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Member Since: 07/15/2009
Last Login: 03/18/2010
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United States
About Me:
I'm taken by the love of my life so you hoes can just back offf
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Mar 18 2010 11:22PM
Sry
Sry every one for not being on in a while
Jan 10 2010 11:06PM
.…….:;:;:;:;:;
Message me I'm bored and I'm sexy
Jan 10 2010 6:36PM
RATE
RATE ME. 1---10. Message me back
Jan 8 2010 2:39AM
....
Jan 2 2010 12:59AM
YES or NO

yes" or "no" and answer me back.
Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Touch me:
Stare at me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Have sex with me:
Make a move on me:
Play with me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Let me borrow your car:
Let me see you naked:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Take a shower with me:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Ask me out:
like me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Look if i was naked:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of you:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
kiss me on the lips:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Will you repost this so i can do the same for you:
Jan 8 2010 1:31AM
NOW
Kill me
Jan 8 2010 12:39AM
I would do this for my girl
Dec 27 2009 2:14PM
guys arn't jerks

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe



(in the paper the next day) : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much re-post this and the love of your life will relize they feel the same DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl "
Girls Post This As "guys aren't jerks
Nov 15 2009 12:18PM
boom
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/ `---___________---- _____|] ░▒▓▓D
/_==o;;;;;;;;__ _____.:/
..), ---.(_(__) /
..// (..) ), ----"
..//___//
.//___//
.//___/
Nov 8 2009 10:07AM
....
_/)
( '_')
(> )>O I was going to give you a Toy Ball...
UU

.....(\_/)
.....('_' )
O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU

..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) I LIKE Balls!!!
...U...U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>O Then i said: sharing is good....
UU

......(\_/)
......('_' )
.O<( <) But then i was like...
......UU


..(\__/)
.(O_O)
. (>O<) ITS MY BALL!!!
. U....U

.(\_/)
(^-^)
(> <) so I eated it!
.U..U
Nov 8 2009 9:48AM
test time
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blondie - $50
[x] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other - $75
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8 to 7' - $175
[] 6'0 to 6'7 - $150
[] 5'5 to 5'11 - $75
[x] 5'4 to 5'10 - $85
[] Under 5'4 - $95
age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born - $215
Drink?
[x] I did like once - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt $0
[] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12-1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450
Favorite Colors (TWO):
[] Green - $750
[x] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total:
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes $0
[] Nope-add $1000
[] some- $750

MY TOTAL WAS 2,570
Nov 7 2009 7:06PM
..........
butt-
Head -
Nose -
Lips -
Hair -
Eyes -
d!$*
Heart -
Smile -
Tummy -
Legs--
whole body-
anything you want massage me

 

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M!ZZT123
Jan 10 2010 4:31PM

JUST RETURNING MY SEXY BABY
SME LOVE!!LOVE BOO:)
M!ZZT123
Jan 9 2010 2:21PM

HEY FRIEND:)
Destiny lutz
Oct 6 2009 11:25AM

they cant do anything for a broken toe. i got the swine flu now
singergirl123
Oct 1 2009 4:11PM

PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO TRUE!! 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for u. 2. At least 15 people in this world love u in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate u is because they want to be just like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8 .You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: You most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them: you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love u. something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Whoever breaks this chain letter? Will be cursed with 10 Relationship problems for the Next ten years tag your it! This is so scary send this to 15 people in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters! It so scary because it works! NO SEND BACKS! If you have less than 15 friends its ok
rockstarluver183
Sep 27 2009 10:06PM

showin sum love bak xD
mablefisher
Sep 27 2009 3:12PM

THANX BABE
YOUR HOT TOO
JUST SHOWIN
YOU AND YOUR
PAGE SUM SEXY LUV^.^

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