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im fun and easy to get along with i also love sports im mexican and i love shopping.(:
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Jul 4 2010 3:59PM
wat to do in Walmart lolz!!!!!!
17 things u can do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and make out with it.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the waffles are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "micheal jackson moves"using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, igglybuff, go

17. Ash some on out side of walmart and ask where is walmart??
Jul 4 2010 3:58PM
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copy and paste homer so he can take over MFG
Feb 14 2010 2:50AM
boys arent jerks
girl: slow down
boy: no this is fun
girllow down pllz
boyk but you have to tel me you love me
girlk i love u
boy:and give me a hug
girlk (hugs)boy: can u take my helmet its bothring me
girlk

the next morning in the news paper ther was a motorcycle accdent after a mile the boy relied his brakes dint work he died but his gf live

if u r a boy say this i would do this for my girl
if u r a girl say boys arent jerks
Feb 11 2010 4:46PM
lol thats wat i wud say
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."
Dec 23 2009 11:38PM
y in the hell would ppl do this
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG
MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY
MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD
MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH
MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL!
MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!!:-(
Jun 29 2009 10:44PM
i slapped a gangsta because a bum stole my taco
1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb- I Robbed
3 (Mar) - I Smoked
4 (April)- I shot
5 (May) - I kissed
6 (June) -I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I hugged
8 (Aug) - I jumped with
9 (Sept)- i slapped
10 (Oct)- I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 -
02 - a tooth brush
03 - a mexican
04 - a homeless guy

05 - Barney The Dinosaur
06 - a teletubby
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - my boyfriend
12 - a hottie
13 -cocaine addict
14 - condom
15 - my "boo"
16 - a ninja
17 - my crush
18 - a sexy B0Y
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - cookie monster
23 - A Hot Girl
24 - yo momma
25 - Paris Hilton
26 - a pimp
27 - a mop
28 - the Trojan man
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex-boyfriend
31 - a bag of weed


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that
yellow/black - because i love weed
Pink - because i love to party
Turquoise - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Graphic - because I'm gay
Grey - because I have amazing boobs.
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because i like shoelaces
Orange - because i am a Mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because that bum stole my taco
Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver
Purple - because the gummy bears raped me
Striped - Because I am an Italian
none- because im a sexy beast
Jun 23 2009 2:48PM
stupid facts
1. Your reading my facts.
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my facts.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

 

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Apr 10 2010 10:10PM

was sup, was sup, was SUUUUUUUP!
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Jan 23 2010 10:39PM

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Jan 21 2010 3:36PM

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Aug 25 2009 5:04PM

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