14 Aug, 2010

"? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?"

Honestly ... If u really like someone right now, and miss them at this moment, and cant get them out of ur head, and you think about them ALL the time, then repost this t**led "? IF U LIKE SOMEONE READ THIS?" within one minute. They will surprise u

02 Apr, 2010

girlz 1st time!

girlz 1st time! ^-^ I kno wat ur g**na think ........i wsnt bor yesterday....or wz i xD It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME"

17 Jan, 2010

she was pushed

About seven years ago Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school durning a fire drill.When she didn't submerge the police were called.They went down and brought up the seven-teen year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them FACT: Two month after six-teen year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it.When he went the take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, he said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, five hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise,David was gone,that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face peeled off If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "They pushed her down the sewer" Then carmen will get you,either from the sewer,the toilet,the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer,in the dark,then Carmen will kill you.

09 Jan, 2010

"Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant"

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les: "I'm a lesbian" "I'M HORNY" "I GOT ARRESTED" "Just to settle all the rumors...yes I am pregnant" "I'm getting married!" "My dad got the job!.. I'm moving to Japan!" "Guess ... who i kissed last night!" "I guess it was never meant to be" "I'm gonna be a daddy!" "I'm moving back!!!!!" "im gonna be a mommy" "I'm moving!!! "I miss her" "i miss him" "he love's me again" "she love's me again" "I want SEX" "I got married last night!!!"

01 Jan, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

08 Nov, 2009

I'm tired

Good night YALL!!!!!!!!!!!

20 Aug, 2009

Life's not fair

My sisters went to six flags Darien lake with there freinds and left me home to babysit my little bros and sisters's Please talk to me people I'm board as f***!!!

29 Jul, 2009

Child Abuse Poem PASS IT ON!!!!!!!!

A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

26 Jul, 2009

Dumb Blond

There were 3 girls stranded on an island 20 miles away from New York City. The red headed girl thought that she would make it if she tried to swim to shore so she did. She swam 5miles and got tired- 10miles fell asleep and drownded. The brunett thought that maybe the red head made it and she might be able to make it to. She swam 10miles and got tired- 15miles fell asleep and drowned. The blond thought that they both made it so she tried it to. She swam 19miles to where she could see land got tired and swam back. There was a blonde girl who walked into a barber shop and said " I want my hair cut- but whatever you do, DONT TAKE OFF MY HEADPHONES." So the barber proceeded cutting her hair but he needed to get underneith the headset so he carefully removed them, cut her hair and then gently placed the headphones back where they were. When he was all done he said "excuse me ma'am you can leave now."............ "ma'am?"...Then he picked up the headphones and listens to what was playing. The only thing he heard was a computerized voice saying,"breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out." (the computerized voice was telling the blonde to remember to breathe but becuase the barber removed the headset she stopped breathing and died.)

26 Jul, 2009

911

Nine-one-one,what is you emergency? My freind fell out off a tree and I think he's dead. Well, first we need to make sure that he is dead. Oh okay,(g** shot) boom boom. Now what?

19 Dec, 2008

awwwwwww

Whats micky without minnie whats tiger without pooh whats pillow without blankie whats me without you

19 Dec, 2008

awwwwwww

did u know? Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person thinking of u.They want to kiss u, They want to be with u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night. in a month they will ask u out or? grab u and kiss u.Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best day of your life THIS SATURDAY.You're number one love Will either kiss you,ask you out,or call you,or text you,or better

19 Dec, 2008

10 signs

10 sings 10 signs u love someone TEN:You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You feel very jealous when he/she is laughing n talking 2 some1 else of the opposite s** . EIGHT:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.SIX: They're all you think about most of the time.FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice that number seven was missing..ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself

19 Dec, 2008

me and you

me and you >>>When i dont call you >>>[ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] >>>When i walk away from you mad >>>[ Follow me ] >>>When i stare at your mouth >>>[ Kiss me ] >>>When i push you or hit you >>>[ Grab me and dont let go ] >>>When i start screaming at you >>>[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] >>>When im quiet >>>[ Ask me whats wrong ] >>>When i ignore you >>>[ Give me your attention ] >>>When i pull away >>>[ Pull me back ] >>>When you see me at my worst >>>[ Tell me im beautiful ] >>>When you see me start crying >>>[Just hold me and dont say a word ] >>>When you see me walking >>>[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] >>>When im scared >>>[ Protect me ] >>>When i lay my head on your shoulder >>>[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] >>>When i steal your favorite hat >>>[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] >>>When i tease you >>>[ Tease me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i dont answer for a long time >>>[ reassure me that everything is okay ] >>>When i look at you with doubt >>>[ Back yourself up ] >>>When i say that i like you >>>[ I really do more than you could understand ] >>>When i grab at your hands >>>[ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] >>>When i bump into you >>>[ bump into me back and make me laugh ] >>>When i tell you a secret >>>[ keep it safe and untold ] >>>When i look at you in your eyes >>>[ dont look away until i do ] >>>When i miss you >>>[ im hurting inside ] >>>When you break my heart >>>[ the pain never really goes away ] >>>When i say its over >>>[ i still want you to be mine .]

19 Dec, 2008

(Story of A Girl) Nine Days =)

This is the story of a girl Who cried a river and drowned the whole world And while she looked so sad in photographs I absolutely love her When she smiles Now how many days in a year She woke up with hope But she only found tears And I can be so insincere Making her promises never for real As long as she stands there waiting Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes Now how many days disappear When you look in the mirror So how do you choose Your clothes never wear as well the next day And your hair never falls in quite the same way You never seem to run out of things to say Now how many lovers would stay Just to put up with this **** day after day Now how did we wind up this way Watching our mouths for the words that we say As long as we stand here waiting Wearing the clothes or the soles that we choose Now how do we get there today When we're walking too far for the price of our shoes Your clothes never wear as well the next day And your hair never falls in quite the same way You never seem to run out of things to say Well your clothes never wear as well the next day And your hair never falls in quite the same way You never seem to run out of things to say This is the story of a girl Who's pretty face she hid from the world and while she looks so sad in photographs I absolutely love her This is the story of a - girl Who cried a river and drowned the whole world And while she looked so sad in photographs I absolutely love her When she smiles When she smiles!

19 Dec, 2008

friends

AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRIENDS,BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRIENDS BECOME STRANGERS...I NEVER WANT 2 LOSE U AS A FRIEND....SEND THIS 2 ALL UR FRiENDS...INCLUDING ME (IF U DON'T WANT 2 LOSE ME!) ???? I MET U AS A FRIEND I TOOK U AS FRIEND I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS

19 Dec, 2008

answer honestly

Whats your Name? 2. Are we close? 3. What do you think of me? 4. Do you hav a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. would u go with me? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same bout me? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gonna put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19.are all thes q anoying you? 20.Rate me 1-10 What,s your name mean?? K- You like to try new things. A- You always want some action T- You have an attitude, a big one. A- You always want some action L- You are always smiling and making others smile. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed A- You always want some action A- You always want some action B- You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C- You definitely have a partier side in you. D- You're Super cool. E- You are popular with all types of people. F- Fantasic chracteristics you brighten the room of everywhere you go. G- You always want some action H- You have very good personality and looks. I- Love is something you deeply believe in. J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things. L- You are always smiling and making others smile. M- Success comes easily to you. N- You can be very "fun"...in bed O- You love foreplay. P- You are very friendly and understanding. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- You are social. S- People think you are so s**y, especially your bf/gf T- You have an attitude, a big one. U- You usely r hella tight. V- You are not judgemental. W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let people tell you what to do. Y- You always make every e

22 Oct, 2008

female comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together if you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. DAMES REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen..."

22 Oct, 2008

Racism

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

11 Oct, 2008

Love

GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS HER IN THE RAIN. CALL HER EVERY NIGHT. AND WHEN Y0U FALL IN L0VE WITH HER, TELL HER. AND WHEN Y0U D0 TELL HER. L0VE HER LIKE Y0U NEVER L0VED BEF0RE. GUYS REP0ST: I'M NOT A ***** GIRLS REP0ST: GUY'S ARE TOO ***** TO BE LIKE THIS IF Y0U D0N'T REP0ST THIS IN 4 MINUTES Y0U WiLL L0SE "THE 0NE YOU LOVE...