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Hewwo Ima Lauren Amanda Hoffman[call meh lauren plz or giv meh a nickname]ima 14 but sumtimz act lik ima 6.Ima taken by Michael Macintosh[MacNummi] and i love hym very mucho!He'll kick ur f***in a** if u hurt meh sho watch ur f***in a** ᶑ= buh byez
| Username : | lahoffman |
| First Name : | Lauren |
| Last Name : | Hoffman |
| Gender: | F |
| Country: | AQ |
| Member Since : | 19 Apr, 2008 |
01 Nov, 2009
O_o
can u get high from cat nip? cuz kittizz do lik the other i had shum and i put shum on my bed and then Sidekick went crazi i kno u can get high from sharpiezz i think i go smell sharpiezz now and try 2 get high from cat nip
01 Nov, 2009
Thinkin...
i mite make a new account cuz i dont kno i get bored shum timzz if i do it wuld probabli b lik ♥LauReN♥ or shum thin lik that
01 Nov, 2009
HAHA ztoopid Sidekick
my kitti ish stuck in the window and shezz meowin out of the window sho ppl think that ima tryin 2 kill her cuz she hatez mehhh
01 Nov, 2009
=[
u cant f*** kookiezz how sad ish that?? they will just brake
01 Nov, 2009
BOO
ima ghost *covr my face*uncovr my face* BOOO! *cover my face again*
29 Oct, 2009
=[
u make meh cry @ nite u kno who u r u make meh cry @ nite i cant stop it ur sho lik blah 2 meh and i get sad=[
28 Oct, 2009
YaY!
2day ish very special! itzzz myne and Michaelzz 3month aniverseri(^.^) and itzz also meh and Jennizz 6month! 7.28.09 && 4.28.09 r 2 of the best dayzz of my life I love you Michael R. Macintosh! I love you too Jenni!
26 Oct, 2009
THIz iz MichaeL
michael iz here.. i hacked MY LAUREN<3 i love her and she my lil bby gurl.. I love you Lauren always and 4ever. ♥ Michael MacIntosh 10.25.09
25 Oct, 2009
u kno wat?
ima b**** lik i kinda just found that out well i knew i wuz b4 but ima realli b****i alot
25 Oct, 2009
RAMDON BLOGGii
i think i spelled random rong 4 the t**le but ima 2 lazi 2 fix it now ur tellin meh 2 get off my f***in lazi a** and fix it well i dont f***in care go f*** urself
25 Oct, 2009
oh my cuppikakezz
ima lik soaked wif water cuz ztoopid a** Tyler poored ice water on meh=[
25 Oct, 2009
haha
last nite wuZ Aidenzz bday rite sho i threw hym a parti the parti wuz pretti good shum ppl brought beer and s*** lik that sho we got f***in wasted then after the parti we went 2 ihop which i wanted pankakezz @ lik 3am then i got new york cheeskake pankakezz which wer nummi nummi and the dude put sho much f***in whip cream on it and i just stole the whole thing of whip cream
24 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsO5PD3hB7g&feature=rec-HM-r2
XD WATCH^^
24 Oct, 2009
=O
sho i tried 2 go get shum puddin and i tried 2 get up now ima layin on my floor cuz my legzz hurt realli bad and sho doezz my bak=[
23 Oct, 2009
?!
name: Lauren middle name: Amanda last name: Hoffman favorite color: green color of the shirt you are wearing: neonzz color of your eye's: bloo or green color of your hair right now: dirty blonde virgin? no smoke?: no tattoos? yea random word: f*** the dino are you in love right now? Yes. what's his/her name: Michael Rodrigez Macintosh how long have you and him/her bin dating? almost 3monthzz do you eat cake?: in cuppi form yes favorite food?: cuppikakezz do you wear nailpolish?: yea favorite fruit?: cherriezz how tall are you?: 5'7 if you had one wish what would it be?: go 2 anartica wif Michael how old are you?: 14 did you like this survey?: i dont knooo
23 Oct, 2009
YAY!
i just bakedd a kake and i wanna eat it nowww but i cant cuz ima sharin it wif shum1
23 Oct, 2009
Grr
itzz national give Lauren marshmellozz day sho u bettr giv meh marshmellozz or or or or ima goin 2 f***in kill u
22 Oct, 2009
Oh yea Bitch. Lol.
Hey. Tyler is on this account. Hacking lauren. Listening to Lauren's song. Painted Whore. Lol. So yea. And Nadia I actually own Laurlena.
22 Oct, 2009
Fuck Emo Dino's!
Lol! Nadia here! Hacked Lauren! Read her messages Lol. And I love and own Lauren! So shut the f*** up Michael! So yea... Love yew Lauren Amanda Hoffman! Love, Nadia Ameilia Perez Yur emo Wifey forever! PS Hubby's s***!
21 Oct, 2009
NADIAAA
HUBBiii R THE FUCKIN BEST BITCH
21 Oct, 2009
2 NADIAAAA
HUBBiiZZ R THE BEST WAT THE FUCK R U SAYIN THER BETTR THAN EMO WIFEYZZ
21 Oct, 2009
Dead man's Lantern
the winds that hide the sighs of lovers written words deny whisper with spectral voices the roots that felt the weight of soles and souls now drowned in fate: young dreams and mortal choices the clouds that drape the trees in fog that falls thick at my knees descend on autumn slowly the mountain that we made from shattered hearts lain here displayed rises the block the sunlight wind, pray, delay your judgment one more day things we search and find, lives we've left behind free; one dream to be alive and feel all i conceal- revive the wind will sweep away the scattered lights of another day; the cool dusk now takes a dark turn the inky night will flow through open mouths, the world we know hangs like a dead man's lantern the dim flickering light shows ghosts that dream, that beg for flight, caged in by withered branches a dark canopy weighs down on darkened dreams and empty days, dead cries for second chances fade away if you can't stand to take it one more day flee your darkened soul, heart's an empty hole when the world won't give way to your high-hearted dreams, push it back 'till it breaks at the seams bleeding through like a rainstorm that cleanses the skies, now let loose all your burdens and fly
21 Oct, 2009
Solstice
In summertime the air breathed light through apertures and doors, Holding hands out of windows in cars, the wind in our ears roared The trees could never cast a shadow that darkened our stride, Not a path through the cool summer night we couldn't say we tried Just so you know, I would rather have died Sooner exchange my life than see that summer slide to winter's cold handIt's just a step on the wind, never could I begin to verbalize it all Do you hear the call? With wrists unbound we beat our wings against the heated air, Flying higher than mountains that once paralyzed us in their stare With wrists unbound we beat our wings against the heated air, Flying higher than mountains that once paralyzed us in their stare The cages that we left behind, they fill with empty space; No constriction can kill in our minds the fantasies we chase Wind carry me over mountains, through land and sea And we gave it all, our momentum will never let us fall
21 Oct, 2009
Tunguska
Dead still in the city as six billion faces drain of blood Hearts beat in denial; we can't hope to stem the coming flood And this cerberus, it comes for us; we bear a watchful eye Our natures true now shining through, Our lives all consumed by this constant watch of the sky When the rain pours in we drown in sin to quench our thirst Now let the end begin, there's something indescribable In living when the end is so damn close As we drink the dying dose (We're martyrs to a cause we never knew, when there's nothing left to do but die) Bright sky in the summer shines another day on this failing sphere Don't breathe too deeply, no time to exhale when the end is near Apophis who is fueling you to shatter what was whole? What lies between this holocene and in the great after Who will reclaim this soul? As our shades float in the sea, will you wait for me? it's not enough Dark, wash over, be the nothing we have rightly earned from living etc etc
21 Oct, 2009
MEH and MEE!
hellwooooo Nadiaaaa Hola Laurena wat cha doin Nothing. Yew? Shamee Why are yew eating sissors? cuz i stoleded them from Dolli bout a yr ago
21 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaDXbk3KpA
XD very f***ed up ^^watch
20 Oct, 2009
Oh my God! I FOUND IT I FOUND IT!!!^.^
Message from soldierx From: soldierx Date: Aug 25 2009 1:06AM Subject: RE: bum bum bummmm♥ u lauren hahha..okai 1. When I have bad days I think of you and your silliness. 2. When I am sad or mad I think of all those good times we had. 3. You make me feel happy and make me feel important. 4. I can tell you anything about me,I dont have problems talking to you. 5. You are different than any other gurls i been with.I haven't been with too many. 6. I love how you think and act. 7. I can have someone to love and care all the time. 8. You make me feel like I am a good person. 9. I love that I can help you with anything. 10. I am glad you love being with me. 11. You are pretty and amazing. 12. I really don't know what I would be doing right now if I didn't meet you. 13. You make my days when they are down. 14. Even though you think you are dumb and stupid,I don't think so at all. 15. In general, you are the best thing that has happen to me. Hope this is not to weird.
20 Oct, 2009
Yo.
Lol. It's Logan. Got into Lauren's account. Pretty easy. Her email is the easiest thing ever. And her password no problem. Yeah, so I'm bored. Bye.
20 Oct, 2009
HEY bye
meh ish goin out side wif Logan and Austin and Chad and Chris and Nick and Nadia and Drew b bak around 9...? mayb 10
20 Oct, 2009
AHHH*faint*
2day ish Kookiezz b day^.^ I love her shezz my lil bby doll i wuz ther when she wuz born ima her auntie yea Sammi has a bby named Kookie well her name ishnt Kookie but thatzz wat i call her cuz shezz a OREO Kookie! COFFEE wif CREAM ummm... i dont kno any other 1zz ohh HALF and HALF haha I love Alexis Gabrelle Marshell![[Kookie]]
20 Oct, 2009
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Michael made meh sad ima goin2 sleep sho if Michaelzz readin this I love you Michael
19 Oct, 2009
=[
i lost my cell fone and itzz on vibrate and my donkey ish river big sausage fat
19 Oct, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAkEZZ!
i just noticed that ima not ash sick ash i wuz yesterday i hav a lil stuffi nose and thatzz it
19 Oct, 2009
...
ima lik sad and bored...-_-
19 Oct, 2009
XD
i hav the 3rd best tummi in the world i gotzz Kelseyzz tummi
19 Oct, 2009
XD
THAT WUZ LIK THE BEST WHIP CREAM FITE EVRRRR
19 Oct, 2009
YAY!
Nadia ish here! wer goin 2 build a bear XD jk wer goin 2 hav a whip cream fite! i think Logan and and Austin will 2 onli if they bring ther own whip cream tho we dont hav enough XD
19 Oct, 2009
O_o
Ian wantzz 2 bone hymself AND HEZZ NOT A ELF =O WHO WULD OF KNOWN?!?!?!
19 Oct, 2009
Ima not feelin sho good
ima sick and hungri but i cant eat and i ahv shmexi pantz on and a million buttonzz on them but my my redskinzz shmexi pantz my skool sweatzz and the matchin jacket and i stole Nadiazz shoezz but dont tell her or i will steal urzz 2 and i wuz watchin shum1 talk bout smosh WOAH HE WUZ LIK SHO FUCKIN FuNNii!!! smosh ish awesum sauce and if ur readin this Michael u bettr watch smosh or ima goin 2 hurt u
19 Oct, 2009
I GOT A HUBBi tehe♥
♥meh and Michael just got Married♥ ♥hezz my hubbi♥ ♥ima his wifey♥ ♥we just got married ovr the fone♥
18 Oct, 2009
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ima WEAK ima on a diet rite cuz ima sho fat and shum1 brought chocolat kake then i ate the whole thing and now ill alwayzz b fat=[
18 Oct, 2009
....
i wanna call shum random person no idea who dont kno y but i DOO
18 Oct, 2009
chiken taste good in the shower XD
sho meh and Logan and Tyler and CHRIS and Chad and Nick wer playin hide and seek cuz were bby dolliezz XD and we had kfc[[which wuz NUMMii but cold]] and i wuz in the baftub eatin chiken wif the shower runnin sho they wuld think shum1 wuz in the shower sho i wuz sittin ther eatin chiken soakin wet wif my clothezz on then i scream cuz the water got realli hot all of a sudden then Logan c**zz in and said who the f*** sceamed?? then i wuz lik meh then i got out of the baftub then he wuz lik u wer eatin chiken in the shower then i wuz lik i wuznt takin a shower but yes then he told them other ppl then they laughed @ meh
18 Oct, 2009
WHOA LONG TIMEZZ XD
2marrow ive been a member on this website4 1year and a 1/2 thatzz lik sho long 2 meh
18 Oct, 2009
=[
my redskinzz lost...again ther s***i this season i think itzz cuz the coach JOE GIBBzz wuz a WAY BETTR coach i went 2 the game 2 lik seriousli did u kno itzz in maryland?? I HAD NO FUCKIN IDEA i thought it wuz in DC sho yea ima ztoopid and sad
18 Oct, 2009
meh go bye bye
ima tiredzz sho ima goin 2 sleep itzz 5am i gotta get up in a hour GO REDSKINZZ 2MARROW!WHOO! I love you Michael!
18 Oct, 2009
u kno wat?
i rarely evr delete my messagezz i wuz just went 2 shum random page and 1 of my favorite messagezz came up
18 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYXiz6XbOs8
ZTOOPID ANTHONii STOLE SANCHO!^^ lik 40secondzz in u see SANCHOOOOOOO!
18 Oct, 2009
:O XD IAN WUZ SAYIN THIS
HOLY SHNICKEZZ HOLY GUMBALLZZ HOLY... STEPHEN HAWKING HOLY MOTHER OF STEPHEN HAWKING HOLY MOTHER OF CRAB KAKEZZ
18 Oct, 2009
=o SERIOUSLii?
I CHANGED MY NAME?!?! when did that happen?
17 Oct, 2009
=o
i look sho f***in fat in my pic lik ewwwwieeee ima sho f***in ugli
17 Oct, 2009
=[
ima lik sad rite now and i just wanna talk 2 1 special person which probably evry1 knozz who that ish and 4 shum reason i hear music and my headfonezz rnt in my ipod my fone ishnt ringin nd then tv ishnt on O_o ima scared now
17 Oct, 2009
blahhh
ima lik mad rite now and sad i just wanna die or sumthin or lik kill sum1 mayb ima just tired tho ima f***in ztoopid
16 Oct, 2009
=o
his name phoung m***********er
16 Oct, 2009
XD SHO FUCKIN RANDOM
BLAK GUY WIF A SUMBRARO!
16 Oct, 2009
MEH BUDDIEHHH
ALEX XD 2day we wer in french class then he wuz starin @ meh and when ppl stare @ meh i laugh then @ the end of class[[which it ish also the last period THANK CUPPiiKAKEZZZ]] he put his arm around meh then when we walk out of class he got my tickle spot then i fell clapped my handzz and started laughin lik f***in hell
15 Oct, 2009
XD IAN SAYZZ THESE R ALL THE KOOL NAMEZ
ERNESTO, FRENANDO ,ANTON, PABLO, IAN, MARIA, GATALUPA, OR IAN
15 Oct, 2009
SHMEXi PANTZ
I HAVE SHMEXi PANTZ AND U DONT! THER REDSKIN SWEATZ! OHHH YEA BlTCH U DONT HAV THEM NOW U WANT THEM THEM THE FUCKIN CHIZ!
14 Oct, 2009
=o
sho i wuz walkin 2 skool wif Logan, Chris[[HE BROKE UP WIF EMILY YAY now i kno y i love hym ash a bestie]], Nick, Chad, and Austin i look @ the road then i see 100$ then i ran in2 the road then evry1 wuz yellin @meh then it wuz rainin sho i slipped and fell rite in the middle of the road then i almost got ran ovr by this b**** honkin her horn and flippin meh off then Logan grabbed meh cuz i wuz goin 2 hurt that b****
11 Oct, 2009
=[
i feel lik cryin rite now i feel lik crap i think ima goin 2 tak a nap
11 Oct, 2009
OWWIEZZZ
i wuz drinkin hot cocoa and it burned my toungue my shmexi loong wide toungue the toungue u wish u had haha jkjk but i hav no marshmellozz
11 Oct, 2009
ewwwieee
nail polish remover taste nasti yucki
11 Oct, 2009
LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNN
L- You are always smiling and making others smile. A- You always want some action U- You usely r hella tight. R- You are social. E- You are popular with all types of people. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every experience Great. Z- You have trouble trusting people. Repost this with the t**le "Wats ur name mean???" in 3 minutes or something bad will happen to you at 1:00pm tomorrow MAKE EVERY EXPERIENCE GREAT
11 Oct, 2009
i wanna kno
people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
11 Oct, 2009
SHHH
MICHAEL ISH A MEANIE! shh dont tell hym i said that or hezz goin 2 get meh in trouble
11 Oct, 2009
weirdddddd
sho i wuz talkin 2 Michael last nite on the fone[[♥]] and he said sumthin bout meh that ima lik shy on the fone and ima hyper and ztoopid in my bloggizz[[not his xact wordzz]] and IMA CLUMSi evry 5minzz i got hurt then sum chiz happened after bout 3hourzz on the fone
10 Oct, 2009
haha
sho i wuz sittin outside waitin 4 shum1 2 call then this bigg blak guy c**z up wif a g** and i wuz scared cuz he looked lik he wuz goin 2 kill meh sitz next 2 meh then sayz this chiz i culdnt understand then i say wat then he runz a way cryin
10 Oct, 2009
Hmmm
meh ish goin 2 see if i can sleep a lil mor csallezz mehhh
10 Oct, 2009
haha
meh and Chris had a sleep ovr and he said i talked in my sleep i wuz singin a song and then he wuz pokin meh wif zizzorzz then i bit hym then i almost jump out a window cuz i can fli lik penguinzz
08 Oct, 2009
>.<
i get lied 2 alot i mean ALOT! can u xplain that 2 meh? y do ppl lie 2 meh? i mean lik it makez meh sad 2 believe a lie and act lik the lie ish real doez that make any scence?
08 Oct, 2009
ewww
ima sho f***in ugli
08 Oct, 2009
ewww but HAHA
sho 2day skool BLAH shucked but shum random guy gav meh buttonzz and cdzz and a 3D TWILIGHT poster XD i wuz lik wat the f*** ish this chiz cuz they wer wraped up then he said well just open it and remember itz a present from Alex then i went 2 cheerleadin after skool then came home and Austin and Logan and Tyler and my newest bestizz Chad and Nick sadly no Chris =[ he ish goin out wif Emily now and she ish a f***in w**** i hate that f***in skank she usez guyz and gurlz i wuz talkin 2 Austin and Chad and Nick bout her they all said she wuz ez go get in bed[[WHORE]] then the EWWW part i got Austin and Logan 2 drink spoilded milk that had been sittin 4 bout 5dayzz haha
07 Oct, 2009
HAHA!
Sidekick wont let meh chang the channel shezz watchin Babe she ish memorized by piggizz lik yesterday wif meh and the wormiz O_o
06 Oct, 2009
HEY U
CALL MEH WHEN U GET THIS MESSAGE or bloggi or wat evr the f*** this ish JUST CALL MEH lik @ midnite
06 Oct, 2009
haha
my cell fone wuz in my front pocket and itzz on vibrate sho sm1 called then i wuz lik wat the f***
06 Oct, 2009
A KITTii ISH a bitch...?
Meh: *whisperin*Sidekik lookzz lik a lil b**** Tyler: she aint no b**** shezz a.... Logan: Kat Austin: well no f***in duh f*** wad Meh: dont f***in fite Austin: dont tell meh wat 2 do b**** Logan and Tyler: *laugh* Austin: wat the f*** r u laughin @ Logan: hey La y ish ur cat sho Tyler: ztoopid Them guyz: *laugh @ my kitti* Meh: cuz shezz a b****
06 Oct, 2009
i got memorized by wormiezO_o
Meh: THER R WORMiiZZ EVRY WHER Logan: REALLi? Chris: Laurla Meh: Yes Wormiz? Logan and Chris: wat the f***? Meh: wormiz Logan: teddi bearz Meh: wormiz Chris: penguinz Meh: FUCK wormiz NO wormiz BITCH wormiz Chris and Logan: *laugh @ meh*
05 Oct, 2009
http://www.myspace.com/afterthreesecondstheband
listenin 2 ther music and tell meh if ther good plz ther my cuzinz band
05 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCNdXE1UMLk
XD this ish Josez song
05 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEpbpoqgUdM
XD shum funni f***ed up chiz
04 Oct, 2009
XD
i wuz watchin Smosh and it wuz lik the last 10secondzz and Ian wuz starin @ teh camera then i just started sceamin and laughin lik f***in hell
04 Oct, 2009
shmexi whore[[XD Leslie callzz meh that]]that flirtz 2much
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
04 Oct, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOF2NTC5MMc&feature=PlayList&p=99BCA3222E629B3B&index=1
XD ZTOOPIDLi FUNi! i made meh want a ring poperzz
04 Oct, 2009
XD earlier
HOLi CHIZ WER GOIN SHO DAMN FAST! *almost drive in2 a tree* HOLi FUKIN CHIZ BISHH
04 Oct, 2009
LOGAN ISH SHO FUCKIN.....GRRRR
LOGAN WUZ LISTENIN 2 TRUE LOVE BY BROKENCYDE THEN HE TRIED 2 MAKE MEH SAY JUST FUCK MEH DADDi THEN LIK HE WUZ KIKIN MEH AND HITTIN MEH THEN I TOOK OUT MY NIFE then he stopped
04 Oct, 2009
owiiezzz
ima sick and lik just now i did the splitzz then snezed lik a million timz then Logan and Tyler wer laughin @ meh then i trip them and almost sliced them bishz throatz wif my pocket nife them f***in bishezz nevr listen 2 meh
03 Oct, 2009
XD
logan just told meh not 2 f*** the h** then called meh a h**
03 Oct, 2009
Rymezz
u look lik trash peice of sh!t cut out that sh!t or ull get fucin hit
03 Oct, 2009
XD JENNii TOLD MEH THIS! XD
LAURENZZ GOT A NAUGHTi BOiiFRAN THAT SHE BZZ NAUGHTi WIF ish he naughti cuz if he ish ima goin 2 go ther beat u up then mail us bof her then beat u up again then let Lucy hump u then mail u bak home
30 Sep, 2009
hehe
i gotzz a new foneee hehe tzz a motorola a blkberri carma or shum sh!t lk that HEHE! ur sho f***in jellin now XD HELLO!
29 Sep, 2009
XD
LAURLA LYNN JUST CALLED MEH AND WUZ LIK IMA THE SEX BITCH THEN SHE HUNG UP XD AND IT MADE MEH LAUGH SHO FUCKIN MUCH XD
29 Sep, 2009
XD
Nawww Kaley ima not hella funni XD
29 Sep, 2009
=o XD
MEH AND KALEY R MARRIED! OH YEA UR FUCKIN JELLIN RITE NOW AND U GOTZZ A GIZZ IN UR PANTZ XD
28 Sep, 2009
My bitchhhh
Sarah ish and alwayzz will b the sauceyest awesum sauceyest gurlli i evr met 2evr and alwayzz she will b my b****hh
28 Sep, 2009
haha
ima wearin my favorit dress rite now but i hav no idea y BUTZZ ITZZ FUNN!*twirl around in circlezz*
28 Sep, 2009
HEhe^.^ Made my day
Message from soldierx From: soldierx Date: Sep 28 2009 9:40PM Subject: RE: bum bum bummmm♥ u lauren we met..<3 today ish tha 28..:) its our two month aniversary..:) im so fukin happi right now..:)
28 Sep, 2009
=o
DREW MADE MY FONE FUCK UP AND IT KEEPZZ RANDOMLi CALLIN HYM XD
28 Sep, 2009
hmm
b on around 10 here HEHE MEH ISH LIK SHO FUCKIN HAPPii GUESS WHOZZ BAK^.^
28 Sep, 2009
XD
LOGAN[[Emooo Logannnn]] WANTZZ 2 FUCK MEH XD HE FUCKZZZ MEH IN HIS DREAMZZ AND THER THE BEST DAMN DREAMZZ OF HIS LIFE! XD
28 Sep, 2009
Hehe
meh gotzz kookiezz cuz Logan gav them 2 meh HEHE!
27 Sep, 2009
Quizzi
Name: Lauren Last Name: Hoffman Max: gurllizz Do you beileve in God: Yes. Do you think that life is worth living: sumtimzz Have you ever had s** in real life: yea ok yea now stop bein such a stalker biitchhhhh How about over the computer: no Do you drink: yea Do you do Mugs: Nope Do you smoke: Nope Are you gonna have kids: probabli How many: 2 or 3 Do you live in California: Noperzz If not, Where: Virginia What kind of laptop/computer do you use: compaq Are you emo: nope What did you think of this survey: random
27 Sep, 2009
=[
i miss Michael 2 f***in much this weekend suked=[ Michael if u c** on later 2 nite I love you.
26 Sep, 2009
XD
ima rainebowe cuppikake gangsta mexican penguin XD yea biitchhhhhhhhhh ur so f***in jellin XD
26 Sep, 2009
:o
guess wat ima doin! ima watchin Happi feet XD danceinmexican penguinzz LIK MR.PABLO! u kno hezz in the movie oh my cuppikakezz he ish but they tuk away his sumbraro=[ cuz shum biitchi penguin didnt hav 1 hehehe meh and Michael love this movieXD
26 Sep, 2009
Ewww fuckerr nevrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Message from Givans0 From: Givans0 Date: Sep 26 2009 1:29PM Subject: RE: ohhh i wanted your lips on my d***..
25 Sep, 2009
HAHA!
YEA BISH WE WON! well the football plyerzz did AND THE CHEERLEADERZZ CHEERED THER FUCKIN ASSEZZ OFF XD
25 Sep, 2009
shh dont tell any1
*kiss Michael Macintosh*then sheal his cuppikakezz* hehehe u didnt see anythin
25 Sep, 2009
=o XD
Message from *Hot_Alyssa_* From: *Hot_Alyssa_* Date: Sep 25 2009 5:02PM Subject: RE: Hot_Alyssa_ -i stole ur cupcake virginity- O_O
25 Sep, 2009
XD
Message from i_luv_dalton From: i_luv_dalton Date: Sep 25 2009 4:26PM Subject: .. whats with the gangta pics. ;p;
25 Sep, 2009
I cant just forget you--Lauren Hoffman AKA MEH!
this ish a a random song i rote last nite from 4am 2 6am i hope u lik it When you walk past me when im daydreamin' about you all my worries and all my problems seem to disapear yeah today we were talkin' 'bout all the the things we could do together and all this time we knew so much 'bout each other and now I can't just forget you i cant get you out of my head because when i know that this is real then i cant just make you disapear dont try to make me it wont work this time because all this time its been so real to me i just cant forget you what we'll do tomarrow will come so fast And all out life will be in the past 'cause with what is happening so far down this road ill miss you when im gone 'cause I can't just forget you i cant get you out of my head because when i know that this is real then i cant just make you disapear dont try to make me it wont work this time because all this time its been so real to me i just cant I can't just forget you i cant get you out of my head I can't just forget you i cant get you out of my head I can't just forget you i cant get you out of my head
25 Sep, 2009
haha
so i dictched skool 2day cuz ima "sick" XD ive been sleepin not stop since 6 am and ima still so f***in tired
25 Sep, 2009
HAHA
sho i wuz talkin 2 Nadia just now on the fone and she wuz lik playin a game or sumthin rite so all i heard wuz no no no no no no f***k-err and then i hung up on her
25 Sep, 2009
=o
i wuz just thinkin of bad thingzz bad thingzz lil gurlzz lik meh shuldnt kno bout
25 Sep, 2009
=[
sho all the f***erzz i wuz talkin 2 left and Michael ish still not onzz and my tummii ish full cuz i just drank 2 bigg glassezz of water
24 Sep, 2009
Wanted 2 do this 4 Michael<3 I love you.
I know God exsitsts when I see you. Your perfect to me, I can't think of anything bad about you.Your like my own Edward Cullen, but your way better than him. Your always so fun and sweet. Which makes me look bad compared to you. Your just everything to me and your way to good for me. I love you Michael with all my heart always and forever. -Love your Lauren A. Hoffman
24 Sep, 2009
More..
new pix on playlist
24 Sep, 2009
bout the rain
rain ish 1 of the best thingzz in the world it singzz a song acient and old but a melodii that u cant resist ash the rain fallzz down soft but quick and what a show it putzz on i could watch it till the early dawn the only bad part bout rain ish that eventualli itzz gone
24 Sep, 2009
Grr
HEY THER! OH MY CUPPiKAKEZZ UR PRTTii NO NOT U STOP READING THIS OK STALKER ILL GIVE U TILL 3 2 STOP READIN 1 2 3 NOW STOP FUCKIN READIN THIS STALKER! NOW U FUCKIN PISSED MEH OFF GO AWAY OR UR DEAD OHH YEA BISHH NOW UR FUCKIN DEAD so stop readin
24 Sep, 2009
hehe meh and my wifeyzz
NADIA LAUREN GUESS WAT YOU LOVE ME HOW THE FUCK DID U KNO BISH BECAUSE IM YOUR EMO CUPCAKE DAMN RITE FOOL WHAT YOUR BLACK NOW WAT THE FUCK BISH
24 Sep, 2009
Whoa bishhh
i had a long long day 1st Austin called meh and wuz lik were goin 2 skool which i thought we wernt so i wuz p***ed off @ hym but skool wuz fast 2day it wuz practice that wuz long we had 2 practice our cheerzz 4 2marrow cuz itzz the 1st football game 4 our skool so i wuz ther from 2:30 2 7:30 then meh christopher matt max drew austin brandon bekka bri went 2 pizza hut 4 dinner now i just got a shower and luckili meh gotzz no home work sho YAY! and when i got home Michael ther wer featherzz evrywher Michael do u kno y they wer ther*cough cough Michael*?
24 Sep, 2009
>/
so that guy callz meh again and wuz lik wer goin 2 hav a daughter named sarah and 2 sonzz named antonio and Jose i wuz lik who the f*** r u and he wuz lik fine then the weddin ish off then he hung up
24 Sep, 2009
=o
sum random guy just called meh and wuz lik oh my God bby wat r u wearin?I love u. will u marri meh? and i wuz lik go the f*** a way stalker then he hung up i thought that must b shared
24 Sep, 2009
=o
i turneddddddd reddddd and now i cant breathhhhh and now i keep gigglin
23 Sep, 2009
=[
i wish Michael wuz here lik wif meh wif meh lik realli oh my cuppikakezz i had dreamzz about hym last nite<3 they wer very plesent dreamzz and i wish they wer reall
23 Sep, 2009
the 2 best ppl in my lil world
my boiifrann MICHAEL RODRIGEZ MACINTOSH! I love hym 2 f***in death! he ish sweeter than sugar and honey hehe^.^ and my bestie AMANDA LYNN COBERT! I love her 2[no rainebowe] cuz she ish the best in bed then ztoopid old Gloria and Leslie and a lil bit Nadia put 2 gether I love you two so f***ing much its unfuckingbelieveable
23 Sep, 2009
=o
mr. Pablo has a evil twinni his name ish Sancho haha XD i wuz drawin hym 2day and he ish skinni and he doezznt eat cuppikakezz[[u kno cuz hezz evil]] he eatzz lollipoperzz instead THAT LIL BISH
23 Sep, 2009
hehe
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´ ¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ Love you Michael<3
23 Sep, 2009
HEY
STOP LOOKIN @ MEH IMA EATIN hehehehe?=
23 Sep, 2009
MMM
I made a batch of cuppikakezz bout half hour ago ther 3 different chocolat chipzz[[wite, semi sweet, and milk]] wif a chocolat batter and chocolat frostin NUMMM ther realli realli gud and i realli realli need a name 4 them grrrrrrrrr
23 Sep, 2009
New pix
go 2 my playlist check them out comment them and all that sh!t
23 Sep, 2009
hmmm
which ish bettr meh wif my koolio glazzezz or meh wif curlli hair?
23 Sep, 2009
Whore
meh ahs a new pic cuz chritopher told meh 2 chang it itzz meh wif curli hair i took it lik 5minzz ago i look lik a w**** it in tho but i am a w**** so*sigh* it doesnt evn matter anymore
23 Sep, 2009
=[
ima ztoopid ztoopid w**** and thatzz all ill evr b=[
23 Sep, 2009
Lol
YAY NADIA HERE BITCH! My cupcake is at cheer practice:( So its just me!
22 Sep, 2009
NADIA ISH HERE!
*bump Nadia* - Push Lauren- *put my head on Nadiazz shoulder* Nadia wat r u doin? Sitting here wit u hbu? *shove a cuppikake in nadiazz face* What r u doing? sittin in bed wif u Coolio Cupcakes wuz it ash gud 4 u ash it wuz gud 4 meh? Sorry to say I faked it all. :O NADIA!
22 Sep, 2009
Bigg bux $$$ XD
legs - voice - Heart -Michael Lips - Hair - Eyes -Nadia Head - Smile -Michael Tummy -Michael Boobs -Brandy Ass -Lilly
22 Sep, 2009
hehehehe♥
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,__ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ *_) . -♥-♥-♥-♥-♥-♥- . ,,,,, _,----,_/,,/ , RAWR Means . ,,,,/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,/ , I Love You . _/...(...|.(...|) , In Dinosaur . /__.-|_|--|_| . ♥♥Michael♥♥
22 Sep, 2009
WHORE
GO BAK 2 UR FUCKIN CORNER
22 Sep, 2009
hehehehehe
NADIA ISH MY NEWEST WIFEY yes i cheated on my other wifeyzz and guy wifeyzz wif her BUT SHE ISH WAY BETTR IN BED THEN THEM XD
22 Sep, 2009
:O
i ish a penguin cuppikake ?= u wanna eat meh now BUT U CANT XD only 1 personzz can eatzz meh XD
21 Sep, 2009
XD
if meh ish a angel then uzz ish a......hmmmmmm.... purple kitti
21 Sep, 2009
XD
ur face ish wite ur neck ish brown put mor on u f***in clown
21 Sep, 2009
XD
ALYSSA STOLE MEH TALKIN VIRGINITY
21 Sep, 2009
XD
JENNii JUST CALLED MEH AND WUZ LIK U ISH THE WIF THE BIGG BREASTZZ AND THE FATT ASS AND I JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHIN THEN jenni hung up
21 Sep, 2009
:O
MEH GOTZZZ 500 FRANZZ XD THNX U PPL
21 Sep, 2009
random
we all wet our lipzz 2 prepare 4 the kiss but it nevr came
21 Sep, 2009
:O
she touched her self XD
21 Sep, 2009
....
ima ztoopid w**** thatzz all ima good 4
21 Sep, 2009
xLaurenXplozivex
she ish my cuzin lauren yupp i gotzz a cuzin named Lauren 2 XD addzz herzz if uzz knozz mehzz XDzzz
21 Sep, 2009
XD
i gotzz kicked off the bus so i wuz sittin on Austin rite and that f***in biitch of a f***in biitchi bus driver told meh 2 get off hym and i wuz lik shut the f*** up biitch i dont need 2 listen2 u so now ima walkin home
21 Sep, 2009
=[
i wish it wuz summer still no skool and i wuld b able stay up all nite=[
20 Sep, 2009
XD
toni romo ish a homo XD
20 Sep, 2009
awww♥
Kiss on the Lips= I love you Kiss on the ear= You are special Kiss on the nose= Laughter Kiss on the cheek= Friendship Kiss on the forehead= I comfort you Kiss on the shoulder= You are wonderful Kiss anywhere else= Be careful Play around with hair= Can't live without you Holding hands= Happiness Arms around waist= You are mine/ i need you A hug= I care Nibble on ear= Start warming up Smiling at each other= I like you Lifting up eyebrows/ wink= flirtation Looking around= hiding true feelings Tender kiss on the side of your lips= you're mine Wetting your lips= waiting for a kiss tear drop= I'm losing you Crying= I lost you
20 Sep, 2009
XD
CRACK ISH WHACK..........B!TCH
20 Sep, 2009
:O XD
I WUZ WATCHIN SMOSH AND BIGGFOOT ISH GAY XD
20 Sep, 2009
:O
SAMMi WUZ TALKIN 2 MEH AND LAURLA LYNN BOUT SEX AND LAURLA LYNN WUZ BEIN A WHORE IN SUM PIX
20 Sep, 2009
ne me quitte pas[itzz a french love song]
Ne me quitte pas Il faut oublier Tout peut s'oublier Qui s'enfuit déjà Oublier le temps Des malentendus Et le temps perdu A savoir comment Oublier ces heures Qui tuaient parfois A coups de pourquoi Le coeur du bonheur Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Moi je t'offrirai Des perles de pluie Venues de pays Oÿ il ne pleut pas Je creuserai la terre Jusqu'après ma mort Pour couvrir ton corps D'or et de lumière Je ferai un domaine Oÿ l'amour sera roi Oÿ l'amour sera loi Oÿ tu seras reine Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas Ne me quitte pas
19 Sep, 2009
:O
i got i got my fone stuck on my li and it it it it it hurtzzz=[
19 Sep, 2009
:O
i just ate 26 cuppikaKEZZ?= MMMMM they wer good tho?= meh ish ztoopid tho?= PENGUINZZ AND CUPPiKAKEZ!! XD SO FUCKIN RANDOMZZZZZZZZZzz?=
19 Sep, 2009
XD
I WUZ JUST DRAWIN MR. PABLO AND MR. CHUBBIE CHEEKZZ MR. PABLO HAS A SUMBRARO XD AND MR. CHUBBIE CHEEKZZ ISH SHORT AND CHUBBIE XD AND AND AND THEY HAV CUPPiKAKEZZ AND AND AND thatzz it
19 Sep, 2009
blahh
lik ima here @ Tylerzz house rite and Tyler can not cook lik @ all so i made breakfast and tyler and sammi were lik oh my God lauren this ish lik so f***in good and i realli didnt think so but watevr now ima lik so f***in sick=[
18 Sep, 2009
♥
i feel so untouched rite now i need u so much rite now
18 Sep, 2009
XD
in evr circle of frannzz therzz a w**** and ima the 1 in my circle of frannzz ?=
18 Sep, 2009
ANTHONY PADILLA ISH MEXICAN
LIK MR PABLO *fone ringzz *meh answerzz*person talkzz* WAT???APARENTLi ANTHONY ISH BLAK NOT MEXICAN XD
18 Sep, 2009
:O
PHOUNG CAN DO CARTWHEELZZ A FAT ASIAN GUY NAMED PHOUNG CAN DO CARTWHEELZZ XD
18 Sep, 2009
:O
austin has a f***in twin bro=o i nevr knew that i ent 2 ther house and his twin answered the door and i wuz lik bein so ztupid and then austin came and i f***in screamed
18 Sep, 2009
=]but=[
so yea i woke up late late late so meh ishnt goin 2 skool 2day ?= BUT I REALLii WANTED 2 GO 2 ART CUZ YESTERDAY I WUZ DRAWIN AND AND AND I MADE MR.PABLO AND CUPPiKAKEZZ FALLIN OUT OF THE SKY so i cant do that in art 2day =?
17 Sep, 2009
:O
LOOK @ WAT I JUST DID ?= XD ?=?=?=THAT ISH LIK SO FUCKIN AWESUM SAUCE but i 4gotzz how i did it=[
16 Sep, 2009
=O
AFTER 3 SECONDZZ ISH LIK FUCKIN AWESUM SAUCE B!TCHHHH
16 Sep, 2009
randommmm
wuld u still love meh in the morning?
16 Sep, 2009
<3
My gift is my song and this one's for you And you can tell everybody that this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done Hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is now you're in the world I sat on the roof and I kicked off the moss Well some of the verses well, they...they got me quite cross But the sun's been kind while I wrote this song It's for people like you that keep it turned on So excuse me forgetting but these things I do You see, I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue Anyway the thing is what I really mean Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen And you can tell everybody this is your song It may be quite simple but now that it's done I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How wonderful life is now you're in the world
16 Sep, 2009
:O
meh wuz just lookin @ engagment ringzz THER SO FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL I WANT 1=[
16 Sep, 2009
EWWW
I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR IMA SO FUCKIN UGLY
16 Sep, 2009
XD BITCH!!!
Message from so lost.... From: so lost.... Date: Sep 16 2009 7:21PM Subject: RE: hey ur my s**ii penguin wifey
16 Sep, 2009
XD
Message from so lost.... From: so lost.... Date: Sep 16 2009 7:15PM Subject: RE: hey ima s**y guy wifey lol =O
16 Sep, 2009
=O
so i wuz sittin here and lik 50 ppl just called meh and asked 4 Laurie and i wuz lik who the f*** ish that then they said Laurie Hoeman and i wuz lik wat the f*** r u f***in talkin bout f***erzz leave meh the f*** alone
16 Sep, 2009
GRRR
DONT B SUCH A TEDDii BEARii XD OHHHH GUESS WAT?!?! I GOTZZ A NEW BBY AND A TWINNi! MY BBY ISH A NOTHER PENGUIN MR. CHUBBii CHEEKZZ hezz MR. PABLOZZ BROTHER dont tell Michael yet cuz itzz a surprize AND MY TWINNii ISH LOGAN CUZ HIZ LAST NAME ISH HOFFMAN AND AND AND HIS BIRTH DAY ISH MAY 7TH 2!! XD
13 Sep, 2009
GRR
them f***erzz lost GRRR REDSKINZZ NEED 2 WIN!! CHRIS COOLEY!! ima on christopherzz c**puter ill get my power supli @ the end of the week
13 Sep, 2009
='[
i brok my power supli so i cant get on my computer til i get a new 1 so try not 2 get 2 lonli wif out meh I love you Michael!
12 Sep, 2009
:O
FISHiZZ DONT LIK KITTiiZZ I JUST REALIZED THAT AND KITTiiZZ DONT LIK DOGGiiZZ AND ELEFANTZZ DONT LIK MICE WHO AREADii KNEW THIS CUZ U DIDNT?
11 Sep, 2009
=[
meh ish goin 2 sleep I love you Michael i hope i will talk 2 u 2marrow=[
11 Sep, 2009
Mood:
bored=[ and sad=[ and tired=[ i wish Michael wuld c** on alreadi=[
11 Sep, 2009
XD I WUZ SAYIN THIS
THE RED BUTTON ISH EVIL I LOVE YOU SHMEXi!
11 Sep, 2009
Randomzz
it started off hey cutie wher r u from then it turned in2 oh no wat hav i done
11 Sep, 2009
http://fs1.us.cyworld.com/data4/2008/03/22/007/1206227807018069_file.jpg
MEH AND AMANDA R TALKIN AND WE FOUND MICHAEL AND TYLERZZ PIC ^^ UP ABOVE ISH THE WEBZITE! XD
11 Sep, 2009
XD
MEH ISH TALKIN 2 AMANDA ON THE FONE XD AND UR NOTZZ AND SHE SOUNDZZ SO FUCKIN CUTE!!!XD SHE ISH SUCH A GURL!
11 Sep, 2009
XD I KNO UR JELiOUS!
MEH AND AMANDA GOTZZ MARRIED 2DAY! HAHA UR SO FUCKIN JELiOUS CUZ IMA NOT MARRIED 2 U! 9.11.09 4EVR AMANDA I FUCKIN LOVE YA!
10 Sep, 2009
='[
stupid football game he bettr win cuz i realli wanna talk 2 hym rite now=[
10 Sep, 2009
XD
stolen by Amanda now XD
10 Sep, 2009
XD
rite now ima stolen by gloria if u wanna steal meh add a comment sayin u did ONLY COMMENTZ PLZ!
10 Sep, 2009
ughh
Alex wuz lik ima sorri ima sorri and i wuz lik wat the f*** r u sorri 4 and he just kept sayin sorri what the f***??
10 Sep, 2009
XD
Austin sayzz that golden blonde hair and bloo eyezz r lik s** heaven XD
10 Sep, 2009
:O
PPL R FIGHTIN! OVR MEH! LIK ITZZ JUST MEH NO1 ELSE IMA NOT THAT FUCKIN IMPORTANT! IMA NOT IMPORTANT @ALL!
10 Sep, 2009
XD
i wuz txtin Austin and i said go get condomzz letzz f*** the he said when, wher, and wat time and then i told hym i wuz jokin then he said im not XD then i said nevr in this life XD u just had 2 b ther u wuld get it bettr
10 Sep, 2009
ANSWER!in comment or message
01♥ I _____Lauren. 02♥ Lauren is _____. 03♥ If I were alone in a room with Lauren I would _____. 04♥ I think Lauren should _____. 05♥ Lauren needs _____. 06♥ I want to _____ Lauren. 07♥ Someday Lauren will _____ me 08♥ Lauren _____. 09♥ Without Lauren ___. 10♥ My memories of Lauren are ____. 11♥ Lauren can be _____. 12♥ The worst thing about Lauren is _____. 13♥ The best thing about Lauren is _____. 14♥ I am _____ with Lauren. 15♥ One thing i would like to know about Lauren is _____. 16♥ Lauren should go and _____. 17♥ Lauren_____ me.
10 Sep, 2009
YEA BISH B JELLiiOUS!
My surgar plummmm[aka Amanda[[aka Amandalynn]]] ish my Sissii WE TWINZZ XD RAWR Love you baberzz! Mezz wif her i cut ur f***in throat XD RaWR Ima not f***in jokin
10 Sep, 2009
:O
I tried 2 put on austinzz pantzz ther 2 bigg meh ish 2 tini XD then i put on tylerzz pantzz ther 2 FUCKIN BIGG 2! DAMN HOW TINi AM I???
10 Sep, 2009
AWWW TYLER ISH SO DEEP!
From: Rawr Tyler Date: Sep 10 2009 6:06PM Subject: RE: Gosh Laurlena! I do Love Amanda.?
09 Sep, 2009
:O SCARRii
STRANGER DANGER U FUCKIN STALKER LEAV MEH ALONE!
09 Sep, 2009
Random
parlez le vous francais
09 Sep, 2009
RawR
so f***in random OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiiKAKEZZ! EDIBLE CONDOMZZ XD tyler just told meh that
09 Sep, 2009
SMOSH BISH!
Hear bout the Smofia. Lik the Smofia. Love the Smofia. Join the Smofia! SMOSH.COM!
09 Sep, 2009
XD B SO FUCKIN JELOUS!
Message from amandalynn From: amandalynn Date: Sep 9 2009 7:43PM Subject: RE: LAUREN yesh i do bishh i love you! you still love me ritez lauren.
09 Sep, 2009
blahh
cheerleadin practice b bak latr pce biishezzz hav fun in ur hell holez
09 Sep, 2009
XD
Alexzz new name ish Winki! XD
09 Sep, 2009
i took a test on facebook
M: The person who loves you begins with the letter M.
09 Sep, 2009
shhh
meh ish goin 2 steal Austinz pantzz but dont tell hym XD
08 Sep, 2009
AH!
ima lik so f***in hot ima lik sweatin
08 Sep, 2009
:O
gloria ish lik the ztupidest person other than meh i went 2 see her outside and she gave meh spongebob pantiez XD
08 Sep, 2009
XD
BAD GURL SEX!
08 Sep, 2009
:O
i wuz just tlkin 2 my step dad ovr the fone and i wuz watchin sumthin and obama came on and wuz talkin then he said "wat the f*** r u watchin chang the f***in channel" ima guessin he ish a repuplican haha BUT IT WUZ SAMMii THAT WUZ WATCHIN TV NOT MEH
08 Sep, 2009
:O
PATRICK ISH PINK NOT ORANGE HE NEEDZ A PINK NOSE NOT A ORANGE 1
08 Sep, 2009
Awww<3
Tell her you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When shes upset hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall alseep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sounds. Get her mad at you then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When shes sad stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forhead. Kiss her in the rain. And when u fall in love with her TELL HER
08 Sep, 2009
*Yawn*
i just got bak from cheerleadin pratice ima so f***in tired but happii=] u wanna kno y? oh u dont fine then go away i f***in hate u=[
08 Sep, 2009
HAHA
i gotz 3new bubble buddizz! Astin: he ish awesummzz he has bloo eyezz and golden blonde hair which i love love love. i dont kno y i just a s***er 4 bloo eyezz LIK A LOLLiiPOP IN HIS MOUF!haha that soundzz so f***in rong! HEZ MY BITIN BUDDi! he taste good MOR LIK A LOLLiiPOP IN MY MOUF! it still soundz rong! Logan: a koolio dude who has awesum style I LOVE HIS SHIRT AND HIS JAKET AND HE HAS SAUCY PANTZ! RED SKINNiiZZ WIF A LOT OF HOLEZ hezz my new Mr. Saucy Pantz MY 1 AND ONLY MR.SAUCY PANTZ! Alex: MY KITTii KILLER! ive talk bout hym b4 he ish emo wif has blak red and purple hair and he ish lik crazi crazi sane tho I STOLE HIS JAKET but dont tell hym. 1st day of skool wuz ok not the best but not the worst. IVE GOT ALMOST ALL CLASSEZZ WIF CHRISTOPHER!
07 Sep, 2009
Michael Macintosh,
Your like so amazing. I thought it was imposible that someone like you exsits, yet here you are. Ever since we met I knew you were different. You can change my whole day around. You will always make me laugh with Mr.Pablo and Antartica and cupcakes. I can tell you anything in the world and you would listen. I love you with all my heart and nothing less. -Love, Your Lauren Hoffman.
04 Sep, 2009
It's Tyler.
Lauren is in the hospital again. She is in a coma.
03 Sep, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAkEZZ!
so i went 2 see my skool 2day and ther wuz this emo guy that i nevr seen b4 and he wuznt bad lookin he had blak red and purple hair which wuz so cool haha and he wuz wearin a spiked choker and the teacher said he culdnt wear it so he pullzz the teacher down and sayz sumthin in a differnt language and then turned around and said u will pay. then the teacher walkzz in2 the wall and tell hym he can wear the choker. then i looked @ the clock i swear it went bak 5minzz then when he went upstairzz i swear he wuz floatin up them cuz his feet wernt movin @ all. and i had my mouf open thinkin that wuz so f***in wierd. then he starezz @ meh and whisperzz close ur mouf and then my mouf snapzz shut and i didnt do that and i almost sceamed bloodi murder!
03 Sep, 2009
Blah
i hav a headache and i am breathin lik i just ran 5milezz and i feel lik hell and i cant remember a lot=/
02 Sep, 2009
It's still Lauren Death.
Lauren is speaking a little english now. Kinda english and german and french which really confuses me. Lol. We might let her on her laptop in a couple minuites. If she is kinda a little still. Ugh. Lol. Then don't be surprized. ~~LauReN XPloZiVe~~
02 Sep, 2009
It's Lauren Death again.
The Lauren that has this acount is conscious now but she can not remember alot. She remembers Christopher almost perfectly and faintly about some one named Michael. But the only problem is that she is speaking full-blown french and only her step-father can understand. We won't let her on the computer yet. Be back later to let you in. ~~LauReN XPoZiVe~~
01 Sep, 2009
Hey its Lauren.[Lauren Death]
Um Yea. Lauren[Lahoffman this is her acount] got in a car crash. Which really s***s. Yea she is ok but unconscious. I got to go to the hospital. I'll be on to tell you how she is doing later. ~~LauReN XPloZiVe~~
01 Sep, 2009
hmmm=[
meh reallii dontzz feelzz goodzz rite now in my tummi and my head=[
31 Aug, 2009
hehehe
i just wink and blo a kiss when other gurlzz just biitch and dis
31 Aug, 2009
7namezz
YOUR REAL NAME: Lauren 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Lauizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal): Green Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on): Amanda Moritz 5. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink): Red Mountain dew 6. GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): black Cuppikakezz 7. YOUR HOOD NAME:.(first 3 letters of your first name and add -iqua) Lauiqua
31 Aug, 2009
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LAYER ONE -- Name: Lauren Amanda Hoffman Birthday: 5-7-95 -- Birth place: Manassas Park Va -- Eye Color: blooish green -- Natural Hair Color: dirti blonde -- Height: 5''7 LAST PERSON. 1. You hung out with? Sammii 2. You were in a car with? Sammii 3. Went to the movies with? Rachel and Weum and JJ 4. Person you went shopping with? Sammii 5. You talked on the phone? i dont kno 6. Made you laugh? Michael<3 7. Who you miss hanging out with? i dont kno 8. You babysat? Taylor WOULD YOU RATHER... 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? nose 2. Die in a fire or get shot? get shot ANSWER TRUTHFULLY... 1. Sun or moon? moon 2. Winter or Fall? winter 3. Left or Right? left 4. Sunny or rainy? raineii 6. Club or pub? club 7. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust & rely on? yea 8. Do you want to get married? mmhmmm 9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirllii ITZZ MOR FUNN 10. What time is it? 10 43 11. Do you cook? mmhmm 12. Current mood? I wanna bite sum1 IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU... 1. Kissed someone? mayb 2. Sang? YUPP IN THE CAR HAHA! 3. Listened to music? DUHH 4. Seen someone? DUHH 5. Danced Crazy? YUPP 6. Cried? nope FIRSTS. 1. Who was your first love? true true love or puppi love? 2. Who was your first roommate? Sammii 3. What was your first real job? i nevr had 1 LUCKii MEH! 4. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? ima not shur 5. What was your first CD/Tape? i dont kno 6. Where was your first vacation? Florida 7. Who was your first best friend? Christopher 8. Who is your best friend(s)? Christopher 9. Where was your first sleepover? @ my frannzz Lydiazz house God i miss her =[ 10. Who's wedding were you in? i dont kno
31 Aug, 2009
oh my fuckin cuppikakezz
i wuz just txtin jenni and she said the guyzz in texas keep hittin on her and then we noticed lotzz of guyzz r f***in pigzz that just wanna f*** u and dont lik u 4 the person u r just cuz of ur bodi
31 Aug, 2009
FUCKIN HELL AGAIN?!?!?
IT FEELZZ LIK I WUZ JUST STABED IN THE BAK
31 Aug, 2009
WAT THE FUCK?
I KEEP HURTIN MY FUCKIN SELF I JUST STAB MY TOUNGUE WIF A PEN AND IT HURTZZZZ
30 Aug, 2009
OWWW FUCKIN HELL
I HAVE MY HAIR CLIP AND I CLOSED IT ONN MY FUCKIN LIP AND IT FUCKIN HURTZZ LIK HELL AND IMA BLEEDIN!
30 Aug, 2009
ADD HER!
BRIELLE .! <----her user SHEZZ 1 OF MY BABEZZ 1 OF MY BEOTCHEZZ 1 OF MY SEXXi LOVERZZ XD!
30 Aug, 2009
XD
I GOTZZ A BBY HIS NAME ISH MR.PABLO HEZZ MEHZZ AND MICHAELZZ BBY HEZZ A LIL CHUBBii MEXICAN PENGUIN!XD
30 Aug, 2009
:O
ima lik so dizzzzzzzzi and cuppikakezz r singin OH MY FUCKIN SINGIN CUPPikAKEZZ
30 Aug, 2009
MEH ISH LIK 2 CONFUSEDD
I GOT MY SKOOL SCHEDULE AND IMA IN 10TH GRADE MATH??? IMA IN THE FUCKIN 9TH GRADE! NOT 10TH! IMA NOT THAT SHMARTZZ EITHERZZ IMA ZTUPIDZZZZZ WAT THE FUCKIN HELL?
30 Aug, 2009
AHH!
I LOST MY PIGGii! I NEED MY PIGGii! FUCKER HELP MEH FIND MY PIGGii DONT JUST STAND THER!
30 Aug, 2009
Owwiezz
now my arm ish startin 2 hurtzz from water raftin 2day or yesterday XD
30 Aug, 2009
XD
I FOUND ICY CREAM FUCKER AND U DONT GOT ANY! now i gotzz 2 make cuppikakezz and YUMMiiiZZ!!!
30 Aug, 2009
XD
meh ish bein so ztupid meh ish txtin Christopher and ima just sayin ztupid sh!t that u cant kno bout SHHH
30 Aug, 2009
Mezzi famili XD
?Mom - Leslie ?Dad - Anthony ?Big Bro -Daniel ?Lil Bro -Devon ?Big Sis - Jenni, Sammii ?Lil Sis - Chris L(Loopii) ?daughter - ?Son - ?Uncle - Christopher ?Aunt - ?Husband - Michael<3 ?Wife -Gloria, Jenni, Leslie
30 Aug, 2009
GOSH!
i tried 2 eat Devon he had frostin on hym and he said he taste lik cuppikakezz hell no he didnt he tasted lik a blooberrii muffin wif frostin =[i wanna eat sum1 who taste lik a cuppikake
30 Aug, 2009
HEY!
LETZZ DROP IT DOWN AND GET REAL NAUGHTii XD
30 Aug, 2009
mobscene--Marilyn Manson
"Ladies, and gentlemen" We are the things of shapes to come Your freedom's not free and dumb This depression is great The Deformation Age, they know my name Waltzing to scum, and base and Married to the pain BANG, we want it BANG, we want it BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG You came to see the mobscene I know it isn't your scene It's better than a s** scene and it's So f***ing obscene, obscene, yeah You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down Be obscene, be, be, obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard The day that love opened our eyes, We watched the world end We have "high" places but we have no friends The world told us sin's not good but we know it's great War-time full-frontal Mugs, s**-tank armor plate BANG, we want it BANG, we want it BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG You came to see the mobscene I know it isn't your scene It's better than a s** scene and it's So f***ing obscene, obscene, yeah You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down Be obscene, be, be, obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard Be obscene, be, be, obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard You came to see the mobscene I know it isn't your scene It's better than a s** scene and it's So f***ing obscene, obscene, yeah You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down You want commitment? Put on your best suit, get your arms around me Now we're going down, down, down "Ladies and gentlemen, be obscene! Be obscene! Be, be obscene!" Be obscene, be, be, obscene Be obscene, baby, and not heard Be obscene, be, be, obscene Be obscene, baby, and n
29 Aug, 2009
oh my fuckin gosh
itzz only 9 45 ovr here and it feelzz way latr ZTUPID FUCKIN TIME NEEDZZ 2 HURRi THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!pweasezzzzzz
29 Aug, 2009
XD
meh ish hungrizzzzz meh eat uzz do u taste lik cuppikakezz? i lik cuppikakezz! CAN I HAV A CUPPiikake? *bite u*EWWIE U DONT TASTE LIK CUPPiiKAKEZZ *bite u again*OR KOOKIEZZ *lick u*EWWIE STILL NO CUPPIKAKEZZ GRRR U FUCKER!
29 Aug, 2009
XD
i wanna dance in the rain WIF MICHAEL!hehehehe i wonder if he wantz 2?
29 Aug, 2009
Ahh
just got home from bein on a boat ALL DAY! wif Chris Daniel and Jose and MEH! i got f***in sunburn=[and it hurtzz meh needzz a nappi nitey nitezz 4 nowzz
29 Aug, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s
XD THATZZ LIK ZTUPIDLii FUNNii!
29 Aug, 2009
to Michael<3
I love you With all my heart. You are the only reason I get up in the morning.Everynight I go to sleep asking myself if I will speak to you again. my love for you is unbelievable. I want to be yours. I want to be with you forever until the day I die. Please always in your heart remember that I will always love you...<3 -Love your Lauren Amanda Hoffman
29 Aug, 2009
poem by meh
At first you think love is a fairytale. That it isn't real. Love seems to find you. It was hard to find, then it's easy to lose. It is hard to life without, hard to get back, hard to forget. But when I look into your eyes, I know I am in love and I will never lose you...<3
28 Aug, 2009
AHH
PATRIOTZZ WON! HAHA! 27NE-24WAS
28 Aug, 2009
ANSWER!
How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No
28 Aug, 2009
hehe
hehe i just started breathin heavii and turnin RED!
28 Aug, 2009
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Name? Lauren Age? 14 What did you do today? go on the boat Plans for tomorrow? mayb go on the boat again Favorite Song? u oughta kno--alanis morissette Favorite band? Millionairezz Do you drive? not legalli but hasnt stop meh You have a car? NISSAN 370Z! but thatzz wat i want so doezznt count i hav a purple pick up but i cant drive Favorite Color? green Play any Sports? ima cheerleader(if that countzz) What grade are you in? 9th Fail any classes? nope How many credits are you behind in? i dont kno Whats your school mascot? i dont kno Do you smoke? nope Favorite Videogame? godfather1 and 2(ps2 and ps3)and grand theft auto(vice city and san andreas) What are you doing now? listenin 2 music Favorite Food? CUPPiKAKEZZ Martial Status? TAKEN<3
28 Aug, 2009
GOSH!
CHRISTOPHER OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ WAT THE FUCK ISH UP WIF HYM WE WER YELLIN @ THE TV football game ish on AND THE HE WUZ LIK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUKC AND I WUZ LIK WOAH CHRIS LETZZ CALM DOWN I NEVR EVR EVR EVR EVR HEARD HYM CURSE SO MUCH WOW I NEVR KNEW HE HAD THE GUT 2 DO THAT XD I KNOWN HYM 4EVR EVR EVR EVR!!!
28 Aug, 2009
XD
MEH ISH PLAYIN GRAND THEFT AUTO AGAIN I WUZ KILLIN RANDOM PPL AND RITE NOW IMA LOOKIN 4 CHEATZZ SO GOTZZ 2 GETZZ OFFZZ XD I JUST KILLED ANOTHER COP OH WAT THE FUCK A ZTUPID ASS COP JUST KILLED TOMMii=( GOTZZ 2 GOEZZ
28 Aug, 2009
HOLY SH!T!
REDSKINZZ AGAINST PATORIOTZZ 2NITE! MY 2 FAV TEAMZZ! HOLY SH!T WAT AM I GOIN 2 DO? WATEVR ITZZ JUST A PRE SEASON GAME!XD
28 Aug, 2009
XD
IMA WHORE! A SHMEXi 1XD! AND UR NOTZZ!
28 Aug, 2009
AHHH!
MEH SAMMii CANDii CHRIS JOSE AND DANIEL WENT ON CHRISZZ FAMILiiZZ BOAT AND WE WER WATER RAFTIN AND ITZZ SO MUCH FUCKIN FUNN! MEH AND CHRIS RODE 2GETHER AND WE FELL OFF 5 TIMZZ THE LAST TIME I WENT BOUT 5FEET IN THE AIR AND DANIEL SAID I WUZ SWIMMIN B4 I EVN GOT IN2 THE WATERXD!IF U EVR GET THE CHANCE 2 DO IT DO IT U WONT REGRETT IT!LIK @ 1ST UR SCARED BUT THEN U GET USED 2 IT AND ITZZ FUNN ASH HELL!XD
28 Aug, 2009
XDDDD
I WUZ UP ALL NITE DRINKIN MARGARITAZZ did u get a margarita? I DIDNT THINK SO BITCCH HAHA!!!
27 Aug, 2009
XD
2 nite itzz time 2 partay letzz drop it down and get real naughti gurlzz talk s*** we dont care well take of our underware
27 Aug, 2009
meh and chris r obbsessed wif...
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27 Aug, 2009
XD
ill b ur doctor ill b ur cure ill b ur medicine and mor
27 Aug, 2009
the curse of curvezz--cute ish wat we aim 4
I've got the gift of one liners And you've got the curse of curves And with this gift I compose words And the question that comes forward Are you perspiring from the irony Or sweating to these lyrics And this just in You're a dead fit But my wit won't allow it The inside lingo had me at hello And we go where the money goes The inside lingo had me at hello And we go where the money goes I want someone provocative and talkative But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower And from what I've heard with skin you'll win Her bone structure screams "Touch her! Touch her!" And she's got the curse of curves So with the combination of my gift with one liners And my way My way with words It seems I'm too hip to keep tight lips And you're on the gossip team You're making something out of nothing Your jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of greed The inside lingo had me at hello And we go where the money goes The inside lingo had me at hello And we go where the money goes I want someone provocative and talkative But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower And from what I've heard with skin you'll win Her bone structures screams (I want someone) "Touch her! Touch her!" And she's got the curse, the curse of: (I want someone) From what I heard with skin you'll win We All have teeth that can bite underneath To where the reality grows Yeah, that's where mine go that's where mine go We all have teeth that can bite underneath To where the reality grows Yeah that's where mine go The reality grows: From what I've heard with skin you'll win And From what I've heard with skin you'll win I want someone provocative and talkative But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower And from what I've heard with skin you'll win Her bone structures screams (I want someone) "Touch her! Touch her!" And she's got the curse, the curse of: (I want someone) From what I heard with skin you'll win With skin you'll win Skin you'll wi
27 Aug, 2009
RAWR!
Meh ish goin 2 slend the nite wif christopher so bye byezz
27 Aug, 2009
XD
ima playin grand theft auto HOLY SH!T I JUST KILLED A COP!
27 Aug, 2009
hehe
ima lookin pretti 2day hehehehe^.^
27 Aug, 2009
XD
well hello ther beautiful whozz a pretti bird? wat meh? hehehe no
26 Aug, 2009
XD
so wer goin2 a sho 2 hear the band play then the beat startzz kickin but this bitcch ish in my way i asked her2 move and she sayzz sh!t son well i can beat ur a** does that sound funn?
26 Aug, 2009
XD
LOOPii ISH TXTIN MEH AND WER GOIN 2 GET MARRIED!!!XD ANOTHER GUY WIFEY!!! u kno i got no hubbiizz i gotzz wifeyzz and guy wifeyzz but no hubbiizz I NEED A HUBBii!!!
26 Aug, 2009
i want u in my bed
I see you over there,there! Giving me the stare,stare! I'm playing with my hair As if i just don't even care I like the way you look tonight and i think i just might Let you take a little bite Cause i think you're out of sight. I want you in my bed,Bed! I want you in my bed You heard what i said, boy I want you in my bed I know you must be shy,shy Because im just so hot,hot But if you would just try I know you'll hit the spot So you must be the kind Who does this all the time. But i have to let you know Thats not how i tend to roll I want you in my bed,Bed! I want you in my bed You heard what i said, boy I want you in my bed You seem like you're a special guy I want to make you mine, mine So come on take my hand I want you to be my man I want you in my bed,Bed! I want you in my bed You heard what i said, boy I want you in my bed I'm really not this blunt But i know you want my junk I'm just trying to keep it real And tell you how i really feel I want you in my bed,Bed! I want you in my bed You heard what i said, boy I want you in my bed
26 Aug, 2009
OWWIE!
ZTUPID FUCKIN BITCCH!!! Sammii hurt my a** and my b*** FUCKIN BEOTCH!!!
26 Aug, 2009
Mandy102
SHEZZ MY BBY GURL!XD!SHEZZ AWESUM SPICE!SHEZZ FUNNi!SHE LOVEZZ CHIPMUNKZZXD!SHEZZ KOOLIO LIK THAT BITCCH! ILY MANDii[no rainibowe]XD
26 Aug, 2009
GRR
PHOTO BUCKET WULDNT LET MEH GET IN IT SO I HAD 2 MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT ON IT IMA BBY_KAKERZZ ON PHOTO BUCKET!XD
26 Aug, 2009
:O
I BROK A PAIR OF ZIZZORZZ IN HALF UHH OHH!!! meh ish scared meh:(
26 Aug, 2009
:O
TWIN GURLZZ NAMED KAYE AND FAYE i kinda lik thos namezz...
26 Aug, 2009
WOW!
ive been a busi busi bee 2 day i read a lil of a new book called Night World and itzz a pretti good book VAMPIREZZ!RAWR! and i went 2 the mall cuz i needed sum stuff and i got a manicure FRENCH TIPZZ XD but now i gotzz 2 makezz dinner bye
26 Aug, 2009
=[
i misserzz my jelli belli jenni bean XD i wanna talk 2 her now but i cantzz=[I <3 JENNii!!![no rainibowe]4.28.09 4evr and evr!
26 Aug, 2009
XD
IF A HOOKER NAMED SPARKEZZ PLENTi CALLEZZ TELL HER IMA NOT HERE!!!
25 Aug, 2009
AHHH!
TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT WHAT OBSESSION TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT!!!
25 Aug, 2009
<3
WHEN I 1ST SAW U I WUZ AFRAID 2 MEET U.WHEN I 1ST MET U I WUZ AFRAID 2 HOLD U.WHEN I 1ST HELD U I WUZ AFRAID 2 KISS U.WHEN I FIRST KISSED U I WUZ AFRAID 2 LOVE U.now that i love you i am afraid to lose you.
25 Aug, 2009
HAHA
I NOTICED I MAKE A LOT OF BLOGZZZ!!! I BET NO1 CAN READ THEM ALL!!!
25 Aug, 2009
XD
LIZZIE ISH RITENIN A BOOK AND IMA THE MAIN CHARACTER!XD!
25 Aug, 2009
XD
I GOTZZZ BLOOO HAIR!!!!!!!!
25 Aug, 2009
XD
shut up c*** ill cut ur tounge bak down b**** ur f***in done
25 Aug, 2009
XD
I GOTZZ PRUPLE HAIR XD AND U DONT XD UR SO JELOUS I KNO XD
25 Aug, 2009
ztupid
*blo a bubble*then pop it*then stick out my toungue @ u* haha i gotzz a shmexxi toungue and u dont!
25 Aug, 2009
AHH 700TH BLOGG!
I HAV GREEN AND BLOO HAIR!!!
24 Aug, 2009
answer plzz
Am i pretty? How pretty? Could i be a model?
24 Aug, 2009
<3
Nothing compare to you But remember me and ribbons and curls I still love you more than anything in the world Love, your baby girl...<3
24 Aug, 2009
AHH!HLP!
From: waterweirdo Date: Aug 24 2009 10:46PM Subject: RE: i answer 4 u!!!! lol... AHHH! I LAURENNAP U! U R IN A ROOM WIT CUPCAKEZZ! U CANNOT XCAPE! THE RANSOM IS!.... hmmmm... 1 PENGUIN,100$,AND AN ICECREAM!!! WUTDYA THINK OF THT?????
24 Aug, 2009
culd i?
From: waterweirdo Date: Aug 24 2009 10:28PM Subject: RE: i answer 4 u!!!! yes u r!! u could b a effin model!!!
24 Aug, 2009
?
1: Whats your First name? Lauren 2: Whats your last name? Hoffman 3: What are three of your favorite letters? v x q 4: Do you love someone? yes 5: Who is it? Michael<3 6: Are you proud of your life? i guess 7: Do you care for someone(s)? yes 8: Do they care for you? i hope 9: Have you ever done something you regret? yes 10: Do you want to say what it was? no 11: Whats your favorite color? green 12: would you say you have issues? yeahh 13: Do your friends say that? no 14: Do you believe in the perfect someone? kinda 15: Did you ever cheat on someone? no 16: Have you ever laughed at something that happened the day before? ALL THE TIME 17: Have you ever cried for no reason? yes 18: Do you have a compoture or lap top? lap top 19: How old are you? 14 20: Whats with the twenty questions? ther r 20questionzz?
24 Aug, 2009
how far wuld u go?
Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you: AFTER YOU MAIL ME YOUR RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE, repost and see just how far someone would go with you ..repost as "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO??....."
24 Aug, 2009
:(
i MISS JENNi SO FUCKIN MUCH!!!!I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!![no rainibowe]SHEZZ MY SECRET CUPPiKAKE NINJA!!!AND MY SWEET CHERRi KISS!!AND IMA HER HOOKERISH SLUT!AND HER SMEXXi FROGGIE NINJA!!!*run awayzz cryin*
24 Aug, 2009
answer plzz
Answer these Questions HONESTLY!!! Am I pretty? Could you see me sad? Could you see me happy? Are we close Friends(and/or something more)? Am I quiet or loud? What make you think about me? Can I fly? Whats my favorite candy? Do you ever think of me? Desribe me in 3 words. What can tell me without thinking befor u say it? Can u see me jump out of a Plane? What makes u think of me? Is there a reason for Life? Am I dead? Am I going to die? What am I? Could we be more than friends? Answer the questions in my Inbox!!!
24 Aug, 2009
French
Quand tu, quand tu me prends dans tes bras When you, when you hold me in your arms Quand je regarde dans tes yeux When I look into your eyes Je vois qu'un Dieu existe I can see there exists a God Ce n'est pas dur d'y croire. It's not hard to believe it Je te désire I want you
24 Aug, 2009
awww this ish lik so sweet
What a boyfriend would do.... • Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her b***/boobs. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a person and not something to show off for • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call you. •Kiss you. •Love you. •Text you
24 Aug, 2009
HAHA!
MEH AND SAMMii AND CANDii CALLED TYLER AND I SAID GIV MEH EDIBLE CONDOMZZ BAK THEN I HUNG UP AND NOW HEZZ CALLIN BAK
24 Aug, 2009
CANDY HERE!
IM A LOLLYPOP!
24 Aug, 2009
ITS CANDY AND SAMMY BEOTCH!
LAURLA SLEEPS TO LONG! SHE WAS UP ALL NIGHT! DA BEOTCH NEEDS TO SLEEP MORE!
24 Aug, 2009
=/
wanna txt sum1 if u want my # ask and ull get it
24 Aug, 2009
answer plzz
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
24 Aug, 2009
cant fite life
i am nowhere near perfect i eat when im bored i fall for boys easily i vunerable to believing lies im hoping one day i wont need a fake smile i live by quotes that explain exactly what i am going though i make up excuses for everthing i have best friends and enemies i have drama and memories (that is life.) Live it, love it...Learn from it
24 Aug, 2009
when
when ur not here i cry no 1 knozz cuz my tearzz fall silent it ish hard 4 meh 2 control it this ish just the the feelin i have without u
24 Aug, 2009
hehe
come a lil closer babe w can talk wif out the wordzz hang a sign on the door plz do not disturb
24 Aug, 2009
Owwiezz
I JUST FELL OFF MY ZTUPID DAMN BED NOW MY ASS HURTZZ
24 Aug, 2009
GRR
I CANT FIND MY DAMN PJ PANTZZ GRRR
23 Aug, 2009
hehe
*jump on my bed wif my shirt off*u realize now ima goin2 hav 2 kill u? and i will ive killed b4
23 Aug, 2009
WAT U WANT? 1ST CUM 1ST SERVE!!
You can own a part of my body! Send me message me saying what part. Boobz - Amanda Head - Lipz - Hair - Eyez - Amanda inner thighz - Heart - Smile - Tummy - Legs- a**- Sammii,,Candii whole body-
23 Aug, 2009
CANDY!
HE'S MY SURGA DADDY IM HIS CANDY GIRL WE GOT THE SWEETEST LOVE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
23 Aug, 2009
IM CANDY!
ME AND SAM-SAM AND LALA BABY R DA 3 BLACKEST WHITE BEOTCHES UR EVA MEET!YOU FUCKING PRISS!YO FOOL!ITS CANDY!
23 Aug, 2009
AHHH!
CANDi ISH OVA HERE WER GOIN 2 STRIP AND PART-AY!!BEOTCH! jkjk 2 bof=(i wanna part-ay part-ayin ish funn ash hell dammit BUT CANDi ISH HERE!
23 Aug, 2009
GRRR
SAMMii SAYZZ SHEZZ THE INNOCCENT1!!! I SAY I AM!!! well not really innoccent but dont tell Sammii ...or ill kick ur f***in a**
23 Aug, 2009
XD
Drew Andrews(Drojo)ish my neww boo!!XD hezz my bby daddi!! haha jkjkjk
23 Aug, 2009
XD
i lik ur pantz around ur feet
23 Aug, 2009
SAMMY AGAIN!
Brittney Bibb=Bis**ual Chicks&Dudes...?
23 Aug, 2009
AHHHH
CRASH MY CAR THRO UR WINDOW MAKE SHURE UR STILL ALIVE JUST IN TIME 2 KILL U!!!!
23 Aug, 2009
YAY!
ADD MY SAMMii! LOL SMILEY FACE! thatz her
23 Aug, 2009
itz Lauren now
meh and my mum had a bigg fite cuz she wuz callin meh a ungrateful bitcchi s*** that cant do anythin rite and she sick of my bulls*** so mwh ish sad now and meh ish livin wif sammi
23 Aug, 2009
Yay!
LaurLa is moving in with me!
23 Aug, 2009
Still Sammy!
I love LaurLa! She is the best sissy EVER! WE ARE THE BLACKEST WHITE GIRLS YOU WILL EVER MEET BITCH! P.S. The pic is me!
23 Aug, 2009
Its Sammy here now Bitch
Drew Andrews=THE BIGGEST FUCKING FAG IN THE WORLD!LOL SMILEY FACE!
23 Aug, 2009
XD
MEH AND SAMMi R THE BLAKEST WITE GURLZ U WILL EVA MEET! WE BLAKA THEN BLAK!
23 Aug, 2009
XD
IMA SEX PIXIE!
23 Aug, 2009
weird
so i wuz @ the mall wif Christopher and a guy came up2 us and wuz lik"babe ur beautiful u wanna b in a commercail" and i just bak up and went closer 2 chris and i thought he wuz crazi and he gav meh his card and said i had 2 call b saterday if i do but i dont kno if i shuld all
21 Aug, 2009
HAHA
MEH TYLER AND LAURLA LYNN WER TAKIN OUR SEX PIX
21 Aug, 2009
XD
TOTO ISH A LIL EVIL BITCCH!!!!!!!
21 Aug, 2009
AHHH
DAMMIT THER R 2 MANY FUCKIN DUMASS PPL HERE!!!!!!
21 Aug, 2009
GUES WAT IMA WEARIN!?!?
A REALLY LACEY TUBE TOP AND A MIN SKIRT HEHEHEHEH
21 Aug, 2009
:O
u kno wat i noticed ima lik so crazi and open in my blogz but when i talk2 ppl ima the shyest gurl haha
21 Aug, 2009
...
you can't spell believe without lie...
21 Aug, 2009
:O
i think i hav a new bby SHEZ SO CUTE! HER NAME ISH TOTO MY GRANDMA ISH GIVIN HER2 MEH!!! YAY!
21 Aug, 2009
:O
Sammy ish fightin wif Tyler cuz Sammy took his condomz out of his bag HAHA FUCKIN BITCCHEZZZZZ
21 Aug, 2009
hehe
ima princess angel fairy!!!
21 Aug, 2009
AWWW
i hav a lil cuzin named Josh and he tried givin meh a kiss and i said later then he said fine then go away and if u heard hym it wuld break ur heart if u hav a heart...
21 Aug, 2009
<3
itz twisted messed up and the mor i think bout it itz crazi but so wat i may nevr understand it ima caught up and ima hangin on ima goin2 love u evn if itz rong<3
21 Aug, 2009
guyzz
this boii here wantz 2 move 2 fast he seez my future ash havin a past i dont think so that boii ther hez playin a fool thinkz hez funni thinkz hez cool i dont think so therz this guy thinkz hez bad2 the bone wantz 2 pik meh up and take meh home i dont think so y cant thy b the1z who mean evrything 2 meh loyal open and frandly but ima tryin ill giv any1 a shot once so i clos my eyz and kiss that frog each time knoin the mor boiiz i meet the more i love my dogg
21 Aug, 2009
?
1. What's your name: lauren amanda hoffman 2. Whens your birthday: may7 3. Where were you born: manassas park 4. Were you a planned child: no 5. Eye/ hair color: dirti blonde and blooish green 6. Shoe size: 8 7. Piercings: yea 8. Tattoo's: 2 9. Wear any jewelry: yea 10. How short are you: 5' 6 11. How many teeth are in your mouth: i dont kno 12. Chew your nails: yea 13. Hair style: pony tail and side bangz 14. Do you wear glasses: no 15. Have you ever broken a bone: ankle [ L I F E ] 1. Do you live with both parents: no 2. Do you have any pets: yea 3. How many siblings do you have: 3(1 died tho) 4. Anybody other then relatives live with you: basicly 5. Lots of friends: yea not so many close frannz tho 7. Does your family have more then one car: yea 8. Where are you located: fort walton beach 9. Has anybody close to you died recently: yea 10. Any mental illnesseS: krazi lil bit and lil ASD 11. Currently sick: lil cough AND THE GIGGLEZZ
20 Aug, 2009
bitcch
ima goin home 2marrow b bak sunday probably
20 Aug, 2009
:O MEH SAMMY AND [email protected] 11!2DAY
sammy: tylerz nipplez r hard meh: ew i dont wanna kno taht sammy: just tellin u tyler: shut the f*** up sammy meh: how wuld u evn kno that sammy: i kno thingz tyler: not the rite thingz sammy: shut the f*** up hard nipplezz tyler: u d*** s***er sammy: *buy a s** mag* tyler: *take it from her handz a flip tho the pagez* meh: u ppl r f***in sick a** ppl wif ur hard nipplezz and s** magz and ther ish probably a box of s** toyz and condomz under ur bed tyler: i can xplain the condomz sammy: ther not urz ur not gettin laid tyler: shut the f*** up sammy, see when u wanna f*** sum1 u use a condom so u dont get the gurl pregger meh: i kno how 2 use a condom f***er tyler: ima good f***er u kno meh: no i dont and i wont tyler: yes u will u wanna f*** meh meh: no tyler: yes ur goin 2 b my bby mama meh: no tyler: yes u hav birth control in ur cabinet wif condomz meh: ther not myne ther sammyz sammy: wat r myne meh: birth control and condomz sammy: yeah so tyler: *run away sreamin*
20 Aug, 2009
:O
i wuz sittin here then i wuz lik ohh ohhh ohhh and tyler wuz lik wat the f*** and i wuz lik my tummi hurtz then he told meh i ate 5 browiezz and 6fiddlestxz and 3eclairzz YUMM
20 Aug, 2009
!
bored ash hell want my # ask meh ill giv it2 u
20 Aug, 2009
haha bishezz
ima goin2 the beach beotch!ima still in floridaaa wif sammy and tylerIMA NOT GOIN 2 B TYLERZZ BBY MAMA!!!XDinsider itz been rainin all week i guess the sun doesnt lik meh:( OHHH AND I GOT A CUZIN NAMED MICHEAL SUDDEN(mite b his last name not shure xactly)I ARIZION SO FUCKIN WEIRD RITE! BTW I MISS U MY MICHEAL AND LOVE YOU TOO!
16 Aug, 2009
secertzz SHHH
i love some one yes i do! i love some one do you know who? hehehehe ima the new dr. suessXD!!!BISH!!!
16 Aug, 2009
5ULN745!!!
OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ IMA WATCHIN CRISS ANGEL BISHEZZZZZZZZ AND IMA FUCKIN HYYYYPERRRRRRRRRRR!3 ELCAIRZZ AND 2 FIDDLESTX! hehehehe
16 Aug, 2009
YAY
HEHE BISH IMA ON!
13 Aug, 2009
GRRR
we havnt left yet and i had 2 clean the WHOLE DAMN FUCKIN HOUSE!!! so wer leavin 2nite GRRRRRRRR I LOVE YOU MICHEAL!!!
12 Aug, 2009
:(
goin 2 florida b bak in a bout 2weekzz I LOVE YOU MICHEAL!*huggz and kissezz*ILL MISS YOU!!!
12 Aug, 2009
haha
ima singin along 2 not good enough 4 the truth or cliche haha and Tyler ish lik wat the f*** r u doin and my handzz r goin evry wher and he ish laughin @ meh HEZZ A FUCKIN MEANIE!!!!!
12 Aug, 2009
...
i wuld wait 4evr
12 Aug, 2009
...
can u help meh under stand?
12 Aug, 2009
...
now u wish that u meant sumthin 2 sum1 else
12 Aug, 2009
Bored and sad
i googled myself and ima famous singer!!!
11 Aug, 2009
;P LETz SEE BISH
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
11 Aug, 2009
:O
I TALK 2 GUMMi BEARZZ NOW 2!!!AND PUPPiZZ AND KITTiZZ!!!AND FISHiZZ!!OHHH YEAHH BISH U DONT!!!!
11 Aug, 2009
HAHA
TYLER MADE A VID OF MEH SINGIN WHILE I WUZ BRUSHIN MY HAIR HAHAHA I WUZ SINGIN SITUATIONZZ BY ESCAPE THE FATE!!! IT WUZ SO FUCKIN FUNNi UTILL I SEEN TYLER THEN I BEAT HYM UP WIF A LOLLiPOP!!!
11 Aug, 2009
>.<
2day sux ima f***in sick and hungri and Tyler stole ALL my cuppikake and i didnt talk 2 Micheal last nite and i wanna talk 2 hym *cryzz*
11 Aug, 2009
:(
ima so sad and scared sad cuz i havent talked 2 Micheal 2day scared cuz of stalkerzz
10 Aug, 2009
hehe
my name ish shmexi i dont kno i did thes quiz and my name got a 156 ;P haha bish
10 Aug, 2009
randomzz
THER ISH THES PLACE DOWN IN NORTH CAROLINA CALLED DIRTY D!CKZZ AND A NOTHER PLACE CALLED TRY MY NUTZZ hahahaha
10 Aug, 2009
Owwiezz
my tummi and my ribzz and my bak and my hand and my armzz and my legzz and my throat hurtzz:(
10 Aug, 2009
?
kiss meh gentli alwayzz i kno hold meh love meh dont evr go...
10 Aug, 2009
AFTER THREE SECONDZZ
Aug 16 2009 3:00P The Space Hamden, Connecticut I NEED 2 GO 2 CONNECTUCUT but i will b in florida the 16th:( MY CUZIN=Jason Gordon: Lead Guitar and Vocals
09 Aug, 2009
sex and candi
Hanging round, downtown by myself And i had so much time to sit and think about myself And then there she was, Like double cherry pie Yeah, there she was, Like disco superfly I smell s** and candy here Mhmm Whose that lounging in my chair? Mhmm Whose that casting devious stares in my direction? Mamma this surly is a dream Yeah Yeah, mamma this surly is a dream Dig it Hanging round, downtown by myself and i had too much caffine and i was thinking bout myself and there she was, In platform double suade Yeah there she was, Like disco lemonade I smell s** and candy here Mhmm Whose that lounging in my chair? Mhmm Whose that casting devious stares in my direction? Mamma this surly is a dream Yeah Yeah, mamma this surly is a dream Dig it Mamma this surly is a dream Yeah I smell s** and candy here Mhmm Whose that lounging in my chair? Mhmm Whose that casting devious stares in my direction? Yeah, mamma this surly is a dream Dig it Yeah mamma this surly is a dream Mhmm Mamma this surly is a dream Yeah Yeah mamma this must be my dream.
09 Aug, 2009
riot
If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off so stepped on You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so filthy So dirty so f***ed up If you feel so walked on So painful so p***ed off You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry Just get up Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
09 Aug, 2009
randomzz
God is Great. Beer ish good and ppl r crazi
09 Aug, 2009
not good enough 4 the truth or Cliche--escape the fate
Hurtful words, From my enemies of the last five years, What's it like to die alone? How does it feel when tears freeze, When you cry? The blood in your veins is twenty below. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Something I cannot forget. So for now, take this down a notch, Crash my car through your window, Make sure you're still alive, Just in time to kill you. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Something I cannot forget. (I can't take this take anymore) (I can't take this take anymore) I cannot feel what you've done to me, What you've done to me. (I can't take this take anymore) (I can't take this take anymore) So for now, take this down a notch, Crash my car through your window, (window). Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget.
09 Aug, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPPIKAKEZZ!!
IMA LISTENIN 2 MY MUSIC ON MY FONE ANDNOT GOOD ENOUGH 4 THE TRUTH OR CLICHE CUMZZ ON and this ish @ random AND IMA JUST FUCKIN SINGIN 2 IT I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!*sing along2 the so* HAHAHAHA
09 Aug, 2009
yeahh
i feel so much better now that ur gone 4evr i tell myself i dont miss u @ all
09 Aug, 2009
:O
I STOLE RACHEL IPOD HAHA BISH!!!!!!!!
09 Aug, 2009
bout meh!BORED ASH HELL!
Heyzzzz ima Lauren Amanda Hoffman![s***i name i kno i HATE it] ima 14yrzz young! I talk 2 dead ppl and teddi bearzz!i dont kno my ABCzz(only up 2 G but dont tell meh rest cuz i want it2b a surprize) yeah ima different DONT JUDGE MEH CUZ OF IT cuz no1 person ish the same!IMA TAKEN BY MICHEAL AND I LOVE HYM!!!I hate miley cirus/hanna montana wat eva that shyt ish bout itzz f***in ztupid and hell! i also hate the jonas brotherzz cuz ther f***in gay!ima kinda a country/rocker chick so wat i lik bof lik i said DONT FUCKIN JUDGE MEH!i like twilight yeah i dont care if u dont lik it evry1 has different oppionzz lik meh i think the bookzz r better than the movie ok! i also lik CUPPiKAKEZZ AND LOLLiPOPZZ!ima VAMPIEN!AND I WILL BITE U!!!i hav dirti blonde hair and blooish green eyezz! talk sh!t bout meh u f***in hater and ill talk sh!t bak!I can brake ur arm if u p*** meh off! ill slice ur throat wif my nife and burn u 2 ashezz! i hate fakerzz cuz lik be ur f***in self ok bish if u do u wont have any f***in trouble! so buh bye 4 now and msg meh bak and ask meh any questionzz u wanna kno and i will b happi 2 reply^.^
09 Aug, 2009
YAY
TYLER ISH ON HERE 2 HEZZ RAWR TYLER SO ADD HYM BISHEZZ pwease
09 Aug, 2009
bby gurl
They say in this town, stars stay up all night, Don’t know, can’t see ‘em for the glow of the neon lights. And it's a long way from here to the place where the home fires burn. Well it's two thousand miles and one left turn. "Dear Mom and Dad, "Please send money, I’m so broke that it ain’t funny. "I don't need much, just enough to get me through. "Please don’t worry 'cause I'm all right, I’m playin’ here at the bar tonight. This time, I’m gonna make our dreams come true. "Well, I love you more than anything in the world... Love, Your baby girl." Black top, blue sky, big town full of little white lies. Well, everybody’s your friend: you can never be sure. They'll promise fancy cars and diamond rings, all sorts of shiny things, But, girl, you’ll remember what your knees are for. "Dear Mom and Dad, "Please send money, I’m so broke that it ain’t funny. "I don't need much, just enough to get me through. "Please don’t worry 'cause I'm all right, I’m playin’ here at the bar tonight. This time, I’m gonna make our dreams come true. "Well, I love you more than anything in the world... Love, Your baby girl." I know that I’m on my way. I can tell every time I play. And I know it’s worth all the dues I pay, When I can write to you and say... "Dear Mom and Dad, "I’ll send money. I’m so rich that it ain’t funny. It oughtta be more than enough to get you through. "Please don’t worry 'cause I’m all right, I’m stayin’ here at the Ritz tonight "Whaddya know, we made our dreams come true. "And there are fancy cars and diamond rings, "But you know that they don't mean a thing. They all add up to nothin' compared to you. "Well, remember me in ribbons an' curls. "I still love you more than anything in the world... "Love, "Your baby girl." Ah yeah. Your baby girl. ("Dear Mom and Dad, ("Please send money, I’m so broke that it ain’t funny.) ("Don't need much, just enough to get me through.) Your baby girl. ("Please don’t w
09 Aug, 2009
RINGTONEZZ
Christopher: Cuppy Cake, Mum: Bxtch stop calling me, Dad: Why, Step dad: College girls are easy, Gloria Jenni Leslie: Crazy bxtch, Tyler: Wow i can get s**ual too, Steph: Boys pop there bottles girls pop there a**es, Rachel: Girl all the bad guys want, Laurla Lynn: Gone forever,Dessi: Hot, Happy: Ironic, Tina: Picture,Weum: your so gay: Kyle: One in every crowd, JJ: people are crazy, Text: Mail mother fxcker, Other people who call: Max
09 Aug, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh?blend=1&ob=4
SMOSH ISH FUCKIN AWESUM BISH AHHHHHHHH!!
09 Aug, 2009
randomzz
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?: my hair ish messi 2. How much cash do you have on you?: i talk 2 teddi bearzz 3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?: I DONT KNO MY ABCZZ!!!! 4. Favorite planet?: I DONT KNO STOP WIF THE HARD QUESTIONZZ!!!! 5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?: Happy[my grandma] 6. What is your favorite song?: you oughta know--Alanis Morsette 7. What shirt are you wearing?: tank 8. Do you "label" yourself? : not really unless my name countzz then Hi my name is LauReN 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?: ima not wearin shoeiezz 10. Bright or Dark Room?: dark 11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? i dont kno 13. What were you doing at midnight last night? thinkin bout Micheal 14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?: LAURLENA SHUT THE FUCK UP! 15. Where is your nearest 7-11?: down the street around the corner 16. What's a word that you say a lot?: OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ 17.Who told you he/she loved you last?: MICHEAL 18. Last furry thing you touched?: my blankie 19. How many Mugs have you done in the last three days?: 3 but they wer perscribsion 20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?: 00 digetal camera 21. Favorite age you have been so far?: 14 22. Your worst enemy?: lexi GRRR I FUCKIN HATE THAT DAMN BISH SHE CAN GO FUCCK A FUCKIN 4 ALL I CARE!!! 23. What is your current desktop picture?: SHNECKER WEKIER MAN!!! 24. What was the last thing you said to someone? wat the f***er head? 25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?: $_$ does that tell u? 26. Do you like someone?: i love sum1 27. The last song you listened to?:
09 Aug, 2009
another secret SHHH DO TELL ANY1!!!i will slice ur throa wif my nife!
*whisper:I talk 2 teddi bearzz 2*
09 Aug, 2009
:(
i misserzz Micheal i wanna share my monster and lollipoperzz and cupiikakezz wif hym:(
09 Aug, 2009
YAY!!!
I JUST HAD MY 1ST MONSTER ITZZ SO FUCKIN GOOD BISH!!!YAY TYLER GAVE IT 2 MEH!!!!AND WILL GOT MEH A BIGG LOLLYPOPERZZ!!!!AND I HAV CUPPiKAKEZZ!!! U SHULD B SO FUCKIN JELOUS NOW BISH!!!!!
09 Aug, 2009
survey
What is your first name: Lauren What is your middle name: Amanda What is your last name: Hoffman Do you love someone: UMMM YEAHH!!!WIF MY WHOLE FUCKIN HEART! If so who: MICHEAL!!! How long have you been together: since 7/28\09 What time did you go to sleep last night: bout 12am What color is your shirt: Purple Are you wearing Jeans?or Shorts? or other?Shortzz What color are they: Lite purple dark purple lite bloo pink How much money do you have: Y r u goin 2 steal it U FUCKIN STALKER!!! Do you speak more than one language: Oui, si, ja, yes What color is your hair and eyes: Dirti blonde and blooish greenish Do you know your ABC's: only up 2 G BUT DONT TELL MEH THE REST I WANT IT 2 B A SURPRIZE!!! Do you find these questions annoying: lil bit
09 Aug, 2009
secret SHHH DONT TELL
*whisper: I talk 2 dead people*
09 Aug, 2009
:O
i cut my hand and itzz bleedin really bad and it hurtzz lik f***in hell:(
09 Aug, 2009
picture
Livin' my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I aint seen the sun shine in 3 damn days Been fuelin' up on c******and whisky Wish I had a good girl to miss me Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways I put your picture away Sat down and cried the day I can't look at you, I'm lyin' next to her I put your picture away, sat down and cried today I can't look at you I'm lyin' next to her I called you lastnight in the hotel Everyone knows but they wont tell But their half hearted smiles tell me Somethin' just ain't right I been waitin' on you for a long time Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in 3 damn nights I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him I put your picture away I wonder where you been I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him I saw ya yesterday with an old friend It was the same ole same "how have you been" Since you been gone my worlds been dark & grey You reminded me of brighter days I hoped you were comin' home to stay I was headin' off to church I was off to drink you away I thought about you for a long time Can't seem to get you off my mind I can't nderstand why we're living life this way I found your picture today I swear I'll change my ways I just called to say I want you to come back home I found your picture today I swear I'll change my ways I just called to say I want you to come back home I just called to say, I love you come back home
09 Aug, 2009
gone 4evr
Don't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I still can't believe you're gone So, I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While these walls surround me With the story of our life I feel so much better Now, that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't Miss you at all I'm not lying, denying That I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now, things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So, I'll stay out all night Get drunk and f*** and fight Until the morning comes I'll forget about our life I feel so much better Now, that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't Miss you at all I'm not lying, denying That I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known It could be so much better I hope you're missing me I hope I've made you see That I'm gone forever And now, it's coming clear That I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared I feel so much better Now, that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't Miss you at all I'm not lying, denying That I feel so much better now That you're gone forever And now, you're gone forever And now, you're gone forever
09 Aug, 2009
wow i can get sexual 2
If I die and go to hell real soon, it will appear to me as this room. And for eternity I'd lay in bed in my boxers, half stoned, with the pillow under my head. I'd be chatting on the interweb; maggots pray upon the living dead. I had no interest in the things she said. On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay hay. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep. At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs. I'm only human with my cross to bear. When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul. You're too young to be this empty girl I'll prepare you for a sick dark world Know that you'll be my downfall. But I call and I call and I call. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it) I don't know what I want. (Met you on the internet) I don't know what I want. (Then I lied about it) I called her on the phone and she touched herself. She touched herself. She touched herself. I called her on the phone and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep. (Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself. (Woah!) She touched herself. (Woah!) She touched herself. (Woah!) I called her on the phone (Woah!) and she touched herself. I laughed myself to sleep.
09 Aug, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPPIKAKEZZ BISH!
Rachel: Stop! meh: WAT? Rachel: WIF THE "CHOCOLAT COOKIEZZ" IN THE PLASTIC BAG! Meh: THer not chocolat cookiezz Rachel: wat r they then meh: fudge roundzz Rachel: NAWWW UHHH AND STOP HIDEIN THEM UNDER UR BED BISH!!!
09 Aug, 2009
YAY!
IMA BAK FROM THE OUTER BANKZZ WIF TYLER,WILL,EMMA,JESS,RACHEL,JJ,KYLE,AND MEHH OF CORSE! THAT ISH Y I WUZNT ON ALL WEEK I MISSED MICHEAL LIK SO FUCKIN MUCH!!!! and ztupid tyler wuz the only 1 who wuld go 2 the beach wif meh and he "forgot" my bikini so he stoped @ kmart and bought meh a xtra small1 and thought it wuld b funni 2 see meh in it f***in son of a b****
02 Aug, 2009
RAWR MYNE!
????????
02 Aug, 2009
:O
I WEIGH LESS THAN JESS!!!SHE ISH 10YRZZ OLD AND IMA LIK SO SKINNi SHE ISH LIK 130LBZZ IMA LIK 117!!!HAHA BISHH!!!
02 Aug, 2009
hehe
i got sum shmexxi curvezz and shmexxi legzz and i found pix of meh whoa
02 Aug, 2009
:O
PPL R GIVIN MEH PIGGi BAK RIDEZZ NOW
02 Aug, 2009
bad gurlfrann--theori of a deadman I WANNA B A BAD GURLFRANN!
My Girlfriend's a d*** magnet My Girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell. Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town. Grab her a**, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll f*** you up. No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's Comin' back to my place tonight! She likes to shake her a** she grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a bad, bad girlfriend! Red thong, Party's on, Love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if she's drunk or is she's stoned But she's coming back to my place tonight. I say No one really knows just how far she's gonna go, But I'm gonna find out later tonight. She likes to shake her a** she grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a bad, bad girlfriend! Doesn't take her long to make things right. But does it make her wrong to Have the time of her life. the time of her life My girlfriend's a d*** magnet My girlfriend's gotta have it She's a gold digger now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger. Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, The money spent I look around and all I see is, no good, bad and ugly, Man she's hot and fixed to be, the future Ex-Miss Connolly! She likes to shake her a** she grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down she's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a bad, bad girlfriend! She's a bad, bad girlfriend. She's a bad, bad girlfriend.
02 Aug, 2009
smile empti soul--bottom of the bottle
I've been scared and lonely I've asked myself Is something wrong with you My girlfriend told me I need some time alone to deal with issues But something makes me carry on It's difficult to understand Why I always wanna fly I do it for the Mugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom Of a bottle You always call me And ask me how I make it through the day I'm always fallin' I guess it's just God's way of Makin' me pay But something makes me carry on It's difficult to understand Why I always wanna fly I do it for the Mugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom Of a bottle I do it for the Mugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom Of a bottle When I- I wonder why I try And I - I wonder why I bother And I - I wonder why I cry Why I - I go through all this trouble I do it for the Mugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom Of a bottle I do it for the Mugs I do it just to feel alive I do it for the love That I get from the bottom Of a bottle
02 Aug, 2009
:O
GIV MEH A PIGGi BAK RIDE PLZZ? ITZZ FINE IF U DONT....... BUT I WONT LOVE U ANYMOR
01 Aug, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKIN LOVE EMMA SHEZZ MASSAGEIN MY BAK AND IT FEELZZ SO GOOD!!!
01 Aug, 2009
HAHA
MEH EMMA RACHEL WEUM AND JJ R LISTENIN 2 JIZZ IN MY PANTZZ OVA AND OVA AND OVA AGAIN AND WE R LIK S O ZTUPIDZZ
01 Aug, 2009
HAHAHA JIZZ IN MY PANTZZ OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ!!!
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink, while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I Jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a s*** Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my b*** I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change (Jorma) I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heart broken not lookin' for love Surprised in my eyes when I looked above The check out counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash? or credit?" And I Jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I Jizzed in my pants To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I Jizzed in my pants Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Op
01 Aug, 2009
2 MANY PPL TLKIN!!
Emma: Willi wonka wif a wite chocolat factori Weum: Ima wite chocolat cuz ima so delisious Meh: Can i eat u? Weum: Hell no laurla Meh: LETZZ MAKE PURPLE Emma: HELL NO LAURLA Weum: EWWWW LAURLA STOP TALKIN LIK THAT Tyler: shut up Laurla Meh: Cookie Monster stop talkin!ELMO WANTZZ 2 FUCK COOKIE MONSTER!! Emma And Tyler: LAUREN AMANDA HOFFMAN!!! Meh: How may thes bish help u bishezz ill f***in slice ur throat Rachel,Emma,Aaron,Tyler,Weum,JJ: LAUREN AMANDA HOFFMAN! Meh: GOD WAT DO U WANT? Them all again(other than meh): SHUT THE FUCK UP! Weum(alone): Jay get out here JJ: Ima shavin my legzz Meh and Emma: EWWW Just meh: JJ ISH TURNIN GAYY JJ: NO IMA NOT LAURLA Meh: LETZZ STUFF GUMMi BEARZZ UP HIS NOSE!
01 Aug, 2009
600th BLOGGi
OH YEAH BISH I GOT 600 BLOGGiZZ NOW AND U DONT BISH U DIDNT NEED 2 READ THES U FUCKIN STALKER! AHHHHH GO AWAY BISH! MSG MEH! IMA BOREDZZZ!
01 Aug, 2009
Evilzz
Rawrrrr ima goin 2 bite uzz GRRRRR *bite u* hehe i told u u shuld of listened u ZTUPID!!!
01 Aug, 2009
Owwiezz
my bak lik really hurtzz rite now
01 Aug, 2009
from Micheal<3
From: soldierx Date: Aug 1 2009 2:00AM Subject: ur questions Lauren is _wonderful to meh___. i want to _be with____ Lauren. me and Lauren are _in luv______. shes _butiful____. one time we __went to tha beach ___. Lauren can _have_____ my __heart____.
01 Aug, 2009
PLZ DO THES 2!
1 ) What ish my fav color? a ) blak b ) boo c ) rurple d ) gen e ) wed 2 ) What do i want to be when im older? a ) singer b ) lawyer c ) waitress d ) maid e ) doctor 3 ) What ish my Fav band? a ) good charlotte b ) jonas brothers c ) offspring d ) millionaires e ) likin park 4 ) What ish my fav song? a ) my bloody valentine b ) pretti fly for a white guy c ) you oughta know d ) going under e ) i kissed a girl 5 ) What ish my middle name? a ) Ashlee b ) Abby c ) Amber d ) Amanda 6 ) Fav tv show? a ) Family Guy b ) NCIS c ) SpongeBob d ) House 7 ) Hair and Eye Color? a ) Blak/Boo b ) Blonde/Gey c ) Red/Brown d ) Blonde/Gen 8 ) Fav Food? a ) Italian b ) Mexican c ) American d ) Greman 9 ) Bestie 4EVA? a ) Jenni b ) Gloria c ) Christopher d ) Drojo(now PURPLE hair Drew) 10 )Guy Bestie? a ) Aaron b ) Brandon c ) Drojo d ) Christopher 11 )Girl Bestie? a )Amy b )Gloria c )Jenni d )Leslie
01 Aug, 2009
PLZ DO!
Lauren is ____. i want to _____ Lauren. me and Lauren are _______. shes _____. one time we _____. Lauren can ______ my ______. now heres what u do... 1.right click and click "copy" 2.go to my profile and click "send message" 3.Right click and click "paste" onto the message. 4.Write Your answer on the "_______"'s 5.write the t**le "questions". 6. and click "send"! and i will reply.
31 Jul, 2009
Uhh ohhzz morezz
my lipzz hurtz nowzz:(
31 Jul, 2009
YAY!
i wuz takin pix of meh wif thes hat(a weird hat) and BIGGG BLOOO glassezz!!! they look so f***in AWESUM!!!
31 Jul, 2009
Uhh ohhzz
my lipzz r redddd and biggishhh and taste lik cherrizz KISS MEH!!! hehe jk maybbbbbbb hehe will u evn kno?
31 Jul, 2009
2day
Jess woke meh up by stuffin gummi bearzz in my nose then i made her eat them hehe ima evil and i wuz soakin wet and u kno those thingzz u tye 2 the bak and u pull ppl on i wuz on that most of the day and ALL day i wuz thinkin of Micheal i hav no idea y but i wuz and i 4got 2 put sunscrean on so ima hav red cheekzz and a pinkish chest and tummi now ima @ my cuzin Rachelzz house and f***in BORED!!!!!
31 Jul, 2009
Gurlzz lie 2
So she can’t go out tonight again Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse Now you didn’t hear any of this from me But things aren’t always what they seem Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you Girls lie, too We don’t care how much money you make What you drive or what you weigh Size don’t matter anyway Girls lie, too Don’t think you’re the only ones Who bend and break and stretch it some We learn from you Girls lie, too We can’t wait to hear about your round of golf We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall And we like Hooter’s for their hotwings too Other guys never cross our minds We don’t wonder what it might be like How could it be any better than it is with you (Repeat Chorus) Yeah, girls lie, too We always forgive and forget The cards and flowers you never sent Will never be brought up again Girls lie, too Old gray sweatpants turn us on We like your friends and we love your mom And that's the truth Girls lie, too Yeah that’s the truth Girls lie, too
31 Jul, 2009
YaY
goin 2 the boat 2day so ima goin 2 sleep early well not early itzz 4am but itzz early 4 the gurl that has been up all nite till 9:30am(aka meh) I love you Micheal!I promise I will be on later*huggzz and kissezz*
31 Jul, 2009
hehe
8 letterzz 3 wordzz 1 meaning I Love you
31 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
TALK BOUT SEXXi OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ THE PIX THAT R ON MY FONE R!!!WHOA!!! short skirtzz low cut topzz
31 Jul, 2009
HAha
MY AUNT GAV JESS THEZ EARRINGZZ AND THEY WER UNICORNZZ AND JESS SAYZZ THEY R JUST A HORSE WIF A HORN AND I WUZ LIK WIF OUT THINKIN I SAID A HORNEY HORSE AND JESS ISH 10 SO SHE WUZ LIK WAT THEN WEUM SLAPPED MEH HAHA
31 Jul, 2009
poem by meh
nevr knew i culd feel lik this lik ive nevr seen the sky b4 want 2 vanish inside ur kiss evry day I love you mor and mor listen 2 my heart can u hear it sing tellin meh 2 giv u evrythin seasonzz may chang winter 2 spring but I love you until the end of time c** wat may c** wat may i will love you until my dying day suddenly the world seemzz such a perfect place suddenly it movezz wif such a perfect grace suddenly my life doeznt seem such a waste it all revolvezz around u and therzz no mountain 2 high no river 2 wide sing out thes song and i will b ther by ur side storm cloudzz may gather and starzz may collide but I love you until the end of time oh c** wat may c**e wat may i will love you i will love you suddenly the world seemzz such a perfect place
31 Jul, 2009
:(
*sigh*life f***in sux
31 Jul, 2009
Convo wif Jess
jess: i miss my boiifrann meh: *in a really gurlli voice: Oh alexander or Xiaver or wat eva the hell ur name ish* jess: Xiaver ish f***in hott!!! meh: *slap jess*watch ur f***in mouf jess: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK weum: JESSICA TAYLOR!!! meh: haha u got in trouble na-na-na-na-na-na
30 Jul, 2009
:(
ima sadzzz
30 Jul, 2009
Leave meh
Darling leave meh wat ish goin on Honestly that nevr happened Lyin ish ur favorit passion Leave meh darling go wher u blong Higher heelzz and lipstick napkinzz Dyin ish ur favorit PASSION!
30 Jul, 2009
oh my god
i found my journal wif all my poemzz in it and watzz happenin and i think i wuz cryin when i rote thes stuff cuz it has lik u can tell i wuz cryin cuz the paper ish wrinkley
30 Jul, 2009
KOOKIEZZ!
rachel: y rnt u on ur computer meh: cuz ima eatin kookiezz rachel: *laughzz* meh: y r u laughin i wuz eatin kookiezz rachel: *laugh* meh: bish rachel: rnt sick meh: yeah so rachel: u shuldnt b eatin kookeizz meh: y*eat a kookie* rachel: cuz ur sick meh: *eat a kookie* rachel: do wat u want bish
30 Jul, 2009
wat the fuck
i just went outside walked down 5fightzz of stairzz turned around walked bak up 5fightzz of stairzz and i hav no idea y i did that
30 Jul, 2009
yeah
did u kno if u caught smokin crack mcdoanalzz didnt wanna tak u bak u cuz run 4 mayor of DC
30 Jul, 2009
wateva haterzz
I kno that only god can judge meh
30 Jul, 2009
HAHA
MEH AND GLORIA WER CLEANIN 2DAY AND OUT OF NO WHER SHE WUZ LIK U LOOK HOT WHEN UR SWEATIN AND I WUZ LIK THNX I GUESS THEN SHE WUZ LIK NO HOMO OF COUSE!!!HAHA
30 Jul, 2009
I really do mean it
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in your profile
30 Jul, 2009
hehe^.^Micheal
ima lik so lucki itzz un f***in believe able he makezz my heart race he actrually carezz bout meh he thinkzz ima beautiful he likzz meh 4 more than 4 lookzz i can tell hym anythin i believe hym he will stay up all nite 4 meh he thinkzz ima secial he listenzz 2 meh he thinkzz ima funnizz he can b incredable and lastly... I love hym
30 Jul, 2009
haha jk
5am and ima still goin poor my drink itzz ova flowin take meh home rough meh up no1 ish here letzz just f***
30 Jul, 2009
AHHHH SCARY!!!!
OH NO A TALKIN MUFFIN!!!!
30 Jul, 2009
?
- Your first name? Lauren - Middle name? Amanda - Last name? Hoffman - Height? 5'6 - Eye colour? blooish greenish - Birth place? manassas park - Currant place of living? Manassas Park - Can you read? nope - Can you write? duhh - Can you speak more than one language? Si,Oui,yes - Are you a student? yeahh - If so, what school do you attend- MPHS What future carreer do you wish to have? laywer - How many children do you want? the most ish 3 - Are you a lesbian? HEL NO!no offence 2 ppl that r - Are you bis**ual? no - Are you straight? yupp - Are you single? nope^.^
30 Jul, 2009
OH YEAH BISH
I GOT KOOKIEZZ!!! DO U? NO U DONT BISH! HAHA SUX 4 U!
30 Jul, 2009
MEOW MIX ISH A CD 4 KATZZ SILLi!!!
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish. She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store She studied for a blood test. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
29 Jul, 2009
MYNE!!!!!!
""""^^^^^^^ ^^^^^| | | **** TRUCK | '|""";.., __. |_..._...______ ===|==|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE **** TRUCK!
29 Jul, 2009
GUESS WAT!
IMA MINI TALKIN RAINiBOW BARONISAURUS rawr YEAH BISH U AINT THAT B SO FUCKIN JELOUS ILY KENNA no homo
29 Jul, 2009
xXkennaXx
she ishnt my magical tlkin zebra wif no stipezz anymore>.< SHE ISH MY MAGICAL TALIKN ZEBRA WIF NO STRIPEZZ AND A HORN she ish half zebra half unicorn but SHHH DONT TELL ANY1!!!
29 Jul, 2009
HEY!
LOOK OVA HERE AND LET MEH SEE THAT BODi ROCK GET OVA HERE AND ILL SHO U WAT I GOT
29 Jul, 2009
LLM
LAUREN LYNN MARSHELL ISH MY CUZIN SHEZZ LAUREN DEATH ON HERE SO IF U KNO MEH U KNO HER AND DONT SAY FUCKIN SH!T CUZ WE HAV THE SAME 1ST NAME OK BISH? I WILL BEAT THE FUCKIN CRAP OUT OF U! hehe meh ish so evil rawrr
29 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
IMA FUCKIN WET NOW GRRRR IMA SO ZTUPID I FUCKIN SPILL WATER ALL OVA MEH IMA WET AND COLDDD GRRRR ZTUPID WATERBOTTLE!!!!
29 Jul, 2009
oh my god
i feel so good i had a all day nappi since 5am till 3pm and 4pm till 8:30pm WHEN ZTUPID CHRISTOPHER DESIDED 2 CALL MEH!!! ILL hopefully B FUCKIN UP ALL FUCKIN NITE!!!
29 Jul, 2009
ratezz mehzz
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!
29 Jul, 2009
*cryzz*
Ima lik so so so so so sorri Micheal i fell asleep wif my laptop on again and HELL NO UR FUCKIN NOT BORIN!
29 Jul, 2009
xXkennaXx
Kenna ish my magical tlkin zebra wif no stripezz GRRRR!rawrrrr
29 Jul, 2009
WAT THE FUCK?
IN SUM STATE IF UR DRIVIN IN A CAR AN UR PULLED OVA BY A COP AND UR A DUDE WIF A GURL IN THE CAR WIF HER SHOEZZ OFF THAT DUDE WULD B CONVICTED WIF RAPE OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiKAKEZZ THATZZ SO ZTUPID!!!
29 Jul, 2009
Owwiezz
i just cut myselwf wif my knife and ima bwleedin:(
28 Jul, 2009
YEAH
DARLING LEAVE MEH WAT ISH GOIN ON HONESTLY THAT NEVR HAPPENED LIEIN ISH UR FAVORITE PASSION LEAVE MEH DARLING GO WHER U BELONG HIGHER HEELZZ AND LIPSTICK NAPKINZZ LIEIN ISH THE LATEST FASHION
28 Jul, 2009
IMA FUCKIN TRASHi BISH U FUCKIN CUNT SHUT UR MOUF OR ILL CUTT UR TOUNGE
You don't care what people think of you. You are a trashy b****. You will scream, hit, kick or punch someone. You aren't afriad to get dirty and make a scene. You are loud and violent. You probably get into a lot of fights over stupid things and you aren't very smart. People don't really like you because of the way you act in public.
28 Jul, 2009
OWWIEZZ
MY CELLFONE HURTZZ MEH I WUZ OPENIN AND CLOSEIN IT AND IT BIT MEH!!!NOT NICE CELLFONE NOT NICE!
28 Jul, 2009
A Lauren...Sumthin OF THE DAY!YAY BISH!
Just put a black rose on my grave and pronounce me Dead I do not have to suffer the pain anymore I know you will forget all about me when new memories replace ours This might not be the best way out of the situation But I cannot get myself to suffer more of this insanity Tell me one you will do for me now My last wish is if you would Just put a black rose on my grave and pronounce me Dead...
28 Jul, 2009
ok
went 2 the doctor and she said itzz wust than a cold better than i dont kno wat it ish so ima on antibioticzz(idk how 2 spell it tho)
28 Jul, 2009
...
i dont kno the answer anymor ima goin 2 kill myself
28 Jul, 2009
by meh
life at first takes things slow then it starts to speed up next thing you know you blink and your whole world comes down the thing you spent your whole life building and everything is a total mess that you have to pick up and put back together again so it can be destoyed again
28 Jul, 2009
by meh
I want 2 b able say "I Love You" 4 no reason I want 2 b able 2 hav funn when i do nothin I want 2 speak by just lookin in2 ur eyezz I want u 2 b the only reason i hav 2 get up in the moring I want u 2 tell meh u love meh and mean it I want u 2 just touch meh 2 kno that this ishnt a dream
28 Jul, 2009
^.^
He makezz meh smile he callzz meh beautiful he ish completely amazin he makezz meh feel important 4 once in my dramafied life he made meh stay up all nite well he didnt make meh but he ish the reason i did and itzz Micheal*blo u a kiss*
28 Jul, 2009
grr
ima dizzi*cross my eyezz and look lik a idiot*and mayb*yawn*a lil tired GRRR i hav a ztupid doctorzz appointment 2day
28 Jul, 2009
^.^
IMA LIK SO FUCKIN HAPPi NOW!!!HEHE!!!
28 Jul, 2009
YAY!;)
*take off my shirt and jump on my bed*IMA FUCKIN HYPER!!!!!!
28 Jul, 2009
all i wanna do
I don't want to get up baby let's turn off the phone I don't want to go to work today or even put my make-up on I got better things to do than my to do list anyway hide under the covers and waste away the day let's just lay here and be lazy, baby drive me crazy (chourus) All I want to do oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo All I want to do oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Is Love You I got my whole life to change the world and climb the ladder Lookin at you looking at me Is the only thing that matters Come a little closer baby we can talk without words Hang a sign on the door please do not disturb let's just lay here and be lazy baby drive me crazy chourus Give me a Kiss from that Elvis lip you don't want to miss this Chourus All I really wanna do is All I really wanna do is All I really wanna do is Love you and love you and love you Come a little closer baby,we can talk without words Hang a sign on the door please do not, please do not, please do not disturb when I lay down in the evening all I really wanna do is when I wake up, when I wake up in the morning baby all I really wanna do is love you!
28 Jul, 2009
2 namezz i lik 4 a gurl
Vivian and Ava
28 Jul, 2009
oh my god
MIcheal ish lik so f***in sweet it makezz meh cry he ish lik so awsum and so coolio and makezz meh feel so lik special^.^
27 Jul, 2009
amandalynn
HAHA I BITTEN HER GRRR IT WUZ FUNN 2!!!GRRR I WILL BITE U 2 mayb dependzz BISH!!!
27 Jul, 2009
GO PIKACHU GO!
1. Get 24 boxes of open soda and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look". 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!
27 Jul, 2009
this kiss
I don't want another heartbreak I don't need another turn to cry, no I don't want to learn the hard way Baby hello, oh no, goodbye But you got me like a rocket Shooting straight across the sky It' s the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centripical motion It's perpetual bliss It's that pivotal moment It's, ah, impossible This kiss, this kiss, unstoppable This kiss, this kiss Cinderella said to Snow White "How does love get so off course, oh All I wanted was a white knight With a good heart, soft touch, fast horse Ride me off into the sunset Baby I'm forever yours" It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centripical motion It's perpetual bliss It's that pivotal moment It's, ah unthinkable This kiss, this kiss, unsinkable This kiss, this kiss You can kiss me in the moonlight On the rooftop under the sky, oh You can kiss me with the windows open While the rain comes pouring inside, oh Kiss me in sweet slow motion Let's let everything slide You got me floating, you got me flying It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centripical motion It's perpetual bliss It's that pivotal moment It's, ah subliminal This kiss, this kiss, it's criminal This kiss, this kiss It's the way you love me baby It's the way you love me, darlin', yeah It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centripical motion It's perpetual bliss It's that pivotal moment It's, ah subliminal This kiss, this kiss, it's criminal This kiss, this kiss It's the way you love me baby It's the way you love me darlin', yeah It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centripical motion It's perpetual bliss
27 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
itzz dark ima so scareddddd
27 Jul, 2009
THES ISH LIK LIFE!
just keep swimmin swimmin swimmin wat do we do we swim swim itzz lik life cuz we all just hav 2 go wif the flo and thingzz change and we cant hlp it but we will all adjust 2 the differentzz made in our lifezz 4... better and 4 worst
27 Jul, 2009
my 2 new fav quotezz of ALL TIME!!!BY MEH!!!
Life ish not measured by the breathz we take but the momentz that take our breath away... Love ish just a disease it comez and goez all the time...
26 Jul, 2009
=]
cristopher kinda made meh feel better ima @ his house now and we r goin 2 watch findin nemo=] I love you Christopher forever and alwayz for life and death thro sad timez(lik now)and happy timez forever and alwayz BESTIEZ!TE AMO!
26 Jul, 2009
...
ima goin 2 Christopherzz house idk if ill b on later probably not
26 Jul, 2009
ahh
i f***in feel s***ti ima f***in sick my cough ish lik so ahhh and my nose ish so stuffi
26 Jul, 2009
*sigh*
ima goin 2 take a nap and see if i feel better later*sigh*
26 Jul, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USriZAMR2nA
WATCH THES I LOVE THES SONG AND I WISH HE WUZ MY FUCKIN BUS DRIVER HEZZ SO FUCKIN AWESUM!!!
26 Jul, 2009
ima kinda sadish i guess
:(i feel deadish inside rite now:(*get my knife and my lighter*:(
26 Jul, 2009
Funni Stori
@ skool ther wuz thes guy that wuz bipolar[i think his name ish Dylan or Chad i cant tell them apart]he ish 2gurlzz and 1guy lik 1time i bumped in2 hym and he wuz lik "Hi watzz ur name?do u wanna PLAY WIF MEH!!!"and he said play wif meh in lik a really deep deep voice and i wuz lik so f***in scared i wuz screamin and runin away from hym and then 1day in class the teacher went out of the room and i guess the 2gurlzz of hym wer lezizz and they wer lik datin or sumthin[FREAKAY!]and he startzz hitin hymself sayin"I HATE U NO I HATE U SHUT THE FUCK UP BISH U DONT KNO WAT UR SAYIN BISH UR THE BISH"or sumthin lik that and evry1 burst out laughin!!!DYLAN[OR CHAD] ISH FUCKIN AWESUM BISH!haha
26 Jul, 2009
ok
wuld any1 care if i just died?
26 Jul, 2009
wat Micheal thinkzz ish special bout meh=]
From: soldierx Date: Jul 26 2009 3:42AM Subject: RE: bum bum bummmm well u makes mi laugh..lik fo reall..i lik abot wat u say ..abot kupkakes u sometimes make my day.. and yea not trying to be weird or anythin.. ur very creative
25 Jul, 2009
AHHH
IMA STICKi I WUZ PLAYIN WIF MY GUM HAHA!!!
25 Jul, 2009
haha
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "biitches" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a biitches and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a biitch is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shiit" and billy said "Dad, whats shiit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shiit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says fuuckk" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuuckk?" "Well billy fuuckk is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello biitches and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping shiiit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fuuckkng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
25 Jul, 2009
HMM HOW AM I SPECIAL?plz tell meh
whats special about me people say that everyone has at least one special thing about them... what's special about me? tell me in my inbox copy this and put it on your page
25 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I LIK SO FUCKIN HURTZZ LIK ON MY TUMMii TUM TUM!!!grrr ima goin 2 slice a f***in bishezz throat
25 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
SEX ED ISH FUCKIN FUNN BISH!!!HAHAHAHAHAjk
25 Jul, 2009
MY NEW BISH!
AMANDA LYNN ISH MY NEW FUCKIN BISH!YEAH SHE ISH AL IMA LA!YEAH BISH!ISHNT THAT FUCKIN AWESUM BISH U WISH U WERE US I KNO RITE!
25 Jul, 2009
OH MY CUPKAKEZZ!
GUESS WAT?! I WEAR SHORT SHORTZZ!!!!
25 Jul, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXnMSHL1up8
THES ISH LIK SO FUCKIN ZTUPID AND SO FUCKIN FUNNi I WUZ LIK WATT THE FUCK WHEN I WUZ WATCHIN IT!!!!
24 Jul, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG989Ski3N8
meh and jenni love thes vidieo god i miss her so f***in much itzz unbelieve able*cryzz*
24 Jul, 2009
HAHA
SO I GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND I WLK IN THE ROOM AND RACHEL PLYZZ TALK SHIT AND I STARTED SINGIN 2 IT AND MY TOWEL MAGICLY DROPZZ HAHAHAHAHA JKJKJKJKJKJK!!!!!!!
24 Jul, 2009
haha
2am ima still goin take meh home and rough meh up therzz no1 her letzz just f***
24 Jul, 2009
haha;)
cum get f***ed up giv meh my alcohol letzz get f***ed up A-L-C-O-H-O-L c** f*** meh up giv meh my alcohol
24 Jul, 2009
UHHH OHH WHER ISH WEUM?
meh: wherzz weum? rachel: William ish @ home meh: hezz not william hezz WEUM! rachel: wat the f*** man meh: WEUM WEUM WEUM!!! rachel: shut the f*** up bish
24 Jul, 2009
MY BISH!
LOVE SLAPPY ISH MY CUZIN RACHEL!!!!!THE 1 I PUT IN ALL THE BLOGZZ WHER WE R TLKIN!!
24 Jul, 2009
www.myspace.com/afterthreesecondstheband
BISHHEZZ LOOK @ MY CUZINZZ BAND AND TELL MEH WAT U THINK BOUT THEM the webzite above
24 Jul, 2009
HATERZZ
U BETTER GET THES FUCKIN RITE ILL CUT UR THOAT WIF MY KNIFE FUCK U BISHEZZ DONT B A FUCKIN HATER CUZ THEN THEY SAY U FUCK MADE HER LAUREN ISH A BISH RITE YEAH I KNO BUT ITZZ MY ASS U WANNA BITE
24 Jul, 2009
YEAH BISHHHH
LET MEH TELL U ALL BOUT MEH IF U CAN COUNT 1 2 3 BISH DONT B HATIN JUST CUZ IMA NOT FAKIN IMA LAUREN IF U DONT KNO AND IF U DONT ILL CALL THE PO PO DONT B TALKIN ALL THES SHIT JUST CUZ U DONT LIK MEH 1 LIL BIT BISH IMA DIFFERENT THEN U WHEN U SAY RAWR I SAY BOO I GET WASTED ALL THE TIME ALL I DRINK ISH BEER WIF LIME YEAH BISH U AINT ANY PROVE ILL FUCK HYM IN A PHOTO BOOTH ILL SLICE U UP WIF A KNIFE ILL NEVR B A HOUSE WIFE BISH ILL TELL U AGIAN IMA LAUREN HOFFMAN
24 Jul, 2009
OHH YEAH BISH I CAN RHYME;P
LETZZ GET READi LETZZ JUST FUCK WE WILL SEE IF U HAV SUM LUCK U ALREADi PAYED BUT PROMISE MEH U WONT GET LAID GIVE MEH ICE GIV MEH FIRE TRY 2 GET MEH A LIL HIGHER POP THE TRUNK GET MEH DRUNK YEAH WATEVA MY NAME ISH LAUREN PROMISE MEH IMA NEVR BORIN LETZZ GET THES PARTi KICKIN U BETTER NOT B BITCHIN
24 Jul, 2009
U AND MEH BBY hehe jk
ITZZ FRIDAY NITE LETZZ JUST PARTii LETZZ DROP IT DOWN AND GET REAL NAUGHTii OMFC THAT RHYMED!YAY!BISH U CANT DO THAT BISH ILL HIT U WIF A BAT OMFC WTF I KEEP RHYMIN! LETZZ GET THES PARTi JAMMIN! YEAH BISH LAUREN ISH A FUCKIN BISH! LICKIN A LOLLiPOP WIF HER TOUNGE UR TRYIN 2 SHOT HER WIF UR fun! BISH!
24 Jul, 2009
our ztupid convo
rachel: Laur-la meh: wat the f*** u want bish u need 2 leave meh the f*** alone bish rachel: La meh: wat rachel: look @ that fatt s*** ova ther*pointin @ meh* meh: dumm bishezz well i can beat ur a** does that sound funn? rachel: yeah uh huh yeah ok ok meh: slappi rachel: wat meh: PAINTED WHORE! rachel: hey gurl were goin 2 parti 2nite meh: hezz just a ez f***
24 Jul, 2009
HEY!
rachel: *hit mehzz* meh: STOP ima goin 2 tell my mommi on u rachel: she doesnt care meh: cuz my mommi hatezz meh evr1 hatezz meh rachel: YEA THATZ RITE! meh: shut the f*** up bish rachel: U CANT HIDE FROM THE FUCKIN TRUTH BISH!! meh: LETZZ GET FUCKED UP! rachel: no meh: GIV MEH MY ALCOHAL rachel: ok meh: LETZZ DROP IT DOWN AND GET REAL NAUGHTi
24 Jul, 2009
EVIL PUPPii!
meh: rachel rachel: wat meh: the puppi ish goin 2 eat u rachel: wat puppi meh: cupkakezz the invisable 1 that only eatzz icy crwm rachel: wat the f*** meh: yeah bish he ish hidin under my bed rachel: wher meh: SHUT THE FUCK UP BISH!!!WAT THE FUCK R U SAYIN??
24 Jul, 2009
UR 2 FUCKIN LATE!
bof of us: silentzz 4 5mizz rachel: WEKIE PIE meh: *laugh lik a idiot*OH MY GOD! rachel: stop freakin out ova nothin meh: i will when i stop callin ppl bishezz rachel: FUCK U BISH meh: he alreadi did rachel: WAT THE FUCK meh: ohh yeahh bby ur 2 f***in late rachel: BISH
24 Jul, 2009
GRRR
IMA PISSED OFF MAN SHIT WAT THE FUCK ILL FUCKIN SLICE UR NECK AND BURN U 2 ASHEZZ I HAV A LITER AND A KNIFE IN MY HAND RITE NOW AND I WILL CUT AND BURN U BISH!!!haha jk mayb dependzz who u r
24 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
SHULD SEE THE WAVEZZ ITZZ HIGH TIDE AND ITZZ STORMi SO THE WAVEZZ R FUCKIN HUGE BISH U KNO WAT IMA SAYIN? U DO I KNO U DO! AND THES ISH ONLY THE BAY THINK BOUT HOW IT ISH @ THE FUCKIN OCEAN!
24 Jul, 2009
yeah
DARLING WAT ISH GOIN ON NO1 ISH HERE LETZZ GET FUCKED UP!!!
24 Jul, 2009
grr
i feel so f***in bad cuz sum1 got hurtzz and i wuz cursin @ hym last nite*cryzz*
24 Jul, 2009
our convo
rachel: ur mum sayzz ur hidin a cat in here meh: naww uhh rachel: yeahh ur hidin wekie meh: nawww uhhh wekie ish fatt and g** rachel: then ur hidin bella meh: bella lookzz lik a cow MOOO rachel: *laughzz*
24 Jul, 2009
uhh
i think i cut myself on my knife cuz i wuz just lik runin my fingerzz down it and yeahh no blood i just skined my finger a lil bit ;P
23 Jul, 2009
i like money--millionairezz
Drop it down, raise it up Side to side, left to right Lick your lips, flip your hair Watch him sweat over there High heels, make-up, fake eyelashes Look at you, you're so damn plastic! Acrylics on with orangey skin That lipo really made you thin Tease it, spray it, make it big Your hair's so big it's like a wig Your skirt is short, your top is low Speed it up, it's way too slow! You like it when I rock my hips, So why you starin' at my t**s? So go to him and make him work For what he's got and how you twirk Look over here! And let me see that body rock Get over here! I know you like what I've got Look over here! And let me see that body rock Get over here! I'll show you what I've got Okay! Cigarettes, 80 proof Take my picture, I'm so damn cute! Fake ID's, lots of cash Race that Benz, we go real fast 2 a.m. and I'm still goin' Pour my drink, it's overflowin'! Take me home, rough me up No one's here so lets just f***! Let me see you break it down On the floor, to the ground He's so hot with all those tats Especially in that LA hat Diamond plugs, septum rings I Like Money! Bling, bling, bling! Here's my number, hit me up We're livin' life! You know what's up Look over here! And let me see that body rock Get over here! I know you like what I've got Millionaires are here to stay Watch your boys, we're here to play Millionaires are here to stay Watch your boys, we're here to play Look over here! And let me see that body rock Get over here! I know you like what I've got Look over here! And let me see that body rock Get over here! I'll show you what I've got
23 Jul, 2009
hoe down--millionairezz
Look at that fat s*** over there Her dress is so tight, it's making me stare She's lickin' on that lollipop with her tongue So lets just shoot her With our g**s! So my mommy's in the kitchen cooking that chicken It's taking way to long so I give her a whipin' My daddy walks in as I'm layin' it down. But he don't say s***! Cause I rule this town! Dumb b****es. So we're going to a show to hear this band play The beat starts kickin', but this b**** is in my way i ask her to move and she says, "Shit, son!" Well i could beat you a**, does that sound fun? Yeah, uh huh, what, okay. Yeah, uh huh, oh oh okay. Okay! My parents always told me not to drink or cuss or f***. But look how i turned out, just their f***in' luck So come and follow us, we'll show you a good time. But if you're gonna whine, b**** don't waste our time Bitch! Yeah, uh huh, what, okay. Yeah, uh huh, oh oh okay. Okay! Yeah, uh huh, what, okay. Yeah, uh huh, oh oh okay. Okay!
23 Jul, 2009
talk shit--millionairezz
Money, Diamonds, Gold, and Ice. Yeah talk s*** you'll pay the price. Shut up c*** I'll cut you're tongue. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. Talk s*** to us you f***ing haters. You're the ones who f***in' made us. Shut you're mouth or I'll cut you're tongue. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. You think this s*** just comes easy. Lets see you try you f***in' beezy. Make you're s*** reach number one. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. This is to you moms and dads. You hate our s***, what a drag. I'm the one who f***s you're son. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. Money, Diamonds, Gold, and Ice. Yeah talk s*** you'll pay the price. Shut up c*** I'll cut you're tongue. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. Talk s*** to us you f***ing haters. You're the ones who f***in' made us. Shut you're mouth or I'll cut you're tongue. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. Tryin' set our [?] you're lame. Bitches want us for the fame. We hardly met, you're just a no-one. Back down b**** you're f***in' done. You hate us and our stupid lyrics. But deep down you love to hear it. We're livin' life and havin' fun, so back down b**** you're f***in' done. Back down b**** you're f***ing done.
23 Jul, 2009
harder than u kno--escape the fate
You said this could only get better There's no rush cause we have each other You said this would last forever But now I doubt if I was your only lover Are we just lost in time? I wonder if your love's the same Cause I'm not over you Baby, don't talk to me I'm trying to let go Not loving you is harder than you know Cause girl you're driving me so crazy How can I miss you if you never would stay? If you need time I guess I'll go away (I'll go away) Inside me now there's only heartache and pain So where's the fire? You've become the rain Are we just lost in time? I wonder if your love's the same Cause I'm not over you Baby, don't talk to me I'm trying to let go Not loving you is harder than you know Girl you're driving me so crazy And if you don't want me than I guess I'll have to go (I guess I'll have to go) Not loving you is harder than you know (Yeah) So I'll make the call And I'll leave today I'm gonna miss you cause I love you baby And I'll make the call I'm leaving today And leaving always drives me crazy Leaving always drives me crazy Baby, don't talk to me I'm trying to let go Not loving you is harder than you know (Yeah) Baby, don't talk to me I'm trying to let go Not loving you is harder than you know Cause girl you're driving me so crazy And if you don't want me than I guess I'll have to go Not loving you is harder than you know Girl You're driving me so crazy Baby, don't talk to me I'm trying to let go Not loving you is harder than you know
23 Jul, 2009
the flood--escape the fate
I can't believe the drama that I'm in The flood is getting closer. I don't think they know that I know how to swim. Your feeling numb from all that has become It leaves your gums, slips down your tongue And travels fast down towards your lungs. All because I'm... [leaving you behind] I feel the pressure it's coming down on Me. it's turning me black and blue. Ooh whoa, You left me on the side of the road, and now I've got no place to go. You brought the flood. I can't believe the troubles that you've caused. The pain is getting stronger, like An open wound without the gauze. It's on my brain, driving me insane. It's on my mind all of the time and if it Left I would be fine. All because I'm... [leaving you behind] I feel the pressure it's coming down on Me. It's turning me black and blue. Ooh whoa, You left me on the side of the road, and now I've got no place to go. You brought the flood... [flood, flood] Oh! Leave it be!... hind! I take it back, take it back! Leave it be! I take it back, take it back! Leave it be Leave it be Leave it BE... HIND! I feel the pressure it's coming down on Me. It's turning me black and blue. Ooh whoa, You left me on the side of the road, and now I've got no place to go. You brought the flood. I feel the pressure it's coming down on Me. It's turning me black and blue. Ooh whoa, You left me on the side of the road, and now I've got no place to go. You brought the flood I take it back, take it back! Leave it be! I take it back, take it back! Leave it be! Leave it be! Leave it be!
23 Jul, 2009
not good enough 4 the truth or Cliche--escape the fate
Hurtful words, From my enemies of the last five years, What's it like to die alone? How does it feel when tears freeze, When you cry? The blood in your veins is twenty below. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Something I cannot forget. So for now, take this down a notch, Crash my car through your window, Make sure you're still alive, Just in time to kill you. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Something I cannot forget. (I can't take this take anymore) (I can't take this take anymore) I cannot feel what you've done to me, What you've done to me. (I can't take this take anymore) (I can't take this take anymore) So for now, take this down a notch, Crash my car through your window, (window). Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget. Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette, Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet, Out from the window see her back drop silhouette, This blood on my hands is something I cannot forget
23 Jul, 2009
funni stori
i went 2 thes dance and ther wuz a g**guy that wuz 19 and he took thes gurl who culdnt dance and she did sumthin 2 her leg and the g**guy wuz freakin out he wuz lik rubbin his legzz and touchin hymself all(and i do mean ALL)ova and it wuz lik so freakay OH MY FUCKIN CUPPiiKAKEZZ
23 Jul, 2009
hehe
cum a lil closer bby we can tlk wifout the wordzz hang a sign on the door plz do not distured
23 Jul, 2009
grrr
ima goin 2 burn a bish and slice ur f***in thoat and i will i hav a knife and a liter and a pac of cigerettezz in my pocketzz grrr rawrrr
23 Jul, 2009
meh and rachel r ztupid
meh: rachel rachel: huh meh: yeah rachel: no meh: rong rachel: wekie pie meh: *laugh 4 5 minzz straight* rachel: wekie pie ish a puff ball in ur throat ish goin 2 die in 7dayzz meh: OHHHH NOOOO!
23 Jul, 2009
*stand on the beach gettin my feet wet from the ocean*
the ocean ish so beautiful evn tho itzz rainin and itzz frezzin cold other than that BEAUTIFUL!
23 Jul, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ A FUCKIN BUG JUST LANDED IN MY HAIR!!!AHHHHHH!!!!
23 Jul, 2009
*BURST OUT LAUGHIN*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I JUST LIK STARTED LAUGHIN AND RACHEL WUZ LIK WAT IN LIK A REALLY BISHY VOICE AND I JUST LAUGHED AND LAUGHED ahhh good timzz
22 Jul, 2009
GUESS WHO!?!?!
IMA GOIN 2 STAB A BISH!!!
22 Jul, 2009
ima fuckin bored bish
*cryzz*UR SO MEAN U HATE MEH DONT U*cryzz*
22 Jul, 2009
OHH YEAHH BISH
IMA LISTENIN 2 CRNK DAT--I SET MY FRANNZZ ON FIRE BISH ITZZ LIK A SCEAMO VERSION OF CRANK DAT-- SOULJA BOi!!! YEAHH BISH!!!
22 Jul, 2009
nevr again--nickelbak
He's drunk again, it's time to fight She must have done something wrong tonight The living room becomes a boxing ring It's time to run when you see him Clenching his hands She's just a woman Never Again I hear her scream, from down the hall Amazing she can even talk at all She cries to me, Go back to bed I'm terrified that she'll wind up Dead in his hands, She's just a woman Never Again Been there before, but not like this Seen it before, but not like this Never before have I ever Seen it this bad She's just a woman Never Again Just tell the nurse, you slipped and fell It starts to sting as it starts to swell She looks at you, she wants the truth It's right out there in the waiting room With those hands Lookin just as sweet as he can Never Again Seen it before, but not like this Been there before, but not like this Never before have I ever Seen it this bad She's just a woman Never Again Father's a name you haven't earned yet You're just a child with a temper Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"? Kickin' your a** would be a pleasure He's drunk again, it's time to fight Same old s***, just on a different night She grabs the g**, she's had enough Tonight she'll find out how f***ing Tough is this man Pulls the trigger as fast as she can Never Again Seen it before, but not like this Been there before, but not like this Never before have I ever Seen it this bad She's just a woman Never Again
22 Jul, 2009
inevitable--anberlin
Do you remember when we were just kids And cardboard boxes took us miles from what we would miss Schoolyard conversations taken to heart And laughter took the place of everything we knew we were not I wanna break every clock The hands of time could never move again We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment) For the rest of our lives Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now I wanna be your last, first kiss That you'll ever have I wanna be your last, first kiss Amazing how life turns out the way that it does We end up hurting the worst, the only ones we really love I wanna break every clock The hands of time could never move again We could stay in this moment (stay in this moment) For the rest of our lives Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now I wanna be your last, first kiss That you'll ever have I wanna be your last, first kiss Is it over now hey, hey, is it over now Is it over how hey, hey, it's not over now I wanna be your last, first kiss That you'll ever have (that you'll ever have) I wanna be your last, first love (that you'll ever have) Till you're lying here beside me with arms and eyes open wide I wanna be your last, first kiss for all time
22 Jul, 2009
AMAZZZZZZIN!!
MEH JUST HAD MY 1ST SMORE AND I WANT SUM MORE!!!!IT WUZ AMAZING!!!!
22 Jul, 2009
http://www.myspace.com/afterthreesecondstheband
MY CUZIN JASONZZ BAND the website above
22 Jul, 2009
NEWPORT LIVING--CUTE IS WHAT WE AIM FOR
Everyone's a let down It just depends on how far down they can go In every circle of friends there's a w**** The one who flirts And does a little more But who's to say? This is a social scene anyway And everybody wants to explore the new girl Caught up in her own hard liquor world But liquor doesn't exist in our world But liquor doesn't exist in our world And if you lie you don't deserve to have friends If you lie you don't deserve to have them If you lie you don't deserve to have friends If you lie You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack The social scene where she gets her fix Has been broken since '86 Now just look at that social clique Do you really wanna be a part of it? Let's not let us forget Where she gets the habit She gets the pills from her skills She gets the skills from the pills And just look at that clique Do you really wanna be the star of it? You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack If you lie you don't deserve to have friends If you lie you don't deserve to have them If you lie you don't deserve to have friends If you lie Everybody is a let down It just depends on how far down they can go You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack You are a sell out But you couldn't even do that right So your price tag has been slashed And now you're chillin' on a half priced clearance rack
22 Jul, 2009
AWESUM!
MY CUZIN ISH IN A BAND called After three seconds(ther not famous not yet anyway)THER FUCKIN AWESUM!!! JASON PLAYZZ THE GUITAR HEZZ FUCKIN AWESUM BISH!!!!
22 Jul, 2009
YAy
[email protected] THE BEACH ALL DAY went 2 the sound kinda borin BUT I DONT CARE I GOT A TAN BISH!!!YAy!!!
22 Jul, 2009
AHHH
MY NECK ISH LIK KINDA SWEATi AND MY HAIR ISH STICKIN 2 MY NECK
21 Jul, 2009
UHHH OHHHH
I HAV CHARLEZZ SPONGEBOB JACKET hezz goin 2 b so f***in p***ed off @ meh DONT U TELL ANY1 U FUCKIN STALKER ohh yeah i kno u watch meh i kno (almost) EVRyTHIN U FUCKIN BISH!
21 Jul, 2009
x1zz nevr did
( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max (x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car (x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater ( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted (x) I've Never Been Fired ( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House ( ) I've Never Been Tied Up ( ) I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone (x) I've Never Been Arrested (x) I've Never had a one night stand ( ) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend (x) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (x) I've Never Been To Europe ( ) I've Never Skipped School (x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker ( ) I've Never Been Married ( ) I've Never Been Divorced ( ) I've Never Posed Nude (x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar ( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi ( ) I've Never Been Snowboarding
21 Jul, 2009
situationzz-escape the fate
Situations are irrelevant now She loves the way that I tease I love the way that she breathes I touched her ooh She touched my ahhh It was the craziest thing I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me A certain girl, she took my hand, and ran it up her thigh She licked her lips and pulled my hair; I fall in love for a night She can't behave And I'm just a slave Don't worry- I'll be gone when the morning comes Darling, what is going on Honestly, that never happened; lying is your favorite passion Leave me- go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins, dying is your latest fashion The frustration, it's a regular thing I hate the ones who love to hate because they're just like me A certain girl, she took her hand, and put in my lap It's way too full, she said once you have me, you'll always come back She can't behave and, I'm just a slave Don't worry; I'll be gone when the morning comes Darling, what is going on Honestly, that never happened Lying is your favorite passion Leave me- go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins Dying is your latest fashion I know you love to insist, and all it takes is a kiss, and you just Love to hate me You know you love all the lies, so don't act surprised that I just Love to hate you I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing I love the girls who love to hate. (Breathing) (Whoa! ) Darling, what is going on Honestly that never happened Lying is your favorite passion Leave me- go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins Dying is your latest fashion Darling (leave me) what is going on Honestly, that never happened Lying is your favorite passion Leave me(darling) go where you belong Higher heels and lipstick napkins Dying is your favorite PASSION
21 Jul, 2009
UHHH OHHH
THEY FOUND THE DAMN KOOKIEZZ WHO FUCKIN TOLD PPL!?!?!GRRRRRRRR U BISH!!!!!!!!!
21 Jul, 2009
ok thes ish fucked up
wat the f***in hell b****?thes ish lik so f***ed up my cuzin Christen(prizzy wite b****) she wuz all lik "u cant do thes cuz meh and my boiifrann r goin 2" WAT A FUCKIN BITCH!!!
21 Jul, 2009
='(
ima sad bout 2 cry i want 2 die
20 Jul, 2009
YAy!
THE BEACH WUZ BEAUTIFUL 2DAY!2bad i got burnt tho AND RACHEL ISH LIK SO ZTUPID!and a bithc OHH AND NO1 KNOZZ A PRIZZY WITE GURL TIL U MEET MY CUZIN CRISTEN WAT A FUCKIN B!TCH!!!I JUST MET HER AND I WANT 2 KILL MY SELF TLKIN 2 HER!!!
19 Jul, 2009
uhhh ohhh>.<
meh ish lik so dizzzzzzzzzi and all thes f***in s*** that ish lik f***ed up
19 Jul, 2009
AHHHHHHHH
RACHELZZ BOIIFRANN ISH LIK SO SHMEXXXXi WHENEVR I SEE HYM HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF AND HEZZ GOT A 6PAC!his face ishnt really hott but his bodi ish!
18 Jul, 2009
shhhh
i hav a kookie hidin under my bed u tell any1 and i will kill u no joke
15 Jul, 2009
*cryzz*
leavin @ lik 4am here 2 go 2 cape cod*cryzz*ill miss sum ppl*cryzz*
15 Jul, 2009
AHHHH
I FEEL LIK CRAP RITE NOW I JUST WANT 2 KILL MY SELF NO1 WULD EVR CARE
15 Jul, 2009
IMa sultri sex kitten
Sultry Max Kitten Men drive themselves crazy thinking about how to get you, and a few women too. You body language reads as aloof but your eyes say "come hither". You can hang with the guys, know some sport stats, and even show them a thing or two about Ducati motors. You're warm and genuine, but never give away your innermost thoughts. You didn't have to take this quiz, since you already know this!
14 Jul, 2009
*gigglezz*
if u wanna take a goldfish 4 a wlk leave them in a bowl
14 Jul, 2009
>.<
just got bak from dinner wif my ppl but now i got a migrain so ima goin 2 take a nap
14 Jul, 2009
AHHH
I JUST WOKE UP AND GLORIA AND LESLIE AND STEPH AND JENNi WERE SITTIN ON MEH THEN I SLAPPED THEM AND KEPT BITIN THEM HAHA
14 Jul, 2009
Y??
I AM LIK SO FUCKIN TIRED BUT I CANT SLEEP WAT THE FUCK
14 Jul, 2009
HOLY SH!T!!!!
2MARROWZZ 2MARROWZZ MEH ISH GOIN 2 CAPE COD HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T HOLY SH!T!!!
13 Jul, 2009
*YAWN*
boreddddddd msg meh
13 Jul, 2009
?
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you
13 Jul, 2009
*think*
am i stupid?i just mite b
13 Jul, 2009
*sigh*
sad cant think straight itzz lik i got knotzz in my head
13 Jul, 2009
sad
meh wantzz 2 kill myself BUT DAMN CHRISTOPHER WONT LET MEH!!!!
13 Jul, 2009
LOLLiPOP
CUPPiKAKE CUPPiKAKE OOOO CUPPi CUPPi CUPPiKAKE*POP*
13 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
I GOT LIK SO MUCH NEW CLOTHEZZ!!!but i kept gettin dirti lookzz from the bxtchezz that work @ the storezz and 1 wuz bxtchin @ meh cuz i hav $ i said i sav my $ which if u did u wuldnt b workin here HAHA IMA BXTCH!!!
13 Jul, 2009
YAY!!!;)
GLORIA JENNii AND LESLIE R HERE AND WERE MEETIN CHRIS AARON BRANDON ANTHONY AND CHRIS W @ THE MALL SO MEH ISH LIK GOIN WIF MY 2OOOBUX!!!YAY!!!oh and Gloria Jenni and Leslie say hey bxtchez!
13 Jul, 2009
DAMMIT
I FUCKIN WOKE UP COUGHIN LIK HELL AND I FUCKIN WANT CHOCOLAT!!!!!!*cryzz cryzz cryzz*no more chocolat
12 Jul, 2009
HAHA
JENNii DOES NOT SHARE MEH!!
12 Jul, 2009
sad
*cryzz cryzz cryzz lik hell*
12 Jul, 2009
Bored
MEH ISH LIK SO FUCKIN BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDD msg meh
12 Jul, 2009
ABOUT BOiiZZ
*****Boyz***** **A heart is not a play thing** **A heart is not a toy** **But if you want yours broken** **Just give it to a boy** **Boys like to play with things** **To see what makes them run** **But when it comes to kissing** **They will do it just for fun** **Tey never give there hearts away** **They play us girls for fools** **They wait till we give our hearts** **And they play it cool** **You wonder where he is at night** **You wonder if he is true** **One minute you will be happy** **Next minute you are blue** **So to fall in love with a boy** **That takes a lot of nerve** **You see my friend you need a man** **To get what you deserve**
12 Jul, 2009
meh ish a vampien
SUM GURLZZ WANT 2 B A PRINCESS...i want 2 b a vampire.V,--,V
12 Jul, 2009
:O
MEH JUST FOUND OUT MEH ISH NOT MARRIED 2 LESLIE OR CHRISTOPHER!!!SO I GOT MARRIED 2 LESLIE 7/12\09 AND I GOT MARRIED 2 CHRISTOPHER 2/25\05!!!YAY!!!
12 Jul, 2009
UPPERSIDE DOWN!!!
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12 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
NEW YORK WUZ SO FUCKIN AWESUM I GOT DRUNK LAST NITE AND CHRISTOPHER MADE MEH A VIDIEO "LAUREN A. HOFFMAN WHEN SHE GETZZ DRUNK!!!" IT SEEMZZ I START TAKIN OFF MY CLOTHEZZ AND GET MONEY THROWN @ MEH!!AND GUEZZ WHO WOKE UP WIF MORE THAN 2000 BUX IN HER BRA?!MEH!!!HAHA I NEED 2 GO 2 THE MALL SOON!!!
10 Jul, 2009
YAY!!!;)
MEH ISH GOIN 2 NEW YORK THES WEEKEND WIF CHRISTOPHER AND HIS BROZZ SO MEH ISH LIK LEAVIN 2NITE SO BYE BYE B BAK SUNDAY!!!
10 Jul, 2009
:O
SNEAKERZZ BROUGHT HIS BOA 2 MEH!!!AND SHADOWZZ ISH DROPPIN HER MARBLEZZ IN MY PURSE!!!AND CUPKAKEZZ ISH LICKIN MY CUPKAKEZZ!!!
10 Jul, 2009
GRR
KITTI WONT FUCKIN SHUT UP!!!ZTUPID FUCKIN GAY CAT!!!
10 Jul, 2009
HAHA
MEH AND JENNii AND GLORIA AND LESLIE WER IN MY ROOM THEY WER CLEANIN UNDER MY BED really scarii AND THEY FOUND A CAN OF WHIP CRWM, MY FAV BRA, MY PCE SHIRT, HAND CUFFZZ how they got ther i hav no idea, AND SUM GUYZZ SHIRT!!!HAHA!!!they still need 2 clean it tho itzz still VERY VERY mezzi!!!
10 Jul, 2009
HAHA
MEH ISH CHANGIN MY NAME 2 FOOK Mi HAHA!!!YAY!!!STEPHIE ISH CHANGIN HER NAME 2 FOOK YU!!!
10 Jul, 2009
DAMMIT
I CANT FIND MY REMOTE OR MY SHORTZZ!!!
10 Jul, 2009
OWW
KITTii ISH SO MEANNNie 1ST SHE WUZ WALKIN ON MY BAK THEN I LEANED BAK AND SHE HURTZZ MY BOOB ZTUPID KITTii!!!!
09 Jul, 2009
YAY!
FUCK CHICK FLICKZZ I WANNA WATCHA SCARii MOVIE LIK UNBORN OR HAUNTING!!!
09 Jul, 2009
mmmmm
MEH AND NANA aka Steph Aaka Cupcakez=] R WATCHIN SIMPLE IRRESTIBLE itzz lik a chick flick AND IT MAKEZZ MEH WANT 2 EATT NOW MMMMMMMMM SUMTHIN SWEEEEEEEET!!!
09 Jul, 2009
guyzz r 2 ***** 2 b lik thes
GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE
09 Jul, 2009
sad
i f***in hate sum ppl*criezz*2 many ppl hurt meh*criezz more*sum ppl r so f***in f***ed up
09 Jul, 2009
AWWW
I GOT 2 SEE CAMMii ANS ALEX AND TAYLOR 2DAY THER GETTIN SO BIGG AND SO CUTE!!!TAY ISH 5 CAMMii AND ALEX R 2AND A HALF!!!CAMMii ISH A LITTLE FLIRT 2 SHE HAS THES SMILE!!!AND THEY WER PUSHIN BBY STROLERZZ AND ALEX KEPT TELLIN MEH 2 GET IN2 IT IT WUZ SO CUTE!!!AND WE WER WATCHIN SPONGEBOB!!!
09 Jul, 2009
HAHA WHEN MEH ISH OLDER ILL B BEAUTIFUL AND SKINNii
You will have a beautiful apperance an you will be healthy and skinny/Your boyfriend will be gorgeous and something you could say as your prince.He has the job of an Accountant and you something you really wanted to be.Your house is lik3 a Castel and you life is like a fairy tale is amazing. And you look like Jennifer Lopez
09 Jul, 2009
*sigh*
all mornin i hav been in my closet cryin UNTIL ZTUPID CHRISTOPHER CAME THEN HE STARTED TICKLIN MEH AND MADE MEH GIGGLii now meh ish still in the closet wif Christopher LOVE U CHRISTOPHER!!!
08 Jul, 2009
MINE!!
????????????????© La Princesa Laurla'zz Castle 2009
08 Jul, 2009
>.<
BOREDDD MSG MEH!!!
08 Jul, 2009
HAHA
MEH ISH SINGIN IN SPANISH!!
08 Jul, 2009
SHHH
*sneak in2 ur house and steal all ur cupkakezz*U DIDNT SEE ANY THIN!!!!!!
08 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER!!!*jump on my bed and eat a cupkake*YAY!!!
08 Jul, 2009
GAME
BABIES CRYING CHILDREN DYING STICK A KNIFE THRO YOUR SIDE LET THE BLOOD RUN DOWN STICK A KNIFE THRO YOUR SIDE LET THE BLOOD RUN DOWN BABIES CRYING CHILDREN DYING CRACK A EGG ON YOUR HEAD LET THE YOLK RUN DOWN CRACK A EGG ON YOUR HEAD LET THE YOLK RUN DOWN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRETEND YOUR ON A BOAT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND THEY COME UP BEHIND YOU AND PUSH YOU OFF.What color did you see?
08 Jul, 2009
YAy!
MEH AND JENNii LIK 2 DANCE WIF OUR SHIRTZZ OFF AND SHMEXXXXXii GUYZZ!!!YAY!!!
08 Jul, 2009
:O
I WOKE UP STEPHZZ HEAD ISH ON MY TUMMii THEN I SEEN SHE WUZ ON SO I SLAPED HER THEN SHE SLAPED MEH THEN I GOT UP I WUZ DIZZii THEN I AM HERE weird how thingzz work out
08 Jul, 2009
HAHA MEH
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08 Jul, 2009
meh ish a: Sexi whore that flirtzz 2 much
What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beastly What kind of pants are you wearing? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hott body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eyes
07 Jul, 2009
picture 2 burn
State the obvious I didn’t get my perfect fantasy I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy That’s fine, I'll tell mine you're g** By the way I hate that stupid old pick up truck you never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who’s really bad at lying So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn. There's no time for tears I'm just sitting here planning my revenge There's nothing stopping me From going out with all of your best friends. And if you come around Saying sorry to me My daddy’s gonna show you how sorry you'll be 'Cause I hate that stupid old pick up truck you never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who’s really bad at lying So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn. And if you're missing me You better keep it to yourself Cuz coming back around here Would be bad for your health 'Cause I hate that stupid old pick up truck you never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who’s really bad at lying So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time In case you haven’t heard I really really hate that stupid old pick up truck you never let me drive You're a redneck heartbreak Who’s really bad at lying So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn Baby burn
07 Jul, 2009
teardropzz on my guitar
Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won't see What I want and I need And everything that we should be I'll bet she's beautiful That girl he talks about And she's got everything That I have to live without Drew talks to me I laugh 'cause it's so damn I can't even see Anyone when he's with me He says he's so in love He's finally got it right I wonder if he knows He's all I think about at night He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing Don't know why I do Drew walks by me Can he tell that I can't breathe? And there he goes, so perfectly The kind of flawless I wish I could be She better hold him tight Give him all her love Look in those beautiful eyes And know she's lucky 'cause He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star He's the song in the car I keep singing Don't know why I do So I drive home alone As I turn out the light I'll put his picture down And maybe get some sleep tonight 'Cuz he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart He's the song in the car I keep singing Don't know why I do He's the time taken up but there's never enough And he's all that I need to fall into Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won't see
07 Jul, 2009
french
Je t'aime Tes yeux, j'en rêve jour et nuit Je veux être avec toi
07 Jul, 2009
AMERICANA--OFFSPRING
Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away Where culture's defined by the Ones least refined And you'll be left behind If you don't fit in It's all distorted In americana my way Well f*** you Whoa Whoa Whoa Well my dream has come true Whoa Whoa Whoa My vision has come true Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tats right away I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait My future's determined by Thieves, thugs, and vermin It's quite an excursion But it's okay Everything's backwards In americana my way Well f*** you Whoa Whoa Whoa Well my dream has come true Whoa Whoa Whoa My vision has come true It's all coming true I'm a product Of my environment Don't blame me, I just work here But I wanna f*** you!!!!! My rights are denied by Those least qualified Trading profit for pride But it's okay Everything's backwards In americana my way Well f*** you Whoa Whoa Whoa My nightmare has come true Whoa Whoa Whoa My nightmare has come true Yeah, it's all coming true Yeah, it's all coming true
07 Jul, 2009
hehe^.^
I just smile and look pretti!!!
07 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
IMA THE YELLOW TELLiiTUBBii!!!!!!
07 Jul, 2009
AWW SO SWEET!
1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "i love you"
07 Jul, 2009
AHHH
doodle spongebob scarezz meh AHH HE ISH GOIN 2 KILL MEH WIF THE...giant pencil!!!
07 Jul, 2009
YUPP!!
CUPKAKEZZ R NOT CUPKAKEZZ WIFOUT ICEIN!!!!!!
07 Jul, 2009
:O
DONT TOUCH MY DAMN CUPKAKEZZ U F.UCKIN B.ITCHEZZ!!!
07 Jul, 2009
2 THE 1 I LOVE!
THER ISH NO1 THAT MAKEZZ MEH FELL THE WAY THE WAY U DO!!! EVERY SINGLE DAY I SPEND WISHIN I CULD B WIF U!!! U R THE ONLY 1 WHO CAN MAKE MEH NOT CONFUSED!!! U R THE ONLY 1 WHO SEEZZ THE REAL MEH!!! WHEN U LEAVE I FEEL LIKE CRYIN!!! WELL I AM SURE THIS HAS BEEN SAID LIKE A BILLION AND 1 TIMEZZ B4 BUT... I LOVE U!!! OUT OF ALL I AM SAYIN THE SHORT AND SWEET THING 2 SAY ISH I LOVE U!!!
07 Jul, 2009
YAY!
I SCARE PPL!!!AND IMA PRETTii!!!YAY!!
07 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
*jump on my bed*MEH ISH SO BORED AND MEH ISH HAVIN MORE FUNN THAN U!!!*eat a cupkake*AND I GOT CUPKAKEZZ*eat another cupkake*OH YEAHH U WISH U WER MEH!
07 Jul, 2009
just 2 settle all the rumorzz yesh ima pregnaut
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
07 Jul, 2009
400TH BLOG!
JENNii AND MEH HAD A WATER BALLOON AND WE FREZZED IT AND WE R GOIN 2 THRO IT @ LESLIE AND ANTHONY!
07 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I WUZ GETTIN DRESSED AND JENNii SLEPT OVA SO I WAKE UP AND HER CRAP ISH ON THE FLOOR AND I THOUGHT IT WUZ MY BRA UNDERNEATH SO I GRABED IT AND WENT 2 THE BAFROOM 2 PUT IT ON AND IT WUZ LIK WAY 2 SMALL AND IT WUZ JENNiiZZ BRA THEN SHE WOKE UP AND TOLD MEH MY PUPPiiZZ R 2 BIGG HAHA
06 Jul, 2009
HAHA YAY!
I MADE A WORD IFLY! U KNO ITZZ KINDA LIK ILY BUT IFLY I FUCKIN LOVE U!!!:'D
06 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
IMA FWENCH MAID!!!HAHA!!!:'D
06 Jul, 2009
:O
SPONGEBOB ISH YELLOW!!! PARTICK ISH PINK!!! MR.KRABZ ISH RED!!!
06 Jul, 2009
drunk
*Pulled over in my car* ME:now what seems to be the officer problem? COP: sir have you been drinking tonight ME: officer have you been drinking tonight, caus because i, what? no don't interrupt me like me COP: sir step outta the car ME: no man you step into the car. COP: sir... ME: really i'm telling you, i'm not as drunk as you think i am. COP: get out of the vehicle ME: I mean it, i'm not as thrunk as you am i dink. really im not as... what were we talking about? oh yeah, why i got this girl in my car.... ME: I told you officer she, just cause this lady is in my car, something something something *burp* COP: then why is she in your car? ME: well it took 3 beers just to look at her right..... you wont believe how many it took to get her here
06 Jul, 2009
YAY!!
THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY SERVIN IT UP GARYZZ WAY!!!YAY!!!
06 Jul, 2009
HAHA
JENNI ISH SO ZTUPID WE WER WLKIN 2 7-11AND THER WUZ THES GUY WHO SHE THOUGHT WUZ HOTT SO SHE WLKZZ UP 2 HYM AND SAID IMA UR LUCKi CHARM THEN SHE BOUGHT A BOX OF LUCKi CHARMZZ AND GAV THEM 2 HYM!!!
06 Jul, 2009
SHH DONT TELL ANY1 THES ISH A SECRET...
*whisper:i speak 2 puppiizz*LIK I SAID DONT TELL ANY1 OR I WILL KILL U!!!
05 Jul, 2009
HAHA
I WUZ WIF JENNii AND SHE SAID UR PUPPiiZZ LOOK 2 BIGG IN THAT SHIRT AND I WUZ LIK I DONT HAV PUPPiiZZ IN MY SHIRT THE SHE SAID UR GURLZZ THE TWINZZ THE PUPPiiZZ THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND SAID OHH UR TLKIN BOUT MY BOOBZZ SHE SAID YEAHH I AM ZTUPID!!
05 Jul, 2009
YAY!
CUPCAKEZ=] ISH MY CUZIN she caught meh on here tlkin 2 ppl and she said she wuld tell my mum i tlk online 2 ppl if i didnt mak1 4 her ADD HER!!!
05 Jul, 2009
haha
ima s***er 4 bloo eyezz I THINK BLOO EYEZZ R SO...YEAHH!!
05 Jul, 2009
*YAWN*
bored p***ed off GRRR
05 Jul, 2009
^.^
LAST NITE OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!I SPENT IT WIF MY 20YR OLD SIS AND HER FRANN CANDii 2 WATCH THE FIREWORKZZ AND I HAD CIGERETTEZZ IN MY BAK POCKET AND SAM WANTED THEM SO I LEANED OVA THE CAR SO SHE CULD GET THEM AND SHE SMACKED MY FUCKIN ASS AND IT HURTED SO FUCKIN BAD AND U CULD HEAR THAT IT HURT SO I SMACKED HER ASS BUT CANDii SAID THAT IT DIDNT SOUND LIK IT HURT AND SHE SMACKED SAMMiiZZ ASS AND SHE SAID IT FELT LIK HER ASS WUZ ON FIRE THEN I WUZ IN THE CAR AND THER WUZ A FUCKIN SHMEXXii DUDE AND I WUZ HALF WAY OUT THE WINDOW I WUZ LIK HEY SEXi THEN WE STARTED KISSIN THEN SAMMii SMACKED MY ASS AGAIN AND TOLD MEH 2 GET IN THE DAMN CAR THEN WE WENT 2 THES PARTii AND IT WUZ JUST AWESUM!!!
02 Jul, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I HAV A WATER BOTTLE u kno the plastic 1zz AND THER ISH A PAIR OF SIZZORZZ THO THE TOP OF THE BOTTLE HOW AM I SUPOST 2 DRINK IT NOW?!?!
02 Jul, 2009
ILL GET FAMOUS FROM...
Max Tape Scandal: You very scandalous and doesn't mind shredding your dignity to get famous. Like Paris Hilton, you'll star in your very own homemade s** tape and it will sky rocket your fame and fuel your popularity, although its not the most glamorous act, it will get the job done.
02 Jul, 2009
:(
sad sad sad *cry cry cry*:(:(:(
01 Jul, 2009
Jenni AKA AHHH...JENNI!!!
JENNI ISH MY FAV GURL BESTIE SHE ISH THE 1 THAT I CAN JOKE WIF AND SHE CAN JOKE WIF MEH SHE LOVEZZ MEH NO MATTER WAT AND SHE ALWAYZZ WILL SHE ISH LIK THE 1 I ALWAYZZ GET IN TROBLE WIF LIK THE TIMEZZ WE SNEAK IN2 THE NEIGHBORZZ HOUSE 2 GET BAK MY IPOD dont ask how it got ther HAHA GOOD TIMZZ AND I WILL ALWAYZZ LOVE HER THO THICK AND THIN!!! LOVE YA JENNI!!!no homo or lover U R MY SWEET CHERRY KISS 4EVR!!!
01 Jul, 2009
Leslie AKA Leklie
LESLIE ISH NOTHER BESTIE SHE ISH THE 1 THAT CAN HLP MEH WIF MY PROBLEMZZ more than Christopher cuz shezz a gurl SHE ALWAYZZ TRUSTZZ MEH 2 KEEP HER SECRETZZ AND I CAN TRUST HER SHE ISH LIK A 2ND MOTHER 2 MEH SHE CAN B VERY PROTECTIVE AND SO LOVIN! LOVE U LESLIE no homo or lover ILL ALWAYZZ B UR SHMEXii WHORE!!
01 Jul, 2009
Gloria AKA GloriaMM™
SHE ISH 1 OF MY BEST FRANNZZ out of 4 SUMTIMZZ SHE GETZZ MAD @ MEH BUT I KNO THAT SHE WILL 4GIV MEH AND I CAN TRUST HER wif sum stuff SHE ISHNT THE KIND OF PERSON THAT WILL GO AROUND SAYIN ALL THE STUFF I SAY 2 HER SUMTIMZZ SHE DOES BUT ITZZ LIK NOT REALLY 2 PERSONAL STUFF!!! LOVE U GLORIA!!!no homo or lover
01 Jul, 2009
Chistopher AKA ChrisD
CHRISTOPHER ISH MY BESTEST BEST BESTIE FRANN IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD I LOVE HYM SO MUCH ash a frann HE HAS 2 B MY BESTIE 4EVA CUZ I CAN ALWAYZZ TRUST HYM WIF EVRYTHIN AND HE 4GIVEZZ MEH NO MATTER HOW BAD I SCREWED UP HE ISH THE FRANN EVRY 1 WANTZZ AND HE ISH 1 out of 2 OF THE MOST IMPORTANT GUYZZ IN MY WHOLE LIFE! LOVE YA CHRISTOPHER!!!no lover
01 Jul, 2009
HAHA
IMA LOOKIN @ THE PIX I HAV ON MY CELL FONE AND I LOOK LIK A BITCH!!!
01 Jul, 2009
:O
I WUZ TAKIN THES TEST AND IT SAID ILL GET PREGNAUT BY DECEMBER 2009!!!WAT THE FUCK!?
01 Jul, 2009
YAY
LESLIE ISH MY CRAZii BISH AND IMA HER SHMEXii WHORE!!!
01 Jul, 2009
thes month
meh ish goin 2 Cape Cod(Massachusetts)2 see my great grandpa 16 tho the 26 and wont hav my lap top
01 Jul, 2009
wow
my family ish f***ed up(my mumzz side @ least)my grandpa had a affair wif the woman who ish(or wuz)married 2 the guy who did his funeral and the sister of my grandpazz best frann WOW!!!
01 Jul, 2009
sad
*cry lik hell*
30 Jun, 2009
:O
I WUZ JUST CALLED A DIRTI HOE!!!
30 Jun, 2009
:O
MY MUM BURNT MY BIKINI BOTTOM IN THE LAUNDRii SHE DIDNT IRON IT THO IT GOT BURNT FROM THE DRYER!!!WAT THE FUCK?!
30 Jun, 2009
HAHA
I WUZ TAKIN THES TEST AND IT TOLD MEH I HAD A FATT ASS
30 Jun, 2009
IMPORTANT ?
watzz the guy word 4 s***?!?!?!
30 Jun, 2009
=O
I WILL LOSE MY VIRGINITY @ 17 but how do u kno that i havent already U STALKER!!!!
30 Jun, 2009
DOLLY SONG ISH...
I KISSED A GURL--KATY PERRY cuz dolly ish a lezi NO JKJK
30 Jun, 2009
haha
DOLLY ISH A BISH!!!
30 Jun, 2009
?
1. what is your name? Lauren 2. What is your middle name? Amanda 3. What is your last name? Hoffman 4. What are you doing? listenin 2 music 5. What are your favorite hobbies? i dont kno 6. What's your favorite color? green 7. What's your favorite book as a child? i cant remember wat itz called but it wuz bout a kitti 8. What do you do for a living? eat sleep ext... 9. What did you do today? sleep 10. What did you think of the survey? i dont kno
30 Jun, 2009
*sigh*
i want 2 kill myself
30 Jun, 2009
i kno my #zz
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29 Jun, 2009
wat u do
If you woke up next to me wat would you do ? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Scream and run 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8 )Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify )
29 Jun, 2009
YAY LESLIE!
LESLIE ISH MY CRAZY BISH!!!
29 Jun, 2009
fill out
Send Me Answer In Message! What’s your name: What do you think of me: Are we close: Am I hot: Would you date me: Rate me 1-10 What do you like about me: What do hate about me: Would you sleep with me: Would you kiss me: Would you make out with me: Would you love me? Love me as a friend? Would you give me a lap dance? Would you be my b****? Would you be my pimp? Would you cook my breakfast? Would you cook my lunch? Would you cook my dinner? What’s your favorite food? Would you cook that for me? I seem like ( ) a hotty ( ) a friend ( ) a friend with benefits ( ) a one time thing ( ) a poser ( ) a bf/gf ( ) a future spouse ( ) a bestie ( ) other? –write here- what did you think of this quiz? –write here- will you repost this? Yes? or Yes?...or no
29 Jun, 2009
meh ish so bored
i made nother email [email protected] so yeahh BORED!!!
29 Jun, 2009
=O
NO1 KNOZZ MEH XSPECT CHRISTOPHER HE GOT 100% AND GLORIA JACKIE JENNI SELENA AND LESLIE GOT 20% I GUESS CHRISTOPHER ISH MY ONLY TRUE FRANN I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHER!!!NO LOVER!!!
29 Jun, 2009
HAHA
2day i woke up @ 1 and i wuz watchinn tv wif my mum and she wuz watchin Maury and ther wuz thes 15yr old gurl that had s** on a dare and she told meh that ish y u will never hav a boiifrann all they want ish s** and i wuz lik rite i never had a boiifrann b4 she ish so protective of meh probably cuz Sammi(my sis)haz a bby and she ish 20 not married BUT NEITHER WUZ MY MUM @ 17!!!
29 Jun, 2009
WOW
WAT THE FUCK ISH WIF PPL DIEIN MICHEAL JACKSON NOW BILLY MAYS?wow
28 Jun, 2009
fill out
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. last name: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have s** with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having s** with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have s** on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during s**? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to c**? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email? 26. Who would be in control? 27. Would you pull my hair? 28. Would you let me pull yours? 29. Would you whisper in my ear? 30. Would you talk dirty to me? 31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 32. Would you say my name? 33. Would u give me head/eat me out? 34. Would you let me give you a hickie? 35. How many rounds would we go? 36. What would you wanna do afterwards? 37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 38. Would you lick and bite me all over? 39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 40. Would you want me to take my time? 41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 42. Would you want fast or slow? 43. Would you be loud or quiet? 44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 45. Would you do it today? 46. Would you do it tomorrow? 47. Would u wanna make me moan? 48. What position would u want me to have u in? 49.Would u f*ck me hard?!
28 Jun, 2009
IMA WIF COOKIE!
COOKIE ISH MY LIL BALL OF SUNSHINE CUZ SHE ALWAYZZ BRIGHTENZZ UP MY DAY WIF HER SMILE!!!!HER REAL NAME ISH ALEXIA GABRELLE!!!
28 Jun, 2009
math ish the BEST!
s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it
28 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
SNEAKERZZ my kitti ISH SO GAY HE ISH CUDDLEIN WIF MY PURSE AND A PINK BOA!!!
28 Jun, 2009
wat u do
IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED...
28 Jun, 2009
>.<
CUPKAKEZZ BIT MEH NOW IMA BLEEDIN >.<
27 Jun, 2009
WAT THE FUCK
I GOT MY ARM CAUGHT IN A CORD AND oh never mind then
27 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
PUPPiiZZ CAN TLK!!!I NEVER KNEW THAT I TOLD CUPKAKEZZ 2 SPEAK AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED MY CUPKAKEZZ!!!
27 Jun, 2009
meh ish so bored
Ima Lauren A. Hoffman(lahoffman duhh not rocket sience i dont even kno wat that ish xactly)Meh ish 14 since May 7th(5-7)TAKEN and in LOVE(so dont ask meh out or he'll kick ur a**[mayb dependzz doubt it])Ima kinda a random person usually happi(sumtimzz i want 2 die cuz ima not good enough 4 any bodi)i rite poemzz and songzz i can sing and dance(well kinda dependzz)my fav color ish green(i say gen but itzz still green)ima italian and greman and american my bestiezz r:CHRITOPHER(bestie 4 EVA!), JENNI, GLORIA, LESLIE, SELENA, CHRIS W, RACHEL(my cuzin she still ish 1 of my bestiezz even tho we r related GIV MEH THE RULEZZ 4 BESTIEZZ!), DESSI, DROJO, CHRIS L, and thatzz probably it i am crazzi and 4getful and when i meet ppl i am shy so thatzz probably it 4 now so ask meh anythin eles BYE BYE 4 NOW PPL!!!
27 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
BBYZZ R SO FUCKIN CUTE!!!I WUZ OUTSIDE WLKIN CUPKAKEZZ AND MOJO just so u kno ther my puppizz not real cupkakezz AND THER WUZ THES GUY WIF HIS BBY THAT WUZ BORN JUNE 16TH SHE WUZ SO CUTE I WANT 2 STEAL HER NOW HERE ISH WHER I CAN B THE SMEXXI FROGGI NINJA jenni made meh that!
27 Jun, 2009
ABCZZ
A - AVAILABLE: nope B - BIRTHDAY: may 7th C - CRUSHING ON: ^.^no1 hehe D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: coke E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: christopher F - FAVORITE SONG : YOU OUGHTA KNOW BY ALANIS MORISSETTE G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: bearzz H - HOMETOWN: manassas park I - IN LOVE WITH: ^.^my boiifrann J - JUGGLE: nope K - KILLED SOMEONE: in my dreamzz L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 3 dayzz M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: strawberri N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 2 O - ONE WISH: 4 a billion wishezz P - PERSON YOU TEXTED LAST: dolly R- REASON TO SMILE: when i tlk 2 my love S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: east coast anthem T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8:30 U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: pink and red V - VEGETABLE(S): idk W - WORST HABIT: bitin my nailzz X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: yeahh ankle Y - YOYOS: idk Z - ZODIAC SIGN: taurus
27 Jun, 2009
ok
2day i went on my grandmazz boat and i drove the boat and ther wer thes 2 guyzz that wer...MMMHUMM then they started flirtin wif meh then Loopi(Chris L.)wlkzz ova 2 meh and i didnt kno he wuz ther i wuz lik"Loopi y r u here?"then he said"Cuz my brozz brought meh"and i asked wher his brozz wer then he pointed 2 the guyzz that wer flirtin wif meh and i turned so RED!!!
26 Jun, 2009
east coast anthem by GOOD CHARLOTTE!!
Walkin' on the streets of DC on the East Coast - where I live you say "what's the problem?" "what's with this angry kid?" You dont like the way I walk or the way I talk, or the way I swing my hands, you dont like the words I speak, or the thoughts I think and I know you'll never understand. You know, on the East Coast we ride until we die you know well there's a place inside my mind, yeah a place you'll never find there's a place inside my mind walk this way you know. And wouldn't it be perfect if I could sit with you? and we would change a thing or two? we'd change a thing or two? we would change the way you think we would change the way I think we cant change the way they think so we're not changin' anything you know on the East Coast we ride until we die you know well there's a place inside my mind, yeah a place you'll never find there's a place inside my mind leave today you know (music) 'cause on the east coast, we ride until the day we die well there's a place inside my mind yeah a place you'll never find there's a place inside my mind walk this way there's a place inside my mind yeah a place you'll never find theres a place inside my mind we leave today you know
26 Jun, 2009
i just wanna live by GOOD CHARLOTTE!!
I need an alarm system in my house So I know when people are creepin' about These people are freakin' me out (these days) It's getting hectic everywhere that I go They won't leave me alone There's things they all wanna know I'm paranoid about the people I meet Why are they talkin' to me And why can't anyone see I just wanna live Don't really care about the things that they say Don't really care about what happens to me I just wanna live Just wanna live (6x) I rock a law suit when I'm goin' to court A white suit when I'm getting divorced A black suit at the funeral home and my birthday suit when I'm home alone talking on the phone Got an interview with the Rolling Stone They're sayin' "Now you're rich and now you're famous fake a** girls all know your name and Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Your first hit it, aren't you ashamed Of the life, of the life, of the life We're livin" I just wanna live Don't really care about the things that they say Don't really care about what happens to me I just wanna live Stop ~your~ messin' around boy Better think of your future Better make some good plans boy Said every one of my teachers Look out, you better play it safe You never know what hard times will come your way We say, where we're comin' from We've already seen the worst that this life can bring Now we expect it everywhere that we go All the things that they say Yeah we already know I just wanna live Don't really care about the things that they say Don't really care about what happens to me (Just wanna live [3x]) I just wanna live (just wanna live [3x]) I just wanna live (just wanna live [3x]) Don't really care about the things that they say (just wanna live [3x]) Don't really care about what happens to me I just wanna live
26 Jun, 2009
HAHA
IMA EATIN COOKIEZZ AND COOKIEZZ WENT IN MY SHIRT!!!HAHA
26 Jun, 2009
POEM BY MEH
Sittin silently in the dark Wishin i wuz sumwher else While i cry and bleed and scream inside Yet no1 understandzz meh At timezz i wish i culd understand myself I wish death wuld c** 2 meh rite now
26 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I FOUND LESLIEZZ SHOELACE!!!SHE ISH NEVER GETTIN IT BAK!!!
26 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I AM BOUT 2 DIE I SEEN A PIC OF TAYLOR LAUTNER SHIRTLESS!*faint*SO SMEXXii!
26 Jun, 2009
WAT THE FUCK
I JUST WOKE UP AND JENNI ISH TAKIN PIX OF MEH HALF NAKED ON MY CELL AND SHE WUZ RITEIN ON MEH WAT THE FUCK
25 Jun, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
11/20\09 NEEDZZ 2 HURRY THE HELL UP!!!!!!!
25 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I WANT 2 RIDE A ROLLERCOASTER RITE NOW!!!
25 Jun, 2009
i am slo
MJ ish dead i never really cared bout hym but he wuz still a person RIP
25 Jun, 2009
OH MY CUPKAKEZZ!
I WUZ TAKIN PIX OF MEH ON MY CELL AND I LOOK SO FUCKIN SMEXXI!!!HAHA!!AND I WUZ RITIN ON MY BOOBZZ DIRTI LIL SECRET HAHA!!
25 Jun, 2009
HAHA
I WENT 2 FUDRUCKERZZ WIF CHRISTOPHER GLORIA LESLIE AND ANTHONY AND I HAD 20 BUX AND I WANTED 2 PLY THES GAME 4 50 CENTZZ AND IT WUZ A RACIN GAME AND I KEPT WINNIN WHICH MEANT A FREE GAME AND I WON 1ST PLACED LIK 10x THEN I LET CHRIS PLY AND HE WASTED ALL MY MONEY ON THAT GAME TRYIN 2 WIN HAHA
25 Jun, 2009
^.^
I JUST WOKE UP AND BSIDE MEH WUZ A HUGE SLURPEE!!!MMMMMM IT WUZ SO NUMMI NUMMI NUMMI!!!BUT THER ISH NO MORE BUT NOW IMA HYPER HYPER HYPER!!!YAY!!!
24 Jun, 2009
HAHA
I WANT 2 B A FRENCH MAID!!!HAHA!
24 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I WANT STRAWBERRiiZZ AND CHOCOLAT!
24 Jun, 2009
YAY!
VROOM VROOM IMA RACE CAR VROOM VROOM!!!
24 Jun, 2009
hehe^.^2 my bby
dont u b wastin all ur money on surgar and honey cuz ima sweet enough dont u b usein every miniute on makin a livin cuz we got our love listen 2 meh 1,2,3 bby bby bby spend ur time on meh dont u b out all nite long leavin meh all alone cuz i need ur love dont u b spendin everyday workin away cuz ima waitin 4 u listen 2 meh 1,2,3 bby bby bby spend ur time on meh
24 Jun, 2009
HAHA
JENNI ISH SLAPPIN MY ASS CUZ IMA WEARIN SWEATZZ AND SHE SAYZZ THEY MAK MY ASS LOOKZZ SO FUCKIN BIGG HAHA!!!
24 Jun, 2009
^.^
PANKAKEZZ PANKAKEZZ SURE I LOVE PANKAKEZZ PANKAKEZZ
24 Jun, 2009
WAT THE FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ
IMA WEARIN A TANK THATZZ LIK REALLI SUPER CUTE itzz a lite gen wif blak stairzz realli chic AND MY MUM WONT LET MEH LEAVE THE HOUSE WEARIN IT YET SHE LETZZ SAMMii my sis CUM OVER HERE WIF A TUBE TOP ON WAT THE FUCK?!?!
24 Jun, 2009
i wuld never cheat
Girl: i need to tell you somthing honey Boy: what might that be? Girl: well... Boy: tell me baby...please Girl: fine,,, i cheated on you Boy: what!? why babe?! Girl: idk i was being stupid im sorry Boy: i realy loved you and now you do this Girl: i said i was sorry Boy: im sorry but i need to leave you Girl: please no, i love you Boy: if you love me then why did you f*** some other dude when you have me? Girl: sorry Boy: leaves the house and cry's in his car repost this as "i would never cheat" if you would never cheat on the one you love the most
24 Jun, 2009
ok
You say pink I say green You say Paris Hilton I say Hailey Williams You say Michle Jackson I say eww..Oh sorry go on You say Pop I say Rock you say prep I say emo You say tigger I say pooh bear You say squidward I say what the hell is wrong with you? You say square I say circle You say peace I say BRING IN WAR! Copy and Paste if You Agree
24 Jun, 2009
HAHA
I WUZ WEARIN THES WIG ITZZ LIK A BLAK BOB WIF BANGZZ AND MY STEP DAD SEEN MEH AND SAID WAT THE FUCKIN HELL DID U DO 2 UR HAIR AND I SAID I DYED IT AND CUT IT DONT U LOVE IT THEN HE SAID U LOOK LIK A FUCKIN LESBIEN THEN I PULLED OFF THE WIG HAHA
24 Jun, 2009
:O
PAC SUN ISH HAVIN A 50-70% OFF SALE!!!OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ
24 Jun, 2009
grrr
sneakerzz(my kitti)ish my fatt g**man u dont mess wif him or u will break HAHA
24 Jun, 2009
*thinkin*
i mite want 2 dye my hair a chocolat maroon and cut it but ima not sure rite now if i shuld
24 Jun, 2009
^.^
i smell lik strawberrizz hehe^.^
24 Jun, 2009
idk
red or green? GEN! salmon or chicken? chicken high or low? lo sharks or crocodiles? SHARKZZ twilight or harry potter? TWILIGHT BITCHEZZ! boy or girl? gurlli love or friends? love phone or camera? fone computer or phone? c**puter spagetti or meatloaf? Pagetti taken or single? Confused PART 2 What is you name? Lauren Why do you play on here? ? What is the best part about being a girl/boy? lookin down my shirt HAHA JK Why did you take this quiz? idk Are you pretty? i dont think so If you could date a celbrity? IDK SO MANY! What did you think of this quiz? not sure
24 Jun, 2009
my'wonderful'family
my cuzin JJ last nite fractured his elbow runnin from the copzz on a 4wheeler(i hav no idea y tho)and they cant put a cast on it cuz he has scratezz on on his arm and sumthi on his hip and they cant put a cast on it cuz it mite spread 2 his arm and my cuzin Mitchelle(JJzz sis)ish a f***in drug addict and broke in2 her parentzz house(who r also drug addictzz)and stole all of my unclezz drugzz and my aunt wantzz her 2 go 2 jail MY FAMILY ISH SO FUNN!
24 Jun, 2009
Ok
ima gettin married 2 Wilson 2day @ 11 easten time itzz 10 15 now so got 2 go bye bye
24 Jun, 2009
ok
When you break her heart - [ the pain never really goez away ] ♥When she mizzez you - [ she'z hurting inside ] ♥When she sayz itz over - [ she STILL wantz you to be herz ] ♥When she repostz thiz bulletin - [ she wantz you to read it ] ♥When she walkz away from you mad - [ Follow her ] ♥When she stare'z at your mouth - [ Kizz her ] ♥When she pushez you or hit'z you - [ Grab her and don’t let go ] ♥When she start'z cursing at you - [ Kizz her and tell her you love her ] ♥When she ignore'z you - [ Give her your attention ] ♥When she pullz away - [ Pull her back ] ♥When you see her at her worst - [ Tell her she'z beautiful ] ♥When you see her start crying - [ Just hold her and don’t say a word ] ♥When you see her walking - [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] ♥When she'z scared - [ Protect her ] ♥When she lay'z her head on your shoulder - [ Tilt her head up and kizz her ] ♥When she steal'z your favorite hoodie - [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ] ♥When she tease'z you - [ Tease her back and make her laugh] ♥When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [ reassure her that everything iz okay ] ♥When she lookz at you with doubt - [ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ] ♥When she say'z that she like'z you - [ she really doez more than you could understand ] ♥When she grab'z at your handz - [ Hold her'z and play with her fingerz ] ♥When she bump'z into you - [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] ♥When she tellz you a secret - [ keep it safe and untold ] ♥When she lookz at you in your eyez - [ don’t look away until she doez ] ♥Stay on the phone with her even if she’z not saying anything. ♥DON'T let her have the last word. ♥DON'T call her Hot,, Gorgeouz or Beautiful are so much better. ♥Say you love her more than she could ever love you. ♥Argue that she iz the best girl ever. ♥When she'z mad hug her tight and don't let go. ♥Everynight before you go to sleep call her and tell her you love her
24 Jun, 2009
ok
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.
23 Jun, 2009
reason 2 die
i wake up in the middle of the nite cuz i kno i cant do anythin rite and i am worthless
23 Jun, 2009
>.<
i feel lik crap i just want 2 die rite now
23 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I WANT 2 GO 2 KINGZZ DAMINION!!!LETZZ GO NOW!! U GOT MONEY? GIV MEH SUM 1 NEED LIK 200 BUX PLZZZ!!!!
23 Jun, 2009
FUCK
WAT THE FUCK I JUST CUT MY HAND AND IT HURTZZ LIK HELL NOW GRRR
23 Jun, 2009
hehe
i got a dirti lil secret no1 knozz bout but meh and 1 other person hehe
23 Jun, 2009
a gurlzz 1st time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME
23 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
I CHANG THE SETTINZZ ON MY CELL FONE SO NOW WHEN I SEND A TXT IT MAKZZ MUSIC!!!HAHA!!
23 Jun, 2009
SHE WUZ PUSHED!
About six years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and broght up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two monthes after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.
23 Jun, 2009
Txt i got
IN 22 MINUITES SOME ONE WILL SAY"IM SORRY BABE"OR"I LOVE YOU"OR"WANNA GO OUT?" SEND THIS TO 9 FREINDS OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK!
23 Jun, 2009
OH MY FUCKIN CUPKAKEZZ!!!
CARMEN WINSTEAD WILL HAUNT ALL OF U!!!
