27 Jul, 2009

questions

answer this put yes or no beside it Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: Give me a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:

06 Jul, 2009

tweet whore (just a song i found on utube) (not a real song)

Chorus (x2) Tweet like a w**** like me Tweet like Tila/Miley Tweet till your hands are numb Tweet till your sounding dumb Verse 1 Cuz I'm tweeting all day And I seem to tweet more words than I really do say Cuz I'm always tweeting all the important things, you see Like when I fart, cry, laugh, burp and when I have to pee I'm going to the airport cuz I have to catch a plane Did you really need to know that? Of course! That's insane! I think I'll take a picture, twitpic for you to see I'll write that I am ugly, so that you can disagree Chorus (x2) Tweet like a w**** like me Tweet like Tila/Miley Tweet till your hands are numb Tweet till your sounding dumb Verse 2 When you're under 10, over 60 aged When you constantly refresh your homepage When you have over 100 updates When you stay up tweeting till its super late When you're computer gets a virus When you tweet more than Miley Cyrus When you tweet about what you're eating When you sing a song just about Tweeting Chorus 2 Tweet like a w**** like me Tweet like Tila/Miley Tweet till your hands are numb Tweet till your sounding dumb Tweet about the things you see Tweet about everything Tweet, one thing, for me please Tweet about this vid for me!

25 Jun, 2009

RIP

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS DIED FROM CRAIDO ARREST SO STOP DISSING HIM

29 May, 2009

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS

IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS? Honestly... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and can't get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then re-post this t**led "?IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. And whoever u r missing,will surprise you... repost

16 May, 2009

but who lol

????????*no heart beat* ? ? ?---^v^------ ?~repost this~ ? ?~if you would give~ ????????~your life for the love of your life~ ? ?

14 May, 2009

Do you love someone enough to do this?

Do you love someone enough to do this? I bet you don't... Don't turn your back,you just opened it,keep reading...if you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,best friends,or just a person you love, repost this. Tonight, your soul mate will call, kiss, or ask you out... if you break this chain, you will be PUNISHED. Repost with t**le: Do you love someone enough to do this?

10 May, 2009

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

TO KETHA CUTLEY THE BEST MOM IN THE UNIVERSE AND MY GOD MOM DAISY {[AND GRANDMA FREDDIE JEAN CARTER]} JUST SHOWIN SOME LOVE

06 May, 2009

Mature Eyes Only

Why? Why do we sleep during church, but when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about bad things? Why are we so boredwhen we read a Christian magazine, but f ind it easy to look at a magazine o f people? Why is it so easy to ignore a godly message, yet we forward the useless ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to for ward this? Or are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. forward this as 'mature eyes only'. 80% of you won't forward this. .So go ahead and forward this now and sign your name below Lauren,dontray, Lily Dale,Lauren, Tony,Keith

02 May, 2009

answer the questions

1. Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 plz answer honestly

02 May, 2009

i'm horney lol

hahahahahaha IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS.... because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "**** Him, I Did" "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "**** you b****! and i hope your ugly a** reads this!" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm going to be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "I'm moving back 2 Mexico!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!" "I love and miss this guy" BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS U WILLL HAVE BAD LUCK

02 May, 2009

it's a lie but

a guys definition of love is L.egs O.pen V.ery E.asy Guys post this within one hour so your true love will suprise you somehow Girls post this so guys will never say they love you just to get in your pants

02 May, 2009

WAT WOULD U

IF WE'RE LOCKED UP IN MY ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR EVEN DISGUSTED

18 Apr, 2009

don't let happen

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "dont let this happen...

13 Apr, 2009

LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!! ???? ???? ?(o) [Ipod ? ????

13 Apr, 2009

miley

DIE AND BURN IN HELL ^.^ ♥ 95% of people would cry to see miley cyrus have a g** to her head about to shoot herself and 5% of people would yell pull the trigger!!!repost this if your one of those one of those 5%!!!!!

13 Apr, 2009

me

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ♥? i know im hot and ur not