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im a big fan of everyone i love mi girls yep uhhh an i will tell u anythinhg if ask an do anthing uh..... yea im goth IM JIMMYMy singer.Aug 25 2008 5:35PM
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icarly go to login an type username (kingnerf) password(nerferdude) , an i will tell u anything if ask or message mi an im sin like hollywood undead bullet for my valentine three days grace hoobastank drowning pool this music is me and hgle

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Jan 13 2009 9:23PM
LOL
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Jan 13 2009 8:44PM
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
....i'm nice unless you get on my bad side..if you get on my bad side it's duck and cover cause i'll be a b****
Jan 10 2009 8:50PM
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HEY GUYS! I AM TRYING TO GET TO 1000 VEIWS SO TELL UR PEEPS ABOUT ME AND VISIT MY SITE A LOT! PLZ!! THANKS! LOVE YA
Jan 10 2009 8:33PM
tyree
town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. nstantly a comforting feeling of quietness and ecurity wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past him and arrived home salfley he following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could of been her she beengan to weep
Jan 10 2009 8:31PM
ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Aug 25 2008 5:35PM
so bored

school is so boring and tiring

Jun 29 2008 3:21PM
click

click on this u idiot

Jun 4 2008 4:22PM
sing

i can sing somewat like miley cyrus maybe better lol

May 31 2008 9:58PM
UGH..........

* sigh*well in my last one of these i said that me and my friend valerie slaped the back of this one kids giant head he annoys us and his head is like a big peanut and we called our math teacher a b**** because he almost made me fail and baraley understand cause he has an acent and if u know him he's a b**** and u cant learn in that class

May 30 2008 2:02PM
FRIDAY

TODAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL AND IT WAS A HALFDAY me and my friend valerie slaped the back of this one kid's giant head it was so funny i slapped it so hard it made my hand red and then we took off runnning then at the end of the day we called our math teacher a b**** and he was chasing us then we saw him running after us so then we started running into our bus and we almost got tickets(ha i wish no jokin) for being tardy to class.

May 29 2008 11:51AM
1 more day

there is one more day until me and my friend elysa(who says hi) get out of school
Jan 10 2009 12:36AM
im horny
IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will:
* have sex
* have someone fall in love with you
* find money you've been missing
* your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money,
BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:


"I'm a lesbian"
"I'M HORNY"

"I GOT ARRESTED"
"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"
"I'm getting married!"
"My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!"
"Guess ... who i kissed last night!"
"I guess it was never meant to be"
"I'm gonna be a daddy!"
"I'm moving back!!!!!"
"im gonna be a mommy"
"I'm moving!!!
"I miss her"
"i miss him"
"he love's me again"
"she love's me again"
"I want SEX"
"I got married last night!!!"

BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD
LUCK FOR 2 years

Jan 6 2009 7:16PM
wat would you do

Post this and just see how many massages saying they want to have sex with you, 1=NO 2=MAYBE 3=HELL YEAH! 4=GET THE CONDOMS 5=WHEN, WHERE, WHAT POSITIONS 6=MY PANTS ARE ALREADY OFF 7=IM IN BED WAITING *WINK WINK* 8=**** CONDOMS, COME HERE AND DO IT!...Trust me, the answers amaze you. It's good to know!! Reply to this

Jan 5 2009 8:17PM
if u were wonderin

my pic is an emo bunny cuttin its wrists. jus 2 let u know

Jan 5 2009 7:18PM
comments

ppl i need comments plz!!! buh bye now

Jan 4 2009 7:44PM
IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this titled "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost

Jan 4 2009 3:55AM
what would you do?

tell me wat positions ud do wit me and then repost and c wat positions ppl want 2 do wit u ..........
#1.me on bottom you on top #2.me on top #3. against the wall #4.in da shower #5.mi legs s
Jan 8 2009 7:44PM
JIMMY
IM JIMMY

 

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Jan 8 2009 7:42PM

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