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I like the Pen Sindy Crosby 87 i like football,soccer,b-ball. Im 6ft tall im really nice if u dont get me on me bad side.I like Disturbed,T Pain,Chris Brown....Hey lets go PENS!!!!!!Go dale jr go steelers.7 th grade boys b-ball team go potters
|First Name :||kevin|
|Last Name :||allen|
|Member Since :||28 Apr, 2008|
24 Aug, 2009
98% of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. if u r one of the 2% that does, then copy and paste this in ur profile
08 Mar, 2009
would u want to-- Push me into a wall and kiss me?  Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill?  Slap Me?  Slap me if i asked you to?  Kiss Me?  Let Me Kiss You?  Watch A Movie With Me?  Take Me Home For The Night?  Take Me With You?  Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions?  Let Me Make You Breakfast?  Make me breakfast?  Stick Up For Me if I Was Being Put Down?  Instant Message Me?  Greet Me In Public?  Hang Out With Me?  Bring Me Around Your Friends?  Fall in love with me?  Like me?  Love me?  Go out with me? Do You...  Miss Me?  Think I'm Cute?  Think I'm Hot?  Think I'm Ok?  Think I'm Ugly?  Want To Kiss Me?  Want To Cuddle With Me?  Want To Date Me? Am I...  Smart?  Funny?  Cool?  Loveable?  Adorable?  Great To Be With?  Attractive?  Mean?  Ugly?  Gorgeous? Have You Ever...  Thought About Hooking Up With Me?  Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me ?  Wished I Were There?  Had A Crush On Me?  Wanted My Number?  Had A Dream About Me?  Been Distracted By Me? Are You...  Happy You Know Me?  Thinking About Me?  my friend?
19 Nov, 2008
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say a**." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man? "I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your a** it won't be Cheerios!"
19 Nov, 2008
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son
13 Nov, 2008
sex joke its lol
A little girl and he mother were taking a walk in the park when they stumbled on two dogs having s**. The little girl asked her mom. What are they doing? Not knowing what to say the mom quickly answers, they are baking a cake. The next morning the little girl walks up to her mom and says. Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing last night, the mom asks what?.... you two where baking a cake. The mom asks and how do you know? The little girl says cause I licked the icing off the couch
06 Nov, 2008
a girl first time
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME"
20 Jul, 2008
if one day you feel like crying, call me. I don't promise that I will make you laugh, but I can cry with you. If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask you to stop, but I can run with you. If one day you don't want to listen to anyone, call me. I promise to be there for you but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if you call and there is no answer, come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk or how close you are and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Did you know... i promise to be wit u 4eva There are 20 angels in the world, 10 are sleeping, 9 are playing, and 1 is reading this. Send this to 10 friends [includng me] via profile comment. If you get more than 5 back then someone you love will surprise you somehow... i'm here whenever you need me
30 Jun, 2008
I'd be this guy
THIS IS THE PERFECT GUY Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning, and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no make-up on, wearing your most torn up jeans and a plain tee-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things that you don't want to do. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead; it doesn't always have to be on the mouth. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been, or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets b***erflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when I have you; you're the only one that I need. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections, and loves you more for them; who wants a perfect girl? that's just boring. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sun set. I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. I AM THIS GUY.... one of many.... who always ends up losing her to the j***s who will treat her like crap and are so concerned about gettin' some. Girls: If you'd die to have this guy, repost as "i'd die to have this guy" Guys: If you'd do these things for a girl, repost as "
17 Jun, 2008
BILLY,S STORY you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "SH!T" and billy said "Dad, whats *SH!T" And then his dad says "Well billy, SH!T is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "FUCC!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats FUCC?" "Well billy FUCC is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping SH!T off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen FUCCing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you :) 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever