14 Oct, 2014

SO BORED

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13 Oct, 2014

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27 Aug, 2014

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05 Jul, 2014

yo kik me at

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21 Apr, 2014

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14 Apr, 2014

Yo

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07 Apr, 2014

Rate me

(1) Crazy (2) I'd marry you (3) I want to date you. (4) Sarcastic .(5) I miss you . (6) I'd kiss you (7) Beautiful. ( Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random (11) Smart . (12) Funny. (13) Amazing. (14) Tough. (15) Cute. (16) I'd hit you with a bus. (17) I love you (18Weirdo (19) Friends forever! (20) I want your NUMBER!!!

03 Apr, 2014

send this to all u know and see wat u get

- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

02 Apr, 2014

Hey

Hey guys wats up I might not be on this site no more can't stand this f***in life no more it f***ing sad that all that left in this f***ing world is a**holes,bullies,and dumbass w****s who don't know s*** about u then u know u live in hell

24 Mar, 2014

Yo

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18 Mar, 2014

I'm ready

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28 Jan, 2014

ya ig

everything solved out okay ig i'm just glade i'm able to have this lil happiness for now

21 Jan, 2014

hahaha still true

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21 Jan, 2014

hi

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13 Dec, 2013

My prayer

Now I pass out into sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep Grant no other stoner take My weed and bong before I wake Keep me safely in thy sight And grant no crack head's thrill tonight And in the morning let me awake Breathing scents of wake ’n bake God protect me in my dreams and make this better than it seems Grant the time may swiftly fly When myself shall be so high In a green grass weed bed Where I long to rest my head Far away from all these scenes And the smell of bammer smoked by beans Take me back into the land Where the cops never take you out Where the weed won’t burn my throat like sand; Where the scent of chronic blows Where the good Mary Jane grows; Take me back and I’ll promise then Never to leave BC again

11 Dec, 2013

emo pre with a nice smile

What color of shirt are you wearing? Red = silly Brown = cute Green = gorgeous Blue = s**y white = Muscular Aqua = freaky Yellow = innocent Purple = a little TOO happy Black or dont remeber = EMO Orange = funny Gray = dumb Pink = preppy light pink = sweaty Multicolored = tree hugging Other = hott none = s**y beast What kind of pants are you wearing?? short shorts =cheerleader Skirt or Skort = llama Corduroy = cagefighter skinny jeans = pothead Ripped Jeans = skater Camo = hillbilly jean short shorts = w**** jeans = prep Cargo = clown Sweats or basketball shorts = gangster soccer shorts = runner Shorts = bum Pajama Pants = s*** Nothing = mother banger What is your NATURAL hair color? dark brown =with a broken heart auburn = with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend red = with a hot b*** black = with a nice smile blonde = with a hot body brown = with beautiful eyes dirty blonde = that flirts tooo much strawberry blonde = that is to much to handle light brown = with amazing eye

08 Nov, 2013

yy

Ya its my birthday I'm 16

07 Nov, 2013

lol

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05 Nov, 2013

ya

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28 Oct, 2013

grade

F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE table AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!!

21 Oct, 2013

sex is like math

s** is like math. .u add the bed .subtract the clothes .divide the legs .leave your solution .and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it

14 Oct, 2013

so fuckng funny

Jack and Jill, went up the hill, to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked Jill do u wanna, Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but stupid Jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son

14 Oct, 2013

i do this for my girl

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl " Girls Post This As "Boys aren't j***s

14 Aug, 2013

lol

IF YOUR NOT SCARED ! PUT THIS ON YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!!! (1) Crazy (2) I'd marry you (3) I want to date you. (4) Sarcastic.(5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you (7) Beautiful.( Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random (11) Smart . (12) Funny. (13) Amazing. (14) Tough. (15) Cute. (16) I'd hit you with a bus. (17) I love you (1 Weirdo (19) Friends forever! (20) I want your NUMBER!!!

04 Aug, 2013

No cheating

NO CHEATING! Post this as your status and see what people INBOX you //-^ #1: second chance #2: you're cute #3:a kiss #4: better friendship #5: chill #6: cuddle #7: long-term relationship #8: an apology #9: a hug #10: I like you #11: I'm crushing on you #12: I dislike you #13: I love you #14: you're my babe #15: I have a lot of feelings for you #16: I want you to be mine #17: I'm in-love with you!

01 Jul, 2013

Go tobuscus you fucking awsome

Blood and Gore Intense Violence Nudity Maxual Content PS(R) Morning Spartans walk to work She wishes it was "take your kids to work day" Mom says "You know work's to far away And daddy's got a lot of guys to kill today." Got to pay mommy's ring off Child leash was next payday Hot moms can only run a couple feet March behind some wheat! Everyone's wearing a dress So she can stay Concealed and feel a shield But she just keeps on running To the pedicure feet. Stab wheat. Wait a beat. Then look up Daddy's standing on a wheat hill before everybody be killed Run up a steep hill slow mo look up You in trouble girl Why'd you come to daddy's work? Daddy can't stay mad at that sun kissed face. Baby, did your mom put sunblock on you? No. I'm not surprised. Did she water the plants? No. Did she armor all my helmet? No. Oh well at least you'll be close to me now. I fall as my skin turns to ash and then so does my fashion Everything but the ring As he clings to the thought of his daughter As her ash clings to him It's like an everlasting morbid necromancer hug. Squeeze her necklace Cling to the happy moment sad moment happy moment happy moment sad moment Angry moment sad moment sad moment sad moment Angry moment angry moment ANGRY MOMENT LIGHTNING! Oh good there're weapons on the ground Give me something to kill Enemies come from all around Gonna kill, gonna kill, gonna make them die. 'Cause I'm the God of War (Ascension)

01 Jul, 2013

YO fuck the bitch

when you have that special woman, who makes your heart skip a beat. and your so crazy in love your telling everybody. II. that she's your life, your heart, your soul, your babygirl but you just don't know what she's doing to you in this world. *CHORUS* so i'm saying, f*** the b****. i don't need this s***. i'm gonna live life to the fullest and i have no regrets. so f*** the b****. i don't need this s***. i'm gonna smoke weed feel high like it's ligit. so f*** the b****. i don't need this s***. i'm gonna live life to the fullest and i have no regrets. so f*** the b****. i don't need this s***. i'm gonna smoke weed feel high like it's ligit. III. and down the road of your relationship you realize. that everything she said to you was just her lies. IV. and now you live heart broken, and things seem so strange. cause you can't believe that the girl of your dreams just played that stupid game. (repeat chorus) oh yeah!

30 Jun, 2013

FUCKING SLUTS

KEEP GIR'S AT A DISTANCE THEY JUST FUCK U OVER IN LIFE

06 Jun, 2013

BEST FUCKING SONG BY MAC MIILER

This is gonna feel real good, alright? Most Dope Everybody please put a thumb in the air [Chorus: x2] 1, 2, 3, 4 some crazy-ass kids come and knock up on your door so Let em in, let em in, let em in (hey) [Verse 1:] I feel like a million bucks But my money don't really feel like I do And from the ground I built my own damn buzz People was amazed I was still in high school But now I'm out, and money what I'm 'bout Tryin to get so much that I can't keep count New kicks give me cushion like whoopie Keep a smile like an Eat'n Park cookie Everything good, I'm white boy awesome Up all night - Johnny Carson I ain't gotta Benz, no just a Honda But try to get my money like an Anaconda, Real, real long cross the country Smoke joints in the whip, no cop can bust me Drive into the stage, they applaud and scream All them pretty little girls come and flock to me, yeah I rock the beat [Chorus x2] [Verse 2:] And I like my rhymes witty All my dimes pretty If you got weed you can come fly with me I don't take pity on them silly little h**s Milly vanilly but this is really how it goes Mouth my words, don't say s*** Shhh... Shut up b**** and ride this d*** I'm just playin' let's have a ball All we need is some weed, h**s, and alcohol Hey, don't forget it when I'm wreckin' it Etiquette for the hell of it Smellin' it when the L is lit I'm Flyer than a pelican Young fresh but I'm so damn intelligent Girls givin' brains 'cause I'm actin' like a gentleman In deeper than the water Michael Phelps was in Finna have a party baby you can tell your friends We the type lookin' right still settin' trends Fuck a job I'm a get these dead presidents [Chorus: x2] [Bridge:] Not a day goes by when I ain't gettin' high They wonder why don't I go get myself a job So I can make them bucks but I don't give a f*** No, I feel great Bitch I feel great [Chorus x2]

06 Jun, 2013

in color

I said Grandpa what's this picture here It's all black and white, and it ain't real clear Is that you there, he said yeah, I was eleven And times were tough, back in thirty-five That's me and Uncle Joe just tryin' to survive A cotton farm, in the Great Depression And if it looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in color This one here was taken overseas In the middle of hell, in nineteen forty-three In the winter time, you can almost see my breath That was my tail g**ner ole' Johnny McGee He was a high school teacher from New Orleans And he had my back, right through the day we left If it looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in color A picture's worth a thousand words But you can't see what those shades of gray keep covered You should've seen it in color And this one is my favorite one This is me and grandma in the, summer sun All dressed up, the day we said our vows You can't tell it here but it was hot that June And that rose was red and her eyes were blue And just look at that smile, I was so proud That's the story of my life Right there in black and white And if it looks like we were scared to death Like a couple of kids just trying to save each other You should've seen it in color Yeah a picture's worth a thousand words But you can't see what those shades of gray keep covered You should've seen it in color (Should've seen it in color)

06 Jun, 2013

dont you worry child

There was a time I used to look into my father's eyes. In a happy home I was a king, I had a golden throne. Those days are gone, Now the memory's on the wall. I hear the songs From the places where I was born. Upon a hill across a blue lake, That's where I had my first heartbreak. I still remember how it all changed. My father said, "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. See heaven's got a plan for you. Don't you worry, don't you worry now." Yeah! "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. See heaven's got a plan for you. Don't you worry, don't you worry now." Yeah! There was a time I met a girl of a different kind. We ruled the world, I thought I'd never lose her out of sight. We were so young, I think of her now and then. I still hear the songs reminding me of a friend. Upon a hill across a blue lake, That's where I had my first heartbreak. I still remember how it all changed. My father said, "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. See heaven's got a plan for you. Don't you worry, don't you worry now." Yeah! Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh! See heaven's got a plan for you [Live version repetitions:] See heaven's got a plan for you See heaven's got a plan for you "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. See heaven's got a plan for you. Don't you worry, don't you worry now." Yeah! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! [3x] Yeah!