24 Nov, 2009

C0nfu$3d

C0NFU$3D

15 Aug, 2009

Sick =[

ugh i been sick every since thursday

11 Aug, 2009

Stole It =]

How long do you spend in the shower? 10-20 mins. Whats your favorite dinosaur? Don't have 1 Best moment in life? Hmm Ever been called gay? Nope How many days till your birthday?154 days =] Are you wearing any diamonds? Nope What is your current mood? Happy What magazines do you subscribe to? None What do you think about dolphins? Um Look up. What do you see? The ceiling fan;. Is your room clean? Somewhat Current hate: ... Favorite Website: youtube What color are your pillows? white Have you ever rode the Subway? nope Favorite day of the week? saturday Do you have a job?yep Name 2 television show's you like? family guy, boondocks What do you think of Panda Bears? um How many kids do you want to have? idk Are you still in school? yep What do you eat the most? um cheese Have you ever done Mugs? nope Whats in your wallet right now? .. Where do you shop most?.. How many numbers are in your cell phone? idk alot Who is your last text message from? nazzy =] Does your best friend have a myspace?nope Who is your favorite person to be with? my family What are your favorite bands?... How much money do you have right now? a dollar lol How many states have you been to? um 3 What do you have on your bed room walls? posters & pics Do you wear any jewelry every day? yep Do you/did you like school?depends Did you own a lava lamp? nope What is your favorite kind of clothing? jeans What is your favorite sport? basketball What do you think about bubble baths? nice Do you like swimming?omg yes What about sledding? ...

11 Aug, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009 11:09 PM

so there's this boy and i like him but i don't think he like's me like that anymore =[

11 Aug, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009 11:07 PM

im soo bored & hot rite now juss thought yall should no =]

06 Aug, 2009

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fine i guess i wont leave since some people actually care

06 Aug, 2009

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i remember y i stopped comin on here now...i think imma stop comin on here again so bye people

17 Jul, 2009

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16 Jul, 2009

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ONLY MARK THE THINGS YOU HAVE NEVER DONE!!! ( ) I've Never Been Drunk ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Max (x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Max (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car (x) I've Never Gone Past "Second Base" at a movie theater (x) I've Never Been In A Taxi ( ) I've Never Been In Love ( ) I've never dumped someone ( ) I've Never Been Dumped ( ) I've Never Shoplifted (x) I've Never Been Fired ( ) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House (x) I've Never Been Tied Up (x) I've Never Regretted Having Max With Someone ( ) I've Never Been Arrested (x) I've Never had a one night stand (x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square (x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date ( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend ( ) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher (x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans (x) I've Never Been To Europe ( ) I've Never Skipped School (X) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker (x) I've Never Been Married (x) I've Never Been Divorced (x) I've Never Posed Nude (x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar (x) I've Never Eaten Sushi (x) I've Never Been Snowboarding

15 Jul, 2009

16 ThInGz 2 Do At WaL-MaRt! =]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling g**s in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, a**ume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!

15 Jul, 2009

AwWw SoO sAd =[

My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

13 Jul, 2009

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?????? Put this on your page ??????? If you like to laugh alot! ???????

11 Jul, 2009

Bob =]

?/ /?This? Is BOB Copy And Paste Him So He / \ Can Take Over MostFunGames

30 Dec, 2007

fuck poem

Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give him an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Max is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And he'll fill you with cream Max is good Max is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid roses are nice violets are fine. he'll be the six if you'll be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed

30 Nov, -0001

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