19 Apr, 2010
sex joke
ok a man and a woman were in their room having s** and the son walked in and the mother jumped of and put her clothes on and said to the boy "son you know how big daddys stomach is i was just helping him flatten it"the boy rubbed his eye and said "your just wasting your time every morning the mail lady comes in and gets on her knees and blows back up again" paste this in the next hour or you will be cheated on or someone will walk in on you having s**.......
31 Mar, 2010
Rate meeez
F = damn youre ugly D = your parents must be heated C- = You're just someone I don't want to talk to, okay? C = You're okay looking, but u need work... C+ = You're just average B- = Your kinda cute and ur cool i guess B = You're cute. And you're a pretty interesting person. B+ = Pretty damn attractive. I'd hit that. A- = You're extremely attractive, and you're awesome. A = DAMN YOUR SEXXXAY!! A+ = Gorgeous... will u go out with me A++=SO HOTT will you marry me A+++=TAKE ME NOW ON THE TABLE AND #@*& ME AND DON'T STOP YOU ARE afraid of what people think of YOU if you don't post this!!!!
31 Mar, 2010
Jbeiber
who the f*** is this justin beiber dude that sick little f*** hes nuthin special anyone can sing in a vest with skinny jeans on and a pear of air jordans all i have to do is buy all that stuff and dye my hair blonde and boom there justin beiber is right in front of you all so f*** him and goodnite
07 Feb, 2010
dammit i didnt mean to read it
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....
07 Feb, 2010
Wuld you
Wuld You Fuck me Bite me Kiss me Lick me Touch me Kill me Slap me Choke me Hurt me Break my balls Suck my Dick Lick my d*** Give me a 69 msg meh and tell what youll do to meh
07 Feb, 2010
Dork
b4 u call ur self or sumone around u a dork keep in mind that a dork is a whale d***
