29 Aug, 2010

idk

any s**y gurls out there that wanna cyber messg me:/

22 Aug, 2010

all these hot gurls stopped messgin me

so all these hotass guls stopped messgin me WTF

07 Aug, 2010

idk

!smeone messg me if ur s**xii!!!!

17 Feb, 2010

haha

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train

16 Feb, 2010

i get bored.....

Natural Hair Color: [ ] Brown - $100 [ ] Blondie - $50 [ x] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Eye Color: [x] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8 to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150 [ ] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75 [x] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85 [ ] Under 5'4 - $95 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First Born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [x] third born - $550 [ ] fourth born - $300 [ ] fifth born - $400 [ ] sixth born - $215 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [x] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0 [ ] No - $600 Vision? [ X] perfect vision $400 [ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200 [ ] No correction $100 [ ] Glasses $50 [ ] contacts $25 [ ] Surgical correction -$100 Shoe Size: [ ] 13+ - $300 [ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ X] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7 - $450 Favorite Colors (TWO): [x] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow - $475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [ ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [ ] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [ ] Other - $500 Total: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes $0 [X ] Nope-add $1000 [ ] some- $750

15 Feb, 2010

WITH!

With Every Step I Take... With Every Breath I Take... With Every Move I Make... I Do It All For You

12 Feb, 2010

MINE

fuk it, windows 8 is my idea.........

06 Feb, 2010

IDK

Name:kriz 2. Birthday: DEC.30 3. Birthplace: california 4. Current Location: united kingdom 5. Eye Color: dark blue-contacts 6. Height: not sure 7. Right or Left Handed: left 8. The Shoes You Wore Today:black pumas 9. Your most Overused Phrase: Lol 10. Thoughts First Waking Up: don't know 11. Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes 12. Your Bedtime: Whenever I want 13. Your Most Missed Memory: The good times with my girl 14. Your Fears: Nothing 15. Your Weakness: Love 16. Perfect Pizza: pepperoni 17. Thoughts Before Going To Bed: What's ganna happen 2morrow? 18. Your Cravings: skittles 19. Single/Taken?: single 20. Pepsi or Coke: pepsi 21. MacDonald or Burger King: McDonalds 22. Single or Group Dates: Single 23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestes 24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla 25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino 26. Do you Smoke: nope 27. Do you Swear: hell yeah....... all the time 28. Do you Sing: no 29. Do you Shower Daily: hell yeah 30. Have you Been in Love: yes 31. Going to College?: yes 32. Going to get Married: hope so 33. Believe in yourself: no 34. Get Motion Sickness: sometimes 35. Think you are Attractive: yeah 36. Are you a Health Freak: not really 37. Get along with your Parents: not really 38. Like Thunderstorms: yes 39. Play an Instrument: drums 40. Drank Alcohol: yes 41. Smoked: no! 42. Been on Drugs:NO! 43. Gone on a Date: yup 44. Gone to a Mall: yess 45. Eaten a box of Oreos: who hasnt 46. Eaten Sushi: no and i won't 47. Been on Stage: yeah 48. Been Dumped: Yeah... 49. Went Skinny Dipping : um. NO 50. Stolen Anything: no 51. Ever been Drunk: yes 52. Race: mexican-american

06 Feb, 2010

4 my girl Daena

If i dont call you [Its because im waiting for you to call me] When i walk away from you mad [Follow me] When i stare at your mouth [Kiss me] When i push you or hit you [Grab me and dont let go] When i start cussing at you [Kiss me and tell me you love me] When im quiet [Ask me whats wrong] When i ignore you [Give me your attention] When i pull away [Pull me back] When you see me at my worst [Tell me im beautiful] When you see me start crying [Hold me and tell me everything will be alright] When you see me walking [Sneak up and hug my waist from behind] When im scared [Protect me] When i lay my head on your shoulder [Tilt my head up and kiss me] When i grab at your hands [Hold mine and play with my fingers] When i tease you [Tease me back and make me laugh] When i dont answer for a long time [reassure me that everything is okay] When i look at you with doubt [Back yourself up] When i say that i like you [I really do more than you could understand] When i bump into you [bump into me back and make me laugh] When i tell you a secret [keep it safe and untold] When i look at you in your eyes [dont look away until i do] When i miss you [im hurting inside] When you break my heart [the pain never really goes away] When i say its over [i still want you to be mine]

05 Feb, 2010

be back bitches

i'll be back on at night ...............

04 Feb, 2010

hell yeah she should jump..........

should she jump?? 93% of teenage girls wuld cry if they saw miley cyrus on sears tower gettin ready to jump copy and paste if you are part of the 7% who yell *jump*.(im part of the 7%) i hope the b**** jumps..........

03 Feb, 2010

HEY FUCKERS

hey hey WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET

03 Feb, 2010

MINE

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02 Feb, 2010

???

WHAT IF: 1. I died: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. You found out i was married: 5. I stole something: 6. I was hospitalized: 7. I refused to leave my home: 8. I got into a fight while you were there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: 9. Personality: 10. Eyes: 11. Hair: 12. Family: WOULD YOU: 13. Help me hide a body? 14. Keep a secret if I told you one? 15. Hold my hand? 16. Take a bullet for me? 18. Try to solve my problems? 19. Love me? 20. Date me? HAVE YOU EVER: 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to kill me? 24. Broke my heart? 25. Kept something important from me? 26. Thought I was unbearably annoying? AND MORE: 27. Who are you? 28. Are we friends? 29. When and how did we meet? 30. Describe me in three words? 31. What was your first impression? 32. Do you still think that way about me now? 33. What reminds you of me? 34. If you could give me anything, what would it be? 35. How well do you know me? 36. When's the last time you saw me? 37. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 38. Are you gonna repost this to see what I say about you?

20 Jan, 2010

IdK

wats the month you were born in? 1(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged X 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal X 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie X 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that X yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian none- because im a s**y beast

17 Jan, 2010

BECKY

i like becky she's so kewl s*** no d*** cant get in my bed heard me rite dats wat i said BECKKY BECKY SHE IS SO KEWL I NEED BECKY I CANT SLEEP I NEED BECKY FO I BEAT BECKY BECKKY MARRY ME for yall dumbasses who dont know wat becky is it is p****

15 Jan, 2010

Want 2

Would you...? [] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [] Slap Me? [] Slap me if i asked you to? [] Kiss Me? [] Let Me Kiss You? [] Watch A Movie With Me? [] Take Me Home For The Night? [] Take Me With You? [] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [] Make me breakfast? [] Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down? [] Instant Message Me? [] Greet Me In Public? [] Hang Out With Me? [] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [] Fall in love with me? [] Like me? [] Love me? [] Go out with me? Do You... [] Miss Me? [] Think I'm Cute? [] Think I'm Hot? [] Think I'm Ok? [] Think I'm Ugly? [] Want To Kiss Me? [] Want To Cuddle With Me? [] Want To Date Me? Am I... [] Smart? [] Funny? [] Cool? [] Loveable? [] Adorable? [] Great To Be With? [] Attractive? [] Mean? [] Ugly? [] Gorgeous? Have You Ever... [] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [] Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ? [] Wished I Were There? [] Had A Crush On Me? [] Wanted My Number? [] Had A Dream About Me? [] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [] Happy You Know Me? [] Thinking About Me? [] My Friend? [] In Love With Me? [] Wanting F*ck Me? [] Wanting Cuddle With Me?

15 Jan, 2010

Damn

Damn You Can't Buy Me! ???????????????

09 Jan, 2010

MORE EMO

SHIT I'M MORE EMO THAN ANYBODY

08 Jan, 2010

DRUGS

there aint nothin wrong wit selling Mugs and gettin away wit it..... b***t....if u get caught then u got a problem...just clearing things up 4 yall

01 Aug, 2009

EMO"S RULE........I AM EMO

???????? Put this on your ???????? page if you are emo ???????? or support emos xx

01 Aug, 2009

add

whoever wants add me!!

31 Jul, 2009

ask me anything

1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you!

30 Jul, 2009

heyy if u r on meassage me in the inbox

i am bored plz message me Jul 18 2009 12:47PM heyy ppl answer in inbox How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Slick [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] **** [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - - ) <-----leave ya numba [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

29 Jul, 2009

LUV

98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile.

29 Jul, 2009

rate

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

29 Jul, 2009

Hot

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? Put this on your page if somebody told you that you were hot

23 Jul, 2009

HAHAHAHA

you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

12 Jul, 2009

REPPOST THIS

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....