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Username : | kissmeh |
First Name : | demi |
Gender: | F |
Country: | GB |
Member Since : | 16 Aug, 2009 |
16 Jan, 2010
DO A FLIP!!!! zac efron
95% of teens would cry if they saw Zac Efron at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your wall if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!
08 Jan, 2010
I miss him
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 2 years
07 Jan, 2010
SNOW
yes it snowed sooooo much that there isn't wasn't any skul for 2 days lets hope it goes 2 three days
05 Jan, 2010
lol thts me
l..........l PUT THIS DOOR ON YOUR l..........l PAGE IF YOU HAVE EVER l.......Ol PUSHED A DOOR THAT l..........l SAID PULL l..........l
05 Jan, 2010
mom n dad
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ng the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
24 Dec, 2009
! Merry Christmas guys!
Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh
22 Dec, 2009
A BOY
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours.
20 Dec, 2009
dont let this happen
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
18 Dec, 2009
would you?
If i was drunk, would you: A)kiss me B.take me home C)do me D)take care of me E)kick my a** F)laugh at me PASS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE SAYS!!!!!!!!!
18 Dec, 2009
16 things
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they aren't with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 thing
18 Dec, 2009
love
You are: The water that keeps me alive. The feathers that make me fly, Without you i would die. copy and paste if u love someone.
18 Dec, 2009
true
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile Oct 20 2009 12:32AM
18 Dec, 2009
Emo to Scene.
Well, Astons dad threatened to send me to the mental hospital he works at if I didn't stop cutting myself and I was like "I haven't cut myself for months. These are just scarrs from cutting and my cat." And then he was like "If You don't knock this off then I'm going to tell your parents." Me, "they already know." And then he left. So, now every time I go to Aston he checks my arms. GAY! Oh well. There's no point to cutting anyways. It hurts people that care about you and it hurts yourself. It doesn't solve anything. (i don't hate Emo's) and it just makes everything worse. Trust me.
17 Dec, 2009
true
Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE... If you would say the same thing (being a girl or boy), copy this and put it on your profile
17 Dec, 2009
For love
You are: The water that keeps me alive. The feathers that make me fly, Without you i would die. copy and paste if u love someone.
15 Dec, 2009
so wrong
MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:
14 Dec, 2009
BORED
BORED holy fxck IM BOREDDDDDD i just changed in like 4 different accounts thats how bored i am
13 Dec, 2009
long rarw
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13 Dec, 2009
BORED
holy fxck IM BOREDDDDDD i just changed in like 4 different accounts thats how bored i am
13 Dec, 2009
how 2 kiss at school
HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL. WELL FIRST LOOK DOWN.BECAUSE U OPENED THIS U WILL GET KISSED ON FRIDAY BY A PERSON THAT THINKS,UR CUTE,UR PRETTY,or by someone that you like.AND TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!BREAK IT AND YOU WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!"REPOST SAYING "HOW TO KISS AT SCHOOL
11 Dec, 2009
wahaha
1. [X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2. [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3. [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. 4. [x] You have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 5. [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 6. [x] You have ran into some thing 7. [X] Tried to lick your elbow. 8. [X] Forgot where u were 9. [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm (holy crap i just noticed that!) 10. [x] You just tried to sing them 11. [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen 12. [x] You have choked on your own spit many times 13. [x] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. or sorta get it but not that much! 14. [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice 15. [x ] You just looked at it 16. [ ]Your natural hair color is blond (<--- Urmm... O-0 xD ) 17. [x] People have called you slow A LOT! or more than 10 times 18. [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire 19. [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 20. [x] You sometimes drool for no reason 21. [x] You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket 22. [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking 23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 24 [x]People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25 [] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' all the time mostly by your teacher 26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
10 Dec, 2009
pleple that i love (on this website)
sad man he is my boy friend lots of love to him........and !!**!!pink!!**!! she is my girl friend lots of love to u both...i love u alot
08 Dec, 2009
11 ways to annoy your teacher
1. pretend to be chewing gum then when he/she comes over and tells you to spit it out, say, "i dont have any gum," and open ur mouth as wide as u can while obnoxiously saying, " aaaaaaaaaaaaaah" 2. drop ur pencil every 2 minutes. if u want to, every time u drop it u can shout," clumsy me!" 3. in stead of getting up or raising ur hand to ask the teacher something, throw them notes. 4. if ur teacher runs out of tissues, shout as loud as u can," theres no toilet paper left!" 5. roll ur pencil around on ur desk. when he/she tells u to stop, say the wind is doing it and roll it again. 6. yell out every thing u r thinking. 7. while the teacher is talking, walk up to the pencil sharpener and sharpen ur pencil as loud as u can. if the teacher asks u to stop, pretend u dont hear him/her and keep sharpining the pencil. 8. if the teacher asks a question, ask him/her,"wat is" then restate the question. be sure to emphasize the "is". Example: teacher,"wat is 2+2?" u,"wat IS 2+2?" 9. mock the teacher behind his/her back. if he/she catches u, say to him/her,"u made me do it!" 10. come in on a teacher work day and tell them," ive got nothin better to do." 11. if u didnt do a big a**ignment last year, on the first day of the new year, burst into the classroom shoutin,"IS IT TOO LATE TO TURN IN MY ASSIGNMENT!" repost this saying,"how to annoy a teacher" and u will have no homework tomarrow or the next day. P.S. im not responsible 4 anyone who gets in trouble 4 trying these out
07 Dec, 2009
The DYRLM? ( Do You Really Love Me Statement)
Guys shouldn't care the way girls look. Girls shouldn't care how boys look. People are human beings, the can't help the way God made them. Girls and boys should like who they are, not what other people think of them. If you have somebody that you really like, or have somebody that calls you ugly names, message me and i'll give you some advice. SPEAK UP!! message me your thoughts!!
06 Dec, 2009
LOVE
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
06 Dec, 2009
put ya hand up lol
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06 Dec, 2009
pick a nuber
1. I love... 2. Right now I want... 3. I feel like... 4. I hate it when... 5. I fear... 6. I'm lonely without... 7. I need... 8. Today I... 9. Tomorrow I'm... 10. I just... 11. I want to meet... . 12. I'm hungry for... 13. I love it when... 14. I'm afraid of... 15. I'm listening to... 16. I'm wearing... 17. I wish I was in... 18. I'm craving... 19. I want to get... 20. I can't... 21. I can... 22. I have... 23. I haven't... 24. I'm nervous to... 25. My Mom thinks I'm... 26. My Dad thinks I'm... 27. I think... 28. I'm happy when... 29. I'm sad when... 30. I like eating... 31. I hate eating... 32. I love watching... 33. I love listening to... 34. I like playing... 35. I hate waking up to... 36. I can see... 37. I'm glad that... 38. I'm disappointed that... 39. I look like... 40. I wish I looked like...
06 Dec, 2009
1 naughty ass poem
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour kissing is a habit ****ing is a game. Max me like math you subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply. Roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream s** is evil s** is a sin sins are forgiven so stick it in. Roses are nice violets are fine I'll be the 6 if you be the 9 eat me beat me bite me blow me **** me s*** me very slowly. If you like it don't be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty
05 Dec, 2009
COLOUR
Yellow- If you are taken (meaning as you have a love and they also love you and you go out). Red-If you love somebody, but they used to love you, but they sadly cheated on you. Green- If your love someone, and that someone likes somebody else. Pink- (Very sad for you boys out there with this colour lol) If you love somebody and that somebody loves you and someone likes your crush. Black- If you are hated but you secretly love someone. Purple- If you are in love with someone but you are shy and they think you are just friends. Orange- If life is hard because you give clues to your friends who you love because your a BIG SPILLER. Grey- If you are taken.
02 Dec, 2009
LOVE
Okay, because you opened this, this weekyou will have the BEST LUCK 1) your gonna get a girlfriend/ boyfriend 2) your gonna have the best 3 weeks starting tonight! 3) your gonna get 2 NEW FRIENDS 4) your gonna fall in love **If u dont repost this, you will have bad luck forever !BUT, you have to repost this bulletin with any of these names: 1) I GOT MY LIP PIERCED [[PICS]] 2) I LOVE HIM , SO WHAT ? 3) I LIKE SOMEONE<3 4) GOLD DIGGER 5) I NEED A TRUE BOYFRIEND 6) OMG WE KISSED ! Heres the pic 7) I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY 9) I NEED A BOYFRIEND 10) MY SUICIDE LETTER 11) I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE[[PICS]] 12) IM GOING BACK TO JAMAICA MONDAY 13) I DYED MY HAIR PINK AND PURPLE HERE ARE PICS 14) WE GOT CAUGHT 15) I DYED MY HAIR BROWN HERE ARE THE PICTURES
29 Nov, 2009
dont matter who u r
I WANT YOUR # I DNT CARE WHO U R! NAME: Cell #: TEXT MESSAGING(YES OR NO): PIX MESSAGING(YES OR NO). FREAKY{YES OR NO}: I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE DiS & SEE HOW MANY #'S U GET
25 Nov, 2009
friendz<33
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin;Dang...... that was fun! FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
22 Nov, 2009
LOL REALLY FUNNY!!!
LOL really funny!!! One day a person moved to america and didnt speak any english he went to a concert and learned to say "yeah, yeah, yeah" he went to a resturaunt and learned to say "fork and knives, fork and knives" he saw a commercial and learned to say "plug it in, plug it in" One day he stood by a ditch with a dead person in it when the cops showed up they asked him if he did it "yeah yeah yeah" he replied how did you do it the cops asked "forks and knives, forks and knives" and the cops sai alright we have to take you to the office and put you in the electric chair "plug it in, plug it in"
20 Nov, 2009
AWESOME
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17 Nov, 2009
weee
\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball... UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it! .U..U
17 Nov, 2009
MERRY CHRISTMAS in 40 days
. MERRY CHRISTMAS! . . . . . . . . _/*\_ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _/. . . . .\_ . . . . . . . . . . . . _/. . . . . . . . \_. . . . . . . . . . ./__________\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | |. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .IN 40 DAYS!. . . . . . . . .COPY & PASTE TO. . . . . WISH EVERYONE A. . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
16 Nov, 2009
teenagers
You say Soulja Boy-I say Led Zepplin You say Miley Cyrus-I say ac/dc You say T-Pain-I say g**s n roses You say Flowers-I say Van Halen You say Pink-I say korn You say Hip Hop-i say Rock You say Pop-I say Metal You say hanah montana-i say Metallica 92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!! copy & paste
16 Nov, 2009
WHO ONES TO DIE
h |..__________ __________, , ) / `---___________---- _____|] ????D /_==o;;;;;;;;__ _____.:/ ..), ---.(_(__) / ..// (..) ), ----" ..//___// put this on ur page if .//___// u onet me to KILL U .//___/
10 Nov, 2009
I WISH
When you break her heart- [the pain never really goes away] when she misses you- [she's hurting inside] when she says its over- [she STILL wants you to be hers] when she reposts this bulletin- [she wants you to read it] when she walks away from you mad- [follow her] when she stares at our mouth- [KISS HER!!] when she pushes or hits you- [grab her and dont let go] when she starts cursing at you- [kiss her and tell her you love her] when she ignores you- [give her your attention] when she pulls away- [pull her back] when you see her at her worste- [tell her shes beautiful] when she starts crying- [hold her hand and dont say a word] when you see her walking- [sneak up and hug her waist from behind] when shes scared- [PROTECT HER!!] when she lays her head on your shoulder- [tilt her head and kiss her] when she steals your favorite hoodie- [let her keep it and sleep with it for a night cuz SHE WILL!!] when she teases you- [tease her back and make her laugh] when she doesnt answer for a long time- [reassure her that everything is okay] when she looks at you wish doubt- [back yourself up with the TRUTH] when she tells you she likes you- [she really does more than you could understand] when she grabs your hand- [hold hers and play with her fingerz] when she bumps into you- [bump into her back and make her laugh] when she tells you a secret- [keep it safe and untold] when she looks at you in the eyes- [dont look away until she does] stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. DONT let her have the last word. DONT call her hot,, gorgeous or beautiful are so much better. say you love her more than she could ever love you. argue that she is the best girl ever. when shes mad hug her tight and dont let go. everynight before you go to sleep, call her and tell her you love her.
05 Nov, 2009
what do u wantttt
wat do you want from me-- 1 a baby 2. another chance 3.love 4. friendship 5.s** partner 6. lap dance. 7. marriage 8. kiss
23 Oct, 2009
hey girls
Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush....
20 Oct, 2009
I6 THINGS
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( : 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to 5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll a**ume he did something wrong and he'll obsess over it 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don'???t need to give advic?e 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM! 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he really likes you 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life -Everything said in this bulletin is true -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life POST AS : 16 things
18 Oct, 2009
A FLOWER
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11 Oct, 2009
awnser this plz...
What would you do if? 1. I was right next to you: 2. I kissed you: 3. I lived next door to you: 4. I started smoking: 5. I was hospitalized: 6. I was drunk: 7. I hugged u: 8. I asked you to leave: 9. I asked you out: What do you think about my? 10. Personality: 11. Eyes: 12. Hair: 13. Body: Would you? 14. Be my friend? 15. Keep a secret if i told you one? 16. Kiss me? 17. Go on a date with me? 18. Keep in touch? 19. Date me? 20. Have s** with me? Have you ever? 21. Lied to make me feel better? 22. Wanted to kiss me? 23. Wanted to bite me? 24. Kept something important from me? 25. Wanted to cuddle with me? More. 26. Who are you? 27. Are we friends? 28. When and how did we meet? 29. Describe me in one word: 30. What was your first impression? 31. What reminds you of me? 32. If you could give me anything what would it be? 33. How well do you know me? 34. When's the last time you saw me? 35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 36. Are you gonna post this so you can see what I say about you?
03 Oct, 2009
I LOVE YOU
A-[Hell ya] L-[more then cute.s**ie] E-[Hell ya] X-[i dont know] A- damn good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- You are cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- fxckin Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- damn s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard...
02 Oct, 2009
Awesome
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30 Sep, 2009
ROSE
.*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** . . *******. . . . . . . . .** . . .*******. . . . . . . . * . . . ******. . . . . . . . * * . . . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . . . *******. .*. .* . . . . .*******. . . *. . . . . .*****. . . . * . . . . .**. . . . . .* . . . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . . . *
28 Sep, 2009
WHATS THE GRADE
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND KISS ME AND DON'T STOP!!!!
13 Sep, 2009
MUSIC
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30 Nov, -0001
U THERE
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30 Nov, -0001
U
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