepin 4 about 8 hourz i suppose and goodness meh ima still tired and sooo vewwi cold i need 2 cuddle wif my bigg penguin[Michael] =[ grrr Michael come here pweaseeee?

18 Nov, 2010

MacNummi Bubbli Bubblez =D

Hmmm well i miss Michael=[ i finalli found out wat he wanted meh 2 guesh saturday nite ima sorri honey i lied i HOPEFULLI get my fone bak this monday but if i dont ima sowwi=[ i finalli got on my facebook that i havent been on 4 lik a year Wow Lauren seriously? f*** u Wauren ur my the boss of mehh God doez she hav 2 b in EVERY bloggi now? but aniwayz yeah i hav lik the bestest name evr I HAV 2 TELL A STORRI! Random doggi: Woof! Woof! Little person: Woof! Woof! Random Dggi: Woof! Woof! Little person: Woof! Woof! Random doggi: Woof! Woof! ... woof? Meh: WOOF! thatz a tru storri that just happened=] I love you Michael!

11 Nov, 2010

WatermelonHotSauce♥

soo who actualli went 2 skool 2day? them b****facez made meh goo=[ i wuz sooo p***ed soo then i wore a sign that said Watermelon Hat Sauce♥ Jellinn? f*** yeah u r AND i got random hugz 2day From the awesomest dude wif a fro evrr i lost my pencil in his hair tho=[ then a ghosti came and wuz lik BOO! and i wuz lik.. grr and he ran away=] i wanna take a bubble baf now! random stori when i wuz little i had lik a bajillion barbiez and soo when i wuz takin a bubble baf i wuld turn on the shower but all the bubblez went away and yeah i wuld b talkin 2 the barbiez and b lik "Quick we hav 2 cross the safari journey" and yeah that ishnt weird at all Michael ish shmexxiful =D Spongebobz on?! yes Lauren it ish and ur watchin it now GO AWAY WAUREN! goodness meh

10 Nov, 2010

ShmexxifulBubbliBubblez♥

i feel random rite noww *steal Michaelz cuppikake* i feel bettr now=] but aniwayz- i hav gum in my mouf how did i get gum in my mouf?? strange but aniwayz i feel pretti bad a** rite now cuz i hav a f***in hello kitti jammiz on i kno ur sooo jellin lik 20 random ppl wer lik 'ur soo pretti' 2day i just thinkthey r all high or somethin cuz i ish not u liarz! andd i think ima goin 2 sleep i Love you Michael and hopefulli we will talk 2marro AND i will probabli get my fone bak on the 15th good nite random stalkerz♥

08 Nov, 2010

Stori time wif Lauren♥

Prince Michael found out how Bitchi princess Bitchface ish and made her walk home then Princess Lauren and Prince Michael went ovr 2 the lake[pond watevr it ish] and just stayed ther talkin 4 a few hourz then Prince Michael and Princess Lauren went 2 Laurenz house while Lauren got a shower and got all shmexxiful 4 Michael he talked 2 Laurenz daddi 4 an hour then Prince Michael and Princess Lauren went out 2 dinner then they went bak 2 Prince Michaelz aprtment and watched Happy Feet untill Lauren fell asleep in Michaelz armz♥ The End♥

08 Nov, 2010

Mor storiez wif Lauren♥

[if u just started readin this read the bloggi below this 1 2 read part 1] Soo Princess Lauren stared a Prince Michael tryin 2 figure out who he ish xactli Prince Michael didnt say anithin just stared bak at her when the movie started Princess Lauren whisper in Princess Bitchfacez ear "ish that Michael or am i just goin crazi?" of course Princess Bitchface told Lauren she wuz goin crazi and Princess Lauren just sat silentli thru the movie stealin glancez at Prince Michael when he wuznt lookin at her when the movie wuz ovr the 2 princessez went2 starbuckz and got nummi nummi strawberri frapz they went2 sit down as Prince Michael walked in[stalker] Princess Bitchface saw hym b4 Princess Lauren did and tried 2 hide Lauren from hym Finalli Prince Michael saw Princess Bitchfce and Lauren and walked ovr ther tryin 2 surprize Princess Lauren Princess Bitchace intrerupted Princess Lauren while she wuz talkin and said "wat wuld u do if Michael wuz here wif u?" Priness Lauren thought and b4 she culd open her mouf Prince Michael covered her eyez and Princess Bitchface said "guesh who" Princess Lauren giggled and guesh a bajillion namez until she gave up Prince Michael got in front of Princess Lauren and uncovered her eyez and Princess Lauren stared at hym smilin soo Prince Michael asked "soo do i get a hug or a slap or a kiss or somthin else?" Princess Lauren giggled and kissed hym while Princess Bitchface gagged and said "dont sallow each othrz tounguez"[jellin xD] Then Prince Michael took the 2 Princessez out 2 lunch and Princess Bitchface and Prince Michael while Princess Lauren sat ther silentli smilin at Michael until Michael said "did i just come here 2 nothin?" so Princess Lauren got supr close 2 Michael and put her head on his shoulder and tried 2 say as much as she culd

08 Nov, 2010

Random storri time wif Lauren again!

This storri ish realli Michaelz stori that i love when he tellz meh it but ima tellin the storri It wuz earli July 2012, Prince Michael wuz talkin 2 Princess Bitchface[aka Nadia] tellin her that he wuld b comin 2 b wif Princess Lauren the next week Of course Princess Bitchface wuz all lik "Laurenz mine u cant hav her stupid Macgay" Prince Michael just laufed and then that nite Princess Lauren talked that nite and the few nitez aftr until Prince Michael said he had 2 'work' 4 a couple nitez so Princess Lauren said she loved hym and she tried 2 txt hym as much as she culd but Princess Lauren didnt kno that Prince Michael wuz goin 2 come b wif her aftr almost 3 yearz soo Prince Michael packed then got on a plane and sat by a realli fat guy eatin a bucket of chicken and an old lady knitin a sweater 4 her cat When Prince Michael got 2 Virginia he got lost at first then finalli found his apartment he unpacked evrythin and decided 2 look around Princess Bitchface txted hym sayin her and Princess Lauren wer goin 2 see a movie about Hello Kitti and Cuppikake Ninjaz So Prince Michael thought he go surprize Princess Lauren All three of them went 2 the moviez and Princess Lauren didnt kno Prince Michael wuz evn ther So the 2 Princessez went 2 find ther seatz and then Prince Michael comes and sitz Next 2 Princess Lauren... ima 2 tired 2 write animor sooo ill finish this storri latr if Prince Michael comes on tell hym i love hym and i miss hym and hez in trouble again and tell hym 2 have sweet dreamz darling and gigglez a giggle lik myne♥

07 Nov, 2010

grrr

Missin Michael=[ sooo f***in much he wuz suposed 2 b on on friday now itz sunday and i havent talked 2 hym xcept a few txt friday I love you Michael and i need you to kiss my head cuz i sorta fell this ish the stori of wat happened Meh: *starts spinning in circles* Chris: stop spinnin ur gona fall Meh: no i wont *fallz and hitz head on table* soo i realli need u 2 make meh feel bettr=[ I love you Michael Macintosh..

06 Nov, 2010

Lauren? Lane? Person?

2marro namey change wif beautiful Lane Just 4 November 7th 2010[from 12:01am to 11:59pm] Itz official!

03 Nov, 2010

http://www.prankdial.com/listen/whyyoucallmygf_34x2p2x2a4c414y2

i ishhh vewwi sowwwwi Michael but u sound soo cute and confuzedd which made meh and Nadia giggle ALOT! I love you sooo much mor than u do

31 Oct, 2010

Nadiaz bubblez ate a muffin =O

goin trick or teatin wif random ppl and stalkin them as a f***in teenage mutant ninja turtle xD pix maybbb ur soo jellin b bak latr I love you my lil dorki nerd Michael♥

28 Oct, 2010

Oh joy =T

some chick ish fakin meh now? lauren rawrz or goez rawr or watevr the f*** it ish thatz f***in patetic =/

28 Oct, 2010

grr

goin 2 b wif Nadia if Michael comez on tell hym i love hym and ill b bak in lik an hour

26 Oct, 2010

♥

goin 2 watch Land b4 time wif Nadia and Chomper ill b bak around 11 30 i say? yes around then Michael u bettr b on then but if ur not I love you♥

26 Oct, 2010

Shmexxi time! wif Lauren and Nadia

Nadia: Nadia just came to Lauren's house and Lauren just got out of the shower looking smexy Lauren: hello kitti wuz watchin mehh get dressed but Nadia ish f***in shmexxi rite noww Nadia: Lauren is smexier! Striping for meh Jealous Macgay? Lauren: noo i onli strip 4 Michael b****face Nadia: Well excuse meh! Your the one looking smexy wearing Hello Kitty boxers xD Lauren: itz not my fault ther supr comfi! Nadia: Whateva h**. Lauren love meh more than she loves Macgayyy Wer sorri we wer just doin this wifout evn sayin anithin 2 each othr just typin down some random s*** that stalkerz lik 2 read sorri 4 the inconvenience! NadiaAndLauren

25 Oct, 2010

=[

Goodness meh=[ ima 2 late I love you Michael Macintosh♥

24 Oct, 2010

blubble blowerr♥

i gotz a new kitti! i named her Sparta! she ish prettiful and i went 2 the pumpkin patch and Michael ur bby pumpkin lovez youu! i ish mad y Lauren? WAREN UR BAK?! Leave now.. No1 wantz u b****face but i ish mad cuz sammi got the bed intruder song stuck in my head hav u heard it?! itz pretti eazi 2 remember and vewwi funni hmmm wat else? Michael i cant call or txt u til the 12th nxt month Chris grounded meh cuz he got the fone bill and when i do get my fone bak no mor late nite txt but i really love you Michael MacIntosh dont forget that.

21 Oct, 2010

Rocketship thumbz!

i just choked on air =D Three thumbz up 4 total fail! i got beiber fever! U AGAIN GO AWY JUST GO AWAY NO1 WANTZ U WAREN! damn that chick ish crazi random stori time that has nuffin 2 do wif anithin Nadia: *singin Soular Flarez 2 meh* Meh: BANANA HEART! yes banana heartz r f***in bad a** i got hit in the nose 2day by my art teacher xD she wuz takin about wat she doez when ppl r fitin and just ran ovr 2 meh and Evan and hit ush in the nose by 'accdent' OH and who wore purple yesterday? if u didnt then i hope the muffin man wakez u up in the middle of the nite and cutz off ur nose damn b****face xD g**abuse ish BAD! leadz 2 homocidez xD sowwi not tryin 2 b mean but seriousli i use 2 think instead of homicidez i thought it wuz homocidez and then i ask Chris wat homocide ish and he corrected meh it wuz HOMICIDE so now i think homocide ish g**ppl killin them selfz sowwi if i offend u! Lauren lufflez g**ppl! AND CUPPIKAKEZ! AND AND AND MICHAEL!!

15 Oct, 2010

cuppikake eatin bubbli bubblez

hmmm well well well see who came bak 2 Lauren 4 a quick lauf? well u kno wat? ima not goin 2 b funni noww ohh by the way ur muffinz r gayyy OH AWESOME THIN! ‎Nadia: LAUREN THEREZ A FUCKIN DEER JUST CHILLIN OUT IN UR BAKYARD! COME SEE!!! [7 minutes later after convincing] Meh: LOOK! ITZ BHIND THAT BUSH! *walks behind bush* oh.. wait.. itz a cat thatz a true stori that just happened then meh and Nadia and Evan and Drake and Dylan and Tas and my daddy lit a tree on fire and my daddy taped it and wow that wuz a f***in awesome fire it wz lik BOOM! POOF! and then it wuz cracklin and kinda scared mehh some chick called meh Whoren 2day=[ b**** ima slice u a peice of bread NUMMI! sorri Michael if ur readin this now cant talk 2nite but ur still goin 2 hav 2 tell meh the storri again I love youu Michael♥

09 Oct, 2010

Rawr! Chomper will eat uu!

sooo missin Michael a great deal i realli want hym rite noww soo f***in bad itz sad=[ Alshoo Miss Haleerz I lufflez choo and just cuz ur u ? BOOM anuffer supr big heart JUST 4 u i cant stop singin eifrr i now have take meh home by j bigga stuck in my head it ish actualli a very sweet and nice song not lik othr songz by hym u giv meh puppiez puppiez puppiez in my heart sad sad puppiez as long as wer apart♥ holi h**z thatz a good song OH 2day meh and Nadia and Tas and Evan went 2 the ansor 2 life[Walmart{bloggi below}] and ther wuz this guy i did kno who he wuz or wat he looked lik but i walked by hym and i wuz fixin my hair and he wuz lik hi how u u look pretti and i wuz happi cuz of that RANDOM STALKER! NO! IT WUZ MICHAEL! yes Michael wuz stalkin meh in Walmart I love you Michael sorri i cant txt u now=[ ima realli sorri about that but this ish paybak 4 meh trickin u I love you still Michael Macintosh♥

28 Sep, 2010

ima goin 2 kill a magician and wear hym as a hat 2 go travel 2 hawaii

u yes u rite ther readin this made meh do that grr ur face walmart boom the ansor 2 life oh goodness meh i ran out of peanut b***r walmart i realli need halo reach walmart i supr supr- walmart uh i wuz goin 2 say i need a hooker lik i said WALMART! u mite wanna check the cuppikake ill 4 that[-Destrey♥] random awesome thing ill evr say! the declaration of independence wuz signed by 13 memberz, 13 timez 2 ish 26 the number of gamez the lakerz lost in 1933, 1933 divied by the number of how awesome i ish meanz we hav 2 see a midget named Thorton in south carolina BOOM! im that amazin i met a midget named Thorton in south carolina yeah ur just jellin of my NINJA SKILLZ! ur eyez r lik the cube of transformerz that makez all the transformez come 2 life cuz when i look in ur eyez it makez meh feel alive wat the s*** r u talkin about Lauren? i dont kno but i sond pretti damn awesome cuz ima bad a** pimp xD

19 Sep, 2010

random thingz that makez u ask y ima sayin this stuff=]

i hate sprite but 4 some reason we alwayz hav it in the house and no1 else evr drinkz it bubblez ish the best thing 2 say when u wanna talk 2 some1 but u dont hav anithin else 2 say penguinz eat cuppikakez xcept 4 stupid penguinz lik Sancho i hav 3 penguinz 1 walrus and a giraffe Mr. Pablo ish married 2 a w**** and has 3 kidz the random song ima listenin2 ish i did ur daugter[veri nice Lauren] onli cuz itz on shuffle and i dont wanna change it random ppl will ask u out or ask wat ur wearin or wat r u doin U STALKER FACEZ i hav a mountian dew in my basment from 1998 i dont think i shuld drink it i hava cd on my bed wif Chase Coy Jeffree Star J Bigga and Papa Roach on it[dont ask y] Now ive heard the same song 3 timez alreadi typin this bloggi about 10 spiderz crawl in2 ur mouf when ur sleepin each year if i got in2 some1z house at nite when they r sleepin and tried 2 crawl in2 ther mouf ther wuld b qwestionz asked the song finalli changed! bacon hawkz r wayyyy mor awesomer than a stupid becon hawk i hav a box full of cardz[lik playin cardz of magic the gatherin and pokemon i realli hav no idea y itz strange] The song changed AGAIN! Ima in love wif Michael Macintosh♥ i hope this infomatin wuz useful

18 Sep, 2010

i got bubblez!

soo lik 2 weekz ago i started skool itz realli borin and evrithin yeah meh and Nadia almost hav evr class 2gether xcept ima in art when shez in spanish and shez in art when ima in latin so other than that itz fine i guesh AND bubblez yesh bubblez i dont kno y just bubblez also 63 new pix on playlist some r the same as i had on the othr day but thosez wer realli crappi qualiti sooo yeah cuppikakez and bubblez♥

26 Aug, 2010

ur just jellinn

cuz my hair ish blu Again but itz just alil bit lik when it wuz pink but it kinda p***ez meh off that the pink washed out and iam in my jammiz and meh and Nadia r eatn b***rballz wait noo we r eatin icy crwm and i killed a bug i got it in a glad container thingi and started shakin it and tellin it 2 die yeah it u wer wif meh rite now u wuld think ima crazi or mor crazi Oh and BUBBLEZ!

25 Aug, 2010

Meh and british ppl r crazi 2gether

British Dude Named Paul: ive got 2 light my f** Meh: umm..i think itz illegal 2 light justin beiber on fire.. British Dude Named Paul: i wish i had my fatti Meh: i can leave out a path of chicken wingz and wait 4 precious 2 come

22 Aug, 2010

32oz Monsterz make u hyper+the craziness i ish=?

they make a 32oz monster that ish the same price as the 16oz that ish messed up MICHAEL I SEE THE BLU LIGHT ur goin crazi hearin jingle bellz again and ur a b***r ball BUBBLEZ!

19 Aug, 2010

Grrr=[

I miss Michael♥ If ani1 seez hym tell hym i love hym and i miss hym and that my fone ish f***in crap and stopped workin and the othr 1 ish hidin from meh=[

18 Aug, 2010

the fuckin best game of hide and go seek

Nadia: ok Lauren dont move Meh: well wat if i did THIS *reaches out arm* then we got caught >second round< Nadia: ok Laur dont say anithin Meh: kay.. i wont Nadia: u just talked Meh: no i didnt u did! Nadia: ok just stop talkin now Meh: ok i will Nadia: LAUREN SHUT THE FUCK UP Meh: IMA NOT FUCKIN TALKIN NADIA UR THE 1 YELLIN!!! then we got caught again

18 Aug, 2010

Stori time wif Lauren=]

1 nite Prince Michael and Princess Lauren wer talkin on the fone[around 1:20 in the mornin] and Prince Michael kept hearin bellz Prince Michael asked Princess Lauren "Did u hear that?" Princess Lauren giggled her cute giggle[or wat ppl say ish cute] and said"No ur goin crazi Michael" Prince Michael wuz 2 tired 2 understand it wuz her makin the bell noisez it wuld happen about evry minuite and Prince Michael wuld keep hearin it and think he wuz goin crazi Princess Lauren kept gigglin lik she alwayz doez When it wuz time 2 say ther goodbyez they said they loved each other and Princess Lauren told hym not 2 think of the bell the next nite Prince Michael wuz hearin the bell and it started makin a tune at 1st he culdnt understand wat it wuz until ppl told hym it wuz Jingle Bellz[the christmas song] Prince Michael then started thinkin it wuz his fone since Princess Lauren told hym she culdnt hear it then Princess Lauren started singin along wif it and got it perfectli rite wif the tune at 1st prince Michael thought it wuz just luck then again when Princess Lauren sang it rite on tune he began 2 suspect somethin He asked Pricess Lauren"Lauren r u the 1 thatz makin the bellz?" Princess Lauren gigglez and said"yes" All Prince Michael culd say uz "oh my God" ovr and ovr =] That wuz a good nite 4 Prince Michael and Princess Lauren

11 Aug, 2010

Eight Dollar engagment ringz- Chase Coy[wif a few changez]

We met more than a year ago It's frighting how time can go by so fast that you don't even notice when it's gone There's something about Arizona that I can't help but love But sometimes the highway miles seem so long So don't cry darling I'll be there in the morning but you know That the worst part is always heading home We spend so much time apart I know sometimes it's hard but Michael if there's one thing I'm sure of it is us Besides we have the small things like eight-dollar engagement rings To keep us sane till you get on that bus So don't cry darling You'll be here in the the morning but you know That the worst part is always heading home One day we'll start our new life behind the glow of the pale city lights In an apartment of our own It will be so perfect and we'll both know that it was worth the wait I can hardly wait for that day to come So don't cry darling Cause one day every morning we'll both know That the best is always heading home. I love you Michael♥

28 Jul, 2010

One year anniversary^.^

Yup itz meh and Michaelz 1 year anniversari i honestli cant believe it has it realli been 1 year Lauren? Yes yes it has random stalker in my bloggi it has Michael cant b on tho but ill b able 2 call hym in lik 30minz I honestly love you Michael and i hope nothing will break us up=] Lauren Amanda Hoffman+Michael Rodriguez Macintosh=?

21 Jul, 2010

ima bite some1z face in a minuite

grrr i dont knoo ive been threatin ppl i wuz goin 2 bite their face latli yup itz supr fun i gotz a new word....Xactli yupper doodle fun kakez ALSO ppl that tell meh ima shmexxi that i dont kno or ask meh if ima single or bi nooo leave my the f*** alone #1] ima not bi #2] i hav a Mr. MacNummi so yeah and i probabli wont message u bak so dont rape my inbox

18 Jul, 2010

somethin xtremeli awesome

i just sneezed noo thatz not it Nadia just came here! at 5 in the mornin wat? Lauren ur goin crazi I BROKE THE SPACE BAR no seriousli i did and itz r****ed now therz a lil button in the middle that i hav 2 press now pepperoni wat Lauren wat doez that hav 2 do wif ani thing? i dont kno but ishnt that word weird?! itz lik pepper and oni wat the f*** ish oni?! yup i ish tired THERZ A BIRDI! i bet ur happi now Michael i f***in see the birdi again and itz all ur fault grr ima bite u and Nadiaz goin kik ur a** and wer goin 2 sing that song

18 Jul, 2010

yeah i ish a loser but i can win whenevr i want

RUGRATZ! do u remember that show? that wuz f***in awesome teachin lil kidz 2 breack out of kiddi jail wif a screwdriver i watch the f***in movie b**** yeah i want Tommi and Chucki and Dil so yeah ima stealin bbyz 2nite yup that wuz completeli random and u f***in kno wat? u lik it=] AND itz yup yup day

13 Jul, 2010

puppiz make weird soundz?!

puppiz r wierd Cupkakez[rip] liked 2 lick my toungue[cuz i let her twice BUT by accident] [[ur goin shur Lauren we will go wif that but we all kno u lik 2 make out wif dogz]] WHICH ISH SO UNTRU! but yeah bak 2 the point Dude liked 2 lick my feet[creeper puppi] them doggiz r g**or some thing? they need a btich =D i used the rite word 4 a gurl doggi i ish proud of myself now i think ima goin crazi noww

13 Jul, 2010

grrrr ima pimp.... a cuppikake pimp

so yeah MUFFINZ! r icki no1 likz f***in muffinz =[ my daddi callz meh a muffin tho or "Muff" so yeah Michael made meh put pink in my hair 2day yup and i DID IT! now i can dye his hair bloo! or mayb brown he wuld look good wif brown hair actualli but he wont let meh dye his hair blonde or pink so ima bite hym oh... AND THER ISH NO BIRDI! I WUZNT GIGGIN AT THE BIRDI!

12 Jul, 2010

=O who took the kookiez from the kookie jar?

Wauren took the kookiez from the kookie jar who meh? yes u b**** i didnt steal no f***in kookiez so shut the f*** up=] [[wuz just watchin desandnate so yeah]] a helpless lil childz game turn bad aftr Wauren playz i caught a kitti kat and it has a huge tail i shall name it Floppi yes Floppi b**** i hav a mtn dew supr nummiful so yeah thatz it muffinz r food NOT friendz take that u f***in ugli muffinz

12 Jul, 2010

http://www.playlist.com/VAMPieN/photos

27 new pix some supr shmexxi some i just had 2 put on

24 Jun, 2010

scrwwi!!

i i i i think the tv ish haunted u kno by a ghosti a whistler ghosti i i i needdd my cuddli bear 2 save the day

24 Jun, 2010

=[

missin Michael=[ i havnt talked 2 hym since sunday i got out of skool 2day but i wuz cryin all day 2 mani hugz strangerz wer touchin mehh i just need hugz from Michael now i made pirate cuppikakez which ish nummiful and meh and Nadia has been watchin Degrassi lik none stop 4 2 dayz now talk about patetic can i get a hug from a stalker i actualli kno?

10 Jun, 2010

i ish the shmexxest nerd u kno

i finished my book finalli and it wuz so good and sad itz a romance and suspense so of course itz sad it made meh cri Tristan went bye bye 4 good cuz he finished his angel mission and Ivy ish a w**** she lovez Tristan then he diez then Gregory triez 2 make her fall 4 hym and it startz 2 work then Tristan ish able 2 talk 2 her through her mind and in the end she endz up wif Will confuzin itz realli good tho ima such a nerd=]

08 Jun, 2010

look @ u lil kidz tryin 2 b grown upz=] WELL UR NOT!

watz wif lil kidz cursin? lil kidz shuld b lik oh darn it the candi storez all out of freakin muffinz and then just bein ztoopid dont u lil kidz shuld b good and run around wif icy crwm in ur handz and makin ur mommi kissin ur boo booz when u fall thatz wat i do!

07 Jun, 2010

Lauren ish a bad ass

Lauren gotz grounded=[ until fridai she and Nadia left skool 2 go 2 dairy queen and u f***in kno wat? it wuz good ur soo jellin now and then we got caught and in skool suspencion ishnt fun! u sit in a room and actualli work or the guy yellz @ u so that wuz wat ive been up 2 missin Michael still tho AND AND AND lik a month in a half it will b our 1year anniversari he bettr giv meh my cuddli bear or ill kik his a** grrrr

07 May, 2010

hewwo ther=]

this ish Wauren if u 4got meh i understand=[ sorri i wuz gone 4 a long time i threw my lappi toppi out the window[long stori] but a lot of thingz happened 2 i got 2 talk 2 Michael alot tho so ima happi about that ohh ohh and 2day ish my birfday so xtra happi misserz alot of u tho

08 Apr, 2010

Ickiii Beez

so i wuz wearin my skirt 2day but i culdnt find leggingz so i just put on short shortz then ther wuz a bee and ima terrified of beez and i scream so f***in loud when i see 1 lik no joke so i screamed and tried 2 hit it then it went up my skirt and stung my thigh and it still hortz soooo bad OH and u wanna hear my storri? ok 1 day we seen a dino then we ran away then we seen zombiez then we ran away then we seen a squirrel then we were lik aww how cute then the squirrel ate ush then we died wuznt that lik the best storri ebr? yes it wuz Lauren u made ush lauf once again

04 Apr, 2010

http://www.playlist.com/VAMPieN/photos/view/16096826625

the bestest pic i ebrrr made but it lookz lik a 5 year old drew it but u gotta love it

03 Apr, 2010

i hav stalkerz at 4 am

lik 8 ppl just messaged meh at the same time i wuz like wat the f*** lik goo away i dont wanna talk 2 u grrr ill eat u meh no likeyy u creepi as hell stalkerzz

02 Apr, 2010

Scawwed

i broke the blindz thingi cuz i wanted 2 see the starz now the boogiman ish goin 2 get meh now hez lik Rawrrr Lauren ima eat choo and ima runnin around in circlez lik crazi and i need 2 hide hez goin 2 eat my soul

29 Mar, 2010

bestest ppl ebr on this website

♥Michael ish the sweetest bestestest lovinest shmexiest cariest guy in the whole f***in world who lovez meh no matter wat evn tho i can get realli ztoopid at timez he will still put up wif meh hez put up wif meh 4 this long! Haley ish1 of the prettest gurlz ani1 will ebr meet and if u dont think so u must b f***in blind cuz shez still f***in gorgous wif 4 kiddz which all r myne 2 which ish y the r so cutifuliousious! Kristi ish anuffer bootiful gurl that ima lucki enuff 2 call my bestest mommi in the world and if u dont think that then ima go get my penguinz and they will eat ur cuppikakez! Devon ish the bestest guy wiffey ani1 culd ebr hav and ur just jellin cuz he can onli b myne and no1 elsez and hez soooo f***in prettifuliousical u wish u culd hav some1 evn half as good as hym! MANDY! ish of my bestestestestest frannz that wuz lik my 1st bestie on this website and shez lik a wittle sister that inevr had the 1 of the awesomest wittle people u will ebr meet no doubt! Tatyana ish the bestest sissi ani1 culd ebr hav and she f***in bootifulious and ani1 wuld b f***in lucki 2 actualli b able 2 talk 2 her evn tho she doeznt come on here animor i still lufflez her 2 death i love these ppl and if u do ani thing 2 hort ani of them then ill f***in get the gangsta penguinz on ur a** and they wif f***in eat ur cuppikakez and steal ur icin and icy crwm and gummi bearz

28 Mar, 2010

Happy 8th month anniversari Michael♥

Happy 8th month anniversary Michael MacIntosh i really cant believe it has been 8 monthz already i really do love you ill alwayz love you now and forever and soon enuff we mite atcually b together if you still want meh then but i alwayz think of you and i alwayz miss you and i alwayz will ill try 2 b on later if i can but if i cant i hope you know i love you and Happy 8th month anniversary Michael MacIntosh -Love forever, your Lauren Amanda Hoffman

26 Mar, 2010

^.^

Devon ish the bestest guy wifey ebrr in the whole f***in world and hezz mynee onli mynee I lufflez choo!

22 Mar, 2010

scarri!!!

so meh and Nadia and Chris and Nisa r sittin out and itz perfectli sunni then all of a sudden it startz pourin rain and meh and Nadia keep screamin holi s*** holi s*** ima goin get wet then we find the house and we hide under the stairz lik 5 minuitz latr itz sunni again it wuz so crazi and now ima lik soaked oh and Kookie McWhore and Mr. Pablo named ther bbiez Nilla and Oreo and Dorkay Don Pablo jr

19 Mar, 2010

Rawwrrrr Grrrrrr

ima goin 2 bite u i wuz bitin Nadia 2day she tasted lik strawberriz then then then then i bit a book but it wuz icki and and and and AND i wanna bite shum1 else

19 Mar, 2010

=[

i feel terrible rite now ima lik burnin and i smell browniez which i love 2 smell usuali but when ima not feelin well it makez meh wanna thro up ICKi! and itz sunni out side FUCKIN SUNNii AT 7 AT NITE wat the f*** and ima chubbi=[ Nadia proved it i wuz goin 2 eat a cuppikake then Nadia said no dont eat that i asked y then she said itz lookz lik it goez 2 ur b***z and ur b***z alreadi swallowed pluto so yeah ima sad now i cant eat cuppikakez or browniez or anithin good lik that

15 Mar, 2010

Nummifultasitic!

itz Sammiz birfday YAY!*thro a parti* sho i skipped skool wif Nadia and i seen the Brown Bby[[Kookie]] i luverz her sho f***in much wif those cubbie cheekz and that giggle i made her eat a jalopeno and she spit it out and started stickin out her toungue and shakin it wuz funni but ztoopid Sammi wuz lik wat the f*** Lauren r u tryin 2 kill her and we wer putin trash in kookiez hair cuz sahe has a lil fro and it stayed in ther and Sammi kept gettin p***ed but Kookie ishh the cutest wittle bby evbr

10 Mar, 2010

=[

meh and Nisa and Nadia wacth moulin rouge and Nisa lovez the beginin and i wuz cryin at the end evn tho ive seen that movie lik a bajillion timx itz so sad at the end cuz Satine diez and i want kookie dough now and i feel terrible ima burnin up rite now

09 Mar, 2010

Nadia messed up the Muffinz ='[

we started 2 mak muffinz yesterdai in home ec sho we baked them 2day and Nadia wuz mixin the ingredentz and she put 2much salt in them and we tasted them sho i took a bite BLAHH! they tasted lik play doh and i spitted it up in Nadiaz hand and she got p***ed by that cuz shez a f***in meanie the worst part ish i want a cuppikake now=[

28 Feb, 2010

happi 7th month anniversari

lik realli it doeznt seem like 7 monthz mayb lik 3 but it has been and ur the best part of my whole life u tell meh probabli evry thing i want 2 kno and u complete meh the other part of my heart i didnt evn kno i didnt hav at 1st i can nevr lose u evr ur lik chocolat kake u cant stop after 1 bite u make my day evn if we dont talk that day i used 2 called u Pablo and u called meh Lala and we planed we wer goin 2 go 2 anartica i remember around 4:30am[[1:30 ur time]] on july 28th ish when the penguinz dared u 2 ask meh out so happi 7th month anniversari i love you Michael Macintosh

27 Feb, 2010

ima in florida

i got here lik we started goin yesterdai and we got here now and i took my bandagez off but i cant bend my wrist that far still sho now i get 2 go 2 the beach and swimm and itz hot and itz febuary ur jellin lik a snackk pack now and i broke a crayon and it wuz pink and itz looked awesum when i took a pic of it and ima tiredd itz lik 5 now tho

23 Feb, 2010

=o

i dyed my hair blonde again or lik i had it b4 sho yeah AND AND AND in gym 2 day ztoopid Nadia hit my face wif theball and my wittle nosey hortz and our p.e teacher ish a f***in b**** she made meh play volleyball wif a broken wrist just cuz i didnt hav a f***in note then i called her a b**** and told her that i culdnt play then she wuz lik Hoffman 100 push upz now and i wuz lik u cant f***in do that 250 missi and ill see u after class and i wuz p***ed almost all dai cuz of that

20 Feb, 2010

=[

i broke my wrist the ofr day cuz meh and Cupcakez wer playin and i wuz walkin bakwardz and triped ovr wittle Nisa and i cant rite so i gotta learn how 2 rite wif my rite hand

17 Feb, 2010

=[

my mommi[[Kristi]] hatez meh she sayz ima mean and a evil lil gurlli and she grounded meh

14 Feb, 2010

meh made a poem XD

rosez r red shum sox r black wont u b my doctor mac?

14 Feb, 2010

♥

Happy Valentinez dayy u random stalkerish person readin this! Nisa sayz Happy Valentinez day 2 i got 2 go makez kookiez and cuppikakez 4 Nadia cuz shez 2 lazi not 2 mention she wuld burn evrything 2 make them her self buh byezz

13 Feb, 2010

.

switchin 2 my fone sho if it takez 4evr 2 repli then just wait

12 Feb, 2010

ur jellin

meh and Nisa r watchin Dora and now Nisaz tellin meh te amo ima so pathetic Nisa knoz mor spanish than meh and shez 4 ima lik 11 yearz older that her=[

11 Feb, 2010

quizzi

your name: Lauren Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yeah How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? i dont kno Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? yeah Are you crushing on someone? no Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? yeah Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? yeah Are you happier single or in a relationship? relationship Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? yeah Have you ever had your heart broken? Yeah Have you ever broken someone's heart? i dont think so If you could go back in time and change things, would you? yeah Think any of your ex's feel the same? no Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? no Have you dated people who were not good to you? yupp Have you dated someone older than you? yeah Younger? dont think so Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? shumtimz Do you Believe in love at first sight? yeah Ever been given an engagement ring? no a promise ring tho Do you want to get married? yeah Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? yeah Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? yes Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? itz worserr Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you? yeah Have u ever flirted with a friends crush? yeah but i didnt mean 2 Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you? no Would you ever date your best male/female friend? noo cuz then if u break up ur frannship ish messed up Have any of your exs called you by a nickname after the break up? yup If your best friend of the opposite s** went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? yeah

10 Feb, 2010

Blah

Dear Lauren, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)

09 Feb, 2010

XD

Nisa ish sittin in my lap playin wif my new bloo hair and she wuz lik whoz that and she pointed 2 Haley and i told her that she wuz lik she purtyyy then she pointed 2 Kristi and said the same thing then she wuz lik oh my cuppikakez[[she learned that from mehh]] therz Nadia shez ztoopid then she stuck out her toungue then Nadia came by and Nisa wuz like ur ztoopid i hate u

09 Feb, 2010

?

LAYER ONE -- Name: Lauren Birthday: May 7th -- Birth place: Va -- Eye Color: Bloo -- Hair Color: blak and bloo and a lil blonde -- Height: 5"6 5"7 LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? Nadia and Nisa 2. You were in a car with? Nadia and Chris 3. Went to the movies with? Nadia and Chris 4. Person you went shopping with? Nadia 5. You talked on the phone? uhh Nadia? 6. Made you laugh? Haleyy 7. Who you miss hanging out with? Chris 8. You babysat? Nisa WOULD YOU RATHER... 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tongue cuz itz shmexi 2. Die in a fire or get shot? shot ANSWER TRUTHFULLY... 1. Sun or moon? Moon 2. Winter or Fall? winter 3. Left or Right? left 4. Sunny or rainy? rainy 6. Club or pub? club 7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust & rely on? Yes 8. Do you want to get married? Yes 9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl 10. What time is it? 9:07 11. Do you cook? yup 12. Current mood? ztoopid IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU... 1. Kissed someone? on the cheek if it countz 2. Sang? yup 3. Listened to music? la duhh 4. Seen someone? yeah 5. Danced Crazy? yeah 6. Cried? yes FIRSTS. 1. Who was your first love? uhh i think Carlos when i wuz 3 XD 2. Who was your first roommate? Sammi 3. What was your first real job? nevr had a job i hav had secret missionz but no job 4. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? when i wuz 2 5. What was your first CD/Tape? i dont kno 6. Where was your first vacation? Florida 7. Who was your first best friend? Chris 8. Who is your best friend(s)? Chris and Nadia 9. Where was your first sleepover? Lydiaz house but i didnt sleep the whole nite ther 10. Who's wedding were you in? i dont kno

09 Feb, 2010

XD I lufflezz choo Halerzz

Message from Rawrr15 From: Rawrr15 Date: Feb 9 2010 8:10PM Subject: RE: <3 i'll lt you go all megga-trann/optomuis prime on someones a**hh soon tho :D

08 Feb, 2010

dont quit not quite- Heyhihello

You know it’s a cloudy day here Spring will be well worth the wait I’ll be sure to greet the sunshine To the frozen buckeye state Along with the warmer weather I think you might thaw my heart After all the coldest winters Have torn it apart You and I, well, we could be just fine If only I knew you had the time! The temperature seldom rises past that wintry thermometer line Now I’m tempted to travel to your state just to steal some sunshine But if ever you come back with me and turn my gray skies a bright blue I’d feel right at home to hold your hand and chase the clouds with you You and I, well, we could be just fine If only I knew you had the time! I’ll fall asleep, that’s right I’ll fall asleep tonight With nothing on my mind Except for the sunlight You and I, well, we could be just fine If only I knew you had the time! I’ll fall asleep, that’s right I’ll fall asleep tonight With nothing on my mind Except for the sunlight

08 Feb, 2010

=[

hot cheetoz and mountain dew dont go well in the tummi my tummi ish talkin now it sayz grurgle gurgle i hort

08 Feb, 2010

=o

ima goin 2 kill Nadia she put the pic that i thought i deleted she just showed meh it and shez goin bye bye sho if any 1 asked Lauren did nuffin

05 Feb, 2010

XD

ima freezin my a** off ima outside and itz snoin wif Nadiaz blanki and sqarez watchin ppl cuz ima stalker

05 Feb, 2010

XD

i gotzz icycweam and chocolat syrup and caramel MMM! itz nummi and ima not sharin cuz the last time i shared i got my cuppikakez stolen =[

05 Feb, 2010

=o

Mr.Pablo gotzz married 2 1 of his hooker pengizz cuz hez a f***in pimp XD and i found a jello bear and meh and Nadia wer watchin Nisa and i wuz holdin the lamp and i took the bulb out and i wuz holdin it wif my finger in the socket thingi and Nadia turned it on and it shocked meh and it wuz f***in funn

04 Feb, 2010

yay

i got a new fone and ima usin it now and the print ish tini tini and it takez 4evr 2rite all this sho if i sorta f*** up when ima ritin dont say no s***

25 Jan, 2010

jellin yet?

i hav officalli changed Michaelz name hez not Michael Macintosh no mor hezz Michael MacNummi and ur just jellin cuz u dont hav a shmexxi name lik that

23 Jan, 2010

=/

i dont wanna talk rite now sho the ppl that r mesagin meh i wont reply bak but it mite say ima still online

22 Jan, 2010

=[

Nadia thinkzz ima ztoopid cuz we eatin kandi and ima eatin shumthing called zotz and therz lik power in the middle and i bite down and itz startz 2 get foamiee and sour and then i lick it again and start makin this weird face and she sayz i look ztoopid shez meannn=[

19 Jan, 2010

clitterdick ;]

XD Meh and Nadia gotz 2 say that now 4 lik evr but we didnt make it up this tyme=[ Shane Dawson did Charlotte seen ush watchin Shane Dawson 1ce and wuz lik whoz the g**guy and we just started lafin cuz she has a realli heavi mexican accent

18 Jan, 2010

XD

Haley: Ello Meh: Luvv Haley: you (: Meh: too Haley: For Meh: Umm i dont kno =[ Haley: NO!! i ment like for and u say ever so its like luvv you for ever? xD

18 Jan, 2010

Grr>.<

Meh and Nadia r mad cuz May cant come any sooner mor speicificli May 7th=]

18 Jan, 2010

XD

Nadia: the best way 2 say i love u ish wif no pantz on;] Meh: Wat the f*** Nadia Nadia: Wat Meh: wat the f*** wuz that bout Nadia: itz the f***in truth sho shut the f*** up Nisa: AWW Nadiaa Meh ish tellin*start runnin home* Nadia: Come bak bak here u lil w*****chasin after her* Nisa: Nadia ish a phat head Meh: Nadia leave her Kyler: Laur leave them alone let them work it out any wayz itz*yellz: The way 2 a dudez heart ish thro his pantz u b*****[he wuz talkin 2 Nadia]

15 Jan, 2010

=o

meh @ Nadia got our fonez taken away 2day it wuz sad and we wont get them bak till probabli next week=[ i had a realli crappi day 2day

14 Jan, 2010

>/

Sho 2day @ skool i went in wif Nadia @ lik 10am cuz we slept in and sho i had 2 go 2 english and i went in wif a smoothie and my engish teacher wuz lik wat the f*** y r u 2 late and then i got detention and @ lunch meh and Nadia culdnt stop laufin cuz ther wuz a peice of pizza on the floor and i got hit in the head wif a banana and i abandon my shoez on the stairz then Nadia realized they wer herz and got mad @ meh

12 Jan, 2010

Randomzz

[A] rather be trapped on an island or dead? dead [B] plane crash or die in your sleep? die in my sleep [ C] money or happiness? happinezz [D ] s** or no s**? s** [ E] prank calls or graffti? prank callzz [F ] liquor or water? liquor [G ] halloween or christmas? halloween [ H] school or skipped? skipped [ I] myspace, facebook or yozutube? utube [ J] ipods or mytouch? ipodz [ K] twlight or fame? twilightt [ L] steal or buy? dependzz [M ] smart car or station wagon? g**car[[ash long ash i cant b seen]] [N ] gang member or football player? football playrr [ O] singer or actor? bof [P ] do your teacher if they were the last person on earth or kill yourself? kill meh self [Q ] adultswim or disney? disney [R ] mall or a concert? mall [ S] cheat on a test or rip it up? cheat [ T] sprite or coke? mixture of bof ish NUMMii [ U] beyonce or leona lewis? neifrr [ V] jay sean or justin bieber? justin bieber [W ] fat or skinny? skinni [X] lady gaga or kate perry? Katy perry.? [Y ] lmfao or lol? neifr [ Z] dunkin dounuts or starbucks? dunkin dounut b****h

12 Jan, 2010

Oh no

i had carmex in my back pocket then i sit it popzz and now it feelz akward

12 Jan, 2010

XD

2day i went 2 skool =o SHOCKING and i ran 87 lapz 4 the pacer i beat evry1 and i made a bby wif Nadia in sience B JELLiN we had a boi and Named hym Lucas it wuz lik the genezz thingi i wuznt listenin sho i dont realli kno HE HAS PURPLE EYEZ! ur jellin of hym lik a f***in snack pack b**** ima lik sho f***in hyper now itz not f***in funni ok it ish a lil but yeah f*** it

10 Jan, 2010

grrrr

TEDDii GHRAMZZ MMM Nummi i ish blahh oh s*** Nadiaz ish preggerzz XD naww mayb i wuld b the ofr mommi then =o lolllipop got her preggerz XD she cant shwang food or ani thing or any1 ani mor

10 Jan, 2010

=o

Dammit im mad Backwardzz ish Dammit im mad b****=o scawwi

10 Jan, 2010

EWWW

i wuz lickin Kyler sho my toungue wuz out and Cupcake comez and lickzz my toungue and ima lik f***in freakin out it wuz sho nasti and ima screamin and keep yellin and she doeznt taste lik cuppikakezz

09 Jan, 2010

=o

meh and Nadia made a mess in 7-11 it wuznt my fault tho we wanted a slurpie and we onli had money 4 a bigg 1 and we usualli share any way sho yeah but we wanted the pina colada favor and the thing wuz frozen sho we turned it all the way cuz it wuldnt come out and it spraided ush now i ish sticki and taste good ur jellinnn lik a snack pack

09 Jan, 2010

i wuverzz Nisa<3

i wish she wuz my sisterr Nadia doeznt deserve her she ish lik sho f***in cute lik a lil cuppikake and i tried 2 eat her shez lik sugar and she made meh feel bettr and lik evry1 else ish sick now and allday yestrday we watched moviez and she made my bak feel bettr and yeah wuv herr

05 Jan, 2010

=[

ima sho f***in sick i feel lik dyin=[ and dizzi since saterdai nite fridai wuz Ronalz birfdai and yeah =[ ima dead x_x

31 Dec, 2009

=[

Nadia got a kishh lucki her but it wuz by meh sho i shuld b lucki 2 xspesialli since we goin 2 Idaho or u culd b the ho ima sad and itz shum1z fault mayb itz Nadiaz? Mayb itz Jenniz? mayb it ish Jennizz ima feelin depressed

30 Dec, 2009

=o

Zachieeeeeee ish my bang buddi and evry1 ish jellin lik a snack pack cuz ima shmexi purple s** ponie XD and hez a Waffle man XD

30 Dec, 2009

scawwi shit

meh and Jenni and Nadia all day we hav been watchin scawwi moviezz since i woke up @ 2 1st my super phyco sweet 16 then prom nite and friday the 13 itz weird i dont get scared by these moviez by i scream when i hear loud noisezz O_o

30 Dec, 2009

=o

2day ish the 30th onli 2 mor dayz of 2009 oh s*** ther wuz sho much i didnt do=[

29 Dec, 2009

YAY!

I hav cuppikakezz and they my fav fav FAV kind the confetti watevr cake and a lot of chocolat icein! YUMMy NUM YUM!

29 Dec, 2009

=o

meh and Nadia r runnin away 2 Idaho and gettin married then we goin 2 transfor in2 kitti katz wif magical ninja powerzz we gotta get kookiezz and cuppikakez and smorezz and kandi kanezz mmmmm kuppi kanezz wat??

28 Dec, 2009

♥

ima lik sho f***in happi 2day lik i dont fank nuffin can spoil how i feel I realli Love Michael wif all my heart he makez my world go round wif out hym i probably wuld of killed myself and yeah and that jazz I love you Michael

27 Dec, 2009

=o

cupi kakkeezz XDi ritten cuppikakez on my pantz and my oncle wuz lik yo Laurla wat r cupi kakkeezz{cope-e cock-ez} annd yeah thenwhe kept sayin my step dad has shumfang on his bak cuz he wuz wearin his Semin jersey XD =o Gizz on his bak

26 Dec, 2009

=o

Cupcakes ish a lil b**** seee i used the tecnilogicaliful term 4 a fegurl doggi =o OH SHIT big word^^^ i wanna make cuppikakezz nowww and and and i wanna shwang u WAIT WAIT WAIT wat?? i said it yup but not xactli uuuu but shum1...-.^

25 Dec, 2009

AWWHHH

Nisa wuz bein a cutie she said Warren can i watch Ehmo pize? and she it xactli lik that in the cutest voice now we hav 2 alwayzz tell her she wuv Ehmo

25 Dec, 2009

=]

Wow i just notice shumfang that made meh actualli feel bettr i hav ppl who love meh i can name 5 off the bak of my head ♥♥Michael♥, Kristi, Haley, Nadia, And Tatyana♥♥ and i love them sho yeahh=]

25 Dec, 2009

=o

sho Nadia ish sittin b meh rite and i started takin bout Michael and she wuz lik u evr notice that and i said evr notice wat and she said that i alwayz blush and smile when i fank or talk bout Michael and then i kept sayin that wuznt true but realli i mean lik cereal i dont kno mayb i do a lil=]

25 Dec, 2009

YAY!

meh and Haley just had our 3rd bby a boii named Chippy Carro! Shmexi name rite? I wuv choo Haley! Fank choo 4 lettin meh b a mommi! And My Mommi Kristi UR A GRANDMA XD and my sissi Tatyana UR A AUNTIE XD and my Hubbi Michael<3 I Love youu!

25 Dec, 2009

=o

itzz almost my birfday in lik 4 or 5 monthzz u ish jellin lik a snack pak XD

25 Dec, 2009

Anouncement 2 Haleyyy

Get the mousey readi! and hurry and um um were goin 2 hav a nofr bby! YAY b happy! and and and ur BOOTIFUL! I WUV CHOO♥

25 Dec, 2009

=o

Merry 4th of Julyy u random ppl u I wuv choo! [[Mab not u or u but yeah s***rrr]] i just took Cuppikakezz on a walk and itzz rainin and therzz sno and a tree fell sho ther wuz a walk way in the grass and it turned 2 mud and i wuz in flippy floppizz and i lost themm and Michael sorri i hung up on u my fone died and i cant find the chargerr=[ I love you though

24 Dec, 2009

=[

sho my mum and dad atcualli called meh rite and they hate meh and sho my mum wuz lik blah blah blah hav f***in fun @ ur lil frann house or shumfang lik that thatzz all i heard then she hung up and my dad called and started yellin @ meh cuz i gesh ima not good enouf 4 hym or shum s*** #1 hezz the 1 who left meh #2 he called meh which shuldnt giv hym the rite 2 yell @ meh and i realli wanna cry rite now but i cant and ztoopid Kyler and Nadia and Charolette r sleepin and i hav 2 put Nisa 2 sleep Nisa ish lik 4 and shezz the sweetest lil gurl u wuld evr meet sho yeah =[ meh feelzz sorta bad

24 Dec, 2009

Haleyyy!

i love choo sho f***in much i wanna cut u open sho i can steal ur heart^.^ ur 1 of the bestesterzz wifeyzz i gotzz and choo ish shmexi XD[[no rainebowee]] Wuverz choo Warren errmmm Lauren<3

24 Dec, 2009

this wuz my fav song when i wuz a wittwe personn

Knew the signs Wasn't right I was stupid for a while Swept away by you, And now i feel like the fool. So confused, my hearts bruised, Was i ever loved by you? Out of reach, so far, I never had you heart, Out of reach, couldn't see, We were never meant to be. Catch myself from despair, I could drown if i stay here, Keeping busy every day, I know i will be okay. But i was ? So confused, my hearts bruised, Was i ever loved by you? Out of reach, so far, I never had your heart, Out of reach, couldn't see, We were never meant to be. So much hurt, so much pain, Takes a while to regain what is lost inside, And i hope that in time, you'll be out of my mind. I'll be over you. But now i'm?. So confused, my hearts bruised, Was i ever loved by you. Out of reach, so far, I never had your heart, Out of reach, couldn't see, We were never meant to be. Out of reach, so far, You never gave your heart, In my reach, i can see, There's a life out there for me.

23 Dec, 2009

=o

last nite i wuz in the hospital i past out of the baf room floor now ima in the hospital still wif my playboi blankie=] XD sho latr hopefulli ill b out of here

21 Dec, 2009

result from the quiz Nadia made meh take

You are da woman dat he really loves!! You are da woman dat he can see his self being wit 4 da rest of his life! You are da one dat he takes home 2 meet his mother! You can careless bout da sidelines! You know you have his heart and later on & life da Sidelines will not matter!!!!! You are da 1 dat he brags on & dnt mind being seen and public wit! You mean da world to him and sooner or later U will have ur ring.. Keep It up Wifey!

20 Dec, 2009

=o

i just rememberd shumfang Michael stoleded my cuppikake AND RIPED MY PILLOW and featherzz went evry wher abd it wuz fun until we had 2 clean it up

19 Dec, 2009

XD

sho i came bak yesterdai and yeah s*** and it snoed her and itz still snoin i fank and sho meh and Nadia and Jenni hav candi canezz and we wer eatin them and nadia wuz s***in on herzz and makin it go in and out her mouf and sho i wuz lik ur not shupost 2 shallow and she wuz lik oh dammit but it goez in and out my mouf sho ez and jenni wuz lik thatz wat she said then we wer laufin and Nadia gav meh a look lik wat the f*** and she said how do u kno ur not supost 2 shallow then b4 i answered she wuz lik wer u givin a blo job 2 shum1 probabli Michael and then meh and jenni gav her a look lik wat the f*** r u fankin and yea thatz bout it

19 Dec, 2009

XD jellin?

Message from Rawrr15 From: Rawrr15 Date: Dec 19 2009 9:44PM Subject: RE: O: Hoe u gotz no clue wht u bee sayinn up in hurr! i loverz cheww more than i fat kid loves cake or a swimmer wears spandex :] or a black person and thier chicken! and its soo funny cuz u think u loverz me more thani loverz you buht chewww ishh WRONGER then left and rightt hunny!! cuz i will go al types off white gurl n yoh a** :D! xD jk o.o; infintiy X infinity X 1 :]

15 Dec, 2009

=/

havent been on 4 a while i missed Michael and Sissi and Mommi sho f***in much lik holi s*** kinda sad rite now cuz ima lik in cali rite and my uncle lik died sho yeah...=/ i realli wanna talk 2 Michael rite now

10 Dec, 2009

=O

u kno wat i found out? I SPELL MY NAME RONG! my daddi[[lik my real 1]] he lik called meh and he wuz spellin my name and wuz lik L-A-U-R-Y-N A-M- then i wuz lik stop and told hym he spelled my name rong then he wuz lik no thatz how u spell ur name SHOCKIN ISHNT IT?!?

10 Dec, 2009

YAY!

JENNI ISH COMMIN 2FUCKIN MARROW! I MISSEZZ JENNI SHO FUCKIN MUCH U HAV NO IDEA I WUVERZZ JENNI! mayb mor than i wuv Michael?? NO FUCKIN WAY i love Michael way much mor but i still wuv Jenni Benni Jelli Bean sho f***in much

10 Dec, 2009

=o

i wanted 2 b the 1st 2 say NADIA HAS A BOiiFRANN *screamzz and jump up and down* CAN U BELIEVE?? of couse not now itzz Nadia and Ronal ther lik 1 of the most cutest couplezz itzz sho SWEET!

10 Dec, 2009

Poemmm by meh and Nadia

From The Heart Who'ev been inLove With Me To My Heart and it Killed Me To Know That There's No place For me Got Kiked With Out Somone Woring Me How Nonthing Seeams To Be The Same Evrything Got To Change aGainst meh One Stupid Word Killed MEh From The Lips Who Tolld Me That He Loves Meh i Hurted Hm So Please Shot Me i Couldn't Stand The idea That keeped meh Far Away So No one Find me i'm Just A Ghost That What inside me O i Dont Want You Get Hurt Becuse of me My Sicky Life Dumbed Me A Body With Out A Soul inSide me can You Please For Give me And They Tried To kill me That What Happened To me Evryone With out Aword Left Me Still in The Dark N' The Devils Around Me Trying To Turn Me To That Evil Who Kidnaped Me From You To The Dream O That's Killing Meh War Batween The Evil N' Me Till The Day i See The one who Gunna Save me

10 Dec, 2009

YaY!

i gotzz 2 see Taylor[[lil cousin]] and Lexi Pooh and Cammie Cam Cam and MAXXIE! and jenn>.>[[my aunt]] and bryan[[my uncle]] and Happy and Sissy and Chris[[stepdad]] and Nadia and MY CHRIS[[my chris]] and Maxxie ish gettin BIGG lik huge and Maxxi wuz on meh on the couch and Taylorcomez up and tryzz 2 sit on Maxxie then i told her 2 get up and Nadia wuz lik dont hav a three sum wif ur cousin and a dog and that made meh laugh and we set up the tree and thatzz bout it

09 Dec, 2009

Our fuxking Dino baby betch

xD Nadia And Logan Hacked Lauren. And Lauren's Preggo w/ our Dino Baby. We're going to Name him Lil' Purple Beau. Hes going to be Purple w/ Blue, green, and Pink polka dots. And Lauren is being a b**** no shary her Lollypop.]= So now Im sitting on her.[= Logan && Nadia were here.<3 I love My Lauren More than Michael ever could!

09 Dec, 2009

X[)

sho 2dAy @ skool rite meh and Nadia and Logan and Chris ditched 7th period sho yeah we wer walkin thro the hallzz and lik Logan wuz lik yo Lauren if u pull the fire alarm ill giv u 10bux and i wanted that$ sho yeah i did it wuz funni 2 meh and Nadia just ran then we slipped on water X[) and Mr Wester wuz lik u lil gurlz off ur lazi a**ezz then he and Mr Marcy picked ush up and carried ush outside[[>.<]] [[i dont wik bein touched by random stalkerzz]] and yeah then we went 2 robek and got smoothiezz and then we stoleded all the kookiezz from the clubhouse i wuld giv u a kookie but u make meh cry @ nite sho no but ill giv Michael and Mommi and Sissi and Delilah[[onli cuz she can kick my f***kin a** in2 tomarrow X[)]] one if they want 1

08 Dec, 2009

=o

i wuz hittin ppl in the head wif a muffin i stoleded from Nadia and it wuz warm until maf=[ then it got flat cuz ppl hav hard headzz=[ sho now *slap u in the head wif my flat muffin* u hav been muffined=[)

07 Dec, 2009

Buh byez 4 now

i need 2 take my shower ill b bak later I love you Michael

07 Dec, 2009

wow dizzi*cross my eyez*

i feel lik sho f***in hot rite now cuz my blankie ish ovr my head but when i pull the blankie off ima realli cold and i feel tired lik ima goin 2 pash out but when i try 2 shleep i cant and i keep rememberin this fang that happened when i wuz lik 5 and i keep hearin ppl screamin in my earzz and i just wanna cry now

07 Dec, 2009

=O

i made a shmexi fash =[) which ish lik a bajillion timzz bettr than =D and itz not ash fatt =D ish lik oh yeah ima sho f***in fatt y dont i just eat mor*=D eat a bus* wow>.> and =[) ish lik umm yeah lik cereal ima not lik =D ohh cereal no no=[) that wuld mak u fatt i just saved my self ther well that wuz veri creepi>.> OH OH IMA WIF KP RITE NOW KP ish Nadia brofr [[his real name ish Kyler; Kyler Perez; KP]] sho yeah i dont kno

06 Dec, 2009

=O

Drewwie hash a wewwo owng and i havz a owng bawawa

06 Dec, 2009

Surveiii

1.What's your name? Lauren Amanda Hoffman 2. Whens your birthday? May 7th 1995 3. Where were you born? Manassas Park Va 4. Were you a planned child? no 5. Eye/ hair color? they chang from green 2 bloo; dirti blonde 6. Shoe size? 8 7. Piercings? 2 in each ear and belli button 8. Tattoo's ? mmmhmm a b***erfli 9. Wear any jewelry? necklace 2 ringz and my braclet 10. How short are you ? 5'7 11. How many teeth are in your mouth? ummm i dont kno i cant count higher than 6 12. Chew your nails? when ima cold or scared 13. Hair style? uhh sorta long i gesh wif side bangz 14. Do you wear glasses? shumtimz but ther not perscribsin 15. Have you ever broken a bone? my ankle [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents? nefer 2. Do you have any pets? a kitti nade Sidekick and 2 puppizz Molly and Cupcakes! 3. How many siblings do you have? yes 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you? yupp 5. Lots of friends? umm i gesh 7. Does your family have more then one car? yea 8. Where are you located? on a map 9. Has anybody close to you died recently? hmmm no i dont fank sho 10. Any mental illnesses? yes 11. Currently sick? kinda

06 Dec, 2009

=[

wow the redskinz game wuz f***in crappi i actualli thought they wer goin 2 win they need a new kiker lik f***in cereal they start 2 play s***ti @ the end AND THEY NEVR WIN f***in f***ed up but i did get 75bux! cuz redskinz got 3 touchdownz and meh and Nadia had a bet wif Chris and Jose if the redskinz get a touchdown meh and Nadia had 2 sing and dance 2 popcorn chicken and we get 50bux each time we do it sho we got 150bux and we split it in hav and each time we do it the ppl close 2 ush wer just starin and ther wuz this lil stalker lil boi who kept hittin meh on the shoulder and holdin his hand out 4 a high 5 lik no fank choo lil stalker

06 Dec, 2009

YAY..?

ima goin 2 the redskin game 2day wif Chris Nadia and i fank Jose but they bettr win cuz if they dont.... yeah i told u

05 Dec, 2009

boo=[

sho we went 2 robek and basket robinzz which i dont kno y i wanted icy crwm cuz itz freezin out side xspecail in a bikini but i did and we got free icy crwm but not free smoothiez=[ and u kno wat the worse part wuz we walked lika mile in a bikini in the freezin cold [[which made ush feel lik w****zz xspecialli when we stood @ the cornerzz XD]] not 2 get free smoothiezz that ish f***in messed up

05 Dec, 2009

YAY!

NADIA BAK! FROM CHASIN GUYZ IN HER BIKINI i kno u guyz wish she wuz chasin u and were goin 2 robek in our bikinizz 2 see if we get free smoothiezz if itz a straight or bi dude or a lezzi or bi gurl workin the counter than i fank well get free smoothiez if itz a g**dude or straight gurl then were screwed and no smoothie 4 ush=[

05 Dec, 2009

=o

i just figured out ima flexable Nadia haz a computer computer sho my bak started hortin and i did a bak brige then Luna ran under my legz and i sliped and did the splitzz damn lil devil dog

05 Dec, 2009

YAY!

MEH AND NADIA R GOIN SWIMMIN were alreali in our bikinizz but Chris sayz we cant go swimmin cuz itz snowin how the f*** cant we go swimmin in the sno? well get a hose or shumfang and turn the sno in 2 ice then well hav a slip and slide b**** u wish u culd do this s*** were doin and i found Luna and Solz collarz sho they can come wif ush

05 Dec, 2009

YAY!

i made strawberri daqueri which i hav no idea how 2 spell and itzz good and i hav left ovrz and dont kno wat 2 do wif it

05 Dec, 2009

this ish partli y i love Haley

Message from Rawrr15 From: Rawrr15 Date: Dec 5 2009 10:21AM Subject: RE: O: Haha what she tell you milk is cow sperm? lmao soo what ..... its healthyy xD dunn bee scarred to drink it thts what she wants xD did u know lipgloss is made out of whale sperm? :] ahaha

05 Dec, 2009

owwiezz

sho Nadia lazi fatt a** wuz still sleepin sho i jumped on her bak then she turned ovr and i fell off the bed then Luna and Sol[[Nadiazz puppiz]] started runnin accross my tummi and lickin my face and them evil lil devil doggiezz then Nadia jumped on my tummi then i poored the milk i culdnt drink last nite on her head then she hitt my head wif her copi of breakin dawn then i bit her arm and now shez in the shower she scarez meh

05 Dec, 2009

YAY!

itzz snowin and spongebob woke meh up and said "look outside Lauren" and shumfang else i cant say SPONGBOB ISH A MEANIE!

04 Dec, 2009

BUH BYEZ!

i gotz 2 gozz bye Mommi Sissi I love you guyz and I love you too Michael u shuld try 2 b on 2 marrow

04 Dec, 2009

Nadia and Lauren Bloggie!

Nadia: Lauren is chewing on some thing hard with little balls. Lauren: Nadia that soundz sho f***in rong Nadia: How? it's true. Lauren: but it still soundz rong Nadia: when who's fault is that little w****? Lauren: Nadiazz Nadia: Noh Lauren's. Lauren: damn f***in b****

04 Dec, 2009

>.<

NADIA HAS A SICK ASS MIND i may nevr b able 2 drink milk again

04 Dec, 2009

RANDOM QUESTION=D

wat wuld u do[[or say]] if u found out i wuz pregnaut?

04 Dec, 2009

=[

evry1 hatez meh y shuldnt u? u r beautiful and nice and funni and amazin and ur lik the best sissi i culd evr hav u shuldnt b jelous of meh ima screw up ima ugli ash f*** ima realli r****ed and ztoopid and the worst person in the world rite now

04 Dec, 2009

=[

evryfang ish my fault Tatyana hatez meh and sho doez my mommi and i dont kno bout Michael and evry1 else hatez meh i shuld reali just die rite now no1 wuld evn care

03 Dec, 2009

=o FUCKIN JELLIN

BLAK PPL DONT SUNBURN CUZ THEY CAN FLi =O I WANNA FLi them r sho f***in lucki

26 Nov, 2009

:O

i made 3 piez and 5kakez last nite and Molli messed up my apple pie=[ now shez sticki and shez lickiin herself and now my aunt Sissi ish goin 2 b mad cuz shez comin all the way from cape cod 4 my apple pie but i dont lik it sho i dont see what the bigg deal ish

25 Nov, 2009

OH!

AND RETARD MEANZ LATE and i just rememberzz that cuz Nadia told meh this mornin and that wuz a looong time ago

25 Nov, 2009

:O

Rawr meanzz f*** meh in german i said rawr 2 a lollipop and it did nuffin=[ and and and f** meanz cigarette sho icalled Lukey a cigarette and he getz a pack of cigarettezz and then i tell hym hez a f***in idiot but inside ill alwayz kno ima the idiot here

25 Nov, 2009

oh my cuppikakezz

i just thought of popcorn chiken haha meh and Jenni made that song up i miss Jenni i wonder watzz shez doin and i mis Michael who i probabli miss mor than Jenni and i hear music and Jenniz txtin meh WHOA shezz creepi shumtimz

25 Nov, 2009

=[

Nadia and Chris and Logan and all them made fun of Mr Mofo Pooh=[ evil ppl nevr scene a purple graiffe then i wuz readin shumfang and Nadia sayzz my head twitchezz when i read and i found a puppi i named her Molli cuz ppl called meh Lolli 2 day AND IT RHYMEZ! she wuz in a box all alone and onli 5 WEEKZ OLD! how f***ed up r ppl leavin that puppi in the cold=[ but i saved it cuz ima f***in animal lovr!

22 Nov, 2009

YAY!

i now hav a purple graffee named Mr. Mofo Pooh[[dont ask]] ima veri r****ed

22 Nov, 2009

Yay!

ima eatin cold pizza and ima wearin my pretti dress which make meh look lik a princess

21 Nov, 2009

YAY!

MEH AND HAILEY AND NADIA AND CHRISTi R GOIN 2 RAPE TAYLOR LAUTNER 2NITE AND WER GOIN 2 SEE IF WE CAN BAKE KOOKIEZZ ON HYM

21 Nov, 2009

:o

THE BOOKZZ R NOT LAME but the moviezz on the ofr hand sorta shux

21 Nov, 2009

:O SISSi!

U AND I CAN NOT B RELATED THE TWILIGHT SAGA ISH NOT LAME

21 Nov, 2009

YAY! BITCH UR FUCKIN JELLIN!!!!

OH MY FUCKIN CUPPIKAKEZZ I LOVE NADIA AND CHRIS AND CHISTi[not my mommi Kristi] THER TAKIN MEH 2 SEE NEW MOON! i fank i hav a problem ima obbsesed wif the Twight Saga wat do u fank? OH MY CUPPIKAKEZZ I WANNA GO NOW DAMMIT

20 Nov, 2009

meaniee

Nadia shtolded my shmexi pantz sho i stoleded her PENGUIN SHIRT!

20 Nov, 2009

:O

LAURENZ PREGGERZZ! NICK AND NADIA PROVED IT! now ther wonderin who the daddi ish

20 Nov, 2009

STAKERZ

sho meh and Nadia went 2 skool then aftr lunch we ditched and went 2 McDonaldz and we wer ther 4 lik an hour then it wuz lik 1 30 sho i wuz lik come on Nadia letz go home then we wer walkin and then ther wuz a van falloin ush sho we wer lik oh s*** then we made a left and the van turned left then we turned rite the van turned rite then we wer lik yellin @ each ofr then the dude comez out the car then we ran and nevr saw that dude again

19 Nov, 2009

SISSii

i called u a b!tch 4 throwin awy jello bearzz that i asked 4 i dont hate u I love you!

19 Nov, 2009

=[

*cryzz* Nadia and Tatyana hate mehh=[

19 Nov, 2009

Tatyana!

but myne ish bettr ?= ish bettr than c(=

19 Nov, 2009

NADIA AMIELIA!

PENGUINZ R THE SHMEXiiEST BESTEST ANIMAL IN THR WORLD penguinzz r funn and f***in awesum and they go slipin and slidin No tacozz 4 u giv mehhh taco

19 Nov, 2009

NADIA!

evry1 knozz penguinzz r the shmexiest animalzz alive *say in a high pitched voice: I love you!*

19 Nov, 2009

Nadia and Lauren Bloggie!

Meh and Lauren are going to rape Taylor Lautner. And he's going to be our bby's Daddy. Because he's a shmexy like that. Especially wit his shirt off. AKWARD TURTLES! This was a Nadia moment of Lauren's Page!

19 Nov, 2009

:O

sho meh and Nadia wer just out side talkin 2 Nick and Chad and i wuz sittin on shum1zz car and i leaned bak and the alarm went off they we all yelled oh sh!t and ran away and shum fat dude came out wif a shot g** in his boxerzz[[not a site u wanna see]] and then i fell and Nick wuz lik oh no Laurenzz preggerzz and then we started yellin and it wuz funni ash sh!t annd u wuld of got it if u wer ther

19 Nov, 2009

=[

Nadia ish a MEANIE! i wuz wearin my glassezz 2day rite and i took them off and lik an hour latr it felt lik they wer still on my face and i tell Nadia and she tellz meh 2 put my hand ovr my face sho i did then she hitzz my hand realli hard and it hort and now ima cryin and i hav her icycream

18 Nov, 2009

HEADACHEZZ NADIA GIVZZ MEH HEADACHEZ

yupp meh and Nadia r talkin on the fone then i ash random ash i am i say HEADACHEZ U GIV MEH HEADACHEZZ then we start sayin all this s*** and she wuvz mehhhh YAY! and she shwanged the lollipop i gav 2 Chad>.>

18 Nov, 2009

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE [did i say love?]NADIA!

SHE ISH FUCKIN AHHHHHHH I LOVE HER SHO FUCKIN MUCH BITCH SHE MADE MEH SEE MY POWER CORD WUZNT CRAP AND IT DIDNT OVR HEAT AND NOW I GOTZ MY LAPPITOP BAK AND IMA SHO FUCKIN HAPPii ASH SHIT MAN! YAY!

18 Nov, 2009

bang bang take a shot meh and Nadia wer ritin a bit of it

Bang Bang Tak a Shot Love meh now Love meh not Fight fight close the door Show meh that u want 2 scor Bang Bang Tak a Shot Love meh now love meh not Fight fight yea wer hot 1 mor kiss ull hit the spot Bang Bang Tak a Shot Bang Bang Tak a Shot Tipsi turvi spin meh round All the reason 2 get down Sho much booze that i can drown 1mor shot ill take the crown Gurlz gurlz pull my hair Kiss meh here touch meh ther Boiz boiz just ur luck Ima the 1 ur gonna f***

18 Nov, 2009

BOO!

meh and Nadia r wonderin y do ppl say "rawr"? lik cereal y? WE SAY BOO! cuz wer smexi boo boo ghostizz b**** and we shwanged al ur lollipozz cuz wer f***in shmexi lik that 2 we also want margaritazz and martinizz and pina coladazz cuz we shemxi lik that 2 b**** u wanna b ush

18 Nov, 2009

giv meh taco

meh and Nadia r taco stealerzz and wer eatin tacozz and the nummi nummier that ur tacozz and ther shmexi and wer listenin 2 our song take ur shirt off by millionairezz b****

17 Nov, 2009

YAY!

jello bearzz r nummi thatz all my kitti ish g** and phat and Weiker Man! XD Sneaker Weiker Man!

14 Nov, 2009

loose lik a wizard sleve can u say std?

sho yea my power cord 4 my laptp broke....again 6th time i shuld take batterizz instead and 2 make fangz worse Happy[[my grandma]] ish in the hospital she ish havin troulbe breathin and all that sh!t sho yea unhappi meh=[ I love you Michael and my mommi and my sissi AND MY NEW DADDii![[who i dont kno who he ish]]

10 Nov, 2009

>l

then do it sh!t then

10 Nov, 2009

>_<

MOMMi DONT FUCKIN CURSE DAMMIT

10 Nov, 2009

:O

Mommi cursed f*** ish a bad word XD

10 Nov, 2009

Aww

fank choo Mommi and ill giv u time ima sorri Michael mommizz MEAN I love you!

10 Nov, 2009

but

i love u Mommi or ish that not enouf?*snifflez*

10 Nov, 2009

No

Noooo u ish a w**** cuz u gotz 2 daughterzz from differnt daddizz wiff out a daddi

10 Nov, 2009

:O

MY MOMMiiZZ A WHORE she dont kno who my daddi ish

09 Nov, 2009

fill out

Dear Lauren, I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me _____. You should _____. Someday I will _____. You + me = _____. If I saw you now I'd _____. Remember that time when _____? I would build a _____ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____. We could _____ under the stars. Love,_____ (P.S. _____.)

09 Nov, 2009

poem

ima fallin 4 u ash ima fallin in ur armzz promise meh this ish real and ima not fallin 4 ur charm i want u 2 hold my hand whisper in my ear say i want u bad Sing meh the songz when were under ur sheetz 1 fang leadin 2 another 1ce u kiss meh on the cheek

09 Nov, 2009

*hidez*

i pulled shum1zz pantz down 2day BUT IT WUZ A ACCIDENT! i wuz walkin up the stairzz and clutzi meh i tripped and when u fall u instintivli grab shumfang and i grabed this dudezz pantz then he yelled holi sh!t then i kept sayin i wuz sorri and i wuz hyper all day until 8th period then i just slept

08 Nov, 2009

Nadia Shwanged Lauren

Lol. Yer jelous now. I shwanged Lauren Hard. xD this ish a joke we didnt f*** @ all Shut the f*** up Laurie. xD

08 Nov, 2009

Meh and Nadia Shwanged lollipopzz

wer watchin SwiftKarateChop and now we cant stop sayin Shwang XD it soundzz sho rong thatzz cuz it ish rong XD

08 Nov, 2009

:O

I FIGURED OUT WAT I PUT ON MY ENGLISH MUFFIN LAST NITE! cream cheese and stawberri jelli

08 Nov, 2009

Fake mother f-f-fudgerzz

ok whoa hav u sheen ther r lik sho many fakezz on here? ther r lik a bajillion! damn fudgerz lik cereal ima not shayin no namezz ok but i kno the 1zz that r fake sho if u r fake ima just askin u plz use ur own pix i mean watzz the point 2 b fake? lik cereal u dont need 2 b shum1 ur not i seen lik sho many ppl usin pplzz pix lik Jenn Curbstomp, Brookelle Bones, Dani Gore, and lik sho many mor pplzz lik that sho chang ur pic if ur a fake u dont evn hav 2 use a pic of u u culd hav a drawin or a pet or shum lil cute fang of the internet just dont use shum1 elsezz pic

08 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

i kno she ur mommi but shezz wuz myne 1st

08 Nov, 2009

=[

i havnt sheen Sarah in 4evr i misserzz my mommi wher ish she??

08 Nov, 2009

did shum1 fuck my jello bearzz

Nadia and i wer goin 2 eat them then Nadia screamed and i thro them away i fank shum 1 f***ed them i bet it wuz Lauren noo Lauren dont f***zz jello bearzz that not my style XD

08 Nov, 2009

i want a banana

but ima not goin 2 f*** it<.> i kno u ppl fank i f*** evry food BUT THATZ NOT TRUE i onli f*** sweet foodzz but 1time i f***ed mexican food AND U SHULNT DO THAT sho i want a banana XD mayb Nadia wuld f*** it

08 Nov, 2009

i fucked ur lollipopzz

now u fank ima crazi now i fank ur shmexi no wait i fank ima drunk yea thatzz probabli it i f***ed wafflezz 2 they wer bettr f***erzz than u b**** yea ur probabli goin 2 f*** wafflezz now sho hav fun wif that and b safe use lotzz of syrup

08 Nov, 2009

:p

I hav a english muffin and a kitti *hold up my kitti* aint she prudi? BUT SHE ISH EVIL! she wuz lickin my english muffin cuz it has umm umm wait i 4got wat itzz called watevr it ish and strawberri jelli and itzz GOOD! my kitti hatezz mehhhh

07 Nov, 2009

YaY!

meh and Haley r bestiezz now *dance* she ish a b***erry Jello Shaker and ima a KuppiekakeLovr now ur jellinn lik Haley XD

07 Nov, 2009

:o

i threw my bloo pillow out the window then shum dude yelled holi sh!t a bloo d!ck ish fallin from the sky then i laughed\ now i gotzz 2 get itzz

07 Nov, 2009

oh fuckk

shhhh f*** ish a bad word XD

07 Nov, 2009

http://www.myspace.com/millionaires

my fav band webzite ^^^^^^^^

07 Nov, 2009

Ewwwwww

Chris poured grape juice in my hair EWWWIEEE now i smell nasti

07 Nov, 2009

JELLO BEARZZ JELLO BEARZZ YAY!

JELLO BEARZZ R THE FUCKIN BEST BTICHH

07 Nov, 2009

my mommiz shmaxi and ur aint

sho f*** that bishh my mommi ish shmexi i mean lookzz @ her [[ima not talkin bout in a rainebowe way]] but shezz gougeous! love you mommi!

07 Nov, 2009

i fucked my cuppikake

yes i did but thatzz not the point DONT SPRAY HAIR SPRAY IN UR FACE! itzz stiki and taste icki XD wite gurl can rhyme XD but ima cereal dont do it

06 Nov, 2009

O_O

i gotzz a secret 2 tell u i bet ull nevr guess it btween meh and u and the zipper of my dress

06 Nov, 2009

:o

ima watchin this movie and and and the guyzz a tranzfestiet and he scarezz meh and he lookzz lik Michael Jackson =o but but but hezz dead but it wuz made in the 7o'zz sho mayb it ish hym

06 Nov, 2009

Kristi

no u guyzz dont love meh no1 lovezz meh

06 Nov, 2009

:O

my cuzin,xLaurenXplozivex, sayzz shezz lauren laughz now f***in h** stole my name i told she wuznt now my arm hortz

05 Nov, 2009

XD ask Kristi

i just got paid-d-d-d-d letzz get laid-d-d-d-d-d

05 Nov, 2009

Nadia was here. and duhh Lauren wuzz 2

Now i see you sweat-sweating yeah i know your getting hot Got my eyes on you boy let me see what you've got! Take your shirt off And spin it around You've got your sunner shades on And your dancing around So put your hands up Yeah, and do the get-down So take your shirt off T-t-take your shirt off

05 Nov, 2009

wait

whozz a s**i chic? nooo ur her son-in-law

05 Nov, 2009

awww

itzz ok u guyz Michael u didnt make meh cry

05 Nov, 2009

:O

u guyz r mean lik sho f***in mean *cryzz*

05 Nov, 2009

Sarah Kristi Kristi Sarah

Blah blah blah KRISTi KRISTi KRISTi KRISTi

05 Nov, 2009

*covr Sarahzz mouf*

shhh Sarah thatz a secret

05 Nov, 2009

i fank this shuld b mehzz a Kristizz song

Welcome to my life f***in VIP You see I see you lookin at me High rollin on the side got them drinks raise em high Boy with tats is my guy now lets take it to the sky In the helli raisin hell your boys blowin up my cell While he's grabbin on my a** open bar we're gettin trashed In my 5 star suite b**** we can't be beat We got 5 boys each h** you know me! [Chorus] Cause I just paid Lets get laid I dropped 2 stacks on this dress & it's comin off later With a pro skater or maybe with this waiter And he said we'll head home popping bottles of Patrone With my tone on his phone all the callers unknown In the Millionaire world s***s turned around It's the boys that drop their knees to the ground Cause they know I'm in this band & I know they my fan Give a cent he takes a grand TAKE THAT RING OFF MY FUCKING HAND [Chorus] My life is now [flash flash] ohh paparazzi Shawty with a hawtayyy (hahaha) It's the life you dream GOD those girls are sooo annoying Ya they're like totally ruining music... You think you'll get famous taking pictures fo free! Think AGAIN b**** maybe you should do it like me Can you believe I get paid to shake my a** on stage We're getting drunk errrrrryday you're makin minimum wage We live the life you wish b**** don't say s***! No talent just lucky but they stilllll wanna f*** meeEEH! [Chorus]

05 Nov, 2009

:O

i dont wanna f*** the muffin man u wanna f*** the muffin man

05 Nov, 2009

this song ish 4 Kristi Kissezz[[the old Sarah Smilez]]

did u f*** the muffin man? the muffin man the muffin man did u f*** the muffin man who livezz on f***in lane?

04 Nov, 2009

Poemm by meh

i lay alone in my bed thoughtz of u runnin tho my head i look outside and watch the sun ash it goez by ther will b no sleep tonite the sun ish gone i hold my pillow very tight wishin u wer in my armz i think itz u that ish my charm i miss the way u held meh i will just wait and see countin evry kiss and it will b u i will miss

04 Nov, 2009

Stori of my lifee

sho yea lik not mani ppl actualli kno meh kno meh[[lik Chris or Nadia]] sho ima makin this bloggi May 7th, 1995 Manassas Park, Virginia identical twins were born. Lauren Amanda and Shana Irene Hoffman. Four years later, Shana Irene Hoffman die on operating table on June 3rd 1999. I grew up ther so far for fourteen and a half years. I have the best friends in the world. Christopher Duerte, Jennifer Le Ann Reyez, and Nadia Ameilia Perez. I'm a little dot in the whole painting trying to get as much attention as possible(not in bad ways). I stand out from other people because of my personality. I can be very outgoing at times or I can be the queitest little thing you ever saw. Either way I am one hundred percent Lauren Amanda Hoffman. I live with my sister Sammy and her friend Candice. My mom and dad kinda hate me. On July 28th 2009, my life changed for the better. I fell in love with Michael Rodrigez Macintosh. Now my life is still tragic but better because I have someone to share it with. I hoped you liked this blog.:) --Love Lauren Amanda Hoffman

04 Nov, 2009

2oo9

[X] broken a promise [X] made a new friend [X] fell in love [X] fell out of love [X] done something you swore never to do [X] lied [X] stole [X] went behind your parents back [X] cried over a broken heart [X] disappointed someone close [X] hidden a secret [X] pretended to be happy [ ] got arrested [X] kissed in the rain [X] slept under the stars [X] gotten in a fight [ ] kept your new years resolution [X] forgot your new years resolution [X] met someone who changed your life [ ] met one of your idols [X] changed your outlook on life [X] sat home all day doing nothing [X] pretended to be sick [ ] left the country [X] almost died [X] drank yourself r****ed [X] lost someone close to you [X] been to the hospital [X] gotten closer to someone [X] streaked [X] cried over someone [X] broken up with a gf or bf [X] given up something important to you [X] talked on the phone all night [X] learned something new about yourself [x] tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it [X] made a change in your life [x] found out who your true friends were [X] made a total fool of yourself [X] met great people

04 Nov, 2009

Take a shot

Bang, bang take a shot Boys and girls lets play a game Yeah, yeah, now here's the thing I'm the one you want to claim Just fall in love don't be ashamed Love it when you scream my name Baby, baby don't be lame So hyped up on all the fame I know, I know that's why you came Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight close the door Show me that you want to score Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight yeah were hot One more kiss you'll hit the spot Bang, bang take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Tipsy turby spin me round All the reason to get down So much booze that I could drown One more shot I'll take the crown Girls, girls pull my hair Kiss me here touch me there Boys, boys just your luck I'm the one your gonna ...... Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight close the door Show me that you want to score Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight yeah were hot One more kiss you'll hit the spot Bang, bang take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Uh come on, come on, come on Come get it while it's hot Uh come on, come on, come on Come on and take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight close the door Show me that you want to score Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight yeah were hot One more kiss you'll hit the spot Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight close the door Show me that you want to score Bang, bang take a shot Love me now, love me not Fight, fight yeah were hot One more kiss you'll hit the spot Bang, bang take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Bang, bang take a shot Muah!

04 Nov, 2009

XD

Nadia likzz my pantiezz XD they say talk sh!t across the a** XD u wanna see them now XD

04 Nov, 2009

*jump up and down*

i gotta go 2 the bafroom fool but the kittizz in ther sho i hav 2 wait that f***in fatt g**kat ish probabli masterbatin XD

04 Nov, 2009

*wiggle my nose*

dont f*** the marshmellozz if u do ill kno cuz ima a mashmello stalker but if u do f*** marshmellozz tell Nick cuz ther his and also use protection cuvr them in chocolat or shumfang u dont want a mashmello std do u?

03 Nov, 2009

buy mehh

legs - voice - Heart - Michael Lips - Hair - Eyes - Michael Head - Smile - Kristi[Sarah] Tummy - Boobs - Ass -

03 Nov, 2009

awwww this ish sad

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

03 Nov, 2009

hmmmm

y doezz evry1 say rawr? i say BOO

03 Nov, 2009

Grr

Ima mad @ Cupcakes and Sidekick Lil miss Cupcakes desided 2 sit on meh then Sidekick comezz walkin along the she scratchezz meh them r lil b****ezz when Sidekick ishnt but yea>l

03 Nov, 2009

Surveyyy

Birthday: May 7th 1995 Current location: Virginia Righty or lefty: bof actuali Thoughts first waking up: let meh sleep Mcdonalds or Burger King: the king not the clown Chocolate or vanilla: chocolat What were you doing 5 minutes ago: this thingi I love: Michael! I feel: kinda sad I hate: fakezz I need: Michael! Last person you argued with: Sammi Favorite cheese: hot cheetozz? Allergic to: grape juice, pollion, and shum mor sh!t i dont kno Ever thrown up in a car: yes and it wuz nasti i had 2 get my dad 2 pull ovr after we wer@ chucki cheese XD First person you call when having a bad day: Nadia or Chris First concert: bloozz travelerzz Shampoo first or wash body first: bodi Pen or pencil: Pencil Perfect time to wake up: 12pm wif no skool 6 wif skool Perfect time to go to bed: 6 in the morin if i dont hav skool 2 in the mornin if i do

03 Nov, 2009

1 of myne and Nadiazz songzz

So we walk in and all heads turn Check us out just watch and learn Your boys will look us up and down Watch as their jaws hit the ground But your boys not the one for me This boy in front's the one I see You can tell he's drippin' dollars So of course, I have to hollar... Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey rich boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey right boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! If you want boys with cars and cash Show then how you shake it fast And boy if you want girls like me Flash that cash where we can see You think I want that ice and cold money Well, hell yeah, it's f***ing yummy Yeah I'm going straight to hell But here he comes, I have to yell... Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey rich boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey rich boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! He's sweet and nice and six foot two With that black faux hawk and eyes of blue But it's that green that lures me in And that car that take me for a spin, so... Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey rich boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! Hey hey rich boy look my way! Hey hey rich boy make my day! Hey hey boy you look so fly Throw that money in the sky! Cadilac, Lexus, and Mercedes I know you get all the ladies

03 Nov, 2009

o_e

a lil 14yr old boii raped a 10yr old boii and 10yr old gurl and a 12yr old gurl ima scared wat if he comezz 4 meh next *hidezz*

03 Nov, 2009

=[

ppl r makin meh cry rite now

03 Nov, 2009

Michael Macintosh.

Your seriously different than anybody else i have ever met. You love me for who I am. You think I am beatiful(even though I don't always agree). You tell me everything. You make my days. Your just so important to me. I love you Michael. -Love your, Lauren Amanda Hoffman

03 Nov, 2009

ewwiee

dont eat mexican food in a muffin itzz nasti and dont f*** mexican food efer cuz it burnzz

03 Nov, 2009

IM MAKIN WAFFLEZZ

SHO I CAN FUCK THEM WIF SHUM1 CUZ THER GOOD FUCKERZZ noooo wafflezz BUT IMA MAKIN MUFFINZZ!!! i havnt f***ed a muffin yet tho sho i shuld soon ima goin 2 make a p***o of my f***in wafflezz AND kookiezz AND muffinzz XD jkjk but u wish i wuz

03 Nov, 2009

KALEY ISH A BAD GURL she fucked my gummi bearzz

Message from xDisturbedWhorex From: xDisturbedWhorex Date: Nov 3 2009 4:43PM Subject: RE: __ that just made my day lmao *fucks them*

03 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

Itzz alwayzz Nasti and she shuld knoooooo

03 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

cuz juice ish NASTii and ima alergic

03 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

noooooo shezzz tryin 2 kill meh wif grape juice

03 Nov, 2009

Sarah

yes evn tryin 2 kill meh wif nasty grape juice it wuz u shuld watch it

03 Nov, 2009

Sarahhh

i bet itzz onli 1% of pepsi and the rest ish poison lik grape juice EWWWIEEE Maddison ish the last person the dude kill that he told his daughter 2 kill but she stabed hym and locked them up sho he culd kill Maddison then Skye took Maddisonzz car then Brett had a dream bout Skye killin hym when he wuz @ the hospital

03 Nov, 2009

SARAH

how can it go from 99% pepsi 2 100% pepsi i still fank ur tryin 2 kill meh LIK THAT DUDE KILLED MADDISON OHHHH NOOOO *hide the knifezz*

03 Nov, 2009

*cover my eyezz*Whisper:ima scared*

i watched my supr psycho sweet 16 ovr @ Nadiazz house ITZZ FUCKIN SCARi ASH SH!T DAMMIT ima goin 2 hav nitemarezz 2nite

03 Nov, 2009

SARAH

YES U R TRYIN 2KILL MEH WATZ THE OFER 1 % PROBABLi GRAPE JUICE

03 Nov, 2009

:O

SARAH ISH TRYIN 2 KILL MEHHHH WIF PEPSI!

03 Nov, 2009

Gummi bearzz

u looked @ this cuz u thought it wuz bout gummi bearzz XD well it ish cuz meh and Nadia r talkin bout f***in gummi bearzz Meh: Gummi bearzz Nadia: we're going to f*** them. Meh: food ish not 4 f***in Nadia: *laugh at Lauren* Meh: ish it? Nadia: nawt really but to us it is.*nod* Meh: ohhhh now i get it!

03 Nov, 2009

*cryz*

i cant eat i wuz tryin 2 eat b***erri muffin and i cant itzz sho sad my throat hurtzz lik f***in hell and i cant talk or sallow this sux bu Aiden made these muffinzz ad ther burnt on the bottom

03 Nov, 2009

Dont fuck my gummi bearzz

ok food ish not 4 f***in u shuldnt f*** food but i will but dont tell no1 cuz then i mite get in trouble wif the food f***in police XD

02 Nov, 2009

>_<

Ima notttttttt beautiful or pretti or funni or any of that sh!t

02 Nov, 2009

Lauren ish ugli

yea she ish very ugli but shum ppl say shezz not but i kno 4 a fact she ish

02 Nov, 2009

answerrrrr

No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?

02 Nov, 2009

Aww this ish lik sho funni and cute

(\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U

02 Nov, 2009

Aidennnnn

Aiden makezz meh cry he stoleded my b***rfingr then he stoleded b***erry muffinzz from meh then he stoleded my piggi*cryzz*

02 Nov, 2009

GRRRRRRRR SARAHHHHHH

UR THE SHMEXXXXIIIIESTTTT BITCCHHHHH IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN UNIVERSE AND BEYOND SHO YEA FUCK THAT CHIZ BITCHH lik u f*** ur kookiezz XD 9999999999999 STEPZZZ AHEAD OF UUUUU

02 Nov, 2009

Grrr!*bite Sarahh*

ima not jokin b****hhh Sarah ish the shmex**x**iiiiestttt gurl evr ima fhreee shtepzz aheadddd

02 Nov, 2009

Sarahhh

Sarahhhh ish the shhmmmexieeessttt w**** evrrrrr oh yea bithc 1 step ahead

02 Nov, 2009

:P

ima eatin my pantzz cuz they taste good bettr than urzz cuz myne r shmexxi pantzz XD

02 Nov, 2009

YaY!

no skool 2day bish now ur jellin lik jello XD =O that made meh fank bout f***in jello XD

01 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

u do wanna f*** meh and u want evry1 2 kno but not meh sho yea hav funn u ppl f***in meh in ur dreamzz and whoevr else u wanna f*** make shur u dont get no waffle stdzz or kookie stdzz or or or umm ummm ummm MUFFIN stdzz XD

01 Nov, 2009

Tatyana

yea yea u wanna f*** meh u wanna f*** meh hard XD

01 Nov, 2009

u cant fuck Lauren

Sarah said sho sho u cant but i kno u want 2 cuz evry1 wantzz 2 they dream bout f***in meh evry nite XD jkjk

01 Nov, 2009

blahhh

it took meh 4evr 2 get bak in here on this account cuz it wuz lik this email and password dont match and all that sh!t and i wuz lik holi chiz it the rite sh!t

01 Nov, 2009

=O whoo the fuck ish this??

Itzz Lauren ztoopid yea i made the new account if u had meh ash a frann on the ofer account make shum u add this 1 2