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| Username : | JonnyRulez |
| First Name : | Jonny |
| Gender: | M |
| Country: | AW |
| Member Since : | 20 May, 2011 |
16 Mar, 2015
Hope
The only reason I come on here now is because I hope to see at least one of you online even tho its been years. I at least want a way to get in touch with you 3 special people, because I love and care for you all. Hope is the only reason im on here, hoping to somehow get in touch with you 3. Even if it's for one last time we get to talk, I just need to let you all know, Meagan, Emily, and Destiny, that I love each and every one of you, and that i'll never forget the fun we had, and that i'll always care about you 3, and I will always cherish the memories with all of you. Obviously I got a lot more friends I care for about, but those 3 were the people who meant the most to me. I love you guys, and I always will.
15 Mar, 2015
Memories
i'm sitting here thinking and remembering about the fun i had on this site, i met a lot of people i cared about on this site, and i'm not even sure where they all are now and how their lives are. this site is dead now, it used to be awesome and something to look forward too, but now its nothing, just a random thought, a memory. i miss the people i met on here who i cared about, and i love you all
24 Jun, 2013
HEAT
holy crap the Spurs failed :D they were choking up and they lost their chance of winning when they blew it on game 6
29 Jan, 2013
hilarious shit
so we see this girl who likes josh and they apparantly know each other (long, confusing, and annoying story) and she lookin at da D :P so i go yo josh she want da D and he goes heh she want da D 2 everyone then he goes YOU CANT HANDLE DA D
29 Jan, 2013
Dear Board of Education,
So Are We
15 Jan, 2013
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im back.....kinda just gonna log on and off from time 2 time
12 Oct, 2012
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clearly ive missed out on ALOT
09 Jun, 2012
WOOT b)
WOOT MIAMI HEAT WON!!! THEY GON KILL CELTICS!!! 101-88 ultimate game :D
08 Jun, 2012
3-3
miami's gon win 2morrow they gonna kill celtics!!!! okc is gonna beat spurrs and in the finals miami is gonna kill okc lets go heat!!!
07 May, 2012
Woot b)
Im 19 awww yeah :D man awesome 2day had the time of our lives ight pce b)
05 May, 2012
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b-day in 2 days :D
03 May, 2012
That Awkward Moment...
That Awkward Moment When The Ticket Taker Says Enjoy Your Movie And You Say, "You Too!"
30 Apr, 2012
Well At Least He Listens
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral.
30 Apr, 2012
BUSTED!!!
In a courtroom, a pursesnatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, "Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!"
30 Apr, 2012
This Is Totally True
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year
30 Apr, 2012
WTF?!?!?!
Three men were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a ring tone and the first man pressed his wrist and put it up to his ear, speaking into it. The others looked bemused until he explained that it was the latest cell phone that was so tiny it could be implanted under the skin. Time passed and the second man suddenly pressed his ear lobe and listened intently. He looked around and explained that he was checking his voicemail. The third man was a little put out that he had no gadgets himself so he thought for a moment, then went out of the room. He returned moments later with a piece of toilet paper hanging out of his bottom. He looked around and "Oh look, I've got a fax coming through"!
30 Apr, 2012
Dont Think Wrong!!!
A man walks into a doctors office one day, completely naked, and covered in saran wrap. He goes to the doctor, and the doctor does some tests, and hours later, he tells the man, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
30 Apr, 2012
Awesome Excuse :P
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
29 Apr, 2012
That Awkward Moment...
That Awkward Moment When Your Boss Sends You A Friend Request On FB...
28 Apr, 2012
How To Annoy your Waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?" 8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!" 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage". 6. Every few seconds, yell, "More waffles, Cuomo!" 5. Insist that before ordering, you be allowed to touch the London broil. 4. Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?" 3. Every time you eat or drink, cough really hard. 2. As he walks by to the kitchen, scream, "He's gonna spit in the chowder!" 1. Three words: eat the check.
28 Apr, 2012
The Silent Treatment....
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
28 Apr, 2012
right now i feel so sorry for this dog:
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
28 Apr, 2012
lmao
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great s**, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
28 Apr, 2012
lool
*Teacher points ruler at me* teacher: at the end of the ruler we have an idiot me: which end were u tlkin about? *gets detention*
28 Apr, 2012
That Awkward Moment...
That Awkward Moment When Your Friend Texts You "Brb" And Is Gone For 5 Hours...
28 Apr, 2012
Its True
S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life C.L.A.S.S = Come Late And Start Sleeping M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans
28 Apr, 2012
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who saw the 3 stooges lol the funniest movie of all time the 3 stooges
28 Apr, 2012
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i find arab shows hilarious like fouseytube and arabfunnys arab driving school part 1-2-3 i got an arab friend he translates the arab parts 2 me and its f***in funny
28 Apr, 2012
That Awkward Moment...
That Awkward Moment When You Dont Have Friends And Your Teacher Says Pick A Partner!
28 Apr, 2012
lol
mom: ur so handsom ur gonna get girls chasin u today *at school* someone: someone poke it with a stick...see if it bites... XD
28 Apr, 2012
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i go so hard i go so mean im so new orleans told a judge i couldnt budge it was him or me take the bulls*** and remember me
28 Apr, 2012
sick
faded off the cush im gone only 2 years old when daddy used 2 bring em hookers home lookin like my grandma my niggas got the ammo we jack son then light up the L samuel
28 Apr, 2012
annoying dude
i think hes asian idk but whtever (not racist this is just a joke we do) so this guys starts fouling ppl in basketball and soccer 4 the ball. hes gone crazy and he reminded me of none other then jackie chan. since ye was asian i started goin all like jackoe chan! make pass! maka pass jackie chan! he misses the goal. me: u crazy chinese!!!! lol we all laughin like hell. i go up 2 him yo jackie chan i need an autograph bro :P
28 Apr, 2012
lol
i let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back next time he saw me.......... Wait.... ( ._.)
28 Apr, 2012
actually
ive been thinkin alot and im gonna delay me leavin ill leave startin next year or somethin like tht cuz 2morrow is finals then the college year is all done in college ur summer is may 1st-september1st so im thinkin of stayin until 2013
28 Apr, 2012
man
imma miss this place when i leave :/ by this place i mean all the great memories and all the ppl i love i'll return like 3 times after but then thats it. maybe once a year 4 myb-day. tlk 2 me now b4 i log off and dont return till my leavin day
04 Apr, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3QPidjZxM
sickest song ever
20 Mar, 2012
its official
leavin this sight on my birthday and if not then the week of it May 7-may 11 i will leave LIKE I SAID MAKE A TWITTER IF U WANNA KIT!!!!!! @JonnyRulez my pic: Loved By A Few Hated By Many Respected By All
12 Mar, 2012
XD best rap ever
im gonna slah you dash you cut another hole in yo a** i spilled blood on the walls i played tennis with yo balls when the phone rings dont answer that call gonna slit yo throat f*** ya like a goat peel yo fore skin off and make another coat PEACE!
12 Mar, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KOhxBGm5qA&feature=related
STONER SCARY MOVIE WATCH IT
12 Mar, 2012
u know wht would be awesome?
if u checked the link on my page ;) :P
12 Mar, 2012
lol
i love when ur talkin 2 ppl and after u dont reply 4 a while and then u do they go like uhh wht were we tlkin about and id be like idk thats why i said damn
12 Mar, 2012
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im SO bored
05 Mar, 2012
DAAAMN
its spring woot
29 Feb, 2012
lol
kid: whats ur name uncle: Buck kid: wht u work as uncle: i have multiple jobs kid: u have an office uncle: no kid: why uncle: dont need 1 kid: u married uncle: no kid: why uncle: long story kid: u have any kids uncle: no kid: why uncle: longer story kid: u have more hair in ur nose then my dad uncle: thats nice of u 2 notice kid: im a kid thats my job
29 Feb, 2012
lol
"if we was in the hood id be kickin ur a** right now" some dude talkin 2 a cop XD the cop chased him with those sticks XD we were just laughing
29 Feb, 2012
motherfucking rasist assholes
jeez i HATE racism and i HATE how i always get made fun of from my white skin. so what if im white no difference!! damn my friends hangin ppl come and start s*** with us and makin racist jokes and s*** i got news 4 u niggas (not the racist term) u m***********ers dont know what u sayin cuz all u talk is a** talk and s*** comes out yo mouth so all u p****s go f***ing kill urselves cuz racism will get u killed by me
29 Feb, 2012
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WAAAAZZZZAAAAP
29 Feb, 2012
2 bad things about leap year
my birthday (may 7) is now gonna take an extra day 2 get there and also an extra day of school!!! (college in my case)
29 Feb, 2012
lol
leo: good morning satan satan: morning leo! leo: i miss mom and dad i wish they were still alove *at the graveyard* *mom and dad in a grave*: AHHHHHH LET US OUT!!!!!
29 Feb, 2012
know what i hate
when ur on ipod/iphone/ipad on here and its all like m.mostfungames m. is all mobile s*** i hate that then everytying is all mobile crap
29 Feb, 2012
lmfao
b4 u call me weird or insult me or make fun of me just watch this ok? XD the funniest thing i ever sae go on youtube and put in dora who smoked all my weed its the funniest thing
27 Feb, 2012
A Fact Of Life
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F
27 Feb, 2012
u know what i hate?
how they call us emos "Monsters"
20 Feb, 2012
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Done!
20 Feb, 2012
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And
20 Feb, 2012
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Done
20 Feb, 2012
After all the stuff ive done
i still havent jailbroken my ipod or ipad... im on it now :P
20 Feb, 2012
*Imitation of Grandma Trying Pop Rocks For The First Time*
Back In My Day We Didnt Have Any Pop Rocks We Had Real Rocks And They Hurt Like Shit!
13 Feb, 2012
Hmmm
tomorrow is valentines day.................. ;) i'll be knockin on 1 of ur doors tomorrow girls ;) :P
13 Feb, 2012
WHAT
lil wayne didnt win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf thats just s***!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adele wins most trophies u kiddin me!??!?!?!?!
12 Feb, 2012
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is it just me or did i see em carryin away nicki minaj?
12 Feb, 2012
ew
taylor swift was playing :S
12 Feb, 2012
yo
whos watchin the grammys right now we want lil wayne to win :P
06 Feb, 2012
eminem and lil wayne rule
It hurts but I never show, this pain you'll never know If only you could see just how lonely and how cold And frostbit I've become, my back's against the wall When push comes to shove I just stand up and scream 'Fuck 'em all! ' Man it feels like these walls are closin' in This roof is cavin' in, but it's time to raise it then Your days are numbered like pages And my book of rhymes got them crookin' boy This crooked mind of mine got them all shook And scared to look in my eyes I stole that f***in' clock, I took the time And I came up from behind and pretty much snuck up And b*** f***ed this game up Better be careful when you bring my name up Fuck this fame, that ain't what I came to claim But the game ain't gonna be the same on the day that I leave it But I swear one way or another I'm a make these f***in' haters believe it I swear to God, won't spare the rod I'm a man of my word, so your f***in' heads better nod Or I'm a f*** around in this b**** and roast everybody Sleep on me that pillow is where your head'll lie Permanently b****, it's beddy bye This world is my Easter egg, yeah prepare to die My head is swole, my confidence is up This stage is my pedestal, I'm unstoppable Incredible hulk you're trapped in my medicine bowl I could run circles around you so fast your f***in head'll spin, dawg I split your cabbage and your lettuce and olives I'll f***in' (lil wayne) pick thr world up and imma drop it on your f***in head
06 Feb, 2012
..yes ik it says lord of the rings but dont be a hater its kinda cool..
when i die i want the coffin the kings son had when he died in the 2nd one. epic casket and the way he was buried rocked
06 Feb, 2012
so every1 wants 2 know wht happend. fine ill tell ya. fuck u if u dknt understand
we was driving (friends duh) and we got into an accident. it waz a hit and run. glass broke scratched my f***ing eye. my aunt and uncle died.. it was odd the guy wasaughing when he hit us. idk i felt like nothing else mattered but me killing the guy. i had complete rage in me. the glass penetrated me in the head. it was f***in hard 2 see and my head was destroying me. i crashed a mirror into josh by accident. idk i was going full rage vux of somethin else tht i dont want anyone to know about. i crashed it on him. he aint doin well. f*** u if u think im a d*** cuz ur a b**** and i have a heart unlike all u heartless h**s
06 Feb, 2012
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i never thought i would get over the "thing" im gettin kinda bak 2 normal
06 Feb, 2012
this is sad...
Hello Operator, does Heaven have a phone number? Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today, My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away, Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book. Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look. I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry. I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why. Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me. Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea? She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now! I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how. Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"? I can't read these big big words, I am only seven. I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry, Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye? If I call my church maybe they will know Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go. I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall. Thank you operator, I'll give them a call
06 Feb, 2012
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woot giants won this rocks
01 Feb, 2012
idgaf
go cry a river go f*** yourself go f*** a pig go s*** a d*** go eat some s*** go drink some p*** go leave me if u wanna know wtf is wrong go die of ur a hater go eat a d*** go die in s*** go tackle a b**** go s*** a weiner go lol somewhere but not infront of me and most importantly if you dont know me or hate me or wanna ask questions like whats wrong GO FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE DIPSHITS!!!!
01 Feb, 2012
UGH
fucking noobs dont f***ing understand that im not the f***ing same any f***ing more so live with ot b****es this is the real and new me. dont f***ing care if u like it or not. cuz haters do is a** talk. so go f*** around a horse if u dont like it b****.
01 Feb, 2012
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listen everyone keeps saying whts wrong i dont wanna f***ing talk about it!!!!!! next timei post a blog about this topic it wont be pretty
31 Jan, 2012
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i will never smile again
31 Jan, 2012
holy shit
i f***ing wanna leave so this is it make a twitter account ok add me: @JonnyRulez if u dont well 2 bad 4 u im staying until may 7 (my b-day) but if im still on after may 7 then i changed my mind 2 stay. 3 months of me. enjoy Jonny
31 Jan, 2012
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ppl these days.........
28 Jan, 2012
oh yeah
i used 2 be nice, and forgive. thats gone to
28 Jan, 2012
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by change i mean my behavior, attitude, self control, my life, etc. so dont go messing with me now i f***ing mean it
28 Jan, 2012
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ive totally changed....
27 Jan, 2012
1500th Blog
i got so many messages saying dont leave and then i had no idea what to do. then i thought and i thought and i thought and BAM it hit me. i remembered every single fun time ive had on MFG with my closest friends. i remembered how much i LOVED them. i wont leave MFG im staying :)
25 Jan, 2012
Listen Up
i havent been on here in such a long time so i think i should just leave the site. honestly im bored on here and i rarely come on so whats left of the site? nothing's left. so i'll have an answer by Friday. if i wanna leave by friday ill post a blog and say my goodbyes. if i wont leave ill post a blog and wont say my goodbyes. that blog will be the 1500 blog. so the t**le is 1500th Blog. lol obvious eh? so thats whats happening. 2 days left. i'll cya on friday. Jonny
25 Jan, 2012
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not staying on long
12 Jan, 2012
best parts in got money
i need a winn-dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the vip section (woosh. woosh. woosh) you got young mula in the house tonight baby Yeah! Yeah! Young! Yeah (Woosh!) Yeah (Woosh!) Young (Woosh!) Yeah (woosh!) young mula baby Got money (yeah) and you know it take it out your pocked and show and throw it (yeah!) (flyyyy) this a way! (ahhhh) that a way! (ahhhh) this a way! (ahhhh) that a way! (ahhhh) gettin mug from everybody who see then hang over the wall of the cip (yeah) (flyyy) this a way! (ahhhh) that a way! (ahhhh) this a way! (ahhhh) that a way! (ahhhh)
12 Jan, 2012
best parts in drop the world
i got ice in my veins blood in my eyes hate in my heart love in my mind ive seen nights full of pain days are the same you keep the sunshine save me the rain i search but never find hurt but never cry i work forever i try but im cursed so never mind but its worse but better times seem further and beyond the top gets higher the more that i climb the spot gets smaller and i get bigger try'na get into where i left no room for nigga but soon for nigga it be on m***********er cuz all the bulls*** that make me strong mothefucker so i pick the world up and imma drop it on your f***ing head b**** imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your f***ing head i can die now and rebirth m***********er hop up in my spaceship and leave earth m***********er im gone.....m***********er im gone....
12 Jan, 2012
still awesome
You niggas are geletin oeanuts to an elephant i got through that sentence like a subject and a predecit
10 Jan, 2012
ive gone crazy....
im in the bathroom (dont jump 2 conclusions and dont say TMI) and this door is locked and im the only 1 inside the bathroom. no shoes or anything so i turn around and wash i turn back and see the door wide open i was the only 1 in the bathroom....
10 Jan, 2012
weird
i feel soo weird -_-
09 Jan, 2012
Bitch deal with it
hi this is jonnys girlfriend sarah aka Sarah<3scence<3 hacking his account!!:p im such a stalker!!! omgee words can not explain how awesome jonny is and how important he is to me!! alalala!!!!!!!:P hehe!!! love ya jonny!
09 Jan, 2012
♥Sarah♥
Love u Sarah ur awesome and i will always love u no matter what happens I will love u until the end of time I love u Sarah♥ ♥Jonny
09 Jan, 2012
lol this is funny
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have 5 Fingers The 3rd One Is For you b)
09 Jan, 2012
back 4 pain
in college ---____---
08 Jan, 2012
landing love u all
love u all guys im landing pce
08 Jan, 2012
if u have twitter
follow me b****es lol @JonnyRulez
08 Jan, 2012
QWOP
omg go on google and type in qwop then play it its so freakin hard!!!!!!!!!!
08 Jan, 2012
emily
hell to the f***ing no i love u mmmuch more
08 Jan, 2012
emily
i love u much more
08 Jan, 2012
emily
i got more characteristics XD so im still winning
08 Jan, 2012
emily/destiny/sarah/me
we alll own the recent blogs :D
08 Jan, 2012
emily
but im ur awesome,cool,funny,fun,lovable,emo brother!
08 Jan, 2012
Emily
wht u meen nothing is just talking lol
08 Jan, 2012
Destiny
ikr
08 Jan, 2012
♥emily
but i still love u more im even fun XD and funny double XD so i love u more lol
08 Jan, 2012
Destiny
yeah even i have 2 admit skylar is ALOT worse
08 Jan, 2012
Ashley
fuck u ashley ur just a s***ty b**** and a jelous 1 too dont bother any of us ur dead 2 me idk whos worse u or skylar
08 Jan, 2012
♥Sarah♥
But i loves u more for sure sarah XD we r both lovable but i loves u more :D ♥Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
♥Sarah♥
i believe u meant fun XD cuz im awesome like that and ur 2 cool awesome and lovable so ur my twin sis and thats y i love u ♥jonny♥
08 Jan, 2012
Sarah♥
Yes i spelt mine MYNE on purpose and thats for the fun reason cuz im fun and awesome XD thats one of my characteristics XD ♥ Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
Emily
hell no i love u more emily cuz im jonny and jonny loves emily more :D love ya jonny
08 Jan, 2012
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Sarah♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ikr destiny is awesome isnt she? but imma iwn this cuz im jonny and ur my twin sis and uhh idk why XD but i love u lots sarah and im soooo gonna win this ♥Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
Emily♥
i loves u muuuch more emily and uhh ik i said u win by messaging but i take it back XD i love u soo much and when we see each other it will be the f***ing best ever!!!
08 Jan, 2012
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Sarah♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ u like crazy sarah and if u hurt or insult or even do the smalled thing 2 her u will die from me the awesome one jonny. she is awesome and i am awesome. we both r awesome and this is soooooooooooooooo on ♥Sarah♥ ♥Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
♥♥♥♥♥Sarah♥♥♥♥♥
Dont f♥cking mess with her shes 2 cool 4 u shes my awesome twin sister ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so if u hate her u must die!!!!! i ♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥Jonny♥♥♥♥
08 Jan, 2012
Sarah
♥able sweet like a lollipop :P cool awesome rox the house and is MY twin sistr ♥ u Sarah ♥ Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
Sarah
Awesome, Funny, Cool, Awesome, She Rocks, Awesome,Lovable, Awesome, and did i mention awesome? XD ♥ Jonny
08 Jan, 2012
Sarah
Woot jonny's got a twin sister :D and if anyone hurts her u will die by me Jonny Love ya love Sarah P.S i think i overused the word loveXD
08 Jan, 2012
Sweet :P
New twin sis :D Her name is Sarah :) Shes awesome befriend her now!!
08 Jan, 2012
lolz
so 3 days ago in vegas these ppl i recognized were depressed last time we were in vegas we had some trouble with em asked whats wrong they said we got dumped im like all of u? they said yeah. im like wow.... so then im like im not very good at comforting people they looked happy cuz they thought i was gonna try comforting them then i turned away and they started crying lol
07 Jan, 2012
93 friends...
I need more ppl lol im fun so HMU
07 Jan, 2012
Take my word for it
Always watch horror movies at midnight till 6am b) its totally awesome :D the movie u should watch? Halloween 1 Halloween 2 Halloween 4 Halloween 5 Halloween 6 Halloween H20 Halloween Ressurection Halloween 3 is terrible noo michael myers so its terrible!!
07 Jan, 2012
add me on it :D @JonnyRulez
04 Jan, 2012
a few days ago.....
visited my parents and uncle cuz he is sick. so anyways my sister broke my ipod. now im f***ing p***ed/ heres how it went down: me: UGHH WTH!!!!!! mom: listen jonny u have to control ur asttitude shes only 4 yars old. me: Mom shes an a**assin! she broke my phone and now my ipod!!!!!!!
01 Jan, 2012
i told the world :D
told the world that the world wouldnt end in 2012 ohh yeah XD
31 Dec, 2011
b)
Happy New Year MFG :)
31 Dec, 2011
b)
new years eve :) not gonna be on 2nite but im just gonna say this in my next blog....
26 Dec, 2011
so many ppl tell me stories of hollywood undead if deuce got kicked out or if he ditched
heres the real story deuce was so full of himself. he thought he was the whole enitre show and he didnt care about the other guys so they decided 2 kick him out. they put in danny instead of deuce. i want deuce back but more then that we ALL want shady jeff!
26 Dec, 2011
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what ever happened 2 meebo chat?
26 Dec, 2011
holy shit!
fucking carolers f***ing p*** me off! ppl knocked on my door singing christmas carols 4 times! 5th time i slammed the door in their faces!!!!!! jeez they p***ed me off this year
25 Dec, 2011
Merry Christmas MFG b)
Hope you all have a happy christmas :) especially emily, meagan, sydney, destiny, lindsey, ashley, sierra, amy, chris, jassy, shelbi, connor, jason, hannah, jessica, jessica, etc. :)
24 Dec, 2011
Christmas Eve b)
aww yeah b)
22 Dec, 2011
Bestie
got a new bestie :)
22 Dec, 2011
FUCK YEAH!
finally the christmas break!!!!!!! going 2 vegas 2morrow awww yeah
20 Dec, 2011
how star wars should ahve ended XD The empire strikes back
emporor: vader we have a new enemy vader: i have felt it in the force my master emporor: he is anakin skywalkers son vader: WHAT? i have a son! emporor: no anakin does vader: later i have a son! *goes to the ship* hey everyone, have u heard the news? im a father! woo hoo! i have a son storm troopers! i have a son asteroids! hey bounty hunters guess what, i have a son did u know that? hey droid that runs around the ship i have a son! hey light speed i have a son!!! *goes to cloud city* vader: this is so exciting me and my son will rule the world! *later in a battle* luke: noooo!!!!!!!! vader: ik how u feel but im so happy to meet u! luke: U CUT OFF MY HAND!! vader: dont be a wimp i had my arms and legs cut off now join me and together we can defeat the emporor luke: that sounds good but do we have to do it from the dark side? vader: yeah thats how it goes luke: NO TOO BAD! *falls off* vader: *catches him with the force* whoops caught ya luke: aww come on! lemme go! vader: i am ur father and i say we are going home luke: ur the worst dad ever!
20 Dec, 2011
How pirates of the caribbean dead mans chest should have ended XD
*skipping parts cuz its long* jack: i actually was in this plan after all will: i knew it! elizabeth: this is ridiculous! i only wanted to stab jack in the back when i discovered he had selfish reasons to helping me find you! *craken rises up* jack: it was also to save ur own skin correct? elizabeth: precissely! will: that does it! from this point on, im out! we are so broken up, all of us! *craken growls and eats them up and the ship* **** *escaped crew leaving them* everyone: *whistling* random pirate: this is nothing like the ride at disney world!
20 Dec, 2011
How saw should have ended XD
Adam: whoa whoa what r u doing? Dr. Gordon: im sorry i have to shoot you to save my family! adam: no u dont! maybe something's changed! maybe ur wife broke free and is trying to call you now!!! gordon: broke free? phone? adam: yes remember the phone?!?!?! the phone u made very little effort to reach b4 cutting ur own foot off! gordon: oh thats right....where is the phone? adam: its not even there anymore!! it just disappeared! it makes no sense at all! gordon: what happened to the phone! *shoots* *bullet starts bouncing off the walls* adam: how is this happening!!! gordon: i have no idea! the entire senario is completly implausible! adam: i know! i was asleep under water earlier! gordon: *lifts up his chopped off foot* how have i not passed out of shock? adam: who is responsible for all of this!!!! *bullet hits the man pretending to die on the floor* John: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adam and gordon: AH!!!!!! Adam: hes not dead! hes not dead!! john: arrrrghhhh uhhh game over *falls and dies* gordon: hey he's my cancer patient! lol
20 Dec, 2011
lol how scream should have ended
Randy: which brings me to the final rule, 911 and *69 Mysterious person: i have a question randy: yeah u in the hat mysterious person: what do you do if the killer tries killing you in ur dreams Randy: well thats entirely different what you do is- Oh no Freddy kruegar: Oh yeah! *everyone running* randy: EVERYONE RUN FORGET THE RULES!!!!! *Freddy Krugar kills everbody*
20 Dec, 2011
HISHE
Is awesome HISHE stands for: How It Should Have Ended
19 Dec, 2011
ok
ik im not good in spanish but im positive azul means blue mark just called me pasta azul (blue pasta!) oh hes gonna get some blue pasta for sure >: )
19 Dec, 2011
lol best smosh vids
food battle 2006-2011 if movies were real if movies were real 2 if scary movies were real if the internet was real if kid shows were real how to dump ur gf 5 ways in getting a gf voodoo dolls!! motion gaming s***s! first person shooters s***! ians first gf how to hide a boner in public (THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS) my bathroom secret The future s***s! etc.
19 Dec, 2011
so in class 2day
teacher: josh 50 extra pushups on ur knuckles josh: ur a girl not my coach me: u just got b****ed by the b**** lol good times
19 Dec, 2011
lol
so tyese ducks r swimming in this river and a tide comes up behind em and its like ooo look at me im surfing!! they all drown except for 1 going like mom dad isnt this awesome! mom? dad? i can talk?!?!
19 Dec, 2011
This is random:
i need 2 put some food into my mouth going down my asophagus and into my stomach 2 end starvation or as u yanks call this: Hungry
19 Dec, 2011
lol colors
wicked white burnt black yucky yellow r****ed red greasy green bummy blue poopy peach moolestered majenta NEW COLORS COMING OUT SOON!!
19 Dec, 2011
yo
if u dont watch smosh then ur a noob
19 Dec, 2011
weird
every sunday i always feel like im being watched feelings gone now cuz its 12:30am and its monday weird though...
18 Dec, 2011
Meagan
yoo i never said that and i very much hate being pelted by cherios XD
18 Dec, 2011
Look at my song XD
I believe i can fly i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a chiken wing but i got shot in the dingaling so i went 2 the hospital and they fixed my dingaling and then i got my chiken wing
17 Dec, 2011
Destiny
i aint jelly!! im pizza!!! and jealous tht ur tlkin with emily and immnot XD
17 Dec, 2011
8 Days 'Till Christmas :)
…………(¯`O´¯) …………*./ | \ .* …………..*?*. ………, • '*♥' • , ……. '*• ???•*' ...….. ' *, • '? ' • ,* ' ….' * • ?*♥l?• * ' … * , • Merry' • , * ' …* ' •??*♥l?? • ' * ' ' ' • Christmas . • ' ' ' ' ' • ???*♥???• * ' ' …………..x♥x …………….♥ Put this on your page if you love christmas
17 Dec, 2011
This'll work
it has 2 work if it dont work i just wasted my time but ik it'll work this is the challenge the ultimate challenge this WILL work
17 Dec, 2011
Tori
John sent u the email and i sent u the email open john's email and listen to what it says! u might be confused at first but if u listen 2 what it says, u wont be we can make this all work out just open and listen 2 the email!
17 Dec, 2011
♥ SyDnEy♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AWESOME FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 Dec, 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGpLHj-MVtk
yeah instead of f*** u firetruck check the link :D i like f*** better lol
10 Dec, 2011
speaking of jig saw
i watching saw now :D
10 Dec, 2011
so like earlier 2day some guy named Jig Saw messages me
he says im ungrateful 2 live and s*** wtf
10 Dec, 2011
10 min break
AND ITS SATURDAY! IM WORKING ON A SATURDAY! FUCK COLLEGE!
07 Dec, 2011
havent seen SAW 3D in like a year
i forgot how awesome it was watch it
06 Dec, 2011
this is exactly why i stay offline alot
cuz of s*** happening on here in the old days tht was the best 2 years of mfg they rocked this year eh its s*** now
06 Dec, 2011
:o
wow destiny is online to! small world!
05 Dec, 2011
i just remembered
why i stopped coming online alot. cuz this site is boring and like no 1 is ever on....
01 Dec, 2011
finally
in like 2-3 weeks is christmas break. its about time eh?
01 Dec, 2011
So....
sup?
27 Nov, 2011
lol almost got in trouble but i slipped out once again :)
teacher: may i have ur attention please me: u can have my fist in ur face. im sorry go on
27 Nov, 2011
SO
did anyone not miss me lol
26 Nov, 2011
.
just cant stop listening 2 Hollywood Undead City, Hollywood Undead No.5
26 Nov, 2011
not the same
i used 2 write blogs daily like 24/7 wow ive changed not just with blogs but my whole life
25 Nov, 2011
alright night mfg
night mfg tired, headache, dizziness, cant keep up srry love u guys pce
25 Nov, 2011
got a major headache and dizzy
yeah im ditching my test in 3 minutes 2 sleep
25 Nov, 2011
?¿?¿
has the world gone mad yeah i think it has cuz i certainly am not mad
25 Nov, 2011
Destiny
lol then they r sick minded fools XD
25 Nov, 2011
Destiny
wow lol u know i meant by running XD
25 Nov, 2011
b)
Lets watch this city burn......
25 Nov, 2011
lol nigahiga does it again
movies in minutes harry potter so funny lol dumbledore: harry potter come here harry: y-y-yes sir? dumbledorr: *jumps around* waaaaaazzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaappp?
24 Nov, 2011
lol
so the remote is 5 feet away from me and i was lazy so i ask mark 2 get it he says no and i go would u do it for a mark snack? (holding scooby snacks lol) he runs and gts the remote and i say well done fido he goes and eats it all lol
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
ahh u r a virgin tut tut well congratulations u uave graduated the COV College Of Virgins
24 Nov, 2011
wtf destiny
im no f***ing virgin being a virgin would ruin my reputation and i aint no virgin now for the real question......are YOU a virgin?
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
yeah im the perv young girl with the diick or maybe a condom and i said maybe
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
hmm good point maybe u got a condom b)
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
:D *whispers 2 myself* destiny has no d*** b)
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
no problemo *whispers 2 myself* problemo
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
fine ur less active XD
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
2 some ppl we call it lazy me and connor r lazy and r in good shape thats why we r known as the steroid bros *claps* well done destiny u r lazy
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
now im listenin 2 black dahlia
24 Nov, 2011
Destiny
everyone is these days No.5 Is waaayy 2 beast
24 Nov, 2011
:D
wow destiny the moment i saw ur blog about hollywood undead and that line, they sang the same line good timing :P
24 Nov, 2011
ugh
life gets worse each second doesnt it
24 Nov, 2011
yep
best hollywood undead song is No.5
24 Nov, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving
damn thanksgiving rocked Turkey rocked mmmmmmm :D Happy Thanksgiving MFG
23 Nov, 2011
Ashley
i cant be on again tonight but just know that everyone in this world loves u we all love u and most importantly i love u more then ever i love u more then life and more then me and more then anyone or anything ashley plz be ok and we all love u very much ♥
23 Nov, 2011
Ashley
plz be ok plz be ok we all want u alive
23 Nov, 2011
Ashley
please ashley just plese come out of ur room we all want u alive
23 Nov, 2011
ASHLEY
EVERYONE IS WRITING 2 SAVE U PLZ DONT GO ASHLEY JUST FOR ME I LOVE U SO MUCH ASHLEY PLZ DONT DO IT I ♥ U SO MUCH!
23 Nov, 2011
Ashley
plz plz plz dont go plz i want u back Ashley ur my life ive always wanted u back I love u ur so awesome, cool, sweet, nice, and most importantly s**y so plz ashley dont go i love u ♥
23 Nov, 2011
racist assholes
some black walks up 2 me and goes move it white cracker lets just say it didnt end so good for the black kid
23 Nov, 2011
im bored
ah well no more posting good songs lol 2 bored
23 Nov, 2011
Best BOTDF Songs
All Of Them XD
23 Nov, 2011
Best Breathe Carolina Songs
1. IDGAF 2. Hello Fascination 3. Down 4. The Dressing Room 5. Diamonds 6. Birds And The Bees
23 Nov, 2011
ok best ppl 2 listen 2
Breathe Carolina, BOTDF, Hollywood Undead, Eiffel 65, Lil Wayne, Nickleback, Papa Roach, Divide The Day, L.I.M.P. Bizkut, Johnny Cash, etc.
21 Nov, 2011
Janel
gotta go 2 class cant continue blog wars cya
21 Nov, 2011
B)
be cool
21 Nov, 2011
Janel
really thats the best u got?
21 Nov, 2011
wtf
i cant access any of my email accounts -_-
21 Nov, 2011
janel
this is silly no man on earth (unless gay) wears bras and im not g**or bi so f*** u btw yeah u do have a brain size of a peanut
21 Nov, 2011
janel
first i dont wear a bra get that through ur brain oops sorry 2 offend u i forgot u have no brain i look like dahive XD
21 Nov, 2011
janel
fuck u janel ur imaginary "bra" isnt there i look like dahive from botdf doesnt everyone agree? lol
21 Nov, 2011
destiny
cuz i watch 2 much nigahiga XD
21 Nov, 2011
lol beiber has been dissed
i will sometimes say never i said it 6 times so far i will eat peanut b***er just cuz it rhymes whenever my dog makes poo, u know what i make u do pick it up pick it up pick it up, pick it up up up up lol
21 Nov, 2011
:D
?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????
20 Nov, 2011
its like i said b4
last year ppl said the world is ending may 21st and it didnt they r saying the world will end 2012 it might but i dont think it will whos with me lol
20 Nov, 2011
?
who likes ice age? lol random question but seriously who likes it?
15 Nov, 2011
Meagan
Happy Birthday Meagan :) Hope Your Day Was Awesome :) Enjoy Yourself :) ~Jonny~
14 Nov, 2011
Janel
yeah lol
14 Nov, 2011
Janel
yooooooooo IMMA DO IT AGAIN XD!!!!!!! LMAO AND FEEL THE POWER ONCE MORE!!!!!!!!!!
14 Nov, 2011
Glass
glass breaking in slow motion is awesome
14 Nov, 2011
it was nothing with the police
just asked me a few questions why he was after me and all and how this all started told em everything and they said we know how u feel. so like they said i got the reward but got fined for digging up a hole and about 2 throw him in there so i gave them some money of my reward and were good.
14 Nov, 2011
Janel
I FELT THE POWER! IT ROCKED!!!! XD
14 Nov, 2011
pce mfg
police need me gtg
14 Nov, 2011
holy shit
i have never seen so much police around a bldg b4 he stabbed my arm but im good
14 Nov, 2011
Janel
i cut his neck until i felt bone then cut him like a fish stabbed where his heart is stabbed his neck and his face and head and eye etc. and i used ur strategy janel :)
14 Nov, 2011
Hey Tom
whats going on? u scared? oh you didnt knock me out i faked it. yeah your little "sneak attack" i saw it and pretended 2 b unconcious. ur mistake my plan has worked. and u will die NOW
14 Nov, 2011
NO!
IM LOCKED IN! IM SO DEAD!
14 Nov, 2011
NO!
I CANT FIND JONNY! HE IS GONE!!!
14 Nov, 2011
This Is Tom
Yeah Remember Me Guys? Ha Finally Hacked Into His Account! Anyways Jonny Read This Blog And I Warn You, Killing Rick And Katie Was Simple. Almost Killed Josh But You Stopped Me. Jonny If You Dont Face Me Yourself, Then I Will Kill Everyone And Soon Your Family So You Better Face Me Or I'll Give You Hell.
14 Nov, 2011
----__----
well tom killed rick i guess it's his way of a warning i think imma flee this place or fight back i like fighting more
13 Nov, 2011
its tom hes alive
s***! hes alive i guess when i wasnt looking he climbed out cuz i dug up the whole to see if he escaped i found a note and it said jonny i climbed out when u werent looking then there was a skull pic
13 Nov, 2011
:O
WTF MY MOTORCYLCE IS RUINED!!!!!!! I WENT OUTSIDE AND THERE A HAMMER BESIDE MY MOTORCYCLE AND ITS ALL CRASHED AND BROKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL FIND THE PERSON WHO DID THIS AND MURDUR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 Nov, 2011
brb
i heard a crash brb
13 Nov, 2011
Ashley
no worries i'll kill lilly if she touches u or ur horse
13 Nov, 2011
listen u little bitch
if u dont think i wont kill u ask EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FRIENDS remember tom guys? yeah he showed up and i finally killed him and got my vengance hes burried somewhere no 1 would look so now i got proof that i can kill her
13 Nov, 2011
woot
moviez rulez :P
13 Nov, 2011
z
z is an awesome letter u can do lots with this letter example: lolz, rulez, lotz, waz, etc.
13 Nov, 2011
bored
message me someone?
13 Nov, 2011
best party ever
best party on the rooftop oh excuse me pool party on the rooftop :P then we hit the nightcdlub last night was beast be jealous XD
12 Nov, 2011
STOP THIS SHIIT
white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE RACISM
12 Nov, 2011
listen up
who ever dislikes hot chella rae is disliked by me
12 Nov, 2011
ok
so i put up my old pic so plz no one message me saying hey s**xy its annoying
12 Nov, 2011
like seriously
our very first party ever since summer on the rooftop with pools aww yeah :) pool party rulez!!!! night club later on 2nite will finally b awesome
11 Nov, 2011
i think i got something
Jason i think it was skylar
10 Nov, 2011
Franchesca
its gonna be extremly hard -__-
10 Nov, 2011
ugh
terrible day and my day gets worse i hear destiny is dead now -__________-- UGH
08 Nov, 2011
gtg
be on 2morrow bye
08 Nov, 2011
back 2 studying shit
so if im not dead i have 2 study -__-
08 Nov, 2011
so
i was stopped lucky u guys
08 Nov, 2011
60 seconds left
goodbye life in 1 minute
08 Nov, 2011
enjoy me
for the last 3 minutes of life im holding my blade right now but if one person doesnt stop me its sinking into my heart
08 Nov, 2011
bye maybe
ill post the minute b4 i die
08 Nov, 2011
8 minutes
until im gona from earth
08 Nov, 2011
9 minutes
until im gone from earth
08 Nov, 2011
read this
if no one stops me then dont be surprised if i nvr come on again so if i dont get stopped by 2:10 goodbye 10 min until goodbye
08 Nov, 2011
FML
ugh i hate my life should i just go and end it? no one would care or notice so whats the point im stressed and there r other things i cant mention point is i hate life and i wanna end it right NOW
08 Nov, 2011
-throws a knife-
or someone could stab me
08 Nov, 2011
-throws a gun-
whoever wants 2 shoot me be my guest
08 Nov, 2011
my professors
can drop dead and go straight 2 hell
08 Nov, 2011
where the fuck is my pill
damn headaches cant find my pill for 2 hours looked everywhere ugh
06 Nov, 2011
idk
idk anymore
06 Nov, 2011
dear the ones i love
srry i havent been on extremly busy with stuff i lov u guys lots especially ashley, emily,meagan, destiny, lindsey, etc.
01 Nov, 2011
wtf
found glass in my candy now my tongue is bleedin i deserve it for doing that 2 kids. im gonna go 2 the kids and not apologize 2 them by doing the same thing when i log off ;)
01 Nov, 2011
yo
im not staying on long
01 Nov, 2011
haha
i hate how all the black ppl always get killed they r alwayd the funniest tyson: whats going on? *ghostface runs in with everyone else* oh s***! tyson: police! police! (he got stabbed once btw trying 2 run 2 police) *scream chases him* oh you mothafucker lol the black ppl r always the funniest just like scream 2 maureen was hilarious why did she die?
31 Oct, 2011
so
i got some buiseness 2 do (horror movies and might gofor seconds for how 2 trick or treat properly) damn thanks2 me our room is filled with candy
31 Oct, 2011
lol
these r hilarious go onto youtube and watch em friday night cranks toshiba friday night cranks law office friday night cranks ghost hunter friday night cranks yelling prank friday night cranks whos my b****
31 Oct, 2011
lmfao
lol watching friday night cranks so funny lol jared: and remember when mommy and me "tickled" kristen: *about 2 crack up* yes daddy jared: and u know how i always "tickle" mommy onthe counter, the shower and when she is taking a #2 kristen and jared crack up laughing but the caller, anna, has no idea wtf is going on
31 Oct, 2011
Happy Halloween (Read This and You Will Know How 2 Trick Or Treat Properly)
lol just put on a scream costume and went outside i got a blade and accidently cut myself -_- i was cutting my sandwhich but i saved the blood so then i ran outside and im like whos my next victim? everyone ran and left their candy :) thats how u go trick or treating the awesome way XD
30 Oct, 2011
well
basically at 12 i gtg 4 min until 12
30 Oct, 2011
cya
gtg mfg pce
30 Oct, 2011
dear desiny and janel
im done with thisblog war im tired
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
u sux and u probably couldnt fit 1 mm d*** in ur mouth and its not 1 mm
30 Oct, 2011
Dear Janel
u r w wrong preson and my d*** isnt 1inch long
30 Oct, 2011
Dear Destiny
ur ps's dont make sense sincersly i rockand u dont
30 Oct, 2011
Dear Janel
im not old and f*** you sincerly jonny the awesome
30 Oct, 2011
Destiny
yes destiny yes but im not sure ur actually harrassing me
30 Oct, 2011
Dear Janel
well janel im 18 so thats not old O_O
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
does that make sense u s***ty b**** eating donkey s***?
30 Oct, 2011
chris
haha wow
30 Oct, 2011
Chris
lol u r rlly high XD
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
id punch u and throw u 2 china (fail blog XD)
30 Oct, 2011
Emily
aww this is fun and im winning XD
30 Oct, 2011
chris
well...im dead -jumps behind a rock and takes out a sniper- now ur mine
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
i am no h** but i think u are plus u r a s*** who s***s on a pigs d*** and munches on a donkeys s*** if someone told her 2
30 Oct, 2011
chris
haha s***er
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
stop making up stories b**** u basically choke on a**es and t**s and always wish and pray that whne u die its having s** with apig
30 Oct, 2011
chris
-ducks- phew
30 Oct, 2011
janel
wtf? im not bi or g**im straight go choke on ur own a**
30 Oct, 2011
Janel
hey u s*** a d***, cut he balls off, duck on them, swallow em and get more and repeat it many times thenu choke up the balls so the experience retur s
30 Oct, 2011
Destiny
yes ur new namemis extreme b!tch XD
30 Oct, 2011
Destiny and Janel
yes we all heard of an inbox and yeswe all heard of shut up so both of u shut it :P
30 Oct, 2011
Got Money
awesome song like extremely awesome
30 Oct, 2011
lol
Happy Almost Halloween
30 Oct, 2011
pce mfg
cya later breaks over pce
30 Oct, 2011
so BORED!!!!!!!! going 2 bed
readthe itle
30 Oct, 2011
lol prank call
prankmcalled a guy: him: hello me: hello randommcitizen him: whos this me: i am someone him: ohh ok me: i want 2'play a game him: sorry but i have a meeting me: f*** it! play or die!
30 Oct, 2011
i think
i think the only horror movie that ever scared me was the exorcist
30 Oct, 2011
interesting bed
frommthe exorcist: girl: my bed was shaking mommy me: interesting bed
29 Oct, 2011
all the scream killers
scream: sydeney's bf and his drunk friend scream 2: sydeney's old bf's mother and a random dude helping her scream 3: sydeneys brother scre4m: 1 of sydneys best friends and a nerd the brand new killer will be: me
29 Oct, 2011
Monday
finally halloween. thats actuallymmy day off woo :) lets get our scare on
29 Oct, 2011
i got somemexplaining 2 do
the thing is......hi. anyways srry i havent been on WAAAAY 2 much work and excersises im on a LOOONNNG break :)
27 Oct, 2011
pce
pce mfg time for the physical excersise -_-
27 Oct, 2011
......
eh eh ah ah ^ | | wtf?
27 Oct, 2011
My Motto
Loved By A Few Hated By Many Respected By All
27 Oct, 2011
lolz
her name aint Janel my moms name is rebekah. so there u go dumbass
27 Oct, 2011
lmao heres what he said
From: beastly4 Date: Oct 27 2011 7:41PM Subject: RE: Hi Janel
27 Oct, 2011
so
i asked oh yeah? whats her name
27 Oct, 2011
wow why did u return?
From: beastly4 Date: Oct 27 2011 7:39PM Subject: RE: Hi Ur mom says hI
27 Oct, 2011
Part 2 of the murder *DON'T READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!*
iron barbell, using a loss at the game of Mah-jongg as a pretext. She is profusely bleeding from her mouth and nose. They put a candle’s flame to her face and eyes. Then, lighter fluid was poured onto her legs, arms, face and stomach, and then lit on fire. This final torture lasted for a time of two hours. Junko Furuta died later that day, in pain and alone. Nothing could compare 44 days of suffering she had to go through. When her mother heard the news and details of what had happened to her daughter, she fainted. She had to undergo a psychiatric outpatient treatment . Imagine her endless pain. Her killers are now free men. Justice was never served, not even after 20 years. They deserve a punishment much greater than they had put upon Furuta, for putting an innocent girl through the most unbearable suffering. This story from 1989 is true. Please spread her story around. Everyone should know about the existence of Junko Furuta’s unimaginable and incomprehensible suffering, and this is why this group has been made. Invite your friends. Never let her story be forgotten. If this story changes the life of at least one person then it has been worth it. Rest In Eternal Peace, Junko Furuta 1989-Eternity
27 Oct, 2011
Part 1 of the murder *DON'T READ IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT*
DAY 1: November 22, 1988: Kidnapped Kept captive in house, and posed as one of boy’s girlfriend Raped (over 400 times in total) Forced to call her parents and tell them she had run away Starved and malnutritioned Fed cockroaches to eat and urine to drink Forced to masturbate Forced to strip in front of others Burned with cigarette lighters Foreign objects inserted into her v*****/anus DAY 11: December 1, 1988: Severely beat up countless times Face held against concrete ground and jumped on Hands tied to ceiling and body used as a punching bag Nose filled with so much blood that she can only breath through her mouth Dumbbells dropped onto her stomach Vomited when tried to drink water (her stomach couldn’t accept it) Tried to escape and punished by cigarette burning on arms Flammable liquid poured on her feet and legs, then lit on fire Bottle inserted into her a***, causing injury DAY 20: December10, 1989: Unable to walk properly due to severe leg burns Beat with bamboo sticks Fireworks inserted into a*** and lit Hands smashed by weights and fingernails cracked Beaten with golf club Cigarettes inserted into v***** Beaten with iron rods repeatedly Winter; forced outside to sleep in balcony Skewers of grilled chicken inserted into her v***** and a***, causing bleeding DAY 30: Hot wax dripped onto face Eyelids burned by cigarette lighter Stabbed with sewing needles in chest area Left nipple cut and destroyed with pliers Hot light bulb inserted into her v***** Heavy bleeding from v***** due to scissors insertion Unable to urinate properly Injuries were so severe that it took over an hour for her to crawl downstairs and use the bathroom Eardrums severely damaged Extreme reduced brain size DAY 40: Begged her torturers to “kill her and get it over with” January 1, 1989: Junko greets the New Years Day alone Body mutilated Un
27 Oct, 2011
lol pranked them sooo bad
i got a red marker rew some blood on my shirt, then put some ketchup in my mouth. i screamed and i put scissors and s***ed em into my stomcuh. (that was HARD) so they came and they said what a fake but then when i spit ou the "blood" they r all like jonny? dude? JONNY!!!! call the police!!! then i get up and im like hey what up? lol i got em so bad
27 Oct, 2011
Lil Wayne Got Money
I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money Right now to the VIP section You got Young Mula in the house tonight baby Yeah, hello, yeah! Young, young Young, young Young Mula Baby Got money and you know it Take it out your pocket and show it Then throw it like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way Gettin' mug from everybody who see then Hang over the wall of the VIP like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way Now I was bouncing through the club She loved the way I did it bout I see her boyfriend hatin' like a city cop Now I ain't never been a chicken but my fitty cocked Say I ain't never been a chicken but my semi cocked Now where your bar at? I'm tryna rent it out And we so bout it bout it Now what are you about? DJ show me love, he say my name when the music stop Young Money, Lil Wayne, then the music drop I make it snow, I make it flurry I make it out alright tomorrow don't worry Yeah, Young Wayne on them h**s A.K.A. Mr. Make It Rain On Them Hoes Got money and you know it Take it out your pocket and show it Then throw it like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way Gettin' mug from everybody who see then Hang over the wall of the VIP like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way Here we go, one for the money, two for the show Now clap your hands if you got a bank roll Like some clap on lights in this b**** Ima be clapping all night in this b**** Lights off, man it's on Creep saw me, she smiling He muggin', who cares Cause my goons are right here Its nothin? to a big dog And I'm a Great Dane, I wear eight chains I mean so much ice, they yell, "Skate Wayne!" She wanna f*** Weezy She wanna rape Wayne Got money and you know it Take it out your pocket and show it Then throw it like This a way, that a way This a way, that a way Gettin' mug from everybody who see then Hang over the wall of the VIP like Okay, it's Young Wayne on them h**s A.K.A. Mr. Make It Ra
27 Oct, 2011
.........
anything and i mean ANYTHING will entertain me now. someone with the worst voice on earth may even entertain me. thats how bored i am.
26 Oct, 2011
finally
finished. finally. ugh onto more stuff....
26 Oct, 2011
damn
internet went off and i have 2 start ALL over again :/ FML
26 Oct, 2011
ugh srry guys -_-
yeah im not gonna be on that much thx 2 college -_- promise ill b on as much as possible. for now not that much. college is tough -_- srry all love u
25 Oct, 2011
btw
im not staying on just came 2 say hi and 2 check my mssges. i had class all day and like we got a 10 min break -_- so srry guys and emily im extremly sorry i never got 2 call busy all day i had no time -_-
25 Oct, 2011
?_?
will someone plz tell me why the f*** mfg is orange? wow.
23 Oct, 2011
cya
pce mfg
23 Oct, 2011
Hannah
b4 i log off sorry hannah but this is true XD just remember kill the teddy not us lol
23 Oct, 2011
Janel
so its officially on cuz ik lots about u! and so does jonny 1 and jonny 2!!!
23 Oct, 2011
Janel
haha so do i XD
23 Oct, 2011
Janel
yep i do know u pretty well haha plus i have a secret u see theres a little thingy inside me. i call him jonny and he makes me know ppl well and how they feel i also have a voice in my head. his name is jonny. i listen 2 it. yeah. thisnhas nothing 2 do with the topic lol
23 Oct, 2011
today
was a terrible day
23 Oct, 2011
Destiny
good. wish i was with u guys id like to kill blake to
23 Oct, 2011
Destiny
awesome friend lots on my mind last thingi need is suicide
23 Oct, 2011
Destiny
better not.
23 Oct, 2011
Destiny
but u wont right?
23 Oct, 2011
best songs these days are:
BOTDF - IDGAF BOTDF - Candy Land BOTDF - Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me Breathe Carolina - IDGAF Breathe Carolina - Hello Fascination Breathe Carolina - Down Breathe Carolina - The Dressing Room Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot Lil Wayne - Drop The World Lil Wayne - Got Money
23 Oct, 2011
No More Hammer Time
what the t**le says
23 Oct, 2011
shit
couldnt find my hammer
23 Oct, 2011
wheres my hammer?
im looking for my hammer to try and kill myself with a hammer. back to my old habits. im gonna try and kill myself with a hammer. so where is it?
23 Oct, 2011
so bored
will someone make me unbored?
23 Oct, 2011
watching scream 4 (finally found it)
lol so funny blonde girl: because i have the ghostface app that makes me sound like him and you dont. so hello? ghostface: hello blonde: whos this? ghostface: not an app blonde: is this trevor? ghostface: do i sound like a trevor to you? lol
22 Oct, 2011
......
i forgot why i always come on here. this site is s***.... i only come on for the ppl i actually love and care about.
22 Oct, 2011
hehe im special ^-^
hello there fellow aliens i am not from ur planet bcuz im from a planet filled with rainbows and unicorns!!! xD jkjk but wouldnt that b beast?!!! haha ok soo this is lindsey :D jonny's wonderful,spectacular,crazy child!!! haha anyways i wanted to say hi daddy!! i love you and ur weirdness :D u have like an obsession with pirates of the carribean but its cute!!! did u know....one time i had a hamburger, then an hour later i started sneezing, but i dnt think it had anything to do with the hamburger..... hehe xDD ohh and everybody listen up!! daddy peed on santa clause!!!! :O how dare u!! you soo strange anyways to end it i would like to say i love you and ur amazing daddy :D -love ur special little girly :D LINDSEY!!!
22 Oct, 2011
weird (and this is how ik it wasnt a prank)
i got called by some1. at first i thought it was a prank but everyone was chillin beside me so heres h** it went guy: hello me: hey. why we talkin? guy: idk. u tell me me: well uh cuz u called? who r u guy: ill tell u mine if u tell me urs me: no thanks. my name is too cool for u. guy: ok then. i got a question. me: ok what? guy: do u want 2 die? me: hmm uh lemme think NO guy: i think u do: me: what do u want? guy: 2 see what ur insides look like
22 Oct, 2011
i got extremly jinxed
lol emily remember when u said i might have a cold? yeah i didnt i started having a cold then turned ito a fever -_- nice jinx :P
17 Oct, 2011
yep
gonna watch more movie
17 Oct, 2011
damn
couldnt find scream 4 try again 2morrow
17 Oct, 2011
finished onto 4 if i can find it
alright scream 3 finished. onto scream 4 if i can find it
17 Oct, 2011
epic
that was an epic fight but ghostface always wins :) and thats why u never say ill be right back
17 Oct, 2011
?_?
does anybody listen 2 randy? never say ill be right back! death time....
16 Oct, 2011
ksjcd
just finished watching scream 2 onto scream 3
16 Oct, 2011
i just love this part do much from scream
"No, you listen you little b****! u hang up one more time and i'll cut u like a fish!!" ill always love that part
16 Oct, 2011
Ashley
wow what a w****
16 Oct, 2011
Ashley
sounds like skylar -_-
16 Oct, 2011
Ashley
who the f*** is lily?
16 Oct, 2011
Janel
fine lol and yep its the line
16 Oct, 2011
Janel
yes lol u sound white no offence XD and its the line i think. b****. i dont sound like this it has 2 be the line
16 Oct, 2011
anyone?
anyone wanna call me? lol that sounded weird but seriously im bored
16 Oct, 2011
here r my fav scary movies
scream, friday the 13th, and halloween idk if there r anymore but those r my main favs
16 Oct, 2011
Whats Your Favourite Scary Movie?
inbox me the answers
16 Oct, 2011
lolz
"listen u a**hole-" "no u listen u little b****! u hang up one more time and i'll cut u like a fish!!"
16 Oct, 2011
scream
gonna watch scream now
16 Oct, 2011
really skylar? really?
ok wow just wow skylar who would believe u because 2 us ur the biggest lier we have met u hav no friends u act like it ur not cool but u act like it and i dont cheat. cheating is not my thing and i do not cheat skylar, cheatig is ur thing ik what ur planning skylar but its not gonna work so why dont u just go kill urself. or if u want a f*** buddy so much, go f*** ur self bt make sure to kill urself cuz NO ONE LIKES U
16 Oct, 2011
Destinarooni
yeah.... so uh lets end this blog convo cuz our topic has sadly ended lol
16 Oct, 2011
Destiny
which is why i said 2 ignore it lol
16 Oct, 2011
Destiny
forget my last blog XD
16 Oct, 2011
Destiny
surrree u were
16 Oct, 2011
Destiny
so? it dont matter if u tell me or not
16 Oct, 2011
Destiny
hmmmm yo ho its a pirates life for me?
15 Oct, 2011
BOTDF
all there songs rule i dont think i hate any of there songs my fav songs idgaf candy land (kinda funny lol) yo ho a pirates life for me s**ting
15 Oct, 2011
yup
so u know how i said my phone is busted? well im not geting 1 for a few years cuz of college and im buying 1 in NY not michigan BUT i still have an ipod 4 and downloaded a phone app so if u want ill give u my #
15 Oct, 2011
sorry all
sorry i havent replied i was in the hospital (its not what u think) josh is in it so we went 2 visit him
14 Oct, 2011
so tired
damn workout = pushups: 100-150 situps: 100-200 crunches: 100-110 laps around a huge field: 30
11 Oct, 2011
Ashley
but that will never happen when ur with me :)
11 Oct, 2011
Ashley
thats cuz when jonny's around, no one dares to attack :) ashley i gaurantee (how the hell do u spell that lol) that u will always be safe with me :)
11 Oct, 2011
lol earlier 2day
pizza guy: knocks on door* me: go away pizza guy: u dont even know who it is me: who is it? pg: its the pizza delivery man me: ohhh the pizza man! go away! pg: ok no pizza me: drop the pizza! then i snatched it and payed him the money the way drug dealers do :P
11 Oct, 2011
Ashley
i hope we stay together for ever :) i hope we someday meet up :) i think about u daily dream about u nightly theres no way anyone could replace u
11 Oct, 2011
Ashley
i love u soo much ashley i thought of u all day as well i kept day dreaming about u nothing distrscted me because i cant stop thinking of u i love u ashley <3
11 Oct, 2011
Drink Up Me Hearties Yo Ho Ho!
...
11 Oct, 2011
awwww yeah
idk
11 Oct, 2011
heh
tripp: great! so ash when derek's voice gonna come back? ash: what? this isnt for his voice! tripp: :o well whats it for! ash: constipation!!! XD
11 Oct, 2011
lmao
ash: Yeah! good thing i accidently played the demo CD or tripp would never have listened to it! izzy: *stares at tripp rudely* ash: banana
10 Oct, 2011
things
for the Spooky: BOO!! song, stephanie sounds spooky and when me and josh say sshhh we whisper lol for the you are a pirate we all sound like pirates except the girls for the wake up song when josh sings he sounds like a robot auto tune rocks lol
10 Oct, 2011
Wake Up
*music starts* josh: wake up......wake up me: wake up! me and josh: wake up! me: its a great and beautiful day! Wake Up! me and josh: Wake Up! me: itsa day to go out and play! And smile to the world!!! u open ur eyes, jump outta hed u just.... me and josh: wake up! me: wake up! josh: wake up! me: wake up! get up sleepy heads! dont stay in bed. theres alot to do and see so come along with me! you knoowww its truueee! chorus: you'll dance , you'll sing, you'll clap ur hands! come and jump with all ur friends! me: just wake up! me and josh: waake up! me: its a great and beautiful day! me and josh: wake up, wake up! me: its a great and beautiful day! its a day to go out and play and smile to the worrldd! open ur eyes! jump outta bed! u just wake up! wake up! stephanie: no one ever knows what the day will bring, just face it with a smile and sing! ooooohhhh me: dontcha know were gonna... josh: wake up! me: wake up! its a nice and another beautiful day! me and josh: wake up! me: wake up! its a day to go out and play! and smile to the woorlld! open ur eyes! jump outta bed! u just me, stephanie, and josh! wake up!......wake up!.....wake up!!
10 Oct, 2011
You Are A Pirate
me: Do what you want cuz a pirate is free, u are a pirate! *music strts* chorus: Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee Being A Pirate Is Alright To Me, Do What You Want Cuz A Pirate Is Free, You Are A Pirate! me: You Are A Pirate! chorus: Yay! me: We Got Us A Map (A Map!) To Lead Us To A Hidden Box! Thats All Locked Up With Locks! (With Locks!) Thats Buried Deep Away! We'll Dig Up The Box! (The Box!) We know Its Filled With Precious Booty, Must Open The Locks! And Then We Say Hooray! Stephanie: Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee, If You Love To Sail The Sea, You Are A Pirate! josh: WEIGH ANCHOR!!!!! Chorus: Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee, Being A Pirate Is Alright To Be, Do What You Want Cuz A Pirate is Free, You Are A Pirate! Arr Yarr Ahoy And Avast, Dig In The Dirt And Dig In It Fast! Josh: HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST! Chorus: You Are A Pirate! Me: HaHaHaHa Chorus: Yay! Me: We're Sailing Away (Set Sail!) Adventure Waits On Every Shore! We Set Sail and Explore! (Yarr-Harr!) We Filt In our Boat! (The Boat!) Until Its Time To Drop The Anchor! Then Hang Up Our Coats! (Yarr-Harr!) Until Its Time To Sail Agaain! Stephanie: Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee me: Ha Ha Ha Ha Stephanie: If You Love To Sail the Sea You Are A Pirate! *drum solo* *records scratch* Josh: Hey Wow! me: LAND HOE!!!!!!!!!!!! chorus: Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee Being A Pirate Is Alright To Be, Do What You Want Cuz A Pirate Is Free You Are A Pirate! Loosen Up Our Boats Lets Go You Are A Pirate! Me: Hahahaha You Are A Pirate! HeHeHeHeh
10 Oct, 2011
Spooky: BOO!
Stephanie: *music starts* sometimes things are really hairy sneaking up when u are weary, bagled eyes are red and glary, creatures in the dark r scary me: sshhhh stephanie: and in the bed the ghosts are ooky, skeletons are really cooky, ur teddy bear's name is pooky, the late night shows are.....spooky:) me and josh: BOO!!! stephanie: di bi ti its only me, boo bi too i scared you! flick on the lights theres nothing there, everything vanished in the air.... (2x) close ur eyes when u are sleepin, seems to be theres spiders creepin, shadows on the wapl come sneakin, and in the dark u are freakin me and josh: BOO!!! stephanie: di bi ti its only me, boo ti too i scared you! flick on the lights theres nothing there! everything vanished in the air..... *slow part* close ur eyes, rest ur head, time to go to........*slow part ends* josh: Sshhhh >:) me and stephanie: BOO!!! stephanie: di bi ti its only me, boo ti too i scared you! flick on the lights theres nothing there, eerything vanished in the air.....(2x) flick on the lights theres nothing there, everything vanished in the air...... us 3: BOO!!!!!
10 Oct, 2011
Ashley
and i will do that everyday if i must:) i love u babe
10 Oct, 2011
Emily
made me alot more happier :)
10 Oct, 2011
Ashley
np babe :)
10 Oct, 2011
so
should i write one of my songs in a blog?
10 Oct, 2011
Jason
ikr they r beast
10 Oct, 2011
ashley
ill message u why
10 Oct, 2011
yep
me, josh, and stephanie sing im on electric guitar as well rick is drums and mark is keyboard rosie and katie r basically the chorus in every song (no offfence and they agree but they arent that good) all of us sing in chorus sometimes but usually rosie and katie and thats us
10 Oct, 2011
Spooky: BOO!
another song fpr halloween lol
10 Oct, 2011
You Are A Pirate
another song
10 Oct, 2011
Wake Up
one of our songs XD
10 Oct, 2011
Jason
niicce in my opinion everyone should love BOTDF
10 Oct, 2011
Jason
lol nice
10 Oct, 2011
done
3 songs finished wow lol
10 Oct, 2011
Jason
since when u turn g**XD
10 Oct, 2011
Jason
do guys even say sowwy? lol
10 Oct, 2011
Janel
if i rule, its better then being epic! haha XD
10 Oct, 2011
Hannah and Jason
u 2 make me laugh so hard especially Jason
10 Oct, 2011
So
since we came back we started playing our instruments again we just sing with each other and all that crap when we got nothing to do not bragging but we r good lol
09 Oct, 2011
playig my electrict guitar
i miss this :)
09 Oct, 2011
wtf janel
stop sending me over 100 mssges jeez its annoying
09 Oct, 2011
back
wow so good to be back home
09 Oct, 2011
listen blog war ppl
i gtg but ill be on in 10 min finally leaving this jailhouse they call a hospital XD
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
*a monkey throws u off-* good job mr. banana *shoots*
09 Oct, 2011
Janel
is f*** u all u got? fail XD
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
i never thought it would come to this actually i knew it would come to this *takes out a rocket launcher and aims at ur bed*
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
get a normal bed for u and get mature :P ur not a kid u know :P
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
im the biggest pirage ever uh matey! arrrgh
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny and Janel
yo chris is awesome not a d***! f*** u janel XD and destiny i cant fit under ur bed cuz u still got a kid bed :)
09 Oct, 2011
Meagan
what can i say? shes the bestest person you'll meet, she keeps her peomises, and she dont blow holes in my ship(: we need to hang out in life once again and it'll be fun!!!! cuz we r both awesome in our own ways Jonny&MeaganRulezn
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
wow lol u da h** im da pirate im 2 cool for you cuz u da h** and im the awesome lol so f*** u haha
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
then u the h**
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
well ill smoke u cuz im Jonny and i Rulez! and yo' a f**
09 Oct, 2011
Chris
nvm lol ur in time
09 Oct, 2011
:)
well since im doing well, the doctors said they might take me out today in half and hour :) yeah jonny's makin a comeback!!!
09 Oct, 2011
Chris
maybe cuz no more war blogs came up XD
09 Oct, 2011
Destiny
hey i was helping but im officially on Janel's side now XD
09 Oct, 2011
Janel and Destiny
ok u both love that song we dont need no fights over 1 songXD (janel u started it XD)
09 Oct, 2011
so
just chillin (how the hell do u chill in a hospital o_O) heh back to seriouseness
08 Oct, 2011
lol last night
im asleep right after listening to botdf candyland and the nurses (girls) come to check up on me and josh is awake so this is how i know what happened i randomly say Ladies and Gentlemen! Whores and Sluts! the girls get offended and slap me i wake up and say whatevr i did im sorry!!! XD josh tells me what happened and i said those poor little s***ty w****s jk XD
08 Oct, 2011
Aint No Grave
There ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground Ain't no grave can hold my body down Well, look way down the river, what do you think I see? I see a band of angels and they're coming after me Ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down Well, look down yonder Gabriel, put your feet on the land and see But Gabriel don't you blow your trumpet 'til you hear it from me There ain't no grave can hold my body down Ain't no grave can hold my body down Well, meet me Jesus, meet me. Meet me in the middle of the air And if these wings don't fail me I will meet you anywhere Ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down Well, meet me mother and father, meet me down the river road And momma you know that I'll be there when I check in my load Ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down There ain't no grave can hold my body down
08 Oct, 2011
R.I.P. Johnny Cash
R.I.P dude u will be missed awesome songs one of my favs aint no grave u rock dude b)
08 Oct, 2011
blekh and lol
blekh i got disgusting spinach for lunch -_- so rick was asleep and talking in it so i took my spincah and threw it all over his face XD he ate it all up and i was laughing. he woke up saying wtf tastes like spinach i told him and then he threw pizza at me and isaid thanks for the lunch and hes like ugh stupid! XD
08 Oct, 2011
my fav part of BOTDF Candyland
Ladies And Gentlemen Whores And Sluts lol love that part
08 Oct, 2011
yep
im leaving the hospital tuesday october 11 :)
05 Oct, 2011
mzisns
i might log off early pretty tired
05 Oct, 2011
Rock Hard Or Go Home!
you heard me!
05 Oct, 2011
Face down in a plate of nachos
that would rock!
05 Oct, 2011
that was hilarious XD
"my water just broke" "uh oh" "im going into labour!" "well thatsfantastic what kind of work will you be doing?" XD
04 Oct, 2011
lol
achmed: i do not talk to w****s achmed: ur dead to me jeff: ur dead to all of us :) achmed: :o XD
04 Oct, 2011
lol
achmed: so everyone knows now congratulations! jeff: no i have a gf achmed achmed: well who is this one guyy she might like him jeff: there is no one guy! achmed: then there r many guys! you are a w****!! jeff: im no w**** achmed: what would ur mother say w****? jeff: im not a w****! achmed: well of course she would say ur not a w**** XD
04 Oct, 2011
...
"hello father" ":o" "achmed hes ur son" ":o AJ!!!"
04 Oct, 2011
:)
im able to move my body just a bit now :) if i could move it better then monday im outta here
04 Oct, 2011
....
me: im starving wbu guys? josh: i havent eaten all day so yep same here rick: yeah mt me: big surprise mark: eh i just ate and im full. gonna sleep night me: sleep tight rick: *talks to the nurse* can i have fettucini alfredo me: rick, this is a hospital not a restruant. ik how much u weigh and you could do without the food so lose some weight my friend josh: wow haha rick: *bites himself* me: why did u bite urself? rick: looked like a hot dog: me: o_O *whispers to josh* lets try and hide before he eats us josh: good plan we hid under the covers and he bit his pillow XD
04 Oct, 2011
Emily
well im ur big bro and u know how much i love u
04 Oct, 2011
i have a very important secret. repost if u think its important XD
igot a secret and its extremly important. its not tnt or a train. (weird sentence >.<) and its no cake but i love cake so have a slice *eats cake* but this secret is more important then hi or pie its more important then hey or hay ita an awesome secret ready to know it? you read all that for nothing
04 Oct, 2011
Good Mood Ruined.
Guess Who Came Online -_-
04 Oct, 2011
Heres my new rule!
Whenever u talk to Jonny u must be HAPPY! like this :) exactly im happy like this :) so be happy like that :) yo if ur sad tell me why and i try fixing it you know why? cuz im jonny thats why
04 Oct, 2011
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
im bored and the inbox has no messages! HMU
03 Oct, 2011
:o
rick....not hungry! is there even such a thing! wow he needs the hospital even more now lol
03 Oct, 2011
brrrrgh
damn its so freakin cold
03 Oct, 2011
so this is the most truest thing i have ever said
katie, rosie, and miranda come to visit and they tell us about this huge project im like it s***s to be u then i looked at my self and said actually it s***s to be me
03 Oct, 2011
:o
rick....not eating! is there even such a thing?
03 Oct, 2011
well everything WAS going good until our proffessor walked in -_-
he said he was proud we took out some burglars but surprised we got ambushed he said the day we come back we r having a physical test and an exam -_- i said dude look at the STATE WE R IN!!!!!!!!! he ignored and left i said f*** u nigga he came back and said excuse me? i said wow now u decide to hear
03 Oct, 2011
Janel
yo tell that to my face and see what happens cuz im awesoker then u so take that lol
03 Oct, 2011
lol
aj: did my mother miss me achmed: oh uhh yeah maybe idk sure yeah jeff: how do u not know! achmed: i had 46 wives same clothes same faces! jeff: how did u tell them apart? achmed: the numbers on their backs!!! ***** achmed: well ur mother was calling aj!! aj: well idc achmed: SHUT UP!!!!!!! jeff: what was her name? achmed: 42 XD
03 Oct, 2011
achmed
achmed: MONARE!!!!! COME HERE AND FIX MY FUCKING LEGS U ASSHOLE!!!!! *** achmed: MONARE!!!!! TAKE MY HAND OUT OF MY PELVIS U FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
03 Oct, 2011
XD
aj: but i dont want to be a terrorist jeff: achmed, can u accept that? achmee: *sniffles* i guess i can try jeff: and what if he doesnt? aj: i kill you! achmed: :O THATS MY BOY!!!! XD
03 Oct, 2011
XD
achmed: hey what happened to ur face! *looking at each other* achmed: oh yeah my bad XD
03 Oct, 2011
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=CA#/watch?v=_KLxFFZK3vk
achmed with his son so funny watch it!
03 Oct, 2011
boooorrrrrreeeeeedddd
soo f***ing bored hmu
03 Oct, 2011
haha XD
Brand new jeff dunham controlled chaos extremly funny!!!! type in achmed with achmed junior so funny his son is back XD jeff: hes ur son achmed: :o AJ!!!
02 Oct, 2011
i forgot
i forgot to mention one part for the steal diary thing so if u wanna hear it message me and ill tell u
02 Oct, 2011
stealing teachers diary part 5 (final part of the funny saga)
mr martin: *walks in* i was just knokced unconcious and found my class room like a dump and wait! that book! what r u doing with it! me: martin! rick stole ur diary! mr martin: WHAT? u didnt read any of it did u? me: oh he did! he read all of it! mr martin: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! rick: uh i like the story of the button sir mr martin: what? u did? josh: loling so much rosie: loling too mark: loling as well rick: yep i hope u find ur button snape. that poor poor button all alone mr martin: i hope i find it too rick. XD hilarious moments
02 Oct, 2011
stealing teachers diary part 4
me: ok this is getting boring. rick: ik! lets right an entry! me: perfect! *starts righting* i am martin. i am a dumbass baby who cries and poops his pants alot! i want ro eat my crap one day because im dumb oh and lily wanted me to die. so i think ill go cry now but not before i poop my pants! josh: hilarious!
02 Oct, 2011
stealing teachers diary part 3
me: ikr haha. *continues to read* today my button fell off my jacket and fell into my bosum. it was really annoying and jonny pointed itnout to the whole school. everyone laughed. i was humiliated and embarrassed. rick: what is a bosum jonny? rosie: yeah jonny u tell him! me: uhhh look another page *strts reading* today while in the bathtub- all of us: EW! me: *reading* i was eating cake and fell asleep because the thunder storm caused a power outage. i had a dream i was at the prom with lily. i asked her to dance, she asked me to die! i woke up. with that i could lily with that i could me: whoever lily was was awesome! mark: totally josh: i agree!
02 Oct, 2011
stealing teachers diary part 2
me: *continues reading* today i was eating my oat meal. it was wet and soggy. i thought of my mother. i cried rick: im hungry now rosie: what else is new fatty us: XD me: *reading* today while walking down the street minding my own buiseness that jonny boy showed up and showed me his finger as i threatened to punish him he shoved me and yelled, "Bother, Bother!" mark: u did that? wow haha
02 Oct, 2011
stealing teachers diary part 1
josh rick mark and rosie where standing where i came in with a book! me: GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MR. MARTIN'S ROOM! josh: a book? rick: ooo what kind of book? me: his diary! mark: i have an idea lets read it! me: no! i have a better idea! lets read it! me: *reading the diary* today while in class jonny and his friend josh were p***ing me off and i couldnt take it anymore then they p***ed me off so much i smacked myself and they kept yelling "bother! bother!" i finally lost concioiunous and was happily resting me: oh i remember that gimme five josh *me and josh high five*
02 Oct, 2011
should i tell the story of where i stole a teachers diary (the teacher who got fired)
should i? (funny story)
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 6 (final part of the dream saga)
Yuck! but my worst dream was that i was at high school and the principle was there, and he looked at me with his unfaithful eyes and his ugly shaped glasses and he told me ur not jonny! u r a fake! and i was like of course im jonny the proof is right here! but he kept looking at me and disagreeed and said u r a thief! a poser! and a fake! then he expelled for no reason -_- that sure was a spooky dream! what r some of ur dreams? send me a message or post them on my comments! and dont forget be my friend! lol
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 5
that was a disgusting dream! this one time i had a dream where i was middle aged!
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 4
whoa another weird dream! this one time i had a dream that rick was pregnant then he went into labour and gave birth to mark he fed him and cared for him until i came and lost his baby! then i tried to kill him with a sandwhich
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 3
damn what a spooky dream that was! This other time i had a dream that katoe was obsessed with looking through ppls stuff and stealing them and damaging them! so me, josh, rick, and mark decided to have an intervention but she totally flipped out and tried to kill us with a hammer!
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 2
boy was that a weird dream! also this other time i was at a dance competition and i was totally breaking it down! but then tom showed up and started bustin a move and all the girls were like ooo so hot! then i tried to breakdance but my feat got stuck to the ground!
02 Oct, 2011
dreams part 1
in the outside world of daylife and nightlife of me not sleeping i have a fantastic life but ill tell you i have seen some shiit! during the nightlife of the hours of sleeping terrible thoughts have penetrated my noggin like this one time i had a dream where i was at middle school and the teacher told me your flunking english class! youll never get into a good college and never find a perfect girl he kept getting angries and angrier until finally he flipped out and tried to kill me with a hammer
02 Oct, 2011
random in the hospital (btw im talking almost perfect again so that explains me talking)
me: *still up from bed* josh: *wakes up* what r you doing staying up? me: i have a fear that a crazed man will come in a chop us all up into a million pieces josh: o_O me: nighty night :) rick: *heard everything* scary jonny josh: eh not so scary me: i say nighty night or ill be the crazed man! rick: heh ok
02 Oct, 2011
First time listening to music in a while ????
exactly what the t**le says ????
02 Oct, 2011
Emoji
who ever has emoji is awesome
01 Oct, 2011
hgfmdksjxnd
soo bored damn life s***s
30 Sep, 2011
hmmmm
WHY ISNT ANYONE ONLINE!!!
30 Sep, 2011
sorry
srry havent been on for a few days but i couldnt go on electronics cuz it caused dissiness and made me pass out a couple of times so im not shaky no more :) still no talking :/ i can kinda move my body so if everything is good i am leaving october 11
26 Sep, 2011
:(
i gut go i dink im g** pass out again :( i hav the felin if i wuke up soon i wull come beck on luv u all
26 Sep, 2011
:/
i feal dissy
26 Sep, 2011
:)
i getun less shaky i dink
26 Sep, 2011
beastly4
u cun mss wit my frends, but no 1 culls them s***s u croshed the line i will murdar u
26 Sep, 2011
BEASTLY4
GUT THE FUKE AUT UF UVERY1 LIFE! NU UNE LUKES U!!! U AURE HUTED!!! DUNT HERT ANUWON UF MU FRENS Afun OR ELSE!
26 Sep, 2011
:(
i fel wrse :( i rarly tlk. i cnt mive my bidy i cnt stund op or walk i am in moch mure pain
25 Sep, 2011
...
If Jonny Isnt Comfortable Enough By 11 (8 Minutes Left) Then He Wont Come Back On. If He Is Ok With Typing And If He Is Comfortable, He Will Come Back On Tonight
25 Sep, 2011
.....
So if Jonny can type, he might come onto here
25 Sep, 2011
News Update (Again)
so jonny's memory is good none of them can rarely speak jonny may pass out a couple more times because he was hurt the most
25 Sep, 2011
News Update
so everyone woke up before 10 but jonny just woke up now the doctors are testing him with memory
25 Sep, 2011
this is katie. Jonny Josh Mark and Rick are in the hospital
us 7 went to macs to get stuff and therenwas a robbery jonny josh mark and rick went inside and saw the clerk getting beat up. so they attackdd the three guys. 10 guys showed up and they won the fight.(jonny josh rick mark won) so they went to help the clerk but then guys snul up behind them he yelled look out! then they smashes bear bottles on their heads and they were unconcious they smashes them on their stomachs and heads and took bats and whacked them they were bleeding to death. us 3 called the ambulance and the police. they chased us and they got up. they were groggy and they tried to charge but they knocked em out again the police came andthe ambulance too they whacked their heads again b4 they were taken away
25 Sep, 2011
lindsey
i nvr said tht hun hehe
25 Sep, 2011
ndsnfkwf
the only way this day could get better is if every single 1 of my friends who left the site returns
25 Sep, 2011
lndsey
wtf i nvr said i had a small banana! u said tht hun
25 Sep, 2011
Meagan<3
ur like finally on i missed u so freakin much its like i havent been on in like for ever! the good ol' days need to return! the inside jokes, us taking over each others pages, our motorbike trips, the mall, the fair, everything! well maybe we can include all u trying to chase me with a knife like last time (: i just want everyone to know this: STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP! <3 u Meagan
25 Sep, 2011
Lindsey
neither p**** nor d!ck terrible language XD remember to use the word i gave u which is banana XD
25 Sep, 2011
landing
planes landing gotta go pce
25 Sep, 2011
lol just remembered an ending of a movie
*plane crashes and swordfish almost kills the guy* "are u thinkong wht im thinking" "if its holy s*** holy s*** that swordfish almost snapped my neck then yes"
25 Sep, 2011
lol
"i know a thing or to about books and thats a book" "ooo is it a vampire romance novel" *10 seconds later and hes in the corner* "anyways its snpaes diary!" lol thats what twilight fans deserve a timeout XD
25 Sep, 2011
heh
"so u kids know wht the killing curse is right" "no my parents died of old age OF COURSE I KNOW!" lol
24 Sep, 2011
wow just wow
u say ur mature but u cant even control ur anger and u block everyone u say i start s*** but look back to ur messages to see everything i said started off with a question then u start yelling u say ur strong but u havent been in a fight u say u dont cheat but u do u say u hate fighting but ur joining the marines u dont make any sence my friend
24 Sep, 2011
songs played b)
idgaf hello fascination down birds and bees blackout dont forget: lock the door the dressing room diamonds
24 Sep, 2011
awesomest night ever
the concert f***ing rocked! be jealous b)
24 Sep, 2011
hmm
should i go out for halloween this year? last year no i just watched saw 3D and other horror movies should i go out this year?
24 Sep, 2011
bored
me=bored nothing to do
24 Sep, 2011
leaving
im leaving to the concert at 8pm and returning at 10pm or 10:30
23 Sep, 2011
XD
poor josh i s***hered his "banana" badly XD
23 Sep, 2011
lol
so u know how doctors check ur reflexes eith mallets on ur knees? so josh took a mallet, did the doctor thingy, and my knee autimatically kicked josh in his banana XD
23 Sep, 2011
...
im so quiet these days wht happened to me i miss the old Jonny
23 Sep, 2011
in the UK now
so we arrived and tomorrow is the concert 2morrow will rock
23 Sep, 2011
quiet
everything is quiet now i miss the old and exciting mfg i miss the fights i miss the awesome blogs i miss everything idk if there is a reason for me to continue being on here like no one and i mean no one comes on anymore :/
23 Sep, 2011
it seems
it seeems more quiet here since monday
22 Sep, 2011
anyways nvr got to the important point of the day
heading out to the UK for the concert finally time
22 Sep, 2011
wtf
whats up with these past few days why do i have stomach aches -_-
22 Sep, 2011
I Kissed The One That I Love Because Im A Sexy Beast
(Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb- I Robbed 3 (Mar) - I Smoked 4 (April)- I shot 5 (May) - I kissed 6 (June) -I ran shirtless with 7 (July) - I hugged 8 (Aug) - I jumped with 9 (Sept)- i slapped 10 (Oct)- I banged 11 (Nov) - I killed 12 (Dec) - I ran naked with Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01 - a taco 02 - a tooth brush 03 - a mexican 04 - a homeless guy 05 - Barney The Dinosaur 06 - a teletubby 07 - the one that i love 08 - a w**** 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a gangsta 11 - my boyfriend 12 - a hottie 13 -c******addict 14 - condom 15 - my "boo" 16 - a ninja 17 - my crush 18 - a s**y B0Y 19 - an Easter egg 20 - a snowman 21 - a spatula 22 - cookie monster 23 - A Hot Girl 24 - yo momma 25 - Paris Hilton 26 - a pimp 27 - a mop 28 - the Trojan man 29 - my h** 30 - my ex-boyfriend 31 - a bag of weed Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because im s**y like that yellow/black - because i love weed Pink - because i love to party Turquoise - because i like to snort c****** Polka Dots - because I am a tranny Graphic - because I'm g** Grey - because I have amazing b***s. Other - because I'm r****ed Green - because i like shoelaces Orange - because i am a Mexican Red - because I am crazy like that Blue - because that bum stole my taco Tye dye - because Im a ****ing scuba diver Purple - because the gummy bears raped me Striped - Because I am an Italian Multi-Colored - because obama is my lover none- because im a s**y beast
22 Sep, 2011
well that was unexpected and ow
well yeah im stretching my knee and have no idea a glass table is behind me so i raise my knee, push it backward hard and bang my heal onto the glass that hurt so much cuz well its glass DUH haha so my whole foot is purple now (purple does NOT look good on me lol)
22 Sep, 2011
XD when we were at the party
there was a group of us tlking. rick brings up basketball and we talk about coby, lebron, and steve but then we stop but rick keeps going on and on and on about lebron. he kept going: oh did u see his move? i love his moves soooo much.....etc. katie: i think ur inlove rick rick: shut up me: *singing* lebron i love you! josh: *singing with me* lebron i do! me, josh, and mark: *singing* when were apart my heart beats only for you! lolz so funny he fought us and we won lol
21 Sep, 2011
imma log off
part is in 2 hours and i got a stomach ache gonna sleep for 2 hours maybe stomach will be better so night everyone
21 Sep, 2011
saw katie, amanda, and lisa
some them for first time after we each left to different places and floors of college good to see them again theyre comin to the party too so tonight jonny is reborn into his old party guy self XD
21 Sep, 2011
2nites gonna rock
party 2nite in a dorm :) gonna be awesome :)
21 Sep, 2011
knew u wouldnt lose a leg, or an arm, pack it all together, NEVER!!!!
after training walking across the ropes again (such a freakin pain falling all the time) some of us actually made it. yeah well we got a terrible reward which was to walk across a bigger and longer 1 but.........there r stuff u have to jump over -_- soo me n josh made it and other guys. (s*** that was tough it took me more then 50 trys to get it) it was worth it and we were happy me: knew u wouldnt lose an arm josh: or a leg me: pack it all together both: NEVER!!!! YES YEAH!!!!!!!! our celebrarion lasted all day :P
21 Sep, 2011
knew u wouldnt lose a leg, or an arm, pack it all together, NEVER!!!!
u dont understand my t**le? trythinking about it try thinking on a celebration or a win of somekind
21 Sep, 2011
so bored
hmu im bored
21 Sep, 2011
last night
football was a blast last night at tht moment a guy chased us cuz the football crashed on his head lol but we lost him didnt feel like fighting thts why we ran
21 Sep, 2011
wow thx college haha
so they actually said no more break u worked enough ur finished for today thx college :D
21 Sep, 2011
Destiny
well it was a really good poem :D
20 Sep, 2011
Hannah
wow tht s***s it s***s to be u
20 Sep, 2011
lol Hannah
hannah how does a mouse live in ur stereo lol
20 Sep, 2011
so when power went out
there is this high person so anyways im like bummer whole night? all of a sudden all u here is BUMMER!!!! MAGIC WORD!! he starts dancing like a dumbass
20 Sep, 2011
last time we were held hostage
basically 7 of us against 25-30 guys seriously wtf us 4 (me, josh, mark , rick) see 3 guys messin with ladies so they asked us to join in there prank so yeah we did cuz we rock next thing u know 25-30 guys come out attacking us me and josh werethe last captured we beat 18 of them then one attacked my knee (weak spot) and i fell over cuz i had surgery there so yeah well we got away
20 Sep, 2011
what i plan doin tonight
so after i log off, planning for some revenge on tht guy unless he has 30 ppl to attack us and hold us hostage (like last time) hell to the no ah well i wanna play football so thts wht we might do as well
20 Sep, 2011
every night
if we dont have class at night or if we aint studying or anything we hit the streets basketball, football (holy s*** the best in the dark), soccer, and attaxking random ppl (rarely) we attack a**es lol last night we set off a car alarm and we boked it the guy was cheap and chased us in his car -_- well lets just say it didnt turn out well hehe
20 Sep, 2011
ASHLEY READ THIS :)
i love u soo much ur my life Ashley i cant live without u and i hope we stay together forever :) hopefully some day we meet each other and hopefully that day does come u always make me happy :) i love u Ashley <3
20 Sep, 2011
lol
ur so dumb u screamed in an envelope to send a voice mail
20 Sep, 2011
2day
holy s*** seriously mondays and tuesdays r hell
20 Sep, 2011
good ol times
heh lets take a look back Jonny vs Rick in hot coffee lol *3 months ago* at a hotel and rick was being annoying i threw hot coffee and him then he chased me trying to dump the whole pot on me then i hid and he couldnt find me then he yells out, hey jonny the guy across us in the room said u s*** and ur not cool me: WHAT? *runs over to the room* he opens it me: HOW DARE U SIR! I AM THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON YOULL MEET AND THE BEST EVER CUZ IM JONNY IM TOP DOG YA HEAR? IM THE AWESOME GUY AND U SUCK! GET OUT OF LIFE!!!! i walk back and he dumps it all ovr me nicetrick lol
20 Sep, 2011
we tried warning them :/ but they cause the power outage -_-
so the room next to us music like extremly loud all of us asked them to turn it down then more ppl come and say IM TRYIN TO SLEEP or IM TRYING TO STUDY!!! i notice around 5-8 plugs in the same outlet i go is tht safe? u nvr know wht could happen like a power out. they said whtever it wont happen we shrug and josh says dont say u werent warned 10 min laters a power outage
19 Sep, 2011
i have my own description of fun
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium- bombs N is for No Survivors!
19 Sep, 2011
R.I.P Bobby
we all miss u it s***s ur dead on ur birthday :/ we all miss u R.I.P Bobby
19 Sep, 2011
FML
i hae college -_- cya gtg be on at the same time as always :) cya
19 Sep, 2011
not staying on
enjoy me for around 2 min im just on a break -_-
19 Sep, 2011
wow
im usually more awake i just noticed i crshed ina wall ow lol
18 Sep, 2011
thas it
SKYLAR IDGAF ABOUT THE FUCKING RULES BUT ONE DSY IDGAF IF I GET SENT TO JAIL OR ANYTHIJG BUT I WILL KILL U YOUVE GOTTEN TOO FAR AND HAVE CROSSED THE LINE U R DEAD SKYLAR WATCH UR BACK
18 Sep, 2011
jeez
just stfu skylar everything u r saying is a lie every f***ing word is a lie and if you have ever noticed every1's problems on here r cuz of u every1's confusiond r all cuz of u every1 is p***ed off always at u!!! so i suggest u stfu and go die it would do the world a huge favor
18 Sep, 2011
ugh
skylar go stfu u r nothing but lies no 1 likes u ur worse then the devil himself so i suggest u go die now skylar
18 Sep, 2011
ugh
not her again will u just go die?
18 Sep, 2011
Srry
srry nvr replied last night i was at the hospital -_-
18 Sep, 2011
I Do Believe In God
If you carry a bible , the devil gets a headache. When you open it , he collapses. When he see`s you reading it he faints. When he see`s you living it , he flees. And just when your about to re-post this he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy & paste this if you believe in God
17 Sep, 2011
Tess
yesao? lol fail
17 Sep, 2011
let us review
broke my knee in 5th gr. (long story) 8th grade fell off my skateboard doin a trick land on my knee 12 some a** threw alot of rocks at it (jonny beat the living s*** outta him which is me lol) a few months ago tried 2 breakdance like old days but knee hurt 2day i got no idea
17 Sep, 2011
Tess
hell to the no its not fried chiken XD listen to Uncle Jonny lmao
17 Sep, 2011
ugh
wtf is wrong with this knee?
17 Sep, 2011
Tess
no thx i need tht knee to walk lol
17 Sep, 2011
wtf?
so im walking everything is just good next thing u know i fall over thx 2 my knee it better be good. wtf is happenin to my knee? better not get another surgery or i'll flip
17 Sep, 2011
so
its gonna be easy cuz we got 2 weeks off so we r going :)
17 Sep, 2011
score
alright sep 24 will rock!!!!!!!
17 Sep, 2011
ooo
so there i was fighting and being awesome and then i dropped dead i died.......but i lived
16 Sep, 2011
wtf
how the hell am i cold lol
16 Sep, 2011
so
well theres 1 thing 2 ruin my day......
16 Sep, 2011
cya
so imma log off for now and enjoy life hehe so ill tlk to u guys at the normal time at night
16 Sep, 2011
wow
i havent listen to music for a while damn i miss it hehe music rulez like me
16 Sep, 2011
lol lets go back to the old days
hehehe no college 3 days rocks! meaning........time to fall in a hole lmao jk
16 Sep, 2011
im surprised
they actually gave us 3 days off starting now?!?! AWESOME!!! other stuff earlier happened so im more happy :) my sister on :) nothing could ruin this day :):):)
15 Sep, 2011
Tess
tess gimme bacon XD
15 Sep, 2011
HAVE A HEART AND PASS THIS ON PPL
poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I werent ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlies bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now Im starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do pIs pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
15 Sep, 2011
Jonny<3
so r u Emily i couldnt lkve without u u r important in my life
15 Sep, 2011
Emily
yes emily we will
15 Sep, 2011
Emily
good lol
15 Sep, 2011
Emily
lol ooo
15 Sep, 2011
Emily
how dare u make a fool of me XD im ur brother not sister lol
15 Sep, 2011
Jessica
plz dont leave the site my vote should count as 100000000000000000 cuz im ur brother
15 Sep, 2011
im so loved XD
3 sisters on here wow will there be a fourth haha Emily, Lindsey, Jessica <3
15 Sep, 2011
so
looks like im staying on here and not leaving
14 Sep, 2011
gtg
night everyone gotta get early sleep we gotta be up by 6am 2morrow :/ night love u all
14 Sep, 2011
Emily <3
Then u will be extra safe cuz i love u emily :)
14 Sep, 2011
Emily<3
true that Emily ill try and u keep safe as much as possible
14 Sep, 2011
Emily<3
and nothing will stop us :)
14 Sep, 2011
Emily <3
:) yeah ik we r against the world arent we? hehe
14 Sep, 2011
Emily <3
ill always make u better just mssge me problem and yeah ill do ma thang XD
14 Sep, 2011
college
is getting more tiring each second :/
14 Sep, 2011
u r so dissed
dude is tht the best u got? ur terrible just terrible
14 Sep, 2011
lmfao
I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY AND I SHOULDNT BE ASKING U, I FEEL SHY, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD DONT GET ME WRONG, IT'S JUST THAT I HAVENT HAD IT FOR A LONG TIME. I COULD ALREADY FEEL IT GOING IN SO HARD AND COMING OUT SO SOFT AND WET . NO 1 HAS 2 KNOW ABOUT THIS. I NEED IT . I'M DESPERATE. UR HELP WILL BE APPRECIATED . U MUST THINK I HAVE ALOT OF NERVE ASKING U ( AND POSTING THIS TO UR COMMENTS) BUT I CAN FEEL MY TOUNGE AROUND IT , SUCKING ALL THE JUICE OUT TILL THERES NO MORE LEFT. THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND ALL DAY LONG, & I HOPE IM NOT BEING 2 FOWARD . I'M NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS, BUT ......... CAN I HAVE A PIECE OF GUM? MUST POST ON FRIENDS COMMENTS!
13 Sep, 2011
Best lulabye i ever heard so read it hehe
close ur eyes shut ur mouth dream a dream and get us out dream dream dream dream dream dream hit the hay fast a sleep dream a dream u little bleep dream dream dream dream dream dream *hip hop music starts* just relax lay about or my fist will put u out! dream dream dream dream dream dream take ur time but beware theirs darkness in the air! dream dream dream dream dream dream dont despair step right up! glass of water? heres a cup! dream dream dream dream dream dream!
13 Sep, 2011
Emily
emily i would sacrifice my life for urs i couldnt live without u others may hetray u but never me im ur big bro and i love my sister nothing bad will never happent o u hopefully
13 Sep, 2011
Emily
i love u alot sis obviously im like tht i couldnt take it if u got hurt i love u 2 much to get hurt or anything like tht we r too awesome for tht JAEATW
13 Sep, 2011
Emily
if u dont know her meet her now shes 1 of the best girls youll meet! i love her shes the best sister ever. who doesnt love emily? if u hate her i will kill u i love u emily
13 Sep, 2011
Emily
Emily my lil sis what would i do without u? id die id go crazy ur always looking out for me :) ur the best sis a guy could ask for ill always be in ur heart and you'll always be in mines I Love You Emily :)
13 Sep, 2011
Emily
ikr XD no 1 knows wht haplens next but us hehe
13 Sep, 2011
JAEATW
Thats stands for: Jonny and Emily Against The World :) we r unstoppable
13 Sep, 2011
i miss this part
STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!! thats also a shout out to meagan :)
13 Sep, 2011
omfg
POTC IS ON!!!!! WAHOO
13 Sep, 2011
yep
its nice to know im loved and cared about
13 Sep, 2011
hehe
achmed: i especially want to thank ora oo4ra: OOORA!! *salutes* achmed: uhh right opera
13 Sep, 2011
hehe
YESS I DID IT! I DID A PUSH UP!!! THE CROWD THE CHEERING THE ACHMED!!!!! *arm falls off* lol
13 Sep, 2011
whoa
so far looks like im staying i got like 20 votes stay 0 votes leave
13 Sep, 2011
holy shit
am i crazy or did my inbox turn from 2 mssges to 74 mssages?!?!?!
13 Sep, 2011
1000th Blog.........and i suggest ALL my friends read this
So i think of leaving this website........ To much for me i cant keep up with college and everything here and other stuff happening I hate to go when im tlkin to u guys i hate to log off without u guys knowing so here is whats gonna happen im having a vote and by Friday we will know if im leaving or not if i get more ppl sayin dont leave i wont leave if ppl say leave then ill leave BUT if they r equal then i will leave and visit mfg once every few days so it fair let the voting begin
13 Sep, 2011
999th Blog
here is my warning i will be back on here later and i will post my thing to say
13 Sep, 2011
yeah
almost
13 Sep, 2011
wait
its JonnyRulez hehe
13 Sep, 2011
close
jonnyrulez
13 Sep, 2011
disjcnf
u heard me
13 Sep, 2011
almost
pretty close
13 Sep, 2011
..
am i there yet?
13 Sep, 2011
oh ya
im doin this cuz i wanna get to my 1000th blog and 999th blog for my shocking story
13 Sep, 2011
wtf
wtf is rong woth me im being random
13 Sep, 2011
can i?
well idk but im gonna jump off the eiffel tower and parachute can i? lol jk jot doin it
13 Sep, 2011
i feel
i feel so...........borrd
13 Sep, 2011
stun
u must stun so u wont miss with drop
13 Sep, 2011
die
glue works for drop
13 Sep, 2011
well guess what?
idk
13 Sep, 2011
MUST READ SO FUCKING FUNNY
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! (itz worth it ) mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "b****" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b**** and a b******?" and the mom says "well, a b**** is a lady and a b****** is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p**** in my v*****!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p**** and v*****?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p**** is a hat and a v***** is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****" and billy said "Dad, whats ****" And then his dad says "Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?" "Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello b****es and b******s, may i take your p****'s and v*****s, my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the Turkey" Post This... 1 hour- You'll be single for the next year :[ 20 min - Your crush will kiss you 15min - Your crush will tongue you 5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
13 Sep, 2011
jeez
wtf am i doing with these blogs?
13 Sep, 2011
fail
my blog underme is a fail idk wht im tlking about
13 Sep, 2011
..
Well 2 more and telemarketer close to the 1 ton anvil :) around 5 or 4 more and i heal then i get my trap then lure
13 Sep, 2011
who ever doeent mssge me
well idk lol
13 Sep, 2011
.....
bored
13 Sep, 2011
978
yup
13 Sep, 2011
????
why did i put grr as the t**le in the blog under me?
13 Sep, 2011
grrr
im so happy no night work last night
13 Sep, 2011
wow
so at the moment i come on here when every1 is on eery1 is offline :/
13 Sep, 2011
hmmm
well my 1000th blog is soon coming up so its gonna be shocking and wht im gonna post so at 999 im warning u all to grab something that makes u feel better cuz it aint gonna be pretty :/
12 Sep, 2011
...
private achmed reported for killing XD
12 Sep, 2011
pissed
im surprised no work but not stayin on long i wanna f***ing sleep!!!! im so p***ed now
12 Sep, 2011
omg
wtf srry i nvr answered back last night proffessor came and called us 2 cafeteria. we sit and he goes alright gwt dressed we havin a midnight session. get ready for another sleepless night every1 was p***ed rick goes but why? him: incase we get attacked josh: dude...come on me: dude cmon is it likely for America to get attacked? him: shut up and clothes on then mert outside or else i tried replying gtg to u all but u guys nvr replied fast enough and he told us to get out NOW so plz dont be mad
11 Sep, 2011
remember?
remember my blog about the cream pie and me staring at rick with an evil stare? yeah i threw it at him and he took a pie and shoved my face in it lol
11 Sep, 2011
lmfao
lol this was funny heres wht happend earlier today mark: and i love u miley: and i love u to ;) *mark and miley hold hands and look at each other as if they were gonna kiss* me: *walks in* uhh am i interupting *mark ajd miley dont notice me and lean to kiss* me: time for some romance hehe. *takes out my ipad and puts romance music on* miley: wtf?!?! mark: what was tht about? me: lol i thought u were having a moment and u needed some music josh: *walks in laughing* i heard everything * me and josh high five* good times XD
11 Sep, 2011
MY COOKIE XD
\_/) ( '_') (> )>O I was going to give you a cookie UU .....(\_/) .....('_' ) O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) I LIKE cookies!!! ...U...U (\_/) ( '_') (> )>O Then i said: sharing is good.... UU ......(\_/) ......('_' ) .O<( <) But then i was like... ......UU ..(\__/) .(O_O) . (>O<) ITS MY cookie!!! . U....U .(\_/) (^-^) (> <) so I eated it!
11 Sep, 2011
Keep Burning It
. . ... ( . . . .(,) . . _.-?-._ . . |. . . . | . . |. . . . |..A candle burns in Remembrance of 09/11/2001 . . |. . . . | . .[♥?.?♥]..Please keep the candle burning
09 Sep, 2011
heres how tired i am
i can see triples now i see triples of my proffessor and i dont wanna see one of him :/
09 Sep, 2011
heh
Drink up me hearties yo ho ho!
08 Sep, 2011
gtg
gtg again class time bye
07 Sep, 2011
gtg
time for class gtg btw i think final time on here 2nite cuz of the work we gettin early start cuz they wanna get us warmed up cya guys love u
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
thats cuz im Jonny. its what i do :)
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
so fu.cking true u r realmspecial cuz u my lil sis do no 1 mess with my sis or u get to meat my 2 fists this one is called Jonny and that 1 is called Rulez
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
yes ppl who r awesome friends with me r special :P
07 Sep, 2011
ok so
b4 break we were doing like u know the writing lessons and all this half we get to practise with g**s hehe
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
ikr lmao
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
lmao others might be like wtf?!?!
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
ik it was from s**ting lol
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
we rule the recent blogs haha
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
and arent i always awesome and funny? XD
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
thats soo true XD i can imagine him now: Hooooottttieeeee tomb with rador a body! come here ssiiiiiiipp up thiiis s***ty, get naaaakkeeed slice up thiis party plz be afraaid to get naughty!" lol i meant to say the wrong words cuz thats how jack would say them XD
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
not fu.cking amazing fu.cking funny XD
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
r u sure XD id be lmao if i heard him sing a botdf song hes drunk XD a drunk pirate
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
lol jack sparrow XD imagine him singing a botdf song XD
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
ikr!!!!!!
07 Sep, 2011
mmmm
yum i earned a whole cream pie >: ) i think ik what im gonna do with this *looks at rick* hehe >: )
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
ikr i could listen 2 it forever hehe
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
lol ikr "Shut the Fuck up b**** im rated X, neer gave a f*** so s*** my d***!" lol first time i heard botdf i was like finslly new stuff to listen to its like my 2nd or 1st fav band
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
ik love that part i also love this part: "I dont give a f***! Never gave a f***! i wont give a f***! IDGAF"
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
lol " hottie to the tomb rador body, come here and sip up this shottie, get naked kick up this party dont be afraid to get naughty" lol botdf rulez
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
same XD
07 Sep, 2011
Emily
IDGAF hehe
07 Sep, 2011
emily
u and me both hehe but to a diff song
07 Sep, 2011
gettin there
im gettin there to 1000 blogs :D then ill only celebrate every 500 blogs
07 Sep, 2011
BOTDF
Is awesome hehe
07 Sep, 2011
wow
so we woke up at dawn and climbed trees and walked across ropes.... nine of us made it we all fell so many times >.<
07 Sep, 2011
srry
srry for last night ipad died -_-
07 Sep, 2011
on break
having a break. damn this is tough
07 Sep, 2011
janel
I DONT HAVE A WELL HA! lol
07 Sep, 2011
U did so!
message me for proof it keeps saying plz modify ur blog and thr s*** but u sid so janel!
07 Sep, 2011
...
yea i called u a d*** and ur respond was YAY IM A DICK!!!!
07 Sep, 2011
disgusting janel
u just told me YAY IM A DICK!!!!!!! wtf?
07 Sep, 2011
tmi lol
and janelmi disnt need to know tht joke so ha HA!
07 Sep, 2011
ok?
ok janel u first told me to calm my d*** and immlike wtf u told me the joke ur cousin said and i repeated the joke so ur the nasty 1 bringing it up TMI
06 Sep, 2011
...
destiny i agree seriously wtf is janel tlkin about
06 Sep, 2011
hehe
harry: guys! guess what i found! ron: is that a book? hermione: ik alot about books and thts a book! ron: ooo is it a vampire romance novel!! *10 seconds later* *ron is in the corner lol* harry: so anyways its snapes diary! ron: i have an idea lets read it! harry: no i have a better idea! lets read it!
06 Sep, 2011
hehe
snape: *finishes song* harry and ron: *jumps on him* bother! bother! bother! bother! snape: thats it ive had enough of u 2 bothering me! *smashes ron* BOTHER! *smashes harry* BOTHER! harry and ron: *wheeping* dumbledore: whats all this! :o *turns to ron* harry! *turns to harry* Ron! wht have u dkne severus! snape: it was self defence i bothered back! dumbledore: well u gave them a strong b***oo! kiss them to make it better snape: uh what? dumbledore: go on! snape: *kisses ron* *kisses harry* lol
06 Sep, 2011
wow
im so dumb to entertain myself i watched ppp but theyre funny lol
06 Sep, 2011
ok
think jonny think why the hell did i stop being funny college better not change me being funny
06 Sep, 2011
i want to
i wanna be random again lol
06 Sep, 2011
these were the good days XD
Me, behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! If you had this childhood and loved it, repost
06 Sep, 2011
...
6-10 hours of work a day :/ lucky u connor 3 hours a day and only 4 days a week
06 Sep, 2011
...
me and josh roommates and rick and mark roommates. the girls r taking diff classes so we will rarely see each other. who said college will be boring? time to plan some parties XD
06 Sep, 2011
wtf
this guy seriously is s***. he got expelled for s**ually harrassing someone.
06 Sep, 2011
connor u and me both
its awesome reading messages hehe
06 Sep, 2011
wow
college is just wow like it was tiring and awesome. heres wht were doin this year for army we do written tests (obviously) we excerise ALOT and trai. ALOT. some nights we will have classes at those times we climb trees and walk across ropes in middle of year. s*** this will be one tough year so its ginna be hard to be online sometimes
06 Sep, 2011
so
college is in a few hours. gonna get some sleep b4 we start. night guys P.S i miss meagan and destiny :(
06 Sep, 2011
tomorrow college :)
like finally college starts lol but im gonna miss vacations. lets have a moment of silence remembering my times lol falling in a hole XD, falling into homus lol, being held hostage was fun, josh accidently knocking me out lol not fun, racing fun, drinking fun, travelling tiring, etc. i love life
04 Sep, 2011
wow
close to telemarketer but still cold caller i hate cold callers i need to be mr hollywood
04 Sep, 2011
OMFG!!!!!! HACKEDDD!!!!
hehe i lovers you Jonny.. i feel like i havent talked to you in forever im glad that you are online right now i lovers you!!!! i missed you sooo very much.. hey do not jump outa that plane XD hehe dont open a window either ;) i dont think i have ever hacked you before this is amazing and i quite enjoy it :D ohh i forgot if you hurt this guy MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER i mean jonny if you hurt him i will cut you with my gumy bears. *hold gummy bear in hand pointing* well i think im done i missed you and i love you sooooo very much!!!! <3 -HACKED by Meagan <3
04 Sep, 2011
on the plane
so were on the plane now. college is tuesday (why do i keep saying tht) and im arriving to michigan 4am
04 Sep, 2011
leaving
leaving to michigan in half hour enjoy me while u can cuz im off in 20 min the 10 min im in the plane and i cant have electronics
04 Sep, 2011
So
i leave to michigan to night and arrive 2morrow. tuesday college starts
04 Sep, 2011
wow
its 12 pm. u guys that i havent talked to in a while meaning forever :( meagan be on sydney be on lindsey be on connor be on
04 Sep, 2011
the best punishment for kids
the best punishment for kids is there parents making them eat chocolate :)
03 Sep, 2011
woo
WHATS UP NEW YORK?!?!?!?! hehe i miss it. ah the sweet smell of ppl pounding other ppl haha jk jk
02 Sep, 2011
my bronchidous results
i died......but i lived! XD
02 Sep, 2011
heres what im planning to do when i step in my house
me: FINALLY BACK HOME!!! I CANT WAIT TO DO ALL THE STUFF I USED TO DO!!!! *falls in bed and sleeps* yep i cant wait for tht moment XD
02 Sep, 2011
...
arriving in NY at 4am but i may log off now since no one is on
02 Sep, 2011
...
going on plane in an hour
02 Sep, 2011
leaving
at the airport now and im headin to NY at 3am and college is on tuesday b)
02 Sep, 2011
sorry guys
sorry i havent been kn i got extremly sick and got bronchidous :(
26 Aug, 2011
its 1:00am
alright pool party time gtg guys bye
26 Aug, 2011
lmao
rick: *throws soda at my face* me: *shuts eyes fast* josh: why did u do that? rick: he switched my shampoo with blue dye things josh: thts why u screamed at the end mark: and u looked like an idiot me: well its a jonny prank lol me: omg! am i blind why is everything black!!!!! josh: ur eyes r closed me: r they rlly? *opens them* oh my Gosh! my eyes were closed! lol
26 Aug, 2011
900th Blog
wooptidoo its a 900th blog. Congratz Jonny almost at 1000
26 Aug, 2011
XD
tripp: well i just found out that grandma has 2 bf's grandma nana: relax theres plenty of me to go around burger: ewwww derek: gross! ash: Awwwww Yeah!!!! XD
26 Aug, 2011
poor josh
got stung by a bee 3 times earlier finger, hand, ear his ear was swelling alot good thing hes not allergic
26 Aug, 2011
omg
omg wtf is wrong with me i stopped watching jeff dunham lol
26 Aug, 2011
lol earlier today
so there was a group of french guys talking and yelling loud in the room across from us i wake up p***ed off and realise theyre french i knock on there door they answer and i go Le Shhhhhhh! Mois Is Tired Oh wi wi mois needs sleep sleep :D
26 Aug, 2011
lol i accideny pressed submit blog b4 finishing down there
wht the t**le says anyways we did it and it was awesome :D
26 Aug, 2011
today
earlier today rick glued his hands together hes like u gotta try this its awesome! im like how will u open the water to wash it off
26 Aug, 2011
XD
-i hope my teacher is a wise old owl!- -hi im the teacher im supposed to be tutoring max?- -aww not an owl just a hot chick. get rid of her-
26 Aug, 2011
not only did i make a song but also a story :o
One Day- thats it
26 Aug, 2011
Would You Rather....
Would You Rather Be Famous and Ugly or Maxy but unknown? Message Me Your Answer....
25 Aug, 2011
i made a song :D
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- thats it
25 Aug, 2011
not gonna be on long
pool party!!! wahoo! :D so anyways message me now but im not on tht long
25 Aug, 2011
stopped storming
so now we can go to the party :) party all nite wahoo!
25 Aug, 2011
lolz
burger: what r we gonna do? we cant switch our jared for the little man now! derek: No worries i got this covered. hey jared the cord progression is 1,6,4,5. Then u come in on the bridge, play the lead, go out in solo then A minor. jared: this guitar has no buttons on it! derek: There goes our japanese tour!
25 Aug, 2011
lmao
ash: Yeah! ur going down like a peanut b***er and jelly sandwhich and when u drink milk after it sometimes gets stuck in ur throst and u go all acccckkkhhsss and then u drink a little more milk and it goes down...like ur going down!!!
25 Aug, 2011
watched some im in the band XD
tripp: then someone needs to fill in so the moms dont know he quit and she doesnt find out i snuk away frommdetention derek: whos gonna do that? tripp, derek, burger look at ash* *ash looks back* ash: i got to be in the middle next time *ash being beaten up by moms* *later* tripp: at least we have this awesome suit now! who wants to put it on first? *ash runs in the middle* tripp, derek, burger still look at ash* *ash sighs* *everyone beating up ash* ash: BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE!!!!! poor ash
25 Aug, 2011
lol
wow janel
25 Aug, 2011
janel???
janel i have no idea what u just said and finaly joining u? im lost
24 Aug, 2011
...
tornado watch. fail. no tornado watch. just a severe thunderstorm tht is still going on
24 Aug, 2011
:)
nikki is alive :) soo happy :)
24 Aug, 2011
ugh
again no one is on, my friend got hit by a car :( plz survive
24 Aug, 2011
logging off like now
power went off and went back kn fast so tht was weird lightning everywhere power might go out and i just saw lightning and sparks came out of it :o cya l8ter lov u all
24 Aug, 2011
o to the m-g
omg janel admits im funny XD i gotta tell my dad hmmm hes in NY and im in vegas gotta yell DID U HEAR THAT DAD? XD
24 Aug, 2011
o to the u-c-h
ow i HATE acid reex my stomach hurts so much :(
24 Aug, 2011
bored
i am b to the o-r-e-d
24 Aug, 2011
...
did i just hear thunder and see lightning aww man
24 Aug, 2011
and action!
y did i say action lol
24 Aug, 2011
i knew it
i knew i was bein watched like yesterday g**guy returned with friends
24 Aug, 2011
lol
We hope u enjoyed blog war season 3 XD season 4 is coming soon lol
24 Aug, 2011
me to
blog war ended janel :D
24 Aug, 2011
janel
ur donkeys*** cake and im a creme pie so ha! and can we end blog wars im gettin bored lol
24 Aug, 2011
...
if i never had a shadow then why do i see it right now? ohhhh snap! XD u r an animal rapist who eats their s*** and drinks their p***
24 Aug, 2011
janel
ur a d***head who is dipped in dips*** and is soo ugly that ur shadow quit
24 Aug, 2011
stfu
janel im 6'7 so go stfu jeez there r no guys behind me go eat beibers d*** im tired of this war lol
24 Aug, 2011
impossible :D
janel so impossible im goin to college when i pass by the ladies always wink at me and talk to me so haha for u (btw destiny im not cheating on u i ignore it) so HA! and im
24 Aug, 2011
lol
u know janel my stuff were much more insulting and damn ur supreme overlord of raping animals
24 Aug, 2011
fuck u janel
i did not i hate beiber u raped him and u raped a cow,donkey,pig,horse,dog,cat u s***ed all their d***s and ate their crap while drinking there p***
24 Aug, 2011
XD
and u f***ed eith jb so ha! if i ever saw him id murdur him so take that! snd im not g**he gay!
24 Aug, 2011
fuck u dipshit
stfu janel i hate that gayasshole and u would f*** him if u met him id kill him
24 Aug, 2011
no good comebacks eh janel?
looks like im gonna win blog wars no good comeback HA and im not bi s**ual to s*** a d*** so ha! go s*** a pigs d***!
24 Aug, 2011
JANEL I RULEZ ( this has nothing to do with eht i said XD)
JO I DIDNT JANEL!!!!!! U SLEPT AND RAPED HANNAH MONTANA AND LOVED HER PUSSY SO HA!!!! ANNNNNNND I HATE JONAS BROTHERS AND I NEVER MET THEM!!!! BURNED....AGAIN XD
24 Aug, 2011
i just got burned lol and STFU JANEL
ok so u do have a bf... i gkt burned lmao AND STFU!! I NEVER METTHE JONAS BROTHERS SO HA! U LOVE THE PUSSY AND THE DICK JANEL!!
24 Aug, 2011
stfu janel :P
oh ya? then if im the ugliest and i think ur the ugliet, why r u single without a bf/gf? ooo burned XD IM THE HOTTEST, SEXIEST ALIVE!!! YOU'RE UGLIER THEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF!
24 Aug, 2011
Janel
blog wars officially on! im the cutest and hottest and s**iest on earth! go s*** chocolate balls$
24 Aug, 2011
:(
leaving vegas next friday
24 Aug, 2011
...
just like yesterday, i feel like im being watched...
23 Aug, 2011
dammit im bored
this is also the reasons why i rarely come on during the day
23 Aug, 2011
lol memories
once on this bouncy water slide when i was young and me and josh racing to the bottom we jump off and it waz a long way down me: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!! josh: I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!!!! *we crash to the bottom* me: well now i believe i can die josh: ya me to lol
23 Aug, 2011
hahaha pwned rick pwned :D
lol we went to get ice cream and i thought of a prank i told rick and josh i'll buy 2 of them and make mark sit on it 2 make it look like he s*** his pants they agreed so i bought 2 mark: 2? r u gettin fat? me: um no? its for l8ter mark: ok yeah whtevs :) *we walk home* josh: hey rick mark could u get napkins? mark: sure rick: in the kitchen mark: ik that me: *gets chocolate ice cream and puts it on marks chair mark: ok here *sits down* mark: my a** is freezing *stands up* me: it looks like u got a loose pooop stuck in ur kabouse! we all laughed but mark
23 Aug, 2011
party time
its party time in vegas :D so im loggin off cya guys love ya
23 Aug, 2011
lol
old man: and thats why i dont eat balogna derek: tht was funny, disgusting, and confusing at the same time. *later* old man: and thats why i dont eat balogna derek: ive heard the story 20 times and i still dont get it ash: *fake laughing* ikr *later* old man: *farts* and thats why i dont eat balogna tripp, burger, derek, ash: Ohhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha
22 Aug, 2011
lmao
derek: old ppl r boring, no offence, and they sleep all day, no offence, and they're hard of hearing *yells in grandma ears* NO OFFENCE!
22 Aug, 2011
lol
ash: i still dont know what the p stands for derek: pee! ash: thats what im asking burger: Pee!! ash: THATS WHAT IM ASKING! *l8ter* tripp: good luck captain pee pants! *the band salutes the nerd* ash: i still dont know wht the p stands for derek: Oh for crying out loud... URINE!! ash: im in what?!?!
22 Aug, 2011
i need to watch im in the band again
wht the t**le says
22 Aug, 2011
thank u god
thank u god for helping jason
22 Aug, 2011
speakin of kicking ass it happend yay :D
so im walking to buy some alcohol and this random emo comes him: hey me: hey him: wht up me: nm him: wanna be friends me: no ur looking at me creepy him: aww but i find u s**y me: wtf r u gay? him: duh! u r too all emos r gay! me: let me explain something to u *punches him in the face and knees him in the stomach* me: explanation over bye bye
22 Aug, 2011
u know what i havent done in a while?
i cant believe it. its one of my hobbies i cant beleive i havent kicked a**holes a** yet...
22 Aug, 2011
poor centipede
in honour of the centipede's accidental death, i made it a grave saying: R.I.P Mr. or Mrs. Centipede You were a crawly insect who did an act of suicide by going on my keyboard
22 Aug, 2011
158 Souls
mua hahaha 158 souls! soon i'll have enough to take over the world! mua hahahaha >: )
22 Aug, 2011
wow
i cant beleive this is the first time im listening to music since 2 weeks ago
22 Aug, 2011
wow
so im typing and theres a centipede on the keyboard i type where it is and it literally goes flying off the keyboard
22 Aug, 2011
omg
ive never seen a centipede so scared in my life!
22 Aug, 2011
....
wow i got to get used to ppl bein in skool now :( this totally s***s... so im logging off pce
22 Aug, 2011
wow...
this s***s every1 has school.
22 Aug, 2011
bye
im gonna try n sleep night
22 Aug, 2011
destiny and janel
ya ur right destiny janel is rlly helping me to ur a great friend janel
22 Aug, 2011
damn
i got a major headache
22 Aug, 2011
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
OMG STOP THIS PAIN!!!
22 Aug, 2011
NO!
NOOO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!
22 Aug, 2011
...
why....
22 Aug, 2011
:"(
im scared now....
22 Aug, 2011
:"(
-sighs-
22 Aug, 2011
plz
god plz dont let it be true oh god plz dont let it be true
22 Aug, 2011
omg omg omg omg omg omg
destiny r u serious?!?!?!
22 Aug, 2011
omg
no...No.....NOOO!!!! THIS IS ALL WRONG!!!!!!!! PLZ JASON DONT DIE AND PLZ DESTINY DONT KILL URSELF IF HE DOES!!
22 Aug, 2011
...
not even im in the band could make me feel better
22 Aug, 2011
???
why would jason do this?_?
22 Aug, 2011
:(
why would jason try to kill him self? get better dude :(
22 Aug, 2011
omg
now im scared to know why jason is in the hospital hope u get better
22 Aug, 2011
...
i think ik wht the ansser is and im scared to kno if im right....
22 Aug, 2011
ok
im scared to get an answer
21 Aug, 2011
lol
wow destiny haha
21 Aug, 2011
lol first, then, last
first: man: lets have a moment of silence burger: *farts* the band laughs man: who did tht band: *points at a random lady* man: mom we talked about this later burger: *pushes man and breaks to tables man: who did that? band: points at the lady man: thats why we dont hav u over! finally ash: someone stole the turkey! man: who stole it? band: points at the lady man: thats it goodbye mother
21 Aug, 2011
lmao what a terrible plan ash and ash spilled grape juice on the carpet
tripp: now what? we killed the kitten! ash: i have a plan *starts going into ashes mind and we see him beside to ppl with a letter ash: the cat is gone! He left this note: i ran away! dont look for me! youll never find me! P.S. im the one who spilt grape juoce on ur carpet
21 Aug, 2011
lmao
tripp: ash, i have never said this b4 and i will probably never say it again but ur a genious! ash: YOU HEAR THAT DAD!!! derek: ur dad isnt dead ash: ik i just done have a cell phone
21 Aug, 2011
lol derek,iris, ash
ash: ok im gonna try to take off this pickle costume derek: ok irish do as i say iris: ok derek: breathe! ash: *trying to take off costume* im breathing! derek: push! ash: im pushing! derek: scream if u have too! ash: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
21 Aug, 2011
LMFAO!!!
iris: im going into labour ash: well thats fantastic! what type of work will u be doing? *l8ter* derek: rock, paper, scissors? ash: Good idea, well knock her out with a rock, cut the cord with scissors, and wrap the baby in paper! iris: is there a plan b? *tripp returns* derek: oh good ur back, youll be proud to know while u left, we made a fessible plan b *l8ter* derek: ok derek u can do this, u have done things far more difficult. There will he challenges but u will over-come them. There will be hurdles but u will leap them. You are a great man eith almoghty powers. Some even call u the chosen one.and perhaps there correct but right now.. tripp: derek the baby!!! derek: oh is that still happening *finally* derek: iris u did it! u got a new baby girl! tripp: turn it around derek: Boy!
21 Aug, 2011
wtf?
we all finish chiken and washed our hands rick is washing we say jurry up finish washing he goes im almost done doing it! josh: wtf we did not need to know that me: ya what happens with u...stays with u! rick: u sick minded a**holes me: josh did it lol
20 Aug, 2011
lol on the phone
derek: arnesto.. im sorry... IM SORRY I DIDT PANTS U MORE OFTEN U FREAK!! everyone but tripp: *lmafo* arnesto: WHAT?!?! burger: yea im sorry too.....SORRY UR A DUMB FREAK (forget wht he says) arnesto: WHAT?!?!?! everyone but tripp: *lmao* ash: ya! im sorry i quit ballroom dancing when i was 8! my mom waz right.. i do regret it!!! u freak!!! arnesto: what?!?!?!?! ash: hahahaha (only ash laughs)
20 Aug, 2011
lol first episode
principle is fat btw fat man on radio talking to tripp: whats ur name son? principle: who do u think u are?!?! tripp: tripp camble! fat man: do u want dinner with iron weasel? principle: do u want a weeks detention? tripp: you bet i do fat man! *trip looks at principle* principle: :o
20 Aug, 2011
lolz
police: *grabbing everyone derek: wait hes the bad guy! arnesto: guys i have one more thing to say b4 jail! everyone except tripp: what? tripp and arnesto: WEASEL PRANK!! *jump around high fiving each other and the police (fake cops) derek and burger: whoa that was good really good *laughing* ash: i have no idea whats going on! *laughing*
20 Aug, 2011
lmao
arnesto: line up! *walks to derek and pants him derek: i have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter burger: *crosses his fingers* plz be wearing underwear! plz be wearing underwear!! arnesto: *pants him burger: Yes!!!! arnesto: *pants ash* ash: whoa! i did not see that coming!
20 Aug, 2011
lmao
ash: in gonna wash it down with some mini sports drinks *drinks shampoo* burger: thats shampoo ash: *burps and a bubble comes out* Whoooooaaaa
20 Aug, 2011
lol
derek and ash: dont mess it up! dont mess it up! burger: *slaps him self* derek and ash: YOURE STAYING IN THE VAN! lol
20 Aug, 2011
more ash funny moments hes the funniest ever
derek: yea about that we need u to stay in the van burger burger: what why? derek: in case....in case...... ash: YOU HAVE TROUBLE GOING TO THE BATHROOM!!!! XD
20 Aug, 2011
lol
tripp: can u keep a secret? burger: is it about ash's tail? tripp: :o ash has a tail! burger: uh noo whered u get that from :/ XD
20 Aug, 2011
omg im in the band is hilarious lol plz dont cancel it
burger: aww cmon i dont fold under pressure derek: oh yeah.....then slap ash in the face as hard as u can ash: yeah...WHAT?!?!
20 Aug, 2011
sorry for lat night
sorry for last night guys the place lost power so we lost internet :( i bet it was from the storm it was storminh and hailing
19 Aug, 2011
The ppl r not in the bracets and im in the bracets (confusig right lol)
Youre the one we all can see its al about you (its all about me!) youre fabulous (im fabulous) youre fabulous (im fabulous)
19 Aug, 2011
looks like josh got revenge
he scared the living day light out of me
19 Aug, 2011
800th Blog
today waz the f***ig best!
19 Aug, 2011
yo
hey im on
18 Aug, 2011
gee
i just hope for once more then one friend is on at this time ah well
18 Aug, 2011
gtg
:( i gtg :( such a shame just 2 or 3 more blogs until 800 ah well 2morrow its gonna be 800 for sure haha gtg which s***s :( bye :"(
18 Aug, 2011
damn
i hate m***********ing mosquitos i got bites everyehere and theu r itchy!! :( i hate u mosquitos
18 Aug, 2011
Destiny
yeah same
18 Aug, 2011
earlier today when we arrived at the hotel
we all check in and there r 4 beds lol me and josh in one bed, rick and mark in the other, and ashley, lily, in on and kate in one haha lucky kate she gets a hed to herself lol so the girls r resting and us boys r bein awesome and fighting lol the girls ask to keep it down ciz theyre trying to sleep i turn to them and go: hmm. i see. (we all have pillows in pur hands) i guess we have to stop....not! get them!!!!! and we all had a great time
18 Aug, 2011
lolz
i hope i dont ill get deflated lmao
18 Aug, 2011
hehe
hey owner i wonder if ill ever run out of stuffing..
18 Aug, 2011
destiny
yup thats true haha love u
18 Aug, 2011
lolz
and destiny ur my owner haha (wait tht wasnt an insult haha) im such ur dumb emo teddybear lolz love u 2 <3
18 Aug, 2011
haha
lol its tru destiny thats just me love u more :)
18 Aug, 2011
.
You're the one we all can see Its all about you (its all about me!) youre fabulous (im fabulous) youre fabulous (im fabulous!)
18 Aug, 2011
haha lol
i cant destiny im too awesome lol love u :)
18 Aug, 2011
im fabulous
wht the t**le says
17 Aug, 2011
woo
i arrived a few hours ago it waz awesome to stretch the air of vegas makes me calm :D woo vegas is my town :)
17 Aug, 2011
i just realized
no one is online at this l8 hour!! grrr im mad ah well ill log off do other stuff pce
17 Aug, 2011
My Lazy Steriod Bro
connor is my steriod bro he is my lazy steriod bro :D we lay back and be lazy and fake injuries so ppl get us stuff and free entertainment :) haha we r ingood shape although were lazy :D ttyl steriod bro
17 Aug, 2011
omg lol
wow ur that scared b**** to block me? get a life lol
17 Aug, 2011
connor u r so right
dude u r so right being lazy is sooo fun
17 Aug, 2011
yup
life totally rulez :)
17 Aug, 2011
10 min
i leave in 10 min
17 Aug, 2011
omfg
i had a dream last nite that we were chillaxing and it waz afternoon all of a sudden its night time and the moon looks down at me with a face, smiles, then winks at me i go huh all of a sudden destiny comes flying and says scooby doo will be chased tonight then meagan flies to me and says the moon is gonna smile and wink at u haunting u thwn all of a sudden scooby doo is being chased by the moon and i wake up
17 Aug, 2011
omg i love my saying
Loved By A Few Hated By Many Respected By All...
17 Aug, 2011
leaving
im leaving 2morrow to las vegas alrigt back to vegas baby :) my town =)
16 Aug, 2011
mornin/night
ik its morning but im tired so night
16 Aug, 2011
2 EVERYONE IM TALKIN 2 READ THIS (this is jonny btw)
my batter is almost dead so its gonna shut off on me soon so if i dont reply u kno why
16 Aug, 2011
wow
i see jonny is pretty popular on here
16 Aug, 2011
Hey
Hey guys i am josh. yea so thats it. bye
16 Aug, 2011
i mean my friends
the ones in real life josh, rick, mark
16 Aug, 2011
ok
from now till i log off i am officially allowing u guys to talk 2 my friends
16 Aug, 2011
about it
josh made me make one lol
16 Aug, 2011
yo guys make a toontown lol
because its fun and i have on lol
16 Aug, 2011
im gonna write new languages everytime cuz i add language keyboard and delete them so chinese now
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16 Aug, 2011
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backward t**le
16 Aug, 2011
omg 765 already?
my 765 blog already?!?! just about 2 dayz ago waz my 600th blog
16 Aug, 2011
?_?
omg
16 Aug, 2011
?_?
destiny just got me confused
16 Aug, 2011
me and max
we gonna go kill bieber and his family so when bieber does, his mom wont hav anymore children likehim and his dad wont find a mom like biebers so we dont have another weiner like him we gonna kill em lol biebers r d***heads!
16 Aug, 2011
Me and Max
hahaha good times bro gooooood times :D
16 Aug, 2011
speakin of blood
i just remember how i lost one of my teeth lol it was loose like rlly loose and i bit knto my hot dog im chewing and i bite something hard i spit and i see something white i thought eww wtf is in my hotdog but then i saw it was my tooth my second hint was all the blood
16 Aug, 2011
whenever i dont have messages
i write blogs
16 Aug, 2011
omg
4 giant movers and shakers tremoring the building
16 Aug, 2011
sellbot, lawbot, bossbot, cashbot hq tough
wow those places with they're bosses r hard
15 Aug, 2011
Good Ol' Loopy Electrozapper
yup thats me lol
15 Aug, 2011
Factory: Defeated
we destroyed the factory
15 Aug, 2011
Bottom Feaders: Defeated
Defeated them cya l8ter
15 Aug, 2011
Flunkies: Defeated
We defeated flunkies with trumpets! lol cya flunky
15 Aug, 2011
The Big Cheese: Defeated
We defeated the big cheese by throwing pies and a cake at him cya big cheese
15 Aug, 2011
ya woo
we escaped the field office :D damn but the next floor is always tough always level 10's and 11's :( at least we get SOS ppl wnd alot of experience
15 Aug, 2011
my fav animal
snake type of snake: The Giant Anaconda
15 Aug, 2011
true
all u haters do is a** talk
15 Aug, 2011
whoa
them movers and shakers r tough we got quaked and trevored haha those field offices r tough
15 Aug, 2011
stfu
skylar u need to stfu and stop this s*** eith destiny u gotta stfu and leave this place and hope u dont see me oh s*** i dont hit girls ok then my sister then! lol anywayz point is stfu fatass how kuch do u weigh? when u step on the scale it probably says to be continued
15 Aug, 2011
whoa
the vp, cv, ceo, and the hq was tough
15 Aug, 2011
dead or alive?
*splash* omg i landed in water *swims to shore with a crowd waitig over there* Did everyone see that because i will NOT be doing it again!
15 Aug, 2011
heyyyy!!!!
i warned u guys to stop blowing holes in my ship!!!! so now im eivig off the buildin i hope i survive like jack sparrow lol *jumps off* AAHHHHHHHH
15 Aug, 2011
grrrr
wheres my ship?!?! did someone blow holes in it? do i have 2 yell it STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!!!! lmao
15 Aug, 2011
ow
those ppl that sent about 20 teens on us 7 ppl hurt us bad my knee is killing me now
15 Aug, 2011
...
we waz so creeped 2day wow hope were never held hostage again
14 Aug, 2011
holy shit 2day was scary
holy s*** we got into HUGE trouble 2day wow our pranking dayz r now over....
14 Aug, 2011
alright
time for bacon and eggs yum lol alright pce ppl be on l8ter hopefully or like the usual, around midnight
14 Aug, 2011
so tired
so tired i just woke up from an awesome dream i hope 2 do 2day
14 Aug, 2011
idk
i love saying in a few idk why
14 Aug, 2011
damn
why does my finger all of a sudden hurt? oh yeah i jammed it afcidently
14 Aug, 2011
spoke 2 soon
ok nvm now i only have half battery left
14 Aug, 2011
yay
im gettin close to 10000 views! wahoo!
14 Aug, 2011
im in the mood
im in the mood for pirates of the caribean on stranger tides...
14 Aug, 2011
idk
should i log off or not im bored if i log off ill go find somethin else 2 do wow i cant beleive i got so much battery left
14 Aug, 2011
ok lol
who ever is my friend will message me, and if ur not my friend message me! lol
14 Aug, 2011
im bored
HMU
13 Aug, 2011
Nikki
finally glad u get online every night now cuz in the old dayz i missed u :) ppl keep cheatin and messin with her so u guyz r g**na get it! so stop messin with her shes awesome cool and sweet :) i luv ya :)
13 Aug, 2011
Jessica
shes destiny's friend and my friend and we are all great friends haha :) we all hate skylar more then anything in our lives (well i do at least idk 'bout u guyz haha) yea ur such a great and awesome friend :)
13 Aug, 2011
Jessica
Hey jessica ur exactly like a sister to me and thTs great :) ur such a great friend we need to talk more often like we used to what happend 2 ur history lol
13 Aug, 2011
Destiny
Destiny whts up? Haha ur a vampire! :D get on! i miss tLkin 2 u :D shes funny and awesome so dont mess with her or u must be sejtenced to death haha :) she likes piggy back rides on me lol lov ya destiny
13 Aug, 2011
Hannah
Hey Hannah hru? :D ur awesome shes like what one of the best ever and it would s*** if u werent her friend trust me pervs if u mess with her then u will meet jonny and he will not talk much there will he some action though so watch it! love u hannah
13 Aug, 2011
Lindsey
Hey my other little sister! hru we havent talked in like forever! Shes funny and awesome and kind and she rulez :) but she better stay off my page hahha dont mess with her either or else...
13 Aug, 2011
Emily
Hey it's one kf my little sisters! haha whats up? :D she is sweet, kind, a great little sis, and cares for her older bro haha now do what i say and get me some water! haha jk ur a great friend so no one mess with her or else...
13 Aug, 2011
Connor
This guy will be one of the best you'll meet :) Hes an awesome and cool dude and he rulez like me haha Hes funny and is happy most of the time just like me haha :D He rarely gets p***ed off and he works out haha. He went to the hospital which s***ed and we all missed him but glad ur ok buddy:)
13 Aug, 2011
Meagan
I have the same feeling as you do. The moment i met u and talked 2 u, i knew we were goin 2 be close friends :) You've been the best ever and i hope to meet u some day :) it would make my life better seeing you <3 Yeah me and my motorbike will hopefully see u and we can ride together on it :) Noo my cookie!! hahaha just remember to STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!!!! hahahaha :) love u meagan :)
13 Aug, 2011
after all this time
i still dont know what my fav word is lol
13 Aug, 2011
hmmm
i wonder how ky voice would sound like with auto tune lol
13 Aug, 2011
Damn You Auto Correct!
it is awesome and hilarious it totally rulez
13 Aug, 2011
oh yeah!
almost at 8000 views
13 Aug, 2011
jose line
its ok imam going to ask schmed to blow him up
13 Aug, 2011
walter line
ive alwayz wanted to say this, screw u this merry christmas
13 Aug, 2011
bubba j line
just watchin nascar and drinkin beeeeer! haha
13 Aug, 2011
peanut line
whats her a freakin pickle on a pencil?
13 Aug, 2011
achmed line lol
did u know when ur driving down the highway in a blue priece and u stick ur arm out the window u tuuuurnnn? hahaha
13 Aug, 2011
idc wht u say
but i just realized selena gomez is an awesome singer and skillet songs rule
13 Aug, 2011
omg i almost choked 2 death
i will never again lay down while chewing gum i coughed and it went down the air hole thing and i coughed harder and miraculously it came out of the air hole thank you God for letting me live longer
13 Aug, 2011
That Is Not Lil' Wayne!!!
lil wayne swears so much in his songs but there is this 1, i forgot it, but it only uses the word s*** 3 times he uses all them swears in his songs that is not lil wayne
13 Aug, 2011
i luv repeating this
you niggas are geletin, peanuts 2 an elephant, i got through that sentence like a subject and a predicet
12 Aug, 2011
damn
i want me some juice soo f***ing much but i cant :(
12 Aug, 2011
Electric
The Night Is All Electric And We Are All Conected The Energy Is Epic And They Are All Authentic
12 Aug, 2011
alright!
well brad just made my night well actually hhh did :)
12 Aug, 2011
let me tell u a story
ok 1nce upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was soo ugly that everybody died. and then he hated him self so he commit suicide by looking at hisself in the mirror. the end goodnight
12 Aug, 2011
Lindsey and Emily
You 2 Are The Best Sister's A Guy Could Ask For Luv Ya Guyz :) Stay Cool :)
12 Aug, 2011
well heres how its alwayz like
i come on at 5:30am just to write a blog then i log out cuz im exhausted so night yall
12 Aug, 2011
omg lol
omg lol i punched a random stalker in the face like i said i would :o it was funny haha he chased me but then inremembered the homus so i let him chase me there and i stood infront of the homus he charges at me, i moge outta the way and he falls in! lmao hes like wtf? this is disgusting! thn i thought if he gets up, hes goin to the hole. so liike i predicted, he got up and chased me again it was dark so i needed to walk to see where the hole was i found and it ran then jumped over it he never saw it so he fell in :D me: syanora stalker then i leave hahaha
12 Aug, 2011
700th Blog
Alright guyz i gtg i love u all goodnight mfg and my awesome friends u know who u are :) luv u all
12 Aug, 2011
10
10 more mins im jonny is gone cuz he has to go in 10 min
12 Aug, 2011
i miss juice
damn i miss having juice i hate acid reflex :(
12 Aug, 2011
i gtg in 10-20 min maybe 30 min ill think
wht the t**le says
12 Aug, 2011
holy crap
so many messages its hard2 keep up with all of them
12 Aug, 2011
™
I ®ulez so much b©uz i do
12 Aug, 2011
Me
Look Every Body As I Shine My Face And We Are Surprisingly Awesome With A Shiny Dude Named Jonny I Totally Invite You Guys Too, Into My Awesome House To Party All Night!
11 Aug, 2011
yeah
yeah yeah yeah im doin good and bein awesome as usual life is good my friends r good and im good and life is good (wait i just said tht lol) ajd WAIT WTF AM I DOING?!?!?!?! I STILL NEVE WROTE ANY BLOGS ON WHT HAPPEND TODAY!!!!!!!!!
11 Aug, 2011
GoodNight
Good Night MFG And Good Night To Janel (Janellypoo) For Saying Im Hilarious 24/7 :P Good Night To Connor, Meagan, Destiny, Nikki, Hannah, Amber, Janel, Emily, Jessica, Jessica, Chris, Cyle, Bree
11 Aug, 2011
lol
guess i won blog wars or until u log back on and compliment m more janellypoo :D
11 Aug, 2011
HEREZ WAT JONNY SAYS NEXT
JANEL THANK U FOR THOSE KIND WORDS OF WELCOME YOU: OH JONNY IS SO AWESOME, ****, FUNNY, AND STRONG END DEFINETLY NOT AN OLD MAN! IF ANYTHING IM A BLIND WOMAN WITH HEARING PEOBLEMS SO PLZ HELP ME WELCOME OUR WINNER, JONNY!!! OH JANEL THAT RULED AND BTW DID U MENTION IM FUNNY 24/7? WELL I AM PPL GT OVER IT WORD
11 Aug, 2011
shut the fuck up janel
hell no u aint the funniest person alive jeff dunham is so ha! and im hilarious and fun 24/7 so stopthis s***
11 Aug, 2011
Janel
hey wtf im funny 24/7 so ha i rulez
11 Aug, 2011
Janel
hey im funny lol im the funniest in highschool wel tht ended goin 2 college now and i can be funny when i want 2 be :D
11 Aug, 2011
Janel
Janel u are hilarious u make me laugh alot lol
11 Aug, 2011
biscuts
biscuts i want my mom's biscuts those r goooooood but i want a crape so freakin much! i wrote this like a few weeks ago but crapes taste so freaking good!
11 Aug, 2011
?¿?¿
is it just me or did i just hear someone yelling for help? must be those pills im gettin sleepy
11 Aug, 2011
so
took some this medicine and im getttttin sleepy might hit the sac early 2nite
11 Aug, 2011
i wonder
i wonder alot of things but whats on my mind right now is i wonder how funnel cake tastes like ive heard its delicious
11 Aug, 2011
amber
good night amber sleep tight luv ya too :)
11 Aug, 2011
i still dont get this line from tik tok
her: *wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy* me: how the f do u feel like him whn ur female and hes male, and ur white and hes black?!?!
11 Aug, 2011
who knows
well who knows my ticket 2 happiness?
11 Aug, 2011
grr
not in a good mood 2day none of us are... dont ask why i dont wanna say
11 Aug, 2011
well
i havent been commin on here no more well im havin a great time i miss all u guyz hmu
10 Aug, 2011
pce
gtg pce
10 Aug, 2011
Destiny
true true i am her bother and she has 2 listen 2 me lol alright fine im not out of it haha
10 Aug, 2011
2 everyone im talking 2
i gtg soon
10 Aug, 2011
destiny and emily
im stayin out of this fight lol i dont wanna gt involved and gets pushed into more homus lol
10 Aug, 2011
lil wayne 6 foot 7 foot lines
*never met the b**** but i f*** her like i missed her *life is the b****, and death is her siata * u niggas are geletin, peanuts to an elephant, igot through that sentwnce like subject and predicet * excuse my charisma, voldka with a spritzer *swagger down my pat, call my s*** patricia (and thats insulting 2 a girl named patricia) *6 foot 7 foot 8 foot bunch
10 Aug, 2011
sorry hehehe
sorry destiny ur a vampire for life now hahaha
10 Aug, 2011
why does this kinda stuff alwayz happen
ok so were walkin (again) us 4 (obviously) bein awesome (u kno it) and then it hit us. we wanted 2 make ppl chase us, split up, and meet in one place so we went and p***ed ppl off and ruined their dessert. they go up and started chasing us! so we all split and they split too so it took five minutes 2 lose them but they went 2 the place we were meetin up at and then us 4 from diffrent corners come, se them, see us, scream, and crash into each other. it didnt hurt but what s***ed was someone threw out a plate of homus. we landed in it and then bugs came all over us. disgusting!
09 Aug, 2011
lmao b4 and after
Before Marriage- Boy: I have been waiting for this day Girl: Do u want me to leave?? Boy: NO!!! Girl: Do u love me? Boy: Of Course Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?? Boy: Never in my life Girl: Will u ever kiss me? Boy: Every chance i get Girl: Will u hit me?? Boy: Are u crazzy.. Girl: Can i trust u?? Boy: Yes..!! Girl: Sweet Heart.. -After Marriage-(now read from bottom to top)<----
09 Aug, 2011
sleep
i slept awesome last night woke up once thanks to the thunder >__<
09 Aug, 2011
this is so true about me
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09 Aug, 2011
2 everyone i talkin 2
gtg ppl cya
09 Aug, 2011
b4 it started storming
me: *buys a doughnut and eats it wuickly* me: aww im done already! me: *walks tk the cashier* could i hav a free doughnut her: why? me: i lost it her: how did u lose it me: well one moment its in my mouth and then it disappeared! her: nice try hahaha me: aww man lol
09 Aug, 2011
oh wait
wait a sec wht do i mean get the f*** outta my lifee u were never in my life so i suggest u dont mkve into it
09 Aug, 2011
ok i saw destinys blog sayinh wow skylar
hell no akylar u r not gonna be my next so get the f*** outta my lifee
09 Aug, 2011
2day
so us 4 (obviously) were walkin 2 meet up with the girla for lunch and well these kids randomly throw stuff at ppl so i guess it was our turns they started 2 throw the rocks at us and wee like wtf me: oww wtf? josh: looks like its our turn theyre thrown stuff at us rick: wth? me: ok i suggest we scare them somehow mark: ok. so jonny, how we scarin them? me: heck if i know i came up with the plan u guys do the rest rick: how about we just run? me, josh, mark: noooo (sarcasm) rick: yes!! me: ughh whtever run! so the chase us and we each get hit in the head and they finally leaveee we meet up ajd were all bruised kate: fianlly were starving! ashley: yea we were gonna eat without you! me: ok hi how ya been? why r u guyz all bruised u may ask? oh yeah we just ran from pplnthrowing stones at us thanks for caring so much! josh: ik how do they not notice rick: were bruised like everywhere mark: yeah and they dont notice josh: are the blind (joke) me: i know eh? lol
09 Aug, 2011
:(
its storming here :(
09 Aug, 2011
Hannah
yes hannah u can but u forgot, vampires have super speed, can turn 2 bats and fly, jump rlly high, ar excellent fighters, weakens anything with fangs, and i can fly away normally so i win! haha
08 Aug, 2011
here are all the feelings im feeling now
bored, bored, bored, tired, hungrey, bored, bored, bored, and did i mention, bored?
08 Aug, 2011
miss
i miss my picture of me hello picture of me!
08 Aug, 2011
look who decided not 2 be scared anymore
hahahaha its tom! reminds of of tom riddle in harry potter. hahaha ok idc ive stopped looking 2 relax and enjoy my self but if i happen 2 see u then ur dead. but ive stopped looking and idc and i know loads of places with a c im not lookin anywayz ive got college 2 go to
08 Aug, 2011
hannah
hell no hannah vampires are immortal meaning they live forever and stay at a young age foreever!!!!!! dinos and kittys die!!! so we beat u anywayz so hahashahahhaha
08 Aug, 2011
that wzas the rap in the middle of the song
blog below listen 2 the t**le for this blog now
08 Aug, 2011
Determinate (some lyrics)
its wen and im heaven sent use it like a veteran renegade, lemonade, music is my medicine now go ahead and try to name a band we aint better then reason why the whole worlds making us instead of them people need a breather cuz they feelin that adrelinene, Stop! now hurry up and let us in Knock! cuz we commin to your house and ppl keep smiling at us with lemons in there mouth im the real deal you know how i feel people do it for the bill but i do it for the thrill get down now, i aint playin around put ur feet up on the ground and make that sound right
08 Aug, 2011
mua hahahaha
i shall make an army of vampires! mua hahahahahahahha i got destiny, nikki, and meagan now muahhahhahaha
08 Aug, 2011
its true
i got me some MINDLOUS BEHAAAVVIIOOOUUR!!!! and mindlous behavior isnt so bad there pretty good
08 Aug, 2011
gtg
ok bye this thing ahut offmonce i turned jt on quifkly 2 say hye so bye
08 Aug, 2011
man
i miss breakdancing my poor poor knee :(
08 Aug, 2011
im happy and surprised
im happy cuz it jever shut off yet and surprised it never shut off yet it usually shuts off at this time
08 Aug, 2011
hey
my ipad's almost up so if i dont reply then the ipad shut off
08 Aug, 2011
lol
i am jonny no ones me skylar has 2 take a pee haha
08 Aug, 2011
shit
i hate my damn ipad its running out kf battery again
08 Aug, 2011
lmfao pathetic
lmfao skylar ur pathetic u kno that right u tell other ppl 2 do ur own fights 2 finish off ur arguments lmao pathetic
08 Aug, 2011
More Than A Band (Some of the lyrics)
Reach for my hand cuz it's hekd out for you my shoulders are small but u can cry on them too everything changes but one thing is true, understand we'll alwayz be more then a band
08 Aug, 2011
i miss watching it
i miss watching lemonade mouth there movie and songs r awesome lol
08 Aug, 2011
2
Oh yeah kake tt 2 girls wooo hoo!
08 Aug, 2011
FINALLY!!!!
finaly i here a girl say that J.B s***s thank u death44 ur a good friend :D J.B s***s d***ies!!!!
08 Aug, 2011
mood
im in a rufus mood lol or i was lol
08 Aug, 2011
u know wht i love doing
i love 2 crack my back it feels sooo good
07 Aug, 2011
Rufus Lines
*Ohh ur not going to beleive this but i got this job 10 seconds ago!* *Oh ur noot going to beleive this but my invisible friend ravioli saved my spot in line!* *Ohhhhhhhh ur not going to beleive this but i cant have detention because im a super secret spy and i was supposed 2 be at he iungle for training 2 days ago **holds uo 3 fingers***
07 Aug, 2011
hannah
i was watching it too Ohhhhh ur not gonna beleive this, but i watched it too! lmao
07 Aug, 2011
ok
so do u guyz no why i dont do my faces like this :)))))) cuz it looks like it has a double chin. tht one has a 6th chin lol
07 Aug, 2011
i have a confession 2 make
i like annoying orange lmao * Im an orange, thats a key, theres an emo clown on tv* lol *im an orange, ur not me, jigsaw has 2 take a pee*
07 Aug, 2011
Welcome Back
A Special Welcome Back To Connor And We Hope He Gets Better In The Hospital. Welcome Back Bro :)
07 Aug, 2011
not staying on
not stayin on here busy day 2day and wht i mean by busy is fun lol so i just came 2 check my messages pce
07 Aug, 2011
me is tired
yawn yawn yawn tired jonny. im goin 2 bed. leav me some mssages will ya? night
07 Aug, 2011
this i dont miss
my head is uurting i got another headache :( this i dont miss :( could be cuz i dont sleep well these dayz
07 Aug, 2011
itz 5:30am
itz 5:30am and 2 be honest, i thought some ppl would be online meaning my friends ahh well its sleel tine for them probably haha
07 Aug, 2011
ok
so i gtg in a few but i'll be back on around 4ish or 5ish
07 Aug, 2011
Oh Snap!
Your so fat when u ordered a water bed, they put a large blanket over lake michigan Your so fat when u step in an elevator, it has to go down Your so old ur memory is in black and white Your so fat when u say a yellow bus with white ppl in it u said CATCH THAT TWINKIE!!! Your so fat when u wore guess jeans, the answer popped out
07 Aug, 2011
ok
see that button on my profile that says send message its meant 2 be used
07 Aug, 2011
something is wrong here
| Inbox (0) | that is supposed 2 hav numbers
07 Aug, 2011
:/
im extremly bored... what 2 do on a gaming site oh yeah play but th games SUCK! :/
07 Aug, 2011
whoa i wouldnt be on here but i got lucky
i almost got sprayed by a skunk i was jumping off my porch and theres askun right there i almost landed on it but it runz fast it almost tripped me i go holy s*** then it lifts its tail but i run fast then it just walks away
07 Aug, 2011
this is not me!
i have been on here for over 10 mins and i never wrote blogs or stories on wht happend 2day! wtf? thats not me lol
06 Aug, 2011
:(?
my thingy is almost outta battery and my charger is bein used :( so i gtg
06 Aug, 2011
???
hmmm skulls rule???????
06 Aug, 2011
omg wtf lol
so i was having a doughnut and i stopped eating it for a few mins cuz im answering my messaes then i couldnt find it i searched the whole place then i went to the lobby to look for it lol then i finally went back up and i looked at my hand and what do u know i was holding it the whole time FML.
06 Aug, 2011
wahooo!
i found my arrow and busted it out of internet prison take that lol
06 Aug, 2011
2nite was beast
2nite ruled it was beast with much more 2 come so im not gonna be on long
05 Aug, 2011
when i leave for college i want to know this
i want 2 know if my family is ok. the blog below made me think now. my mom has low iron my dad has arthiridus my little sister has well idk what she has my older sister has well idk what she has either lol so im stoppin by b4 i leave for michigan
05 Aug, 2011
My mom has low iron :( love ur mom
At 3yrs "Mommy, I love you". At 10, "Mom whatever". At 16, "My Mom is so annoying". At 18, "I wanna leave this house". At 25,"Mom, you were right". At 30, "I wanna go to Mom's house". At 50, "I don't wanna lose my Mom". At 70, "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me". You only… have 1 Mom. Post this on your wall if you appreciate & love your Mom no matter if she is here or not ♥
05 Aug, 2011
???????
where the hell is my arrow?
05 Aug, 2011
august 1st fail fireworks
lol these ppl were doin fireworks and they s***ed they rarely exploded! :( yeah anywayz they said the finale will be an extreme explosion. it wouldnt even go into the sky. fail. they lit it up like 5 times and it never worked. fail lol
05 Aug, 2011
oh yeah rock on
yeah! woo! im almost at 7000 views and then just 3000 more views away from bein at 10000 views! waaahoooo lol
05 Aug, 2011
I'm 1%
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one year old son. People call her a s***, no one knows she was raped at 13 . People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be obese. People call an old man ugly . No one knows he had a serious injury fighting for our country in the war . Post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 99% of you won't.
05 Aug, 2011
Thats Love....Again
Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have s**" Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm h****" Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me" Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" *Advice* Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love (or strong like). *Requirements* Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships
05 Aug, 2011
In Court For Raping The Replay Button On Youtube Vids
Judge: Tell me Mr. Replay, were did he click you? Replay Button: here [gestures entire? body] *cries* Judge: And how many times did you say he clicked you? Replay Button: OVER 9000!!!!!! your honor.... Judge: And what do you have to say Mr. Arrow? Arrow: Dude, I told you already? I only? clicked on him maybe 50? times. Judge: Mr.Arrow you're going to internet prison for an intire year. Arrow: Dammit! How am i supposed? to do my job now?! Me: Where the? hell is my arrow?!
05 Aug, 2011
Do It! Do It! Do It!
3 questions 1 chance. 3 honest answers. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 3 questions. ( TO MY INBOX ) Any questions, no matter how crazy, dirty, weird, or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this onto your profile.
05 Aug, 2011
BRB
brb for 5-10 min
05 Aug, 2011
came back
came back from swimming few mins ago. i rulez. ehh not in the mood today for me to lol. idk
05 Aug, 2011
just came here for a few
just logged on a for a few we have 2 go like now so pce
05 Aug, 2011
7am
have i actually been on at 7am b4? *yawns* im tired
05 Aug, 2011
oh sh¡t not again
wow f***ing thing is almost outta battery again f*** this sh¡t not literally lol so imma get off in a few so it dont die in the middle of conversations
05 Aug, 2011
This Is So Wrong :"(
MONTH 1:MOMMY IM ONLY 4 INCHES LONG MONTH 2:MOMMY I LOVE YOUR VOICE ITS A SWEET LULLABY MONTH 3:MOMMY I JUST FOUND OUT IM A BOY!AREN'T YOU GLAD MONTH 4: MOMMY I JUST LEARNED HOW TO SUCK MY THUMB!I GET A LOT OF EXCERCISE!I CAN TUEN MY HEAD AND STRETCH MONTH 5:MOMMY WHY ARE YOU CRYING?IT MAKES ME CRY TOO!SEE I CRY EVEN THOUGHT YOU CAN'T SEE ME MONTH 6:MOMMY THAT DOCTOR LIED TO YOU;I AM REAL!i DON'T LIKE THAT DOCTOR AT ALL! MONTH 7: I HEAR THAT DOCTOR AGAIN!WHAT'S ABORTION?OW!MOMMY I FEEL A NEEDLE;IT'S BURNING,MOMMY!HELP ME! I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM IT! MOMMY IT'S OKAY NOW IM IN THE HANDS OF GOD NOW.HE EXPLAINED TO ME WHAT ABORTION IS. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?DIDN'T YOU WANT ME MOMMY?IF YOU THINK ABORTION IS WRONG COPY N PASTE THIS!! :"(
05 Aug, 2011
-music starts and i break dance-
wahooooo did i mention i break dance? anywayz i win! i win! i win! and backwards ¡niw i ¡niw i ¡niw i
05 Aug, 2011
600th blog
ok so janel aint quitting huh well i aint either cuz i rulez and i have all my 69 friends to prove it and my 11 fans and 6894 viewers! ao hahahhhhHHa lol ur blind and have hearin problema givw up jow?
05 Aug, 2011
i got a feeling
i got a feeling.... that tonights gonna be a good night. okmwell u get it lol no my feelig is i think i won over janel boo ya!
05 Aug, 2011
>: )
NO UR DUMB JANEL SO YEAH! I WIN! word
05 Aug, 2011
lol shut up
NOO I DONT U WANT TO SUCK A BIG SMELLY STINKYNRAW MOULDY BAKED AND DEEP FRYED NOT TOUCHED IN 5MILLION YEARS DICK!! UR BLIND,HAVE HEARING PROBLEMA AND IS DUMB
05 Aug, 2011
wtf janel is lier haha
FUCK U JANEL NEVER SAID THAT! NOW SHE ALSO HAS HEARING PROBLEMS OMG!!!! SHES ALSO A GAY LESBIAN OHHHH YAAA
05 Aug, 2011
shut hefuck up janl lol
yeah i spelt ur name rog on purpose oh! ATTENTION MFG JANEL IS BLIND AND DUMN SHE THINKS MALES R FEMALES AND FEMALES R MALES BEWARE OF THAT!!!!!! AND JANEL IS BEIN DUMN CUZ SHE SAID TO SUCK HER DICK AND WOMEN HAVE NO DICKS SO I WIN AGAIN HABAHAHAHAHAH AND MY HAIR IS PERFECT! word
05 Aug, 2011
u are!
yeah janel u are blind! u cant see a thing! oh yeh i say how many fingers am i holding (its 2 btw) and u say 8! so ha ur blind at home ur mom says to get her a popsicle and u get her jalapenio sticks! blind woman janel ova here woo! ATTENTION MFG JANEL IS BLIND BEWARE!
05 Aug, 2011
shut the hell up janel
nope no grey hairs u see maybe u r blind! mua ahhahahaha some babies r wrinkly? omg thats new u learn somethin new everyday blind woman :D
05 Aug, 2011
wtf janel
1 i aint old 2 i aint old 3 i aint old 4 i aint old 5 we r both young 6 i aint old 7 i aint mentioning nothing 8 how the hell are newborn kids old? 9 i aint old 10 did i mention, i aint old?
05 Aug, 2011
its possible? omg lol
yeah me Nd destiny r together got a problem with that? gooooooooood hahha plus im not old! im not old!!!!!
05 Aug, 2011
u shut it!
i have no grandma jeez lol gwt tht through yo' head oh yeah oh im tooooo young to be old and i dont even think ole ppl f*** each other lmao
05 Aug, 2011
shit!!
no janel i dont even have a grandma yet lol and im still young jeez! ill be extremly old at 30 but 20 aint that old lmao
05 Aug, 2011
HEELLP
JANEL I AIT OLD YET AHHHHHH I HATE GREY HAIR LOL HEELLLP ME IMMA SMELL LIKE OLD PERSON AHHHHH! LMAO
05 Aug, 2011
wtf lol
janel i am not old yet stop calling me gramdpa or gramps lmao i am still normal awesome JonnyRulez! lol
05 Aug, 2011
Plans
so hawaii is for 2 weeka and vegas is for 2 weeks :) then im on the plane for 2 days and 3 days in ny my home town. then i leav for michigan to start college its gonna be awesome and s***y lol im joiininh the army josh inspired me and my friend Johnny aka J.Justice so me and josh joinin the arny and rick and mark like the idea so us 4 army as for katie, shes gonna be a nurse, ashley and marry r gonna be flourists so eerything is turnin out good
05 Aug, 2011
I Beleive In God :)
If you carry a bible , the devil gets a headache. When you open it , he collapses. When he see`s you reading it he faints. When he see`s you living it , he flees. And just when your about to re-post this he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy & paste this if you believe in god.
04 Aug, 2011
omg! omg! omg! omg! omg! omg! omg! omg!
in 2 years imma be 20 years old!!! im gettin so old! eww im gettin an old age!
04 Aug, 2011
might
i might hit the sac in a few my neck is aching a lot thatnwas some fall we had
04 Aug, 2011
wow
my neck rlly hurts lol that will teach us for prankinh josh haha but then y iw josh hurt? lol
04 Aug, 2011
so
u kno the dream i mentioned earlier, now chris enters the dream still cant figure out wht its about
04 Aug, 2011
?
did i mention, we got dirty in the hole wet and dirty? lol we cleaning up now
04 Aug, 2011
hang on a sec…
come to think of it how the hell do we not see a hole right infront of us?
04 Aug, 2011
lmao
well this was unexpected we all fell in a hole haha my neck hurts josh's ankle hurts mark's knee hurts rick's face hurts lol so we all got hurt and thought it was funny
03 Aug, 2011
wwwwwoooooooowwwwwww
im almost outta batery :(
03 Aug, 2011
The Exorcist
ever since i saw tht movie well its th only movie that kinda scared me only kinda. wow and im stillmwatching it now poor girl :(
03 Aug, 2011
wow
i keep having the same dream over and over again since august 1. It's with hannah, destiny, janel, emily, meagan, and lindsey. i cant quite tell what its about but im positive u guys r there in the dream..
03 Aug, 2011
Would You Rather....
Would You Rather Burn In Hell Or Burn On The Sun? Message Me Your Answers
03 Aug, 2011
haha
so josh went straight to bed cuz he was tired so we decided to play a prank on him. We carefully lifted him and carried him to the lobby and ppl were watching him talk in his sleep us: lmfao josh: np its my duty to smack ppl me: smack ppl? omg lol mark: hed better hope he neverr smacked me rick: haha and if he did? mark: umm well never got there yet me: wow lol ppl in the lobby: lol josh: noooo! he stole my job! me: by he, who does he mean? everyone: lmao josh: *wakes up* what the devil are we doin down here?!?!?! all of us cracked up laughing so hard
03 Aug, 2011
Whoa
arrived in Hawaii an hour ago and holy s*** its awewome!!!!
02 Aug, 2011
Would You Rather....
Would You Rather Pee In Your Pants In Front Of Millions Of People Or Take a Crap Infront Of Your Whole Entire Family? Message Me Your Answers
02 Aug, 2011
Would You Rather....
Would You Rather Be Deaf Or Be Blind? Message Me Your Answers
02 Aug, 2011
so
i gtg in a few
02 Aug, 2011
i beat a record :D
sommy record to be on mfg was 4:30 and now its 5:30
02 Aug, 2011
wow
i have never experienced this type of tiredness b4 so if i sleep on u, youll know why so if i do, i apologize
02 Aug, 2011
ok
so im on the plane until 5:30 pm or so
02 Aug, 2011
rulez
my name rulez my face rulez my voice rulez my best friends rulez my gf rulez my body rulez my life rulez
02 Aug, 2011
FML
im gifted and cursed
02 Aug, 2011
mad
i noticed that so far 2day is mad
02 Aug, 2011
this week has been crazy
holy crap this week was crazy huge 13 year old boys smacking 6 year old girls knocked out and bein in the hospital now goin to hawaii and other stuff i cant mention that happend in real life
02 Aug, 2011
????????
bored...
02 Aug, 2011
log off
imma log off soon
02 Aug, 2011
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!!!!!!!!!
Ultimate argument on my page holy crap. I was extremly shocked by this fight! (i sound like a teacher now lol) Back to buiseness! U guys need to chill it was meagan's page first and now its a game. We all do it me, meagan, connor, lindsey, and others. Its a gamrthat u guyz dont need to be p***ed about. And it is technicly meagan's page at first and still kinda was. Hope this messaged helped
02 Aug, 2011
#69
#69 is one of my best friends! you. would miss out alot if u werent friends with her u gotta lov her shes the kind of friend who is like ur sister u know wht i mean? #69 is an awesome person
02 Aug, 2011
#7
a good and great friend! she was one of the first ppl on here 2 be my friend and shes cool so dont mess with her or else #7 u r awesome!
01 Aug, 2011
my work here is done
so i shot destiny so im done my work lol get janel!! but i gtg my plane is leavin pce 1 lucky shot -shoots janel and hopes i dont miss-
01 Aug, 2011
i gtg :(
i gtg plane is taking off ttyl ppl :(
01 Aug, 2011
dont worry
thats my double lol my double is dead i shot destiny :P
01 Aug, 2011
exactly
exactly chris -takes out my sniper rifle and continues shooting at destiny- that'll teach u for stabbin me!
01 Aug, 2011
pops out
s***er my decoy! it was my double u killed! -aimsa at destiny then shoots-
01 Aug, 2011
shit
takes out a sniper rifle destiny don think on stabbing me! -points it at u-
01 Aug, 2011
we'll win!!!
nice chris!! wear ur protective bullet shirt so u dont get shot lol
01 Aug, 2011
wow
wow lol what kind of gf would kill her own bf? seriously who does that lol
01 Aug, 2011
emily
thats true hmmm ill teleport somehow and get them :P -finds a teleporter and teleports 2 china- -buys the protecter vests and comes back- here u guys go!
01 Aug, 2011
we will win
we r the champs so we will win!
01 Aug, 2011
good idea
ok run! -takes out a g** and shoots jane;'s car wheels
01 Aug, 2011
were dead
damn were dead cuz meagan's not joining we need more ppl
01 Aug, 2011
nooo
meagan wont join! damn still run!
01 Aug, 2011
oh yeha
we will win! trying 2 get meagan with us and other ppl
01 Aug, 2011
woo
now chris run!!!
01 Aug, 2011
shit
well now heart's with janellypoo! still we will win!
01 Aug, 2011
chris
sure chris but then we gotta book it word from destiny, shes gettin help!
01 Aug, 2011
ya
ya oh yeah we will win!!
01 Aug, 2011
wahoo!
now chris is with jonny and emily! 3 against 2! and i was already driving away hahahahahhahahaha! -drives back and picks up chris and emily-
01 Aug, 2011
sucker
i have extra keys janel! ha! and u didnt take my car :P plus i have a motorbike :D -escapes to the motorbike
01 Aug, 2011
ya!
woo emily's on my side!!! now emily, lets run!!!!!!!!!!1
01 Aug, 2011
R.I.P Jonny
well my life is officially over! oh wait i got a plan -kicks janel's knife and cuts the rope and runz- hahahahahahha!
01 Aug, 2011
damn i am so screwed
janel dont kill me!!! -tries to escape-
01 Aug, 2011
ok nvm
damn now im tied! destiny dont help her!!!
01 Aug, 2011
damn!!!!!!1
DESTINY DONT HELP JANEL!!! -slips away and runz- HA!
01 Aug, 2011
AHHH
nooo destiny and janel r gonna kill me! where the f*ck did i leave my motorbike so i can escape
01 Aug, 2011
shit
run jonny run i dont wanna die!
01 Aug, 2011
oh crap
destiny and janel r gonna kill me! run!!!
01 Aug, 2011
i love everynight
everynight is so fun with friends we do aloy of stuff like breaking in places :D 2morrow we cant cuz were on a plane
01 Aug, 2011
2morrrow
finally going to hawaii
01 Aug, 2011
ok is something wrong with me?!?!!
ok everyday one of my body parts have 2 hurt yesterday my head 2day my leg last month my arm everyday something hurts!!!!!!!!
01 Aug, 2011
wait
wait wasnt this site already boring?
01 Aug, 2011
idk why
idk why i still do this. no 1 is on meebo or avatar chat no more and i still chek. this site is getting boring.
01 Aug, 2011
this is nice
so i am not eating or drinking today till sunset. lets see if i could do that for the month of august.
01 Aug, 2011
so
i gives a call 2 doctor and twlls him that verythig is diffren some letters look bakwards and some stuff look weord and i spell stuff rong so he tell me it normal cuz it was dat day so he says just gomto sleep so i got to go nows ill cya all later
01 Aug, 2011
•.•
my head still hurta especiall my fa e :( hmmm everything is all well not the sameish still today waz a blast off fun
01 Aug, 2011
omg
i just realized its august
01 Aug, 2011
#8675309
Well shes a great friend and is funny at the same time i enjoy reading her blogs cuz theyre funny shes really awesome once u get to meet her #8675309 is a sweet/awesome friend!
31 Jul, 2011
#17
Well what can i say, one of the best people ive met and the bestest best friend ive ever had! shes alwayz made me happy and has alwayz helped me and im proud to have her as the bestest best friend ever! love u #17
31 Jul, 2011
#13
ok so #13 is a great friend who likes M games like me :D Me and him are being haunted by a talking sign and a talking rabbit :o other then that he rules like me and hes awesome dude #13 is an awesome dude stay cool bro
31 Jul, 2011
#11111111
lol Shes my new best friend and is funny :D She is nice and i couldnt imagine anyone to hate her and if you do hate her, then ur an idiot :P #11111111 is my new best friend!
31 Jul, 2011
#10
ok #10, idk who you are but you seem like a cool dude. I could probably add you if ur cool and not weird but you seem cool so stay cool if you are haha
31 Jul, 2011
Number Game
ok lets try this again lol lets play the number game. you give me a number and i'll right a blog about you. so do it lol
31 Jul, 2011
Sorry
sorry i couldnt get back to all those messages. i was at the hospital. i took my advil cuz my head was hurting and i decided to step outside for some fresh air. then josh mustve wanted to talk to me cuz he was p***ed off for some reason. so as im going inside and hes going outside, he opens the door hard like he whips it open and wham! knock out for me. i wake up in the hospital like at 8:30 am and i go what happend/ they tell me and they said u can leave at 11:30 if you're memory is ok. so they did some tests and i was ok. so josh apologized and i am like its fine.
31 Jul, 2011
i need a cheerleader for destiny
because she needs inspiration to beat skylar! woo go destiny!
31 Jul, 2011
why does this happen every night
ok every night i alwayz get headaches :( live with it jonny youll survive
31 Jul, 2011
Skyler (sml)
alright good luck skyler (mfg account sml) if u ran away tonight then good luck keep in touch ur friend jonny
31 Jul, 2011
damm
y did i bring crapes to mfg now shes too lazy to get me a number lol damn
31 Jul, 2011
listen up
whoever has a crape hmu or else....
30 Jul, 2011
??
did i say face i meant mouth lol
30 Jul, 2011
ok
my mouth is watering for a crape so much now! if i dont get one my face will die lonely without a crape lol
30 Jul, 2011
lol
destiny, ur dumb emo teddybear wants a crape so much lol not a crap a crape :P
30 Jul, 2011
i wanna be in paris now
u know why? i want a freakin crape so freakin much.
30 Jul, 2011
is it just me?
is it just me or did i just see a tree looking at me infront of my window and then it disapeered? im being haunted by a tree....... *lightning strikes and thunder starts* welcome to the haunted tree population:me lol no seriously am i turning insane
30 Jul, 2011
lol
haha s***ers i own emily's ankle :D
30 Jul, 2011
lolz
looks like no one wants to play the number game :P
30 Jul, 2011
500th Blog
Ok so lets play the number game from now till the end of time Give me any number and i will write a blog about you but if the number is taken, ill tell u to chose another one so what r we waitin for? let the game begin!
30 Jul, 2011
2morrow
2morrow will rule! but i still rulez so ha!
30 Jul, 2011
bak
