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Jul 17 2011 11:41PM
look at me!
IM BACK BITXHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 11 2010 4:01AM
pt 2
e phone? She was quick to wanna warn Rick the **** but couldn't, 'cause her throat got slit!

Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all the other patients said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Returning from the store, Rebecca's lover is pulling up in the driveway. Our hero is inside fixing himself a ham and bologna sandwich over her dead body. Dodging the headlights, he moves quickly.

Oh ****! Ricks back with a pack of rubbers! I'm in the kitchen all in the cupboards. I low crawl quickly on my hands and knees, I locked the dead bolt, but he had keys. I took a deep breath behind the door, coulda killed him again but I spared him once more. He was scratchin' a lotto ticket, the whole time my blade was out, ready to stick it. I was out the front before he found her dead; I ran my ass off and stole the moped. All the way back to the overpass, in through the river, across the grass. I cleared the yard but this time it was hard, that ****in' barb wire almost left me scarred. In through the window, back in bed, in time for breakfast and morning meds.

Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all my locked up homies said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Jul 11 2010 3:58AM
:D haha, if u cheat on me, I LOVE YOU!!! sincerely, mr.happy
s Doctor Griffin informed you earlier, television won't be aloud until 8 PM tonight. Dinner will be served in forty-five minutes, tonight is goulash, corn, cookies and Kool-Aid."
"Ooh, Kool-Aid cookies! "
We begin our story inside the state mental institution, where our hero was admitted. He's only got four months of treatment left. We join him now while he franticly tries to reach his girlfriend Rebecca.

I been callin', she ain't pickin' up the phone. It's been two weeks now she ain't been home. I hang on the end and just let it ring. It suddenly picked up and I heard some things. Sound like ****in', everything shook. They somehow ****ed the phone off the hook. I can hear my b****, "Push it in my ass! Oh Rick! Take it out fast! " I'll be out in four months, free to go. But that's too long to let this grow. I'm out the window, I scaled the roof. Dodgin' search lights and Doctors suits. Through the yard quick over the fence. ****in' razor wire ripped my pants. Into the river, up the overpass. Rebecca, I'm a kill yo ass!

Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! And all the other patients said,
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go, Clown! Go, Clown!
Go Shaggz! Go Shaggy clown! Go! Go! Go! Go!

We join our hero, still in his patient pajamas, hiding outside of Rebecca's house in the bushes. He plans to kill her, but he hasn't had any sex himself in over three years.

I looked through the window, there's Rebecca. Standin' there talkin' to that ****in' pecka. He's about to leave, he slaps her ass, out the front door, he walks right past me. I coulda killed him, but then I couldn't. He was just gettin' some neden, who wouldn't? She's the b**** slut who sold me dry; I walked right in, arms open wide. "Rebecca? I'm out four months early! What up with some of that beer and squirmy? " We ****ed on the couch, she said "Ouch! " I dug my nuts in her neden pouch. She smiled, and said she's glad I'm home, and could I excuse her to use th
Jul 11 2010 3:51AM
message to my family
{gun shots, footsteps) death can occur at any time at any givin moment on any
other day, and wen it does you personally will meet the wraith,face to
face.join us for the wraiths exibit of shangri-la(car skid).november 5th, its
the arival of the mighty 6th jokers card.is it the end of the world?yes it is
the end of the and its also the begining the begining of a brand new,juggalo
world for us all to enjoy
Jul 11 2010 3:45AM
lmao mr.happy-icp
Verse 1
I'm kinda fat and I sweat alot
but that's the only bad quirky dinks I got
That and maybe the whole murdering aspect
but we ain't even really got to that yet
I love people (yes) I love everything about them
and that's why I gotta live life without them
Huh? I know this don't make any sense to you but **** you
this songs about me exclusively
Murder, Murderous, Murderation
The murdering mentality without an explanation
I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike (Ching)
I aint gotta seat I just sit on the pipe thing
I whistle, I sing I'll pet your poodle (C'mon)
I'll twist and squeeze your neck like a wet noodle
Cuz I'm so happy I'll stab your ass
and lay down next to you dead in the grass and sing
Oh, it feels so good everytime I murder I get happy

Happy, happy, happy
Its found happy, happy, happy
Its found happy, happy, happiest
I'm happy, happy, happiest
(When I) Murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder you

Verse 2
I love you so hand me your neck (c'mon)
let me teach you about love and respect
Respect the fact that I love to kill
wait a minute yall I gotta take my pill
(Zanoffs, it works, I'm down to only 3 people a day (gulp))
My victims, I give em love and care
I don't wanna get blood everywhere
I don't use a chainsaw or a butcher knife
that's so 90's, get it right
I never mutilate or chop my loves (uh-uh)
all I really need is a pair of gloves
Or maybe a car I'll run em down with it
I know that can be messy but the birds will get it (yea)
Don't you see that I love you... ass-fat idiots
I'm Mr. Happy and I'm all about fun
Now get in the pit and try to kill someone
Oh it feels so good everytime I murder I get happy

Happy, happy, happy
I'm happy, happy, happiest
It's found happy, happy, happiest
I'm happy, happy, happiest
(When I) Murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder you
I murder, murder, murder y
Jul 11 2010 3:42AM
listen to it (miracles-icp)
If magic is all we've ever know
Then it's easy to miss what really goes on
But I've seen miracles in every way
And I see miracles everyday
Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please
Hot lava, snow, rain and fog
Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs
And I've seen eighty-five thousand people
All in one room, together as equals
Pure magic is the birth of my kids
I've seen **** that'll shock your eyelids
The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ****ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
****ing rainbows after it rains
there's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is all magic
(Are you a believer in miracles)
You can't even hold it
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
it's just there in the air
(Are you a believer in miracles)
Pure mother****ing magic Right?
This ****'ll blow your ****ing mind
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/RFGe ]
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed
Solar eclipse, and vicious weather
Fifteen thousand Juggalos together
And I love my mom for giving me this
Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted
I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
Miracles ain't nothing to lie
Shaggy's li
Jul 11 2010 3:24AM
holy **** i did it in 5 secs
at 6:24pm on May 30th, 2008 11 yr old died having sex Body: On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morn.ing, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt repost a chain leter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the bulletin he read: My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight. ff copy and paste this to 10 profiles or your mom will die within the next 4 hours..... (I really hate these but i actidently read it)....
Jul 5 2010 11:19AM
Miracles
fire, water, air, and dirt. fu.cking magnets, how do they work? and i don't wanna talk to a scientist, ya'll motha fu.ckias lien, and gettin me pi.ssed. solar eclips, and vicious weather. 15,000 juggalos together. And I'd like to thank my mom, fr givin me this time, on this planet. tak non of it for granted
Jul 5 2010 11:15AM
hmm
eminem and ICP are not good... lol... i think eminem needs to calm his ****ing trailer down.... if anything they should be cool with eachother... they all white rappers, the all from detroit, i mean god damn... is it that hard?
Jul 3 2010 1:46AM
heres a real juggalo
The lette- "Hey, homie. I'm a lette. I need some help."
The lo- "Sure girl, what's up?"
The lette- "My parents are hurting me again."
The lo- With no questions asked, he either take her home with him or beats the **** outta the parents.

 

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Jul 22 2010 5:44PM

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Jul 1 2010 10:49PM

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