18 Aug, 2010

what if......

it was the end of the world what would you do?

18 Aug, 2010

OMG!!!!!

Death_Giver is CHEATING on checkmystatus4 tell her plz !!!!!!

18 Aug, 2010

im sick-minded

Kiss me: Hug me: Date me: Get tipsy with me: Kill me: Love me: Hate me: Hold me: Lie to me: Hurt me: Sing with me: Dance with me: Grind with me: Touch me: Stare at me: Cuddle with me: Let me make a move on you: Have s** with me: Make a move on me: Play with me: Watch a movie with me: Get me a B-day gift: Let me borrow your car: Let me see you naked: Be there for me: Buy me a drink: Take a shower with me: Bring me around your friends: Give me a massage: Take me to the club: Ask me out: like me: Drink kool-aid with me: Look if i was naked: Take advantage of me: Let me take advantage of you: Hangout with me: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good: Hold hands with me: Do something incredibly sweet for me: let Give me give you a lap dance: Tell me you love me: What would you do if you woke up next to me: Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:

16 Aug, 2010

shut up,trouble,manners

There was 3 little boys..... Shut up, Trouble and Manners they was playing hide and seek. Trouble was it. Manners hid behind a tree and Shut up hid behind a mailbox. The mailman como along. He says... "Hi What is your name" Shut up says "shut Up!" the mailman looked at the boy and said, "Where are your manners?" shut up says "Manners is behind the tree." The mailman looks at the tree. Looks at shut up and says "are you looking for trouble?" Shut up says "NO! Trouble looking for me!" This made me laugh hope it make u laugh too!

16 Aug, 2010

this is funny!

1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5 [2] The answer is LOOK AT 11 [3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15 4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13 [5] First LOOK AT 2 [6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12 [7] I just wanna say hi [8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 [9] Be patient LOOK AT 4 [10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7 [11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6 [12] Sorry LOOK AT 8 [13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10 [14] I dont know how to say this. LOOK AT 3 [15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

16 Aug, 2010

A GURLZ 1ST TIME

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . What were you THINKING?! NAUGHTY!! . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . .. ... .. . U BIG FREAKKK!!!!! I know what you were thinking! ! YOU MUST REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE "A GURLZ 1ST TIME" AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE, BUT... IF YOU DONT----------- YOU WILL LOSE SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEEPLY

16 Aug, 2010

read me

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling;; Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies;; Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you. tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other;; Guys: When she tells you she loves you look deep into her eyes. give her a peck on the lips and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars;; Girls: When you're both laying under the stars put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat. Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush.... -Now copy and repost this; if By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you. If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life

16 Aug, 2010

ONLY 38 PPL CAN READ THIS... CAN YOU?

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUEBR AT TOP TGOHUH, ? "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we cna get.

16 Aug, 2010

i hate racism!

white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

16 Aug, 2010

wadda u want?

No cheating, you have to post this on ur blogs and see what people want from you!!! 1=A baby? 2=Another chance? 3=Love? 4=A Kiss? 5=Friendship? 6=Max partner? 7=Lap dance? 8=To chill? 9=To cuddle? 10=Marriage?

16 Aug, 2010

answer this

{ } Push me into a wall and kiss me? { } Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? { } Slap Me? { } Slap me if i asked you to? { } Kiss Me? { } Let Me Kiss You? { } Watch A Movie With Me? { } Take Me Out To Dinner? { } Take A Shower With Me? { } Take Me Home For The Night? { } Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? { } Take Me Anywhere With You? { } Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? { } Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? { } Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? { } Let Me Make You Breakfast? { } Make me breakfast? { } Tickle Me? { } Let Me Tickle You? { } Stick Up For Me If I Was Being Put Down? { } Instant Message Me? { } Greet Me In Public? { } Hang Out With Me? { } Hold my waist from behind while we are out? { } Bring Me Around Your Friends? { } Fall in love with me { } Like me { } Love me { } **** me { } would you date me ? { } anything to say before you go? ( this isnt a yes or no

15 Aug, 2010

LET ME KNOW

F I LET U GRAB ONLY 1 PART OF MY BODY WAT WOULD U GRAB AND Y??? REPOST DIS 2 SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT TO GRAB U IF U DONT IN NEXT 30 SECONDS SUMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN 2 U

23 Jul, 2010

check

Girl: Did I ever cross in your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her, then he says... The reason you never cross in my mind is because you're always on my mind.. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.. and The reason I choose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE...

23 Jul, 2010

This is cute

READ THIS! you'll be glad you did! >>> this is like the cutest thing ever!! >>> Girl: What's wrong >>> >>> Boy: I like her so much... >>> >>> Girl: Talk to her! >>> >>> Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me. >>> >>> Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing. >>> >>& gt; Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.. >>> >>> Girl: Then tell her. >>> >>> Boy: She won't like >>> ... >>> >>> Girl: How do you know that? >>> >>> Boy: I can just tell. >>> >>> Girl: Well just tell her. >>> >>> Boy: What should I say? >>> >>> Girl: Tell her how much you like her! >>> >>> Boy: I tell her that daily. >>> >>> Girl: What do you mean? >>> >>> Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.. >>> >>> Girl: I know how you feel...... I have the same problem. >>> But he'll never like me.... >>> >>> Boy: Wait. Who do you like? >>> >>> Girl: Oh some boy. >>> >>& g t; Boy: Oh.... she won't like me either.. >>> >>> Girl: She does. >>> >>> Boy: How do you know...? >>> >>> Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you? >>> >>> Boy: You. >>> >>> Girl: You're wrong, I love you. >>> >>> Boy: I love you too. &g t;>> >>> Girl: So are you going to talk to her? >>> >>> Boy: I just did. >>> >>> **** AWWW **** >>> Because you opened this, you will get kissed on 0D >>> Friday >>> by >>> the love >>> >>> of your life..... DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!! Your crush >>> >>> will >>> ask you out. Tomorrow will be the best day of your >>> life. >>> However, if >>> you >>> >>> don't send this to at least 10 people by at least >>> 12:00 >>> tonight, >>> >>> you will have bad luck in your love life for the >>> rest >>> of >>> your >>> life. Just repost, please copy and paste!! with the &g t;> ;> name 'Cute' >>> or 'Awwh

23 Jul, 2010

dont read me

at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having s** Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....

23 Jul, 2010

paste ur name

A- dang good kisser B- You fall in love quickly C- You're wild and crazy D- You have one of the best personalities ever E- You have a nice a**. F- People totally adore you G- You have a very good personality and looks. H- You never let people tell you what to do. I- Love is something you deeply believe in J- Everyone loves you. K- You like to try new things L- Your cute M- Success comes easily to you. N- So Hott O- You are one of the best in bed. P- You are popular with all types of people. Q- You are a hypocrite. R- f'in Maxy S- You're loyal to those you love. T- dang s**y U- You are really chill. V- You are not judgemental W- You are very broad minded. X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for Z- You like it in the b*** very very hard NOW MY NAME J-everyone loves you A-a dang good kisser Y-one of the best bf/gfs anyone could ask for D-you have one of the best personalities ever A-a dang good kisser N- so hott

23 Jul, 2010

read me

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe (in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

23 Jul, 2010

remember this

When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you away [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's shouting at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up always tell the truth no matter what] When she say's that she like's you [ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tell's you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ] When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ] When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ] When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ] When she repost this bulletin [ she wants you to read it ] -When You Say The Same Thing At The Same Time, Then They Say "I Love You " ♥ - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday

23 Jul, 2010

I guess it was never meant to be

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED THIS because in the next seven days you will: * have s** * have someone fall in love with you * find money you've been missing * your luck will change for the better in all areas... love, happiness, job, money, BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these t**les:

23 Jul, 2010

For me, this is true

Ill stop loving you♥ When diamonds never sparkle♥ &flowers cease to grow♥ When thunder never echoes♥ &rivers never flow♥ When hearts no longer wonder♥ &hands never held♥ When smiles are only memories♥ &hope is never felt♥ When tree's never blossom ♥ &stars refuse to shine ♥ And when god commands me to stop loving you♥

23 Jul, 2010

3 QUESTIONS

3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch.

23 Jul, 2010

OWN ME 2 PPL MAX TELL MESSAGE ME THEN ILL RITE IT DOWN

Head - Nose - Lips - Hair - Eyes - b**bs- Heart - Smile - Legs - Tummy - Whole Body-

23 Jul, 2010

WITHOUT YOUR LOVE..........

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between the that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you.

23 Jul, 2010

MARRY ME

MARRY ME 4 A WEEK WHO EVER sends a message back saying "i do" is ur husband/wife its just 4 FUN! so dont trip! lets c how many ppl will marry me 4 fun!!! repost and see how many ppl want to marry you

22 Jul, 2010

repost and respond!

How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Hugme Or [ ] Date me Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Maxy [ ] Cute Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Kiss Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [] no

21 Jul, 2010

respond to me plz

IF YOU WERE LOCKED IN MY ROOM 4 24 HOURS AND WE COULD DO WATEVER YOU WANTED, WAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME?... TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET TELL ME PLZ!

18 Jul, 2010

Jakejakezombie

My bff is jakejakezombie! We da best!